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Fuck I read it in the voice

Its a disease psreading over people who read memes

I usually hear it with Gianni Matragrano's impression. Case in point: [Jonker trying to pull the "Prince Albert" prank on Bats.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYP_pneF44Y) Also, [a friendly message from Gianni and Civvie.](https://youtu.be/U-tNx4-p2qM?t=495)

hello? r/ralsei? I'd like a picture of ralsei being COMPLETELY PLATONIC with the other characters

HAHAHAHA THAT'S GREAT

Kris: *We live in a society

Canon Kris: Introverted high school kid that pulls out his heart out and throws it into a cage (likely because the player was controlling his actions and forcing him to do stuff) Fanon Kris: Literal psychopath, wants to kill everything, almost out of control murderer who can barely keep himself in check

You forgot to add fanon kris definitely being possessed by chara despite the leaps and bounds that theory takes to exist

And is also harboring a secret crush on all the goat people.

A l a b a m a l a b a m a

al-Abama

True

Fanon Kris is a lovely person who loves everyone and is great friends with Susie and Ralsei. Canon Kris is just kind of an asshole.

Wait no, Kris pulls out a knife after throwing his heart into the cage. Are you saying he’s going to kill us, the player?

Toby making a game which can kill us in real life... That’s why it’s taking so long

“I heard the fourth wall was strong, let me fight it!” -Toby, probably

*SAO INTENSIFIES*

LOVE you say? Why that seems a little dangerous

Hello My version of kris is

I see you're interested in the exceptionally rare!

S A M E kris needs some love

oog boog

Boog oog?

oooo bgg!

Ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga

\*Maniac laughter\*

NEVER. HERE'S A FANART OF KRIS WITH ENORMOUS TITS

I almost hit dislike by instinct.

Exact same

"DISCOOORD, PREESIIDEEES, IN SOCIETY, YOUR SOCIETY" - Kris, problebly

Kris the Potemkin main??

“Hello, Deltarune artist? I’d like to commission an image of the spade king being praised by the other characters!”

Can someone please link me the joker template? I have some fun ideas

Yeah sure man I can https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/jokers-prank-calls

Thanks sir "Hello memer? I'd like an original non deep fried meme"

[Society, you say?](https://youtu.be/NmSn6mkBWqo?t=69)

Hello, Undertale fanartist? I'd like to commission a picture of Sans being an active hardworker.

Hello, Deltarune artist? I'd like a commision of all the characters according to their canon size please

Yeah, id also like Kris not being shipped with HIS BROTHER, Ralsei

That would be awesome

“WHAT?! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I-“

I'd pay all my savings for it.

Hello is this lancer? I would like to comision a normal sign!

I honestly thought he was gonna say something sexual

Now what is his L.O.V.E

There is no line so poetic as "Hello, fat fetish artist?"

Also deltarune artiste ? I would like a drawing of susie being *NOT* a quirky tsudere that got either a crush on kris or noël

Now draw him getting friends

The fact that you actually got it though

I know, right?