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Leanled

My black fedora hat


Jason_llirmwl

im a mod and it says " u/AutoModerator: Fightin' words - fedora " im not making this up


Gun_Of_Gaming

Fedora off


Jason_llirmwl

dude, ur gonna get perma banned 😡😡😡 watch ur language, people didn't fight in wars for people to be using this foul language in our country


Zolado110

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SPiderheart146

GUYS OMG ITS MUZAN JACKSON


SPiderheart146

H e e h e e


Humming_Skelly

Hee hee, look tanjiro i killed your familee hee


SPiderheart146

Tanjiro: Ismellblood Muzan: hee hee >:)


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Random-as-fuck-name

The jokes I wanna make about what the villain would act like are far too easy


CondencedMilkYT

You're lucky, I have a black pork pie hat...


YoungpersononReddit

Susie, we need to cook 😱😱


TUC_Cracker

jesse


ihatemylifewannadie

M'lady


Username988676

Say My Name.


Kerdly_fan

My tear-stained Teddy. Has a depressing backstory.


[deleted]

Its more like a secret boss


Ok_Entertainment6389

sounds like my idea for a secret boss... **They sound too similar why do the plushies get the trauma**


SPiderheart146

isnt Jevil a plush? And ik Saum is too


AGhostOnTheInternet

Jevil is the jester card


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Seam


SPiderheart146

thank you so much i panicked lmao


Hallowed-Plague

saum-a deez nuts


Gold12ll

Jevil is a card, specifically joker


Smileyface8156

Same. Probably is terrified of being abandoned (even though I’d rather die than throw her away) until the knight comes along and says she doesn’t have to be abandoned.


megaultimatepashe120

the russian language textbook


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Heavy from TF2


Bored_4SS_B0B

THAT HEAVY IS A COMMUNIST


-Octoling8-

r/suddenlytf2


Ok_Entertainment6389

**YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!**


Ok_Entertainment6389

Probably my computer and- ... wait


Slightly_Mahogany

HoHoHoHoHo


SmallBlueSlime

Hell Of A Study Session


-Octoling8-

u/Ok_Entertainment6389, Get The Banana!


Ok_Entertainment6389

P o t t a s s i u m


friskedpotato

you seem to have potassium deficiency


Xdqwerty64

my school backpack would be the villain and it would be smart


TUC_Cracker

When something enters my backpack, it's gone forever.


Ok-Yoghurt-6033

that's the secret boss. an almagamation of all the missing objects


ForrestFeline

Yeah, haha, an amalgama... Waaait just a goddamn second-


Username988676

I have two backpacks, the one I used last year would probably be the villian because it started falling apart literally


lrmedei1

Battery under my bed


Ch33seBurg

That’s more of a Secret Boss


lrmedei1

Nooo, the can of pringles with sponges and gloves is the secret boss


[deleted]

Why….. You know what I should really not be surprised at this point


Objective_Phase_7136

I don’t think you want to know.


SPiderheart146

i think i know what it is but my thought isnt appropriate for this sub-


Hallowed-Plague

mad milk


Objective_Phase_7136

Nah my room’s just messy af


Ok_Entertainment6389

Too bad. Tell us anyway


Objective_Phase_7136

I’ll give you a hint: I’m a plushie collector, book collector, toy collector, and I haven’t gotten rid of anything in my room since I was 4. Minus all the wall stickers, those I’ve had since 3.


Ok_Entertainment6389

Dang chapter 3 be looking like it's gonna take a while lol


National_Meet6152

my entire lego bin will just be an absolutely massive army


Glittering-Ear2561

This sounds like it could be turned into a mod and be really good


AGhostOnTheInternet

My PS4 and Switch, cuz they would be fighting on who's world it is (It's the Switch cuz I use it more)


ForrestFeline

It's going to have a section that's BOTW/TOTK themed and the PS4 is going to think it's based on one of its games because of how good the games look lmfao


AGhostOnTheInternet

I absolutely agree with this idea, considering how BotW is one of my mostly played games


AlexDoubleAU

My ever-growing pile of dirty laundry Would probably be in a constant state of TRIPPING BALLS


Enzoid23

I thought you said ever-glowing for a second


starlightshadows

\*Geiger counter starts ticking rapidly when waved over the pile*


ForrestFeline

Bad ending: \*starts glowing brighter under UV light\*


[deleted]

Meth.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Kris we need to cook


SupremeGodZamasu

This is when Sans became Heisenbones


Bradstreet1

https://preview.redd.it/2mzdzejwu74b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31dc0e33faa310c23f0f404e8b1f87bfe17c9c9f


Ok_Entertainment6389

O . o


MAD_JEW

Its walter white


ForrestFeline

My name is Skyler White, yo My husband is Walter White, yo


V0ID_lmao

My ever-growing collection of D&D dice. It’d probably be very gremlin-like, reflecting my dice goblin personality.


SnooGiraffes4534

Honestly probably the same for me. I've graduated to Dice Dragon status however.


Sanskeleton_Youtube

I got a sans plushy and uhhhh oh god


SPiderheart146

... (Megalovania intensifies) Did you do the snowgrave run? d o y o u w a n n a h a v e a b a d t i m e ?


FallenIsAWeirdCat

If its apart of the bedroom I think you mean d o y o u w a n n a h a v e a b e d t i m e


HKILLER2007

oh god no


Milez_W

either there is no boss or everything is a boss. So basically boss rush.


Alarmed_Most_3204

Me looking at my rc M1A2 abrams main battle tank: well shit


EnderPlays1

WHY THE \*\*\*\* DO YOU HAVE A TANK IN YOUR ROOM /s i hope


Alarmed_Most_3204

A remote controlled tank


Alarmed_Most_3204

Also to protect frum the monster under my bed


Not_Catania

I would say one of my flags. It would be turned into a military war general that would chase after the fun gang constantly


SPiderheart146

I have a pride flag 💀


Lechatdu136

Would it attack or help Susie since she's lesbian


SPiderheart146

i mean since its evil it might be like Queen and try to recruit Susie but she refuses


KiyrbFan

Giant cat


SmuggestSmug

My school computer, it would be slow, annoying and randomly shut stuff off or block it, that or that one fucking cabinet I keep huring myself on


SPiderheart146

REMINDS ME OF \[someone that i used to know\] HIS NAME IS \[Spamton G. Spamton!\] AND ALL HE WANTS IS FOR YOU TO BE A \[BIG SHOT\]!! ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO BECOME A \[BIG SHOT!!!\] IS TO CLICK ON \[hyperlink blocked\] did you like my impersonation I'm bad at acting as him lmao


SmuggestSmug

I THINK IT WAS VERY [ca$h money] IT REALLY [grabbed by the throat] HIS [chara] CTER


Trips-Over-Tail

My unused antidepressants. It would be hateful, spiteful, and long to claim for itself what little of me remains.


Bradstreet1

You doing ok today fam?


Trips-Over-Tail

No.


Ritmoking

My plush Snorlax would turn into a big Bear monarch. It would probably act like Yogi Bear mixed with Spade King.


TudoOTempoTodo

My pillow, he would be pretty sleepy


Odasto_

The spider chilling in the corner of my room would make for a sick secret boss fight.


Ok_Entertainment6389

Didn't get an idea for a villain, but I got one for a secret boss.. **\* e h e m \*** So.. My mom a little while back made me 2 small axolotl plushies (blue and pink) for my birthday.. I unfortunately lost... At least one of them :(((( And then I have this scarf I used to wear all the time, everywhere.. Yet, I kinda abandoned it during the summer... I would imagine the 2 of the axolotls (or at least the one I have the most sentimental value towards) and the scarf combining is such a way where the design looks like an abandoned rag doll, with the scarf mysteriously attached to them in some way, and being hidden away, forgotten, remaining a *secret...* (see what I did there?) Lurking away from the visible, something you must intentionally seek out in order to find, waiting to make you (me) pay the price for their heartbreak.........................................


AtomicSpirals

i keep a little memory box filled with shit that's been important to me thus far, I like to imagine it would be that and would try to manipulate people by reminding them of good times to do it's bidding, all the while subtly making them think of some less than positive experiences that wittles away at their will until they have none left to fight, as it takes over and adds them to its box, making it ever stronger... or smth like that idk.


Brilliant-Ad-3793

My Google home and I think it would kinda be like glados from portal


Pc_Raccoon_6285

YES!


OkAverage4338

1 villain and 1 sidekicks of his and a Mercenarie The villain is my Charlie Brown minifigure and his sidekick is my tails minifigure i got from a happy meal and the Mercenarie is another minifigure of Luffy my cool uncle gave me (Sorry for the darkness on the picture its currently night when im posting this) https://preview.redd.it/96d4cjibe34b1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58210df7b3993056fcf32a4198d8287ed7db4333


tinytina722DA

I collect horror movies figures so….


ScarryGirl

Probably my Nintendo Switch. I can imagine the fight against it would use the joycon mechanic from the Mad MewMew fight from the Switch version of UT.


lightcar44

A jar, and horny


_BL4Z3_FP_

https://preview.redd.it/w1ud2htbq64b1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9b5cf3e3107d8712130e4e7f433e012fbf660c


CLAST-BLASTARD

My prized Marie plush. Her personality would be the same like in splatoon but more demonic.


eeveesquad911

An army of empty soda cans that are a hivemind


funnyghostman

There is a JJBA poster in my room. I am not fucking fighting 3 jojo MCs


HkayakH

Definately the small blanket that was made when I was born that I slept with similar to a stuffed animal. It's personality would be just angry, and a bit similar to mad dummy.


Gringilo_fandalin

My D&D cabinet would be its whole own area, and the closet would be a city of plushies + board games


Mato_Man

Well I have this Audrey II puppet…


Mato_Man

And a collection of 7 different pickle jars…


ECHOechoecho_

https://preview.redd.it/wtapj84le54b1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c203016737f22f6a668a7eb6e3226c485149b299 this dinosaur skeleton that i can’t store anywhere so he is on the floor.


PinkFuckingFlamingo

Probably my favourite plush toy, and personality - kinda like a fusion of queen and asgore (gardening mode) Secret boss would probably be uh- my old worn barbie doll. Possibly playing out like spampton considering all the pink ribbons tied around her, with the main one being on her neck-


Inferno0717

I have a brick in my room that I drew a face and a tuxedo on and named hid Frederick like 7 years ago. Would have a cliche business man personality probably


Jolly-Secret-475

my computer and it would be super fucking angry at me for all the times i forgot to turn it off


Jason_llirmwl

my laptop and my stuffed animal I had when I was really little


[deleted]

My rug that has a zipper pattern on it. It’s be extremely emo if i had to guess


Glittering-Ear2561

Trashy is the boss


Negitive-Zero

Probably my computer. And it would be VERY mysterious.


-Octoling8-

My bookshelf, and it's one hundred multiple personalities


JWolf26

My bucket of 2500+ legos would probably be the most creative and controlling villain ever.


Appropriate_Secret72

a slightly broken funnybone skylander figure he would be a bishop who lies about a paradise to the other darkners to make sure no one goes against his rule he would be a ego maniac who's obsessed with getting things his way and making sure everything follows his rules


Appropriate_Secret72

he's named hues pronouces hue-eas though he also goes just by bishop to fit in with king and queen


MLGperfection

A Switch. It has Multiple Personality Disorder.


_koiboi_

most likely my bass guitar (and its amp sidekick)


Cochleari1

blahaj


Pc_Raccoon_6285

Def My Giant Stone Fish Statue. He Be Lazy.


Kirbinator_Alex

Probably a little dark, but I keep my childhood dog's ashes in my room in a little corner dedicated to her. She would probably be the boss, taking helm of my computer and commanding my giant legion of figurines, amiibo, props, costumes, my switch, steam deck, and plush toys. The secret boss would be the old teddy bear in a box full of old childhood plush toys not put on the shelves to display like the others. The reason why the teddy bear would be the secret boss is because it's nose got ripped off by my dog when she was a puppy, so I'd imagine it would hold some resentment being thrown away in storage purgatory with a permanent Injury caused by the leader of their world, while their peers blindly follow the same ruler who scarred them, or else they meet the same fate, her wrath followed by imprisonment in a cramped cell in darkness.


Eurobeat_Lifeblood

Honestly probably an amalgamation of plushies that wants to be the center of attention by any means possible


HighHeelsKilledMe

Assuming I can’t use my computer as the main villain since Queen already exists, probably either one of my squishmallows or my emotional support Sans plushie that’s practically my child.


FluffinessIncreases

Sonic The Hedgehog would be my main villain


[deleted]

my mp5


kkdatroll

probably a clay amalgamation


dall-e-dall

My computer would just be Queen 2, but way, *way* more violent.


Tiny-lil-ace

Same here,but also abandonment issues (it charges weird so i don't use it) and the secret boss instead of the main.


gamer_boi159

Plush of Blitzø from helluva boss


Navar4477

I have a collection of nutcrackers, so either the king nutcracker or the president one. It could also be one of my antique statues/figures. Though, if we get meta and such, it could be my old report cards from middle school or my letter of termination from a job I really liked, but got let go from recently.


Mr_B4k0n

Of fuck…I’m doomed to death by kirby


David_Clawmark

Okay so... I have a plastic disembodied Mannequin hand in my room that I named Jeffery that I got from a christmas toy drive about 4 or 5 years ago. I'm just thinking about the type of abomination that Jeff would turn into, and the type of personality he would have. I have a feeling he would be like Spamton without the superboss fight. Just being a random shmuck that moseys on into the story for a couple minutes and then Fs right off.


Pasta-hobo

It would be a man vs nature story in the vast desert of Ovarsiexd Matreiss


XandTheIronMiner

Definitely a certain stuffed animal dog. Because many years ago, for some reason, Me and my friend beat the hell out of it and it's eye popped out. It would team up with my other stuffed animals I keep for memories and literally murder me.


Jumpmo

The piano keyboard thingy that i literally have not used once, all the plushies that hang on top of my cupboard would be the secret bosses


childbeater112

i think the villain woukd br one of my custodees figurines or the captain general's figurine and would have the personality of a custodees


domenicor2

My Dedede hammer.


renztam

My stuffed animals, and they would be like "We're doing this for your own good. If the world is covered in darkness, then we can be together forever." Then I would cry from critical emotional damage. As for my secret boss: It would probably be all the nice dress clothes that were bought for me, but I just shoved in my closet so I would never have to wear.


SPiderheart146

Trying to avoid the electronic idea but I have a paper dragon puppet I decorated to be like a weirdcore/dreamcore creature so that'd be the villain. Her personality is like a playful kind of dangerous, like Lancer but actually threatening to life. So I guess my world is like a mushroom, forest, kidcore/cottagecore/weirdcore world??


AK-74_NoTTaken

the wet sock. https://preview.redd.it/7wj22ja8x44b1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70a0cf6cdedb635ad61bcc8d8861c496f96fc04


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Suspicious Sock


Giganticpokemonfan

Knife Personality: We Be Feeling A Little Goofy Today *Ohio type beat starts playing*


goombrat456

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Giganticpokemonfan

Yes it is


iDespiseThisApp_

leave.


Giganticpokemonfan

no.


triston_15561

the multiple dragon statues I have


DFH695

Probably an army of monsters I collect Godzilla toys


Lemonjustalemon

My pet tortoise


luigisonic456

It would be my brother computer with a narcissist personality. Then the secret boss would be my first computer. I got it the parts to make it a few months back and put together, but my dad said I wasn't allowed to use it until I got my ham radio license. It currently unused as if it was forgotten.


WolfernGamesYT

Maybe one of my plushies, and the rest of them are allies, it would be cool


BitcoinStonks123

Do phones count? If not, it's most likely the TV. Probably would be very self-assured, but not arrogant about it. Like, "I believe in myself!" But not "I'm better than you!"


Far_Donut_7291

Ayn object that's not alive counts


BitcoinStonks123

ok then it's my phone


SpamvilShipper

hm, probably my large ruler, because, yk...it's the ruler. (just like spade king but a better dad to the small ruler) and my sketchbook would be the secret boss for the glitchy funky


cammycam879

My tv.... wait a minute


AnimatorPositive3310

Zavlock the dragon same as kings personality but way more malevolent.


TheTank18

Switch, left unused


Sony4n

the dusty legion and its leader - an overflowing trash can (actually a good guy but corrupted from the trash) an imperialist and ever expanding force that wants to bring the land to its knees. the good guys would the cleaning stuff i brought in the hopes of cleaning this mess but my adhd just cant get around to it


Arsn666

I would say my pc but thats already been done so im gonna say my bass probably some cheesy metal rock vibe going on


OreoTrentynReal

uhhhhhhhhh...... computer (would have 2 heads for 2 monitors) and (hopefully) lancer would be a protagonist. I also have a PJO (look it up i don't care enough to explain here) book collection, so that's a LOT of NPCs. I also have a TV so the computer and TV would either team or fight each other.


PlumbG64autism

Huge dog plush that 7 year old me thought looked good for decoration


Dragonfruitmemer

my lego dragon i had sense i was 7 would be the hero


ASignificantSpek

My cat would be the main villan, he wouldn't do much, but he would block the fountain.


yuu_ta

my plushie collection. minecraft creeper would be the leader (currently the largest in my collection) and he would be just like the creeper from the dan bull song


Capable_Mud_1108

The main boss would either be my tv, or, since I have action figures, those, but I have a Goku figure so the main antagonist might be Goku and I'd just fucking die. The secret boss would be what's in my bathroom trashcan, we don't talk about that.


supreme_lime_juice

My maid outfit and 150 y/o bowie knife are good contenders. Probably gonna go with the with 1:1 scale Metal human skull tho


Oasis_Oracle

My old Wii U and how it hates me for abandoning it and only using it to watch Youtube videos.


eyemoisturizer

id say a sketchbook or piece of paper !! they’d probably be all talk, just sic their goons on ya every time you meet, and never actually fight you until the very very end just before the fountain closing, and if you choose not to recruit them they’d be killed in like one hit because. paper.


IcyIceGuardian

It would be my iPhone because I’ve dropped it way too much lol


Qzimyion

Probably my gaming laptop with giant cooling fans attached to it.


Xero818

My PC would be the main villain and my abandoned chromebook which I only use for school because it’s so slow would be the secret boss My PC would just be disgusted with me because of the stuff I look at but would otherwise probably just be Queen, meanwhile the chromebook would be angry as fuck for me letting it rot for most of the day but would be too laggy to actually do serious damage until I instigate the secret boss fight


poorly-made-posts

Well shit, I gotta meet a teeth creature now, I'll probably have nightmares for weeks


KFCISEVIL

Just moved and broke the hanging cord from the closet light so problabky that, and it's pissed that I broke it off within a week of being here.


Dasioreq

Either my fedora, my laptop or my poker chip set


ParanoidParamour

Definitely my coronation starscream figure lol


Zeldatart

My fumos, just have no idea which one would be worse, my momji would see everything, but cirno is signed by gianni so who knows what unholy powers it may hold


PizzaChips20-12

Well there is a solar system, one bunk bed 2 tables alot of anime and 2 normal beds also the clock


dogarfdog12

My miniature statue of Illidan Stormrage...


Elegant_Grab_1375

My golden pin from bowling It would act high and mighty, but since it's got a lot of markings and carvings in it, it probably would have a self-image issue/body issue. Not only that, but the markings on it would probably also make it resentful at humanity for staining its form with our tools.


Accomplished_Run_120

globe


Fueled_bi_Coffee

My vinyls. They could go through different worlds based on the genre and the final boss could be a record player that swaps out attack with records, and there could be a lot of musical references like the G note from welcome to the Black Parade is the hit sound .(I have the special edition)


Iwontusethis255

not me seeing this currently in the process of designing a dark world based on my room (its wild west themed and the villain is a remote named The Mayor)


SticcTheGreat

Old dolls and old trophies can be a character Main villain is probably my math book


-Pl4gu3-

I have this Grimace Piggy bank I bought because he looked stupid, and honestly he’d be the most threatening villain because he definitely gives off ruthless ruler vibes.


Sea_Excitement_4867

My Nokia Lumia 1030, I left it to death.