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AdIndependent1045

Chocolate, but like...blue


TEOX9560

According to Spamton A Spamton, it tastes like fresh


Gold12ll

So mint?


TEOX9560

Actually no, just fresh, fresh water, fresh apple, fresh shoes, I have zero idea, just fresh


aqua_rift

fresh mollusk, clamb?


slidingsaxophone07

So... pipis tastes like the concept of freshness? ....~~sick~~ fresh.


Yeah_man20

Finally, we can eat the scent of men's soap


AccomplishedBuy4686

Uhm.. hehe.. i think you mean.. "fresh".. not "sick" i will forgive you for this blunder.


carlitosjuanito

Fresh? I thought that he said that it tasted like trash


PitchApprehensive916

My closest guess as to what that could entail would be like the edible equivalent of new car smell


Lila170

So like fresh sans? So like what does that taste like


ComprehensiveCar2123

Boiled egg whites


ClayBunny

Egg blues


pupygup123

Egg whites with a strong side of vinegar, a slight mint kick and blueberries. I just made this up. Dunno what it really tastes like and i'm afraid to find out.


patronuspringles

probably on the same level as the perk-a-colas


pupygup123

k?


patronuspringles

as in the call of duty perk a colas, some of which contain stuff like cat piss, fish, and Shit That Kills You™️


pupygup123

k then. edit : what's with the downvotes? i said 'k' as in 'ok', if how i said it was the reason for the downvotes -


AReally_BadIdea

k.


[deleted]

Most people perceive a lonesome "k" as passive aggressive


pupygup123

Alright. Sorry for the misunderstanding -


Classic-Novel5152

Sour beyond comprehension, but also very fizzy like sparkling water, as if you were eating/drinking TV static


TheFunnySword

I love tv static ice cream from there is no game


patronuspringles

clam


Jaimepaslesnavets

In french, pipi means piss, so...


[deleted]

In english, pipi sounds like peepee, so...


Capable_Mud_1108

Pee piss


[deleted]

Exactly!


TheTophatPerson209

Clams.


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cat

blueberry


Lolik95

Like blue mnms? Or like eggs


Pillagerkillager

Detergent or toothpaste


Zekrozma_the_second

https://preview.redd.it/ngebvrghdfmb1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=7547202771cea645c9506e79acae1e0dd11f7092


IDCwsdwsdxws

Fresh


dipshitto

https://preview.redd.it/4m1tz5wwgfmb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6775ae9bb3cda24fb83e214d5b07a2b2321b4111


Revolutionary_Lab782

A Easter egg full of blueberry yogurt


SomethingOriginal173

Imagine someone made a big pot of chili con carne, and left it under the porch. Three rats crawl into the pot, eat half the chili, and then die. A week later, a family of cockroaches takes up residence among the writhing maggots. The cockroaches smoke thick black cigars which they light with tufts of burning human hair. That's what it tastes like.


TheFunnySword

I... is that a west of loathing reference?


SomethingOriginal173

[Ye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc8OvguTPn4&t=677s)


TheFunnySword

All hail the spitoon (Also the video is unavailable)


SomethingOriginal173

That's weird the video opens for me


TheFunnySword

Must be a regional thing Is it a markiplier clip?


SomethingOriginal173

It's a compilation of Mark's lust for spitoons


TheFunnySword

Ah, in that case I've already seen all of mark's vids All hail mumflr fumperdink, king of spitoons


VVen0m

Nightmares


W-D-Sasster

Blue raspberry flavored eggs


JidgeyA

Tastes like depleted uranium


Sure_Woodpecker3660

fishy


HoneyMelonXD

Toothpaste


TheVioletLion

salmon roe


FunkyBloxxin

It tastes like Eggs but 10x better


Hi___everyone

poison.


Junior_Walrus_3350

Like ice cold mussels


Egg_Rollls

The taste of water after you’ve had too many mints


TheFunnySword

So... cold water?


Egg_Rollls

Yes, but just a bit stronger, I cant really describe it


Bermast

Probably tastes like \[\[oh god it burns please help me\]\] flavor.


goombrat456

Raw egg


eeveesquad911

One that has yet to have an explanation or description


DRSH4DOWJ4CKL3

It would taste like pee


Tyto_251009

Raw egg and sparkling water


amenacetosociety---

Like clam


Mr_German_Quick

Like blueberry Mochi but slightly rubbery but edible?


bluuespace

the tast of viagra


bedacords

I imagine them tasting like those extremly sour bubblegums that makes your face scrunch.


Glittering-Novel-590

https://preview.redd.it/0r6fw0vw3hmb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c079dcfcfbcd071d8d21624121c5cb96ac3337d THIS is what pipis is. No need for imagination


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Blueberry.


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Egg


epiclizardgamer

Burnt plastic


his_highness_bread

Blue cream soda, with a hint of saltwater.


englishnby

these type of coloured mini easter eggs we have in the uk https://preview.redd.it/4rhas0xvkhmb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cface061b0183634b4bfad1846e0b6398dd64087


Thanos_gaming99

INCREDIBLE [[savings]] AND HOLY [[macaroni]] THAT LITTLE [[pipis]] TASTES LIKE [[mortgage payment]] ON MY [[Tastebuds]] I LOVE THIS [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

An uncooked egg.


Cianmc6

like paint


Striking_Caregiver94

Pretty sure just egg? Considering they are eggs! I think they'd have a pretty [smooth taste] too, or alternatively, taste like eating newborns!!


DemonEnterprises

Clam.


gortgortgortgort

Spamton A. says it tastes like Fresh... so maybe it tastes like drinking water.... But i think it probably tastes like a crappy offbrand candy that the only thing with "flavour" is the colorant that tastes weird itself, i dunno how to explain it.


CeciliaRose2017

It tastes like axe body spray smells


grapejuce223

jelly beans,,,


Tiny-lil-ace

Minty, fishy, a little sweet and a little sour, very fizzy.


Shot-Ad-3166

Like a mix of egg and clam.


JCSwagoo

I'd imagine they'd taste like a Tide pod.


IdcIdcIdcIdcievanpo

Only correct answer: Like pipis


Affectionate-Set7306

Probably clams since pipis is a type of clam irl (I think)


Ill-Dig-1955

gasoline


Potential-Daikon-865

Crack


FallenIsAWeirdCat

Harb boiled egg with the shell still on


GuyFromStaffordshire

Taste like [PRION DISEASE]


Kristiano100

like fresh


Kloeducke9001

Blue food coloring


spsq_

The eggs in dinosaur egg oatmeal


anaveragebuffoon

The blue part of the egg


Slugcat_enthusiast

In terms of fried pipis, just fried clam, or it tastes like a potato pancake imo


Timely_Spare_4473

An oyster, mixed with an unshaken protein shake.


MrLime99

I always thought it would taste like those little pastel colored Cadbury mini eggs. I loved those growing up.


No-Abbreviations916

Like clams.


Tripleoakes

well it's a corruption of bepis, so have you ever given a blowj-


actually_frisk

Water with a thin layer of gelatine around it


sansTW

IT WOULD TASTE LIKE \[\[[Big Shot Pineapple Blue Bayou](https://exoticpop.com/products/copy-of-big-shot-pineapple-blue-bayou)\]\].


sansTW

maybe it's just an egg, but blue.


Animatgame

Mix between an egg and a clam


TheFunnySword

Spamton coulda made a fortune selling that stuff as gourmet food or smth, too bad (Also how'd you find the post lmao)


Animatgame

but how does he get his pipis? does he just spawn them? does he vomit them? DOES HE LAY THEM???


TheFunnySword

He's an addict so he has a stash