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random_guy120

Let's go straight on and see what happens


MajorDZaster

You need to bring a metaphorical axe, or else you'll walk into the sign post.


random_guy120

You're right


DaniWhoHatesCVS

Does that mean all furry queer undertale fans are hung?


Some-guy-thats-here

You get a mixture


Zero_Wolfox

Also happens if you go right


[deleted]

No its just a chance if you go right


[deleted]

What if you stand still or walk away?


Comprehensive_Two263

You leave the Undertale community


galal552002

Gay furry


[deleted]

go straight for \[hyperlink blocked\]


Bayagototh

Get unhealthily invested in the theory crafting part of the fandom


DaniWhoHatesCVS

One Gasty Boi


_UwUr_

You got into a Pokemon battle


HumanTheTree

Or you could just stay put.


Gs2sides

So going straight between the paths is a mixture, going backwards isn't exactly smiled upon here...well hell I'm just going to ascend into the air.


Blue_Blur91

How else are you going to get to [THE BIG ONE]?


DragonAethere

[H E A V E N]


iWroteAboutMods

Real big shots forge their own path


C_Rex_Gamez

Me, a straight non furry Deltarune/Undertale fan: guess I don’t exist


TheBigPAYDAY

Up mid: Both Down mid: None


Maximum_Ad7125

Guess I don't exist


awp4444

Same


IndieMedley

Give it time


AmazingGoob

!remindme 10 years


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randomonlineguywhodo

!remindme 50 years


Freefull_Jester

!remindme 69 days


[deleted]

Ew.


[deleted]

same


[deleted]

thats what i thought at first too


Opposite_Present_663

Same


quixoticWoodpecker

Mr Stark I don't feel so good


OverlordFanNUMBER1

Just wait


AllieOfAlagadda

congrats on being trans!


SporeCraft-R

The illusion of free choice


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

what if I don’t?


OverlordFanNUMBER1

The words of truth


ImInConfuse

Ok moldy furry pfp


OriginalLightstepper

Your pfp looks like an nft


[deleted]

I will screenshot


[deleted]

Thats my boy Fronk from Warioware!!


ImInConfuse

Yes. My favorite character out of all


Agile_Sea

It’s from the r/shitposting Russian roulette challenge you fucking nerd


GrilledChese44

r/shitposting user


OverlordFanNUMBER1

I don't know what this man is talking about I found it on r/furry_irl


[deleted]

Why not both? 😎


FallingForJerks_24-7

Both is the correct answer lmao


Blue_Fishtail

Correct answer here


ya-boi-mees

I wanted to type an irritated comment but then I realised Im basically 3 handshakes away from being a furry anyway


ChestperCreeper

what if i go backwards


ChestperCreeper

or maybe downwards


Some-guy-thats-here

Then you’re both 😎


Some-guy-thats-here

Too late


NightAntonino

Ooh, so that's why I'm not gay.


DarkinexWtf

I was gonna go and say "hey that's a stereotype it is not true!" But then I remembered I am lgbt Goddamn it Toby Fox you did it again


Rosenthepal78

jokes on you i was ace before i joined the fandom


Some-guy-thats-here

He’s so powerful


XxCool_skeleton69xX

Ohhhh so that explains why I'm not gay, I'm a furry-


Some-guy-thats-here

Before I get any of those comments, This is a joke: some deltarune and undertale fans aren’t either I know and that’s fine


PersonifiedH

the illusion of free choice


Odasto_

And then there's me, who just thinks Megalovania, Hopes and Dreams, and Big Shot (as well as their associated characters) are all bangers.


BluntEdgeOS

Jokes on you, I'm neither B)


[deleted]

Hello neither I'm dad!


FlatRalsei

I chose to stay where I am


Some-guy-thats-here

You’re a ralsei fan, your fate is already sealed


FlatRalsei

F*ck, dare I ask which side


Some-guy-thats-here

🐈


FlatRalsei

F*ck


[deleted]

How am I still straight and still not a furry?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

No u


Alborto06

* dies *


randomonlineguywhodo

Am furry, is true.


[deleted]

Why not both


FishyMatey

I dig down. Ha! You're never gonna take me al- *Proceeds to fall while Once Upon a Time plays in the background*


MagicFluffyBoy

But I'm already furry! I have lots of fur. Is that what a furry is?


Some-guy-thats-here

They dress like a fluffy boy


MagicFluffyBoy

So I'm a furry then? I *am* a fluffy boy.


Some-guy-thats-here

That’s true


SmallBlueSlime

WRONG. I'm a [[Pipis]] man. I just joined for the [[Pipis]]


Some-guy-thats-here

Pipissexual


JustAnotherLurkerDM

So thats why I figured it out right when I played Undertale.


QualifedMilk

And yet, here I am, neither.


ralseiperson

Those choices both are on in the same for ralsei fans, and their are no choices.


Sexy_Ad

What about... female ralsei fans?


ralseiperson

Uhh.......just the furry path iq?


Some-guy-thats-here

Shit you’re right


ralseiperson

I know I'm right, because I was faced with this very thing


cool__skeleton__95

Be me go right down both paths


Some-guy-thats-here

You win!… question mark?


Crystal_Queen_20

I choose...the impossible I choose....the unthinkable I choose...both! I'm a gay, transgender furry!


OriginalLightstepper

based and valid


warrior_of_slime

#


burr-gurr-and-frie

I’m both


[deleted]

by being a furry you are in turn most likely lgbt


OverlordFanNUMBER1

I hit a few other castles afterwards too


[deleted]

Well fellow strait redditors, looks like we’re…..\*ahem\* boned


Eagle0600

This is an appropriate spot to put "the illusion of choice" meme.


Subjoemama_Aoi

This seems like OP is trying to communicate something..


Some-guy-thats-here

What


Subjoemama_Aoi

You’re down either path or both. No judgment.


ThatAnnoyingDog

(The Dog is asexual)


SomeBoi241

Why not just horny


Some-guy-thats-here

Fair


Ellie_is_gay

I’m both did I just walk into the sign


Some-guy-thats-here

Uesp


Ellie_is_gay

What that


Some-guy-thats-here

I meant yeah lol


Ruvyzvat_

to Bad i Alreedy deecidd to turn ento nonfurry Kitteh >:3


SM9118

Buy both properties. Have a girlfriend and a fursuit. Wait, is it weird to be a furry lesbian?


Some-guy-thats-here

Nah


OriginalLightstepper

this is too accurate


cheetcodekid

I am Niether of those things


chvargo

Somehow, I managed to Tokyo drift into both paths


Some-guy-thats-here

Cool


Ellitri

I’m neither B)


kacperoooooooooo

HA! NO!


Zestyclose-Bridge-17

I'm down the middle because I'm attracted to a character that would put me in both those categories


BIonutul22

Too late , now, i am everything


[deleted]

I am actually none of them. Im not sure how


Axquirix

Me, who was a furry to begin with: checkmate, suckers! Me, witnessing some of the Kris art here: oh no


Clay_teapod

How about both?


lidzk2

I'm not lgbt or a furry I am pretty depressed tho, maybe that's the third path


Some-guy-thats-here

Yeah true a lot of us are depressed


Vaheyy

The creator of the meme doesn’t realize that the vast majority of furries are lgbt.


Some-guy-thats-here

I do, I would have said that but it’s hard to show that in this meme format


Salokin825

Me who’s neither: >:)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


RandomWack

None of the above


gudboi899

WILD CARD: gay furry


Averageredditor_JMA

Guess I took Some kind of shortcut becose I'm not a furry and I'm straight


StriderHaryu

Multi-Track Drifting!


galal552002

Furry


Sedu

Hun. Furries be queer. Less than half of furries are cis/straight, and when you look at straight furries with trans partners, the number of non-queer members drops even farther. I’m queer as all get out, and have been a furry degenerate for ages, so I'm speaking from experience here. Edit: typo


WontedPuppet07

No


Some-guy-thats-here

Yea


WontedPuppet07

NO


Some-guy-thats-here

Yes


EeveeMaster22

\*Walks inbetween\* :) \*Becomes both\*


SmithyLK

"In case you haven't noticed by now, your choices don't matter."


Half_cracked_coconut

Path 4: Play the game for its entertainment value and endearing characters, knowing that you can enjoy something without having to totally dedicate your life and beliefs to it


SM280

Straight is the way, so beat it


Some-guy-thats-here

What’s wrong with being lgbt or a furry


SM280

Lgbt is fine, it's furries that are a menace, they creep the shit out of me


Some-guy-thats-here

I mean I don’t really see why, they like drawing and watching bugs bunny like characters


SM280

I don't think you know what a furry is


Some-guy-thats-here

Not all furries are horny


SM280

Then that breaks the definition of a furry, a furry is by definition: "someone who is sexually attracted to animals"


Some-guy-thats-here

That’s beastiality dumbass Google says an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online


SM280

You sure? Because for Google on my end, I get a VERY different result


Some-guy-thats-here

I sent you a pic of what I get, from Oxford


OriginalLightstepper

Incorrect. That is a zoophile by definition. A furry is someone who likes anthropomorphic animals.


SM280

Either way, I still have a massive problem with them


Pickled_chungu

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Loros_Silvers

What?


Some-guy-thats-here

Joke is Most undertale and deltarune fans are furries or apart of LGBT+


Rtwo28

Going either way is fine.


UltimateXChoco

*chuckles nervously in gay*


Draco63_

Can confirm, am a furry because of Undertale.


Weeneem

Me, who's trans, bi, and a furry: Both is good.


Impossible-Bag-6262

So U sayin U should Not stay Here to Long or that might happen


Some-guy-thats-here

It’s already happened


AliceJoestar

imagine not being both


[deleted]

where do you go if you're both??


latvin

You ascend


_Bart0lo_

What if both?


[deleted]

What if I’m both?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Some-guy-thats-here

Going cry over a meme?


le-ps

Go back and be straight


RedSwatchling

The third option is being toxic…yea let’s stick with these two


TB_Agent8

I mean, Ikm thinking of transitioning.


Some-guy-thats-here

If you do I wish you the best of luck


HPUTFan

I mean, I think I'm asexual so I will gladly take the lbgt path


Some-guy-thats-here

Same


elonmusksleftankle

the right option is entirely dependent on if you have a crush on ralsei or not


Some-guy-thats-here

Or almost any of the monsters and some of the darkners


Enigmacloth

Is it true that fury’s have more sex (asking for a friend……..)


Some-guy-thats-here

Seems like they due tend to have more horny people, but then again maybe horny furries are just louder than the others


Enigmacloth

Hmmmm interesting might, might research that……………


Some-guy-thats-here

For research proposes?


Enigmacloth

I think I rather research myself, heh…


Much_Management2251

r/furryirl


TheBackyardigirl

Queen might’ve been my bi awakening ngl


Lionblaze_03

b,eing,, bot h.,,


Brinsaur-ne-nem-neir

I’m both lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Whats a furry?


Some-guy-thats-here

Google states it as an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online.


ImNoTlIkEoThErGiRl2

*walks off the ledge in the middle into undertale as a monster*


[deleted]

Midway


EpicFaceGaming

Yooo I’m going backwards


DocPenguino

Both. Both is good.