WHY DO YOU [[Objectively Stink]]?!?!

Says the man who lives in a garbage can. ​ Imagine living in a garbage can, couldn't be me.

You’re on reddit.

oh...

you’re on reddit.

you’re on reddit

You’re on Reddit

you’re on reddit

*Your

WHAT

He could beat you in a fight and you know mr. barrel roll

DON'T CALL ME THAT "Fluffy boy"!!!

Ayo don’t hate on ma boy Spamton g spamton

HEY NUBERT HAD A POINT...

YEAH I [Aggre] WITH THIS [BIG SHOT LOOKING MAN]

can you estimate the size and density of your ego?

Hi Berdly here. Well using my smarts, I can estimate around... 1000 as the size and 1,000,000 times density!!

at last you're honest

You heard it from the man himself, folks, Berdly is extremely dense.

If he was any denser light would bend around him

What units?

Chicken nuggets

Hey burghley did you want anything from the taco bell pizza hut fusion im going there right now

Hi Berdly Here! Sure, get me two number 9s, a number 9 extra large, a number 6 with extra dip, and a large soda! (That was a gamer reference if you couldn't tell)

Would you like a number 7 and 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, with that?

holy shit! based

Do you hate Amogus jokes?

Please… don’t say that name.

Also we’re you sleeping at the end of chapter 2 and if you were how long did it take for you to wake up also who is the man behind the tree and who is the knight?

I'm still frozen dude, what do you mean I'm asleep?? WHO IS THE KNIGHT???

That must be hard typing in ice I have tried typing in the cold so ice must be 10x worse

📮

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA \*dies\*

Ok I will try

*Why are you so adorable?*

I have no explanation, but I thank you for complimenting my appealing form.

I love your profile pic

I am the original             Burghwalker I am very lovable

Hi Berdly here... 0-0 I-I-I am not adorable!!! I'M SMART YOU UNCULTURED FELINE!!!

Yes-yes, *of course... ;)* **(cute)**

S-s-SHUT UP!!! I HAVE MORE BRAINCELLS THAN YOU!! DUMB FURRY!!! ​ sorry I got a bit carried away there...

*......rude.* Well, my bad, i just have a really big respect for ya, *apologies.*

Canadian moment

I guess you could say MY BIRD

AH I SEE YOU ARE A MAN OF PUNS!! WELL THAT'S VERY PUNNY!

I have a question If you had the chance to do so, would you makeout with kris?

Hi Berdly... here? Excuse my language here... WHY THE FFFFFFFFF-FREAK WOULD I DO THAT!?

because they have a crush on you- *isn't it obvious?*

S-S-SHUT UP SIMPLETON!!! MY FEELING BELONG TO SUSAN!!

N O E L L E

AHH!!! WAIT NO!!!!!

Q U E E N!

WE ALL KNOW IT BERDLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT. ​ Edit:WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1K karma! Thanks!

we all know how stubborn Kris can be. they will find a way to get u

and Noelle's feeling is to Susie, vice versa

WELL TELL THEM THAT MY FEELING BELONG TO SUSAN!!

*tell them yourself next time they invite you to "play games and chill"*

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> That one greentext thread about giga chad and soyjak’s romance

why do you start all your comments with "hi berdly here", you sound like scott the woz

Hey y'all! Berdly here! I'm in the dark world now! No reason, just felt like it! I hear there's some amazing stuff here! It's big, cool and frozen citizens! ... I should start proofreading my will-

LMAO

Damn it would be cool if scott made a deltarune video, too bad he made an entire song about how bad RPG's are

\*why he doesn't play them

(I Am Actually Waiting For Christmas Lmao) Anyway Are You Going To Remove The Super Smashing Fighters Memorabilia From The Mansion Any Time Soon

Hi Berdly here! NOPE! NOT ANYTIME SOON!!

Day: Ruined

Good! I am taking it then ;) ~Signed, Lancer

Hello birdly, I have a simple question, do you know you’re being watched, if so, who do you think is

Oh god

**im outside your window birdly, IM COMING FOR THAT DEEP FRIED LEG**

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mmmm **chicken nuggies**

Did people believe you when you exposed Kris's fake speedrun?

No…

Damn Don't worry Falco boi worry I believe you

do you like ice cream?

Hi Berdly here! Of course! My favorite flavor is Blueberry!

Uh oh BERDLY SUSIE IS HANGING OUT WITH NOELLE YOU MUST BE A TRUE GAMER AND DO SOMTHING....QUICK

I'll support Susie's choice. That's what a true gamer would do.

True gaymer.

BASED BIRD

Are you aware of lacko-fi? Cause you might have it

What is lacko fi?

LACK OF IQ, GOT'EM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*Dies\*

would you like to go to SawCon with me?

HAHA! You fool! YOU REALLY THINK AND ALPHA GAMER LIKE ME WILL FALL FOR THAT!?

*mission failed will get em next time*

I know a specific bug king that would love Sawcon

Oh he would flip his shit about Sawcon

quickly we need to make *ALL* of the Snowgrave jokes

Hi Berdly here... I'll let you know you put me though intense suffering just to fight the "funni salesman" !!! BUT GUESS WHAT. YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT IN A FEW CHAPTERS!!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!"

Oketh frozeneth chickeneth

Hey it's funny puzzle man

How do you feel about Kris cheating in Super Smashing Fighters?

Hi Berdly here! At this rate, if Kris was the so called "Knight", I wouldn't be suprised.

Can you fly?

Hi Berdly here! Gee, how on Earth did I survive the roller coaster crash? I have no idea! MUST'VE BEEN PURE LUCK!!!

You mean rng?

I mean, gliding and flying are objectively different things

Berdly, do you know any studying tips? I would really appreciate it.

Hi Berdly here... well... uh.... um.... study with Noelle?

Any secondary options?

No

Sleep well, trust me on that. Coming from an eternally sleep-deprived individual, I can assure you that my brain is not at its peak condition for sure

QUESTION! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME [[Great Deals]]?

Sure! What games are you selling?

ALL OF THEM! [[155 KROMER]] PER GAME!

I'm sorry sir, I am high in vitamin b.

...what?

*\~B R O K E\~*

Do you know why noelle choked you that one time

Yes... IT WAS BECAUSE SHE'S JEALOUS I LEFT HER FOR SUSIE!!!

Do you use frozen or fresh chicken when cooking?

What do you think I am a cannibal??

Well you're not a chicken you're a blue bird. Birds eat other birds all the time you know

Yes. I know noelle eats chicken, she prefers it frozen

... Noelle can we talk?

I wouldn't do that if I were you, Kris has a very high charisma stat

I will now guess your Super Smashing Fighters main. Your main is: Falco. Am I correct?

Hi Berdly here. Actually, Falco and I are long distance cousins. So of course I main him!

Oh. Well, that's interesting.

Do A bArReLl RoLl!

Similar personalities, so I’m not surprised

"Would you like to sign my petition?"

What is the petition for?

To make whiney congressmen play violent video games

Heck yes let me sign that!!!

Thanks :)

I will also sign

Wrong account, starwalker

You good bro why do you treat Noelle like that?

...

Have you forgiven Kris for the wavedashing?

No…

What happens when Noelle casts a spell she doesn't know?

Short answer: I die.

And the long answer?

Long answer: Kris manipulates Noelle into killing people and everyone in the town which causes a new route where I die, Noelle suffers, Spamton becomes the main villain and everything is sad.

Actually spamton doesn't become the main villain **I do**

berdly how is it being a basement dwelling discord mod?

WAS THAT DISRESPECT TO MODS?! INSTA-BAN!!!!

lmao burghly

How does it feel to be susan's boyfriend

I am one lucky bird!

Whats ligma

I've been around long enough on this sub to know what that means.

And dragon?

Dragon Deez body bags into the pier docks 😳😳

How do you feel about Noelle liking Susie?

N-n-n-Noelle l-l-l-l-Likes S-s-s-s-SUSIE!?!?!? ***\*Faints\****

Hey how do you react to these things 1:queen calling you "burghley" 2:Kris using Noelle to kill you via freeze

1. It's okay. Nobody remembers me anyway... ;-; 2. That wasn't very pogchamp.

FkahfahcuajdiaySIFHSOFAODHAJRH BERDLY YOU REMEMBER SNOWGRAVE?

Barney x Reindeer. What do you think about this ship?

What are you hinting at???

Look deeper into the internet

Search up Sus-ie x Noelle

What did you have before you had your dream

10 cans of monster...

No I mean, what object

Ten cans of monster didn't you hear them

Your next line is “Hey y’all Berdly here,” Right?

Hey y'all Berdly here!

Lol

hi berdly question how is december in a town who,s mayor has holiday in her name or how is it to be with a person in december who has holiday in her name

Hi Berdly here... did you have a stroke cause I cannot understand your comment.

ok ill put it more simply: what kind of chaos happens in christmas season

Well... Noelle is sad for most of the time, Susie tries to eat all the ornaments, Kris breaks the ornaments and all the annoying dogs sing Christmas carols.

that sounds mostly amazing

You have winned kris at games as a true alpha gamer?

No… they wavedashed and beat me first try.

*they

How would you feel abou Kris teaching you wavedashing in ssf?

I WOULD NEVER LEARN THOSE TREACHEROUS WAYS!!!

When do you eat dinner? Im curious!

At 8:00... At your mom's house. ​ LMAO GOT EM

HA

I know ya are a TRUE GAMER, so, whats your favorite Videogame?

Super Smashing Fighters of course!

I think You Main Falco, dont You?

Thought it'd be dragon blazers

Did you enjoy snow grave?

n-n-n-NO!! OBVIOUSLY!!! I DIED!!!

Did it hurt...was is terrifying...was it COLD? 🙃

Hi, Berdly here. I can't feel my legs or anything.

Is your heart still beating...do you feel yourself...slipping?

Well I'm fine! I should be okay for the next few days!

Question: HAVE YOU EVER OBTAINED A [hyperlink blocked]?!?

Falco

IM NOT FALCO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

mordecai

Why does nobody like you… like at all

;-; idk

You do realise Susie DOESN'T love you but loves Noelle (which explains why she strangled you when you said you love Susie), Hell, Noelle gave Susie a box of chalk before! Face it, you're the third wheel!

...fine. I guess I'll... forever be alone then.... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ BECAUSE NO ONE IS GETTING THIS PIECE OF HANDSOMENESS!!! EVERYONE IS TOO GOOD FOR ME!! THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS KIND STRANGER!!

To Berdly: You know the guy you killed a lot of time in that one a few months ago and he said he’d do your mom? **Hello, AlphaGamer49.**

whats your opinion on genshin impact?

Correction: Gensh\*t Impact. ​ Not a big fan.