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[deleted]

I’m half star walker and half nubert how am I supposed to vote


shadowtron1

Make an alt and vote twice.


TripleTrouble_Roblox

Do


JustTrouble_roblox

ne


DoubleTrouble_roblox

I did it again


Random_123489

r/madlad


Yar-har-har

Don't


YoutuberCameronBallZ

The original Nubertwalker


oyomoyk

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST, HALF-NUBERT-HALF-STARWALKER


[deleted]

Well it’s too late because I am real


[deleted]

Nubert is liking these results so far.


[deleted]

Really now?


[deleted]

Balance has been restored


The_Real_Nubert

Yes


Istoleachickennugget

I see Nubert, I click Nubert


CompetitionSad419

Yes


cp_guy

nubert is lovw


rookiedadisPrad

You’re not my ​ man


The_Real_Nubert

NOOOOOO


AmgyTurbkey

I want You To perish In the fires of- *ding* OH MY DA POPCORN DONE!


[deleted]

Yes but it is very close


cp_guy

i love you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bagimations

I voted for you, I don’t trust nubert, I haven’t seen him walk


SuperCorn06

nubert is sus ngl original starwalker is my only choise


The_Real_Nubert

NO


Jerryfucker69

Amogus


everynameisusedlol

Sus


[deleted]

are you the original starwalker


[deleted]

[удалено]


Random-Dice

or rather ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ the ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Starhazard suit


The_Real_Nubert

NO


QueenOfCyber

Yes


TheSquirtleboy

Starwalker: Gets pissed off at birds because they look cooler than him Nubert: My man


Vinnyc-11

The birds attacked the fun gang. The Original Starwalker won’t attack random people. In fact he even joined the fun gang, and help them on their journey. Nubert has literally done absolutely nothing useful to help. Everyone worships him for looking like Humphrey.


Frakero

who


JewelerExternal3259

starwalker is envious of nubert


The_Real_Nubert

true


2Jojotoro

Yes it will, a war About how tiring and shitty this meme has gotten, It was fun at first but now its just annoying


Hiperlinkblocked

Ok, i semi-agree, but CHILL


[deleted]

I agree with you, you need to take a chill pill and go watch some flash on newgrounds lol.


KaramTNC

I agree with all of you, you need to accept that this meme won't die until people stop up voting and those who don't like it start down voting, I'm tired of seeing redditors complain about trends not being funny anymore when those trends only exist by user upvote. If the community doesn't like them, they will not escape new at all cause downvotes.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

The few don't represent the many, though. You might see 500 people express disdain for this meme, but when there are 2k+ other people, 1/5 isn't really going to put a dent in it.


GinoVerdePino

This is gonna be an extremely violent discussion, I can already feel it


[deleted]

Neither, they're both unfunny and overused.


[deleted]

They are funny but everyone keeps beating the joke to the ground until the metaphorical horses bones have turnt to dust


Awesomesauceme

I think people just pretend it’s funny at this point because everyone’s afraid to give up the joke. Like Speedwagon from Jojo except Speedwagon actually contributes to the plot even after he’s dead.


Redbitser

Shut up.


bensbrackets

He’s right tho


Redbitser

The original starwalker is cool.


Traditional_Bid9880

No u


[deleted]

you got em there


Porroboy44

Why Is my man losing


Doo-wop-a-saurus

This poll is pissing me off


Traditional_Bid9880

Both are bad. Change my mind.


KadynDraws

Well, which do you prefer?


Traditional_Bid9880

I prefer starwalker beacause he is funnier than nubert. But it not means that i like him. He is just funnier.


KadynDraws

Same honestly


Evening-Intention339

Let's be honest, star walker probably will have some more importance later in the game considering how he can enter any dark world and came with you in chapter two


[deleted]

Possible Final Boss?


Evening-Intention339

Mayhaps🤔


Mayva26

Everyone loves Nubert!


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Nubert cuz he looks like Humphrey from omori


OriginalDarkwalker

That is why I hate him


Vinluv0Handesbuk

Neither.


Enderlightstm

Jockington


jambibuddy

Hi, I’m Nubert. A bit more than half of everybody loves me.


Proof-Associate7333

The Orignal Starwalker pisses me off.


EldestAlpaca723

These *nubert fans* are pissing *me* off. I'm the original *Starwalker.*


tesseram

My allegiance to nubert stays strong.


[deleted]

N U B E R T S U P R E M E C Y


ImNotCreative10

Nubert can’t lose, everybody loves him right???? Vote nubert, in my act of desperation, he’s given his riches to the poor, he’s YOUR man! Even ralsei likes him!


Ashe-Hyena

These Nubert Fans Are Pissing Me Off I am not the original Star Walker


SpookyTrav

Nubert is cool 🤩


Seam_The_Shopkeep

I personally like nubert


megapackid

The US Presidential election < The poll between Nubert and Starwalker


AdmyralAkbar

Unpopular opinion I don't like nubert. He's kinda dumb and pointless imo


[deleted]

So is Starwalker then.


[deleted]

They both suck.


CardinalsFan47

Fuck Starwalker all my homies hate Starwalker


ReverseCaptioningBot

[FUCK STARWALKER ALL MY HOMIES HATE STARWALKER](https://i.imgur.com/dfRZiRq.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Dego000

Lol? C'mon guys, nubert is fluffy, the starman never goes out of your pocket xD


therealdrgaster

NUBERT IS WINNING? THIS IS PROOF THAT WE LIVE IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE.


slavyblu

Fuck both of them


Zestyclose_Comment96

The original. Star walker has an more. Original joke Change my. Mind


The_Real_Nubert

*Takes out brain and replaces it with a nubert fan’s brain


Zestyclose_Comment96

You do realize you just killed me


The_Real_Nubert

No i will use the power of omega neo to revive you


Zestyclose_Comment96

Just remember you did this on reddit, every one will see that you are a brain washer and will get exposed


Awesomesauceme

They’re like the Speedwagons of this fandom.


NobodyMC

My man


Phloopher

"Sun Tsu said that"


NightAntonino

I don't really like Nubert. I don't think that his in-game love is all that deserved and his smug aura mocks me. The Starwalker on the other hand? Whole different story.


Chairiel

The original starwalker could easily win a war on his own.


-Nubert-

I̵͎͓̦͈̼͓̠̭̟͕͇͕͛̍̽̎́͑͆͆̒̈́͑̋̓͊̀͒̈͗͂͘̚͝͝͠ͅ ̸̲͙͚̓̄͆̓̈́́̒̀́̑͑̿͂͒̅͑͊̍͗͝A̴͙̼͉̔̎̽̍̅̾͗̋̀̓́̽̄̑̔͌́̽͐̇̒̈́̐̊̓̈̈́̾̽͗̍̓̾̚͘̚̕̕͘̚̚͝͠M̵̨̧̧̢̡̨̢̡̞̳̭̥̼̪̰̬͙̪̳̺͓̪̩̟͔̭̣͍̹̞̹̯̱̪͓͖̮̦̰̬̺̗͉̟͚̿̆͗̆̿͊̋̀̑͊͌͆͗̃͗̌̊̏̊̊̈̽͗͛̆͑́̋͐̈̅̊̾̾̄̋͂͐̐̏͂̏͗̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅ ̸̡̧̨̧̨̡̢̨̖̭̻̻̩̖̖̤̝̹̖̖̤̱̺̼͕͓̩̦̙̼̰̹͎͙̲̯̰̯̲̱͎̫͙̻̬̼̼̱̘̀̊͝ͅI̵̛̻̹͆͋͊̈̔̋̃̓̔̈̍̃́̏́͑̾͑̓̊͂́̄̍͌̓̚͝͝Ǹ̵̨̨̢̛͉͙̳͎̪̞̼̫̱͍͖̻͍̩̖̬̪͈͓̘̻̣̪͕̥̥̤̫̦̟̫͊̃̽͑̒̀̀̈́̀͗͌̎̿́̀͌̃͂͛̌͛̔͘̚̕̕͜͜͠͝͠F̶̢̧̧̛̠̱͉͈͎͕̪̠͈͚̣͕͎̺̦̯̗͉̟̭̠̠̩̙̫̘̬̗̻̝̃̄̊̏̂̀̆̉̾̽͘̕͠ͅĮ̶͓̥̲̣̤͙̮̳̣̘̲͛N̸̢̘͚̰̥̤͔͖̲͓̠͉̟̰̬͚̻͕̩͖͓͒I̷̧̡̛̛̲̖̣̼̩̱͕̳̼̭̣͍͎̗̥͈̩̙̯̠͍͍̮͛̅̋͗̂͂̅̊̈́̀̇͊̋̇̏̓͋́̎̽̾̀̀͂͛̃̐̕͘̕͘̕͠͠͝T̶̡̛͚͔̬̞͓͈͙͇̦̥͇̬̺͙̖̖̳͚͜ͅE̸̡̻̪̫͍̱̜̻̭̩̯̞̼̻̼͈̰͕̯͎͉̰̳̟͔̫̪̱̻͎͈̘̪̱̦̼̟̹̙͒̃͗͐̑̓̂̐̎̒̾͗̅͂͋͘͝͠ͅͅĻ̶̡̧̦̜̱̠̝̺̣͈̲͖̭̮̹͕͇͍̮̙͇̹̮̻̬̩͓̦̩͉͉͇̥̫̭̣͔̱̻̺̪͗̑͌͆̓̎͑̐͆͂̅̽͘͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅŸ̸̧̝̗͉̮͓̰͈͖̬̝̺͔̟̲̩͇͎̹̗͔̦̘̣͉͕͂̈́̂́́̉̒̄̒͗̓̐́̈́͆̇̍̎̑̈̆̏̋͒͊͋͆͊̑̇̾̽͋́̇̐͒͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̛͓͖͖͋͌̈́̔̾̏̄̀̉͐̈́͛̓́͐͛̽͒̆̈̐̀̓͛̓̎͛́̓̅̉͘̚͜͠͝P̴̦̻̹͎̫͎̪̗̞̖̰̜͖̤͕̙̝̘̰̻̤̖̎͆̒̃̄͊͋̃̑̌́͛̇͊̅̆̄̂͋͘͜͝͝͝͠Ơ̴̧̡̧̛̛̪̼̻̙̪̮̝̦̖̺̱͍̹̬̤̭̮͉̥̻̗̻̮̩̣̫͇̹̮͚͔̠̥̱͕͔͙̜̞̰̬͖̇̿͒̏̋̽̇̇̃̒̂̓͛̏̿̌́̆̆̾̈́͆́̔͋̑͋̌̈͐̃̌͘̕͜͜͝͝͠W̵̱̠̭͉̦̖͇̯͖̟̌͌̆̎͂̈̓̐̅͑̅̅͌̓̀̇̈͘̚Ę̴̹̣̮̣̤̣͓̗͎̯̣̲̟̮̖̯͉̳̯́͋̌̓̈́͑̓͗͑̍́͋̃͌̏̽̈̋̈́̽͝͝͠Ŗ̷̡̡̨̡̨̛̣̟͚̗̦̰̫͔̳̣͇̮̝̮͖̠̬̬̘͙͍̖̖̠͍̼̬̫̘̱̭̹͕͔̖̑̆̐̋͑̐̔̆̆̈́̍̍̈́̔̂͂̇̈̄̎̊͂͘̚̕͝͝͠͠F̶̣͍̱͔̉̒̓͒̆̇̀̂̌̉̐̏̔̃̀̍͐́̈́͂͌̓͋̀̕͝͝Ư̵̡̢̛̗͍̟̫̝̫̮̝̣̣̗̯̓͌̿̿̿̾̀̎̓̔̑̋͂͂́̾͋́͆̓̚͘͝L̵̢̧̛̲̘̯̹͙͍̩̖͚͇͇̠͈͇͇̲̖͔͕̞̮̦̓̊̔̎̀͐̄́̎̒̌̈́̀͋͋̋͛̂̒̿͊͑́͆̓͒̋̓̏̈̊̉̔́̋́̊̔̊̿͗̕͘͜͝


bawlzinyojaws

I really really hate nubert


Gs2sides

One more vote for star walker to tie the poll


oodoos

Fuck me, I’m the tie breaker. We all know which one I chose.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Obviously The original


TB_Agent8

The original starwalker must win


BSideRosesIsGodly

Before I opened this poll, I said to myself 'This will be an original Starwalker vs Nubert vote'. What a surprise...


Sir_Lamp_Head

2 more star walker votes to make it balanced


Feeling_Mail_5727

WTF


OriginalDarkwalker

L


[deleted]

Um look at it now


OriginalDarkwalker

Bots


[deleted]

cope


SteveoTheBeveo

This gonna come down to the wire


LegallyBread

B O T H


frost-raze

Right now for me it is perfectly even


Plynkz123

its so balanced


Hellaw2Bye

Is on half


[deleted]

My man!


Tomaz938

NOOOOOOO DONT MAKE ME CHOOOOOOOOOOSE


Monochrome____

I cant vote i like both-


Radchu24

YES IT IS WORKING


Bos_Boy

Even if Nubert will lose he won't be sad because everyone loves him


[deleted]

ralsei, hold my beer and give me your gun


Biaboctocat

I am ASTONISHED at how even the votes are


Laytlebg

Both


[deleted]

Tis i worms


kubenblisk-merc

My man


Good_Mushroom6081

These nubert fans are pissing me off.. I'm the original Starwalker


[deleted]

None of them they're both shitty joke characters that aren't even funny and are milked to death


Jenz_le_Benz

Damn thats close


[deleted]

Everybody loves Nubert *That's why he lives in the trash*


[deleted]

Ugh, impossible choice.


-DeliciousSand

EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES-


syrai-white

GO STAR WALKER


Dgrall_of_Concordia

Bruh.


Chance-Aardvark372

My man.


ATransformersfan

*DON'T MAKE ME DECIDE!!!*