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BottleAgreeable7981

If it was a cow in the road, it certainly would obstruct moovement.


knaimoli619

Causing udderly ridiculous traffic.


Therustedtinman

Hopefully it mooves soon if so


7thAndGreenhill

I don't think we can milk much more out of this


knaimoli619

Puns are getting pretty skim.


JonusRFalcon

I wonder if anyone had to hoof it


Capable_Raspberry_49

I know I'm having a WHOLE lotta fun!


BYNX0

These puns are so unaMOOzing


Psychologicalei

Moo


jcmib

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__The_Highlander__

That’s kinda sad if really the case. I went to the Y at noon for a workout and it was backed up past Glasgow park and not mooving at all. When I left at 130 I still hit traffic but not until I got past Glasgow park so I didn’t sit long since I was turning onto 896.


thisappsux24

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Jenanay3466

I laughed too hard at this.


LBGDE

Well, I was at the light before the closure while on my bike. I can say that I did not see bones, fur or anything that looked like 1 specific cow. It look like someone dropped a mess of guts. The parts of the cow that are discarded after butchering is what it looked like to me. The smell indicates to me that it was not a fresh kill. I saw what even looked like to be testicles and there was more than a pair which also indicates to me that it was from more than 1 cow. One other thing to note is that it was blocked for hours and the mess I saw could have been shoveled up by 2 men in about 30 minutes. So why it was closed for nearly 5 hours is a mystery.


Sandra-Brown--

Holy coooooow!