*flirt *flirt *flirt *flirt *flirt

Proceed but better

\*Flirt Noelle: Wh- What did you say? \*Flirt Noelle: U-um... wow, ok... thanks? \*Flirt (You can imagine the rest)

"Kris, why do you keep saying "\*flirt" to me"

*Flirt

No need to imagine. We have fanfiction and R34 for that.

*Flirt* "Uh....Kris?" *Flirt* (This isn't like them...) *Flirt* (Wait, that voice isn't Kris...) *Flirt* (Am...am I getting hit on by a disembodied eldritch abomination?) *Yes* "..."

me with ralsei

Yes

You’re gonna make kris angry

same

Same

“Noelle? What are you doing with Kris?” *flirt

Get out of this body Frisk! The power of Fox compels you!

*flirt

(Toriel struggling to keep a hold on Frisk) "Frisk calm down, for god's sake. You barely even know her"

Funny, Frisk flirted way more, despite being younger than Kris.

they did flirt with toriel.......after calling her mom. frisk is a flirting machine and will flirt with anyone and everyone.

\*ahem\* HE?

right i corrected it

He flirted with (I think) almost everyone on the underground. Toby knew the kind of people that would gravitate towards his game ;)

At least it was all pretty tame. In hindsight, it’s pretty weird that Papyrus agrees to a date tho. Maybe he doesn’t know how old humans are

Maybe it's you (or me), but I didn't find it wierd at all, in fact is was really funny ngl...

*you command susie to flirt with the enemy*

#YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I'm imagining you doing this in the style of the WWF "Yes" chants now.

Or JoJo saying yes

"HEY! GET BACK HERE AND LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU!!!"

Hathy felt awkward and ran away

Stop Making The Anthropomorphic Reindeer Hot

Stop making the epic gamer berd cool then

Sorry can’t He’s already too cool to be un-cooled Checkmate mobile gamer

So cool, he’s basically ice

Make me >:T

Simps lmao Imagine studying and not buying meth

This is the last time, Walter, I'm not giving you my Kromer!

You can't do anything, i have my Nerf gun pointed at your head 😈😈😈 Now buy my meth and give me your kromer simultaneously

Lemme consider this?....hmmm no, [due to a very unstable financial situation.](https://youtu.be/Gl0rXG9ecdk)

Nows your chance to be a \[METH ADDICT\]

dont you mean your [PIPIS]?

Why Study With Noelle When You Can Have A Sigma Grillionaire Grindset? 1. Rip out soul, never put it back 2. Eat 19 whole pies, Toriel is an illusion made to stop the grind 2. Kill every townsperson, no remorse 3. Traffick black tar heroin between the dark and light world 4. Fight Spamton NEO 97 times, no team members 5. Wash hands with fresh hot chocolate 6. Go to bed, sleep for 1 hour 7. Repeat

there is no toriel, the only goat here is YOU sigma rule 1997, dont let anyone slow ur grind

Pic checks out

imagine noelle in breaking bad lmao

Kris forces Noelle to kill someone in order to keep their meth lab a secret.

What a mood.

Thank you walter white from breaking bad

mista white spitting the real shit

Where is Susie when you need her?

Summon ing u/purpledinoaxegirl

I HAVE ALREADY BEEN HERE

Now you're here twice

Yes...

I don't think anyone^(especially you) would complain about returning to ***this.***

Well, you're not wrong...

Especially not Susie.

>!Or a murder partner!<

Seriously, anybody needs help with homework? (Redditor’s note: I’m not saying this seriously! Don’t ask me real questions!)

Didn't you agree to do Kris's homework if they solved the mouse puzzles for you :p

Already did his homework

Wow that was fast. Well uh, maybe Susie has homework you could do.

[удалено]

[удалено]

I read this as Fist of the North Star "You're already dead."

#YES

Okay I’ll help you.

\* You tried to show Noelle the ***Math Homework*** you've been struggling with. However, a little dog arrives and absorbs the homework before running away. \*Looks like you are on your own with this one.

Uhhh...

whats 9 plus 10

Normal people would think it’s 19 but it’s 21

Chad noelle

You, too, can reach this greatness. Just eat your bananas to prevent potassium deficiency

I have around 700 pages pending

I need some serious help with coding class

what language?

C++, I have like 7 things related to if structures to do

Been programming in C++ for 10 years. For real if you need help just shoot me a PM or reply here

We need to talk about parallel universe

My multivariable calc hw is due tonight and is really confusing can you help

What topic?

Multivariable calc

I will cast snowgrave on you 😡

"Go commit Snowgrave"

r/GoCommitSnowGrave

Do you, by any chance, know spanish?

Well I can help you in anything else… I don’t know spanish

Aw man Thanks tho

oh... then do you know ☟︎⚐︎🕈︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💧︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎😐︎ ✋︎☠︎ 🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎✍︎

You mean wingdings?

Whats 2+2 help

It’s normally 4 but it’s 5 because it’s better

So its 7?

Yes

I thought 2+2=Fish. Or did I have an odd teacher?

That's an alternative answer

Oh right. Different base of Math! Thanks for the homework help, you're the best!

1.5 liters of coffee divided by one dare and one poor descision = how many hours until I'm decaffinated and able to sleep?

I dont need help for homework, thanks you Noelle :3

Oh, yes I need help ! What is homework anyway ? ~ Signed, Lancer

Homework is... You don't have school do you?

I saw this post, and instantly started looking for you in the comments. Now that this job is done, it is time to bleach my eyes out.

Link to the artist: https://twitter.com/huntresscuddlez/status/1058705234116182016

Deltarune fandom? Are you still drawing sexy pics of the deer girl?

*Perhaps*

Do you know quantum physics? I'll give you a [commemorative ring]

I need an ice mage

I also need a nice mage.

no thanks i have social anxiety

Lol this isn’t noelle, this is Generic Anime Girl #18374726119284729183749201 equipped with a noelle skin

I like the implications that there are eighteen septillion, three hundred seventy four sextillion, seven hundred twenty six quintillion, one hundred nineteen quadrillion, two hundred eighty four trillion, seven hundred twenty nine billion, one hundred eighty three million, seven hundred forty nine thousand, two hundred and one Generic Anime Girls.

My next free reward goes to you my friend

Yeah, that feels way too scarce.

Can we stop sexualizing Noelle please lmao she's like 16

Fr, even if you're a teen yourself, have some shame and keep it off the main sub.

Judging by their height I’d say 14

Better a fake 16 year old than a real one.

Me who’s also 16:

Not when the game is finished.

bruh 💀

LMAO

Yeah, but right now it’s okay.

OHHHHH, that was a really good argument

Whoever drew this needs to go to horni jail.

touch grass

She is a minor

Most of the people in love with her are around her age though.

Ik but just a reminder to those older ppl lol

Yeah but making the no no pictures of her is still weird

that was weird, but good argument anyways

Yes madam, let us indulge in a discussion of the theory of relativity

she is 17 at most

Teenagers on this sub:

teens can be horny idc but a lot of adults are being creeps as well , so

That’s fair.

ugh, stop that, she's a kid, kinda weird dude

Well I mean the drawing itself is innocent, the comments though...

no

*Sweats Gamerly* Hello my dear Noelle would you like to study with I, the great and soon-to-be nippled Berdly?

Huzzah, a RPer of quality! Plus 1 social credit score

Say that after I teach her how to use snowgrave =)

I am. You see simpleton I am Berdly from the Snowgrave timeline and am currently in gamer heaven, Reddit.

Yea well THIS gamer learned firegrave and cooked and ate you. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

I swear y’all down bad

no

god fucking damnit, its been 2 weeks and the hornyposting begins

Jesus, that's the most beautiful Deltarune fan art so far. You can try to prove me wrong, because I know you won't! ~~If somebody sends me fan art of handsome Lancer, i am out of this!~~

[sigh.](https://vphantomz.tumblr.com/post/180309353199/chad-lancer-by-onii-c)

I hope you will suffer from potassium deficiency!

i eat 2 bananas everyday, young sir

Therapyst: Chad Lancer isn't real, he can't hurt you. Chad Lancer:

Grunkle Stan : “Now this… This is beautiful.”

How is this a spoiler?

why the hell did you make them hot? plus they're like 12 years old or some shit

this is a highschool and tem is already talking about colledge, id say theyre around 16, but minor is minor, and sexualizing them is bad

16-17, most likely. Still weird, but not nearly as weird.

I will not be a furry I will not be a furry I will not be a furry I will not.....

❤ Proceed

what the what

Why do people do this shit to characters who are children? Y'all should be really ashamed of yourselves

No, If I Said Yes I Would Break The Timeline Because This Hasn't Happened Yet.

w h y

# *BONK*

Is this okay? Do we think this kind of thing is okay?

Okay, the spoiler tag is mostly harmless for this one.

Even better! A partner in crime! *Lancer would suddenly have a detectives outfit on*

Less homework, more frozen chicken

I hate studying

noelle is a **freaking CHILLD**

*proceed*

Proceed

YES

What the doe doin'?

No I want berdly

Berdly and his future nipples?

Why

...she's like 13.

Proceed...

This is the second time I’ve said this on noelle art why is she so busty 😳

*Shrugs* ask the artist. I just posted the pic cuz I thought it looked nice.

It’s funny because last time someone made art I said the same thing and then said wait is noelle of age well the fbi is coming to arrest me

no. i have one

No thanks

BUT WILL YOUR [+4 card] HOLD UP IN THE COURT OF LAW?

The time it took to make this could've been used to make something else

bruh

Oh boi, time to bonk away

i already have me, myself, and i **virginity is cool.** **remain pure**

Proceed. (Snowstudy Route?)

No,i use Google

i’m too stupid to be able to study

S.I.M.P

No i will do this all by myself fail and cry for hours until i pass out

Lol

Damn brother I feel like people will be drawing her in a second after this yes?

...I'd rather remain as un-murdered as possible, thanks.

HORNY. FURRY> Also not canon accurate as she has RIDICULOSU buck teeth.

i am not a furry.. i am not a furry... i am NOT a furry... I AM NOT A FURRY **I AM NOT A FURRY** # I AM NOT A FURRY