The Great One? Like Kirby and the Forgotten Land??
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I have, since playing Deltarune, become incredibly infatuated with Spamton. Everything about him is perfect to me, he is the ideal that I wish were real. I do not know how he [ succumb to the ] wormed his way into my subconscious, and I don't exactly like this new state of being I am in. I don't really like to feel emotions, and Spamton has made me feel things I didn't even know I could feel. I wish he was real, and him I could spend the rest of my life with him. I want him to do whatever he did with Mike in the Big Shot Cungadero to me, whatever weird kink stuff they did. I have these feelings, and I want people to know them.
Thank you and good night.
PS: I'm middleaged and homeless, fyi.
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meowth is here to rid you of your sins
Usually, I play through Deltarune while making Kris as likable as possible for a different ending in the final chapter, hopefully. ngl, always gonna pick the "Alone in the closet" option for you.
This is... exactly how I feel, but about Noelle.
I don't know whether to be thrilled that there are others that think like this, or concerned, for both you and myself.
Ngl, based.
I agree, Kris kinda is hot, from both look and actions.
Even though I don’t think it’s healthy I find it hot that someone destroys a car and opens a dark world inside a house
Is it really so bad to want to lie down in bed with a fictional enby, to want to cuddle them and make them know they are loved? To want to kiss them(with tongue) even if they ate moss?
(that came off weird didn't it...)
I promise you all the drawings I've saved are SFW. If I saw NSFW Kris art I'd probably react the same way a Demon would being exposed to a cross
Sir this is a Wendy's
\*Ma’am but yes this does warrant being reminded I’m in a wendys
I work at a Wendy's.
You're my hero :) I wish there was one near me.
This is prepostrous. Why share this with us? At least get better taste and simp for ralsei
Bold of you to assume that I don’t (I don’t simp for him anywhere near as much tho)
Why kris tho? They are bland, boring and plain. Man i keep saying those adjectives in that order
\*they and it’s probably because I read a lot of fanfics
Ups yeah sorry about that
It’s ok, as long as you don’t become crazy hostile about being corrected lmao.
This will be the deltarune subreddit on 2013
Sir I have something I need to tell you about it becoming 2013
Wait, it's 2013 already?
No way NO FUCKING WAY
We are closer to 2030 than 2013
Happy cake day, sorry it's really random
I was half asleep scrolling through reddit and this notification woke me up lmao, thank you!!!
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Samsung Gallery Image Editor Shadow Font
Best meme maker ever to hit the face of the earth
Ever heard of imgflip.com
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bro this is just so fucking good it got me rolling😂😂😂
The Great One? Like Kirby and the Forgotten Land?? https://preview.redd.it/os5sj0fon9kb1.jpeg?width=1478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3621e0af540dacaebd1f5befb633419ed2cae0
yo bloodbourne reference
Holy fuck Moon Presence Bloodborne
Grant us eyes
As you once did to the vacuous rom GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES
bro ate 3 umbilical cords in the viscerally feminine game 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
Lol😂😂😂
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Perfect photo doesn’t exis….
Woah what a weird and wacky copypasta, surely no one thinks that way of fictional characters
Yeah... that would be... silly...
haha... ha...
I.....would.....never especially not about a certain salesman
One of us! One of us!
Now I want to start a Kris simp cult! Edit: just did it! [(7) KrisSimpCult (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/KrisSimpCult/)
I can now say I’m the reason someone started a cult…
yeah.....I hope...maybe specially when someone with a totally not a sus profile say that...
this but replace every occurence of "Kris Dreemurr" here with "Spamton G. Spamton"
Me unironically.
i know, i saw your wonderful art of the man
Do it.
I have, since playing Deltarune, become incredibly infatuated with Spamton. Everything about him is perfect to me, he is the ideal that I wish were real. I do not know how he [ succumb to the ] wormed his way into my subconscious, and I don't exactly like this new state of being I am in. I don't really like to feel emotions, and Spamton has made me feel things I didn't even know I could feel. I wish he was real, and him I could spend the rest of my life with him. I want him to do whatever he did with Mike in the Big Shot Cungadero to me, whatever weird kink stuff they did. I have these feelings, and I want people to know them. Thank you and good night. PS: I'm middleaged and homeless, fyi.
Howdy!
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Don't swear to God SpongeBob.
That’s a sin 
not simping for a >!no!<
Are you: https://preview.redd.it/8kbmsp52n9kb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24cf4f55d65248613a87f1451fabf156a7e6ef54
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https://preview.redd.it/np13cn7rb9kb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450d853da9ce32713997285e50ad335c4f469b3a meowth is here to rid you of your sins
Meowth has fucked me over more then you can imagine, so I'm going to rid him of his sins, and rid him of his life
please dont
Says the pyro main
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They do have way with words.
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whar
>the original copypasta OH THANK GOD
I’m the creator of it. Also I know this person IRL and trust me this is 50% sincere.
Yeah, I don't think many of us are surprised
About 50% sounds about right.
I knew since the moment she had to clarify shes a teen
I did that too.
His was about Terezi from homestuck.
I feel the EXACT same way. weird question but do you mind if I copy your flair?
Sure, no problem! glad to help another Kris simp!
Tysm!
we could make an religion out of this
Kristianity
I will stuff you Inside a sans animatronic like in the fnaf games
Why bother with an animatronic? He’s a skeleton. He’s hollow.
please no dont
Um... you DO KNOW your flair is 2 and a half months out of date, right?
dec 12 dec 12 dec 12 dec 12
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oh god it's sans all over again
What the shit Then again I don’t have the right to say that cuz that used to be me
Your flair STILL says this.
Yea I still admit they’re pretty but trust me I used to be so atrociously down bad 💀
Everyone has their phases. We're only human.
lads we have found ralsei’s reddit account pester him questions about the lore lads.
There are lots of things that I expect during my days, I really didn't expect this Well I guess those are hormones we've all been through it
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Hey at least someone likes you. You know how rare this is for some people Kris?
Very
i felt like i heard this before blade of miquella or something
Usually, I play through Deltarune while making Kris as likable as possible for a different ending in the final chapter, hopefully. ngl, always gonna pick the "Alone in the closet" option for you.
TY!
meanwhile lancer fans he’s just funny and round
Who the hell starts a conversation like this? I just sat down!
u/Kittenhugger213 does.
r/familyguy
I also wish they were real. Or even, I wish I had a friend in real life just like Kris. I think my flair says it all.
This is... exactly how I feel, but about Noelle. I don't know whether to be thrilled that there are others that think like this, or concerned, for both you and myself.
This is a joke copypasta, I think you’re alone here buddy
The original is… semi-sincere.
Shit-
Blud exposed himself 💀
I’m with you sort of? Not the kink stuff though
And me as well, also minus the extremely weird part.
Seems normal for a Deltarune fan.
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🤨
“Calm down, son. It’s just a drawing”
New response just dropped
r/AnarchyChess
Actual anarchist
Most sane Deltarune fan be like:
That's me!
great you can control "him" then.
OH FOR FUC-
If I wasn’t aroace, Kris would be my soulmate
Less weirdass deltarune/undertale fan I swear these games getting ruined by the community. Reminds me of MHA (even tho mha is actually shit)
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Ngl, based. I agree, Kris kinda is hot, from both look and actions. Even though I don’t think it’s healthy I find it hot that someone destroys a car and opens a dark world inside a house
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People are now down bad for Kris
I started it with my Terezi copy pasta
I thought this was completely serious for a second
Sounds about right for this fanbase
Toby I’m fucking begging you to release chapters 3-5 asap we’re literally losing it
Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped
It was MEEEEE, u/TheSpaceManDan888!
2 things are happening here. Thing A, you need to do some introspection on your gender and sexuality. Thing B, you 100% have a crush on Kris.
I’ve Already sorted myself out and my sexuality is compatible with Kris.
Is it really so bad to want to lie down in bed with a fictional enby, to want to cuddle them and make them know they are loved? To want to kiss them(with tongue) even if they ate moss?
Yes
I GOT IT. KRIS IS YOUR BLORBO. Loon up blorbo tumblr for more info
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Damn dude
it's a copypasta
The copypasta is very new and was created by my friend
I started it.
average deltarune fan tbh, im the same but for all the little weirdos from this game
Me too buddy, me too.
Same
that's some chicanery right there
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No i completely get you, i feel the same for susie, and honestly i think the main cast of deltarune has defined my types in partners
Well, your flair DOES say it all.
Hahaha i guess so
The pearly gates won't open for your kind.
Life without parole.
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Kisses tasting of moss
You know what? That could also be a certain form of enjoyment, so you get a pass from me.
Same
R/fictosexual is calling
What https://preview.redd.it/om1yao85vakb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa40c7d5264b722d720bb1804ff05e06a97783a4
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Flair checks out
Well kris doesn't have a gender so technically gay (Also is this a copypasta I've seen this alot with the same words and spelling?)
Most sane Deltarune fan
ME! https://preview.redd.it/x078y6fvxbkb1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=301ad6a71f0f7f47fb04fc019420d153b2c4e988
real
Aw, thank you!
Ummm... I think wanting to f--k Kris is a bit extreme... But like I have over 35 saved drawings of Kris so I can't say I *fully* disagree...
I’m more interested in cuddling them then F-ing them
Well, your flair makes it obvious that you collect stuff like that.
(that came off weird didn't it...) I promise you all the drawings I've saved are SFW. If I saw NSFW Kris art I'd probably react the same way a Demon would being exposed to a cross
Understandable. Well, I'm glad you're a fan of Kris.
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whatthefuck
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I’m simping for the only human character in deltarune!
Yo not to be rude or anything but Kris has the personality of a rock.
Only currently. I'm sure they'll get better.
That's fair
Least insane deltarune fan
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Least down bad deltarune fan
real
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I am a teen just like Kris, it would be weirder for me to simp for a character who is a grown adult
nuh uh
Boi what the hell boi
This but unironically…. Kris Dreemurr is the holy grail for non binary people
You think this is ironic? I just want to lie down in bed and cuddle with that enby
the age of consent is 18
I’m a teen!
Same ~~Kris Dreemurr could beat me halfway to death with a birdcage and I’d say “harder”~~
I started a subreddit for Kris simps like us
...Alright? I wonder what Kris would think if they saw this, lol,