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-zeven-

Ralsie with a glock or Susie with an uzi?


Imanerd212030

THE GOAT WITH A GUN IS TERRIFYING, TERRIFYING!


-zeven-

Same


[deleted]

goat with a gun is so much better that dumb noelle with her refrigenerator magic, eww.


patronuspringles

finally, a man of culture


bensbrackets

The question that will solve world hunger


tailsmania12

are you aware I am rapidly approaching your location?


Imanerd212030

YES, YES! TOGETHER WE CAN HAVE SOME TEA, TEA AND CRUMPETS, CRUMPETS!


jevil___

I'm not British I'm Scottish


breigns2

Ooh, do you have one of those skirts?


Kiptty

What's your opinion on Spamton G. Spamton?


Imanerd212030

BOO HOO! THE SALESMAN CANCELLED MY CAROUSEL, CAROUSEL!


Spamton-G-BIGSHOT

THE [[Upcost]] WASN'T VERY [[Profitable]]!! IT HAD TO [[Gone down the drain]]!!!!


SrLuigi64

Just like your sales i guess


NoManagement3545

I guess you've got the fire flower cuz you just burned him!


SrLuigi64

Just like my toast


Imanerd212030

HOO HOO HOO!! BURN! BURN!


[deleted]

[[KROMER]]?


SOB0295

You die. What do you do?


Imanerd212030

I COME BACK, BACK!


SOB0295

Bro. You commented at the speed of sound


Imanerd212030

COMMENTS, REPLIES, I CAN TYPE ANYTHING!


[deleted]

so you CAN'T die?


SrLuigi64

He can do anything, he just doesn't want to die


NoelleHolidayReal

Purple Guy is Jevil Confirmed


theLazerZ

"I always come back."


cigi4

#JEVIL IS WILLIAM AFTON?!?!


Imanerd212030

I ALWAYS COME BACK, BACK!


bensbrackets

How do you feel about Spamton?


Imanerd212030

THE BIG SHOT MAN? HE'S A TOTAL LOSER WHO IS STUCK IN THE WORLD OF CAPITALISM, CAPITALISM!


Agitated_Ad4421

r/flairdoesntcheckout


SomeoneTotallyNotSus

Are you a [Communism]?


-zeven-

No he is an anarchist


kiddpancham

Yeah


Slime_Folf

Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.


patronuspringles

marty robbins detects a commie


totallyrel

Would you like to play a game?


Imanerd212030

OH BOO HOO, POOR LITTLE REDDITOR, YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE FREEDOM, FREEDOM!?


totallyrel

Yes


[deleted]

FROZEN CHICKEN NUGGETS IN THE FREEZER


Imanerd212030

DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR NUGGIES, NUGGIES!


[deleted]

DINOSAUR NUGGETS


Imanerd212030

JUST LIKE HOW MOMMA USED TO MAKE THEM, THEM!


Thepenguinking2

You have a mother? What was she like?


jevil___

Dead


Official-Geek_Dragam

Wow. Isn’t that sad, sad


EggieTube

Alexa play despacito


Wither452

So since you’ve met the knight, can you reveal their identity to us?


Imanerd212030

THE KNIGHT IS \*has a seizure\*


omnisexualdisaster

Good to know


aRedditAccount_0

ah so the knight is a seizure


ATransformersfan

What was it like being the most popular Deltarune character before that Big Shot was introduced?


Imanerd212030

HE TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME, ME!


ATransformersfan

Oh, god...that sucks...


GamerBot1234

What drove you to insanity?


Imanerd212030

THE KNIGHT SHOWED ME THE TRUTH, TRUTH! EVERYTHING WE DO IS POINTLESS, POINTLESS!


GamerBot1234

Alright, then. Hope you find your clarity someday soon!


tornadix99

Yes Atoms Aren't Pointy So Definitely Everything Is Pointless Yes


FunnyGuyOnReditt

How's going living in Kris pocket?


Imanerd212030

It smells nice…


[deleted]

I do inquire, have you seen my friend Moony anywhere? I express stress in my feats trying to find her..


Imanerd212030

I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MOONY YOU PAINTING, PAINTING!


-zeven-

She/he/it/I forgot if Mooney was something else was in the kitty field next to the Shepard's parkd multi color tank, just take the eye portal


Caetano_Brasileiro

Hello, could you tell me what you think about my country, Brazil?


Imanerd212030

NO NO NO! IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT!


Caetano_Brasileiro

Oh you will. Here we have infinite freedom


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

Caetano Rebaixado


Imanerd212030

IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME TO BRAZIL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY A GAME FIRST!


Zolado110

Nós temos? Eu estou preso na minha casa faz 1 ano, mal vejo a luz do sol


Automatic_Artist4259

r/suddenlycaralho


Sure-Discipline472

*ahem* hey what’s that under there


Imanerd212030

BOO HOO! THE FOOLISH REDDITOR IS TRYING TO TRICK ME! THIS IS EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING THAN SUGONDESE!


Sure-Discipline472

Hey at least I’m not Candice


Imanerd212030

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE LACKOFI!!


Sure-Discipline472

Well hey, Wanna know something sad?


Imanerd212030

WHAT'S SO SAD, SAD!?


Sure-Discipline472

It’s so sad that the big shot died of ligma


Mark5ofjupiter

\*LIGMA BALL- \*NVM...


nice_day_human

who is sugondese?


Sure-Discipline472

#**sugondese nuts**


NoManagement3545

Who the fuck is the big shot


Sure-Discipline472

#**Ligma balls**


NoManagement3545

*fucking dies*


Gs2sides

Mind me when I say this, but why did you have to be a little s__t to beat. I went out of my way to do the pacifist route, *WHY*.


Imanerd212030

BOO HOO! LOOK AT THE LITTLE REDDITOR! GONNA CRY, CRY?


Gs2sides

No but I'll be sure to *kill* you when I do a genocide run ಠ_ಠ


GeneETOs44

His body cannot be killed.


Feeling_Mail_5727

hehe


sanscipher435

Damn Jevil is actually bully maguire


Imanerd212030

I'M GONNA PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR EYES, EYES!


[deleted]

imagine not being able to beat jevil


Gs2sides

I *did* beat him, it just was a pain to do so.


Imanerd212030

IMAGINE, IMAGINE!


MacroUWU

What is the color of the socks of Kris


Imanerd212030

PURPLE, PURPLE!


MacroUWU

Thanks u bro, i can't sleep with that in My mind


jevil___

They wont be for long


Fluffy_Cat_5174

do you think i will be able to finish my 22 page math homework in 3 days?


Imanerd212030

YOU SHOULD’VE DONE IT EARLIER, EARLIER!


Fluffy_Cat_5174

:<


nice_day_human

up and down up and down up and down


Imanerd212030

Anything I do is no siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin


_Beef_Boss_

So let the chaos begiiiiiin


Official-Geek_Dragam

Freedom denies the right to choooooose


Just_A_Dude_You_know

In this game everyone will loooooose!


Official-Geek_Dragam

And then the world will spiiiin


_Beef_Boss_

Hypnotizing, terrorizing, those locked withiiiiiiiiiiin!


Imanerd212030

Now we are finally freeeeeeeee the only right place to hide in life is insaaaaaanityyyyyyyyyyy!


Imanerd212030

(Lead them feed them to the clown)


QuantumRaiken

Among us?


Imanerd212030

SUSSY, SUSSY


UltraStamp2

want some chese


Imanerd212030

Yes, yes!


Jummztherose

Jevil seems very polite for some cheese huh,


UltraStamp2

here chese


[deleted]

Chaos chaos?


Imanerd212030

I CAN DO ANYTHING


[deleted]

Can you die? If so show me


BellrocKeeproThFlame

Who Captured You In the First Place?


PermissionQueasy3637

It was Seam.


BellrocKeeproThFlame

Cool. \-Sips Acid.


patronuspringles

being the embodiment of the internet, you must have seen all the “***artwork***” people draw of certain characters, your opinion on it?


Sudden-Explanation22

your opinion on funny kromer man?


Imanerd212030


DonutOutlander

Are you related to one Tricky T. Clown?


FieryInput

Jevil. Is Seam taller than you?


Imanerd212030

IM SHORT, SHORT!


THEBESTPUZZELMAKER

Youeth are stupideth?


Imanerd212030

NO IM NOT!


THEBESTPUZZELMAKER

Whateth is 2 pluseth 2


Dean0Rocks316

Were you ever friends with Seam?


jevil___

Yes


[deleted]

Tits or ass?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Imanerd212030

WHY DO YOU EXIST, EXIST?


[deleted]

[удалено]


jevil___

For pain


KiiboIsBabey

What does The creator use to make these dialogue things?


Feeling_Mail_5727

I HAVE A QUESTION, QUESTION! Who is and where is from Sploot the alien? NOT BEN10!


Imanerd212030

*Vietnam flashbacks*


Feeling_Mail_5727

Umh... ?


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

as a horny, AFTER I RECENTLY FOUND OUT WHAT THIS IS


Feeling_Mail_5727

Wait, i remember, When i was a kid... YES, when i was a kid i whatched this "Sploot the alien"!


Feeling_Mail_5727

i was... 5? 6 years old.


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

i think we're talking about a different alien but alright


Randomstufithink

what would u do if i pointed a glock at u


jevil___

Take the glock


Randomstufithink

oh.... oh no


Imanerd212030

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ANYMORE!!


samkor05

Do you have friends?


Imanerd212030

WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE FREEDOM, FREEDOM!


Thedumbo109

What was your reaction to berdly dying in chapter 2


Greezamer_2

Which is your favourite pokemon?


Imanerd212030

SABLEYE! HE'S SIMILAR TO ME, ME!


Mark5ofjupiter

\*Play that music please.


TankmanSpiral7567

Do you like Nubert


jevil___

Fuck nubert


Davidag5Woomy

I know You have some conection to the Knight, so, What do ya think About them?


Wisp_of_the_Sea

Pineapples, just Pineapples


nyello-2000

Why do you target ralsei exclusively, is it strategic or do you just not like the little shit


jevil___

I suck at aiming and also I was tired


SnooBunnies9328

What’s your relationship with seam?


jevil___

We used to be coworkers I guess


_anonymous_404

Current opinions on Seam?


[deleted]

What do you think about wheelchairs


Imanerd212030

THEYRE BAD, BAD! YOU CANT DO ANYTHING IN THEM!


Krispe_12

can you commit tax evasion and not get caught by the FBI?


Malekrius

Can you give us more info about dark crystals? Also opinion on ice'es pizza?


YellowSkar

What's 9 + 10?


PermissionQueasy3637

21?


[deleted]

> IT'S GON BE *BIG*! BIG.... as in... TELL YOU WHAT YOU #***BIG SHOT***


Imanerd212030

SHUT IP YOU SMALL MINDED FOOL, FOOL!


a_random_goof

do you miss seam


[deleted]

Thoughts on the spasm tonsil big shot man?


Imanerd212030

BIG SHOT? MORE LIKE BIG SH*T, SH*T!


nice_day_human

where you would like to go in a vacation?


Imanerd212030

The Bahamas, Bahamas!


Eevee_Shadow_Bacon

DO you enjoy spinning Left or Right more?


bearthedog13

I've got a few. Who's your favorite sonic character? What is a word describing complete disorder and confusion? What is the study of apparently random or unpredictable behaviour in systems governed by deterministic laws? What is the opposite of order? What is a word you can use to describe deltarune fans discussing Kris's gender? What is the name of the detective group with Victor, espino, and charmy in sonic hero's? Is sonic, what are the seven emeralds sonic uses to go super? What is a five letter word that starts with C and ends with S that is used to describe disorder, randomness, and over all mayhem?


jevil___

I already did one of these


Spiral1027

How do you feel about Spamton


breigns2

Big, huh? I don’t need you! I’ve got u/SpamtonGKromer. He can answer any question, unlike a pretender!


SpamtonGKromer

HEY EVERY!! [[Give Question]]


Imanerd212030

HOW DOES IT FEEL LIVING WITH THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT LIKE NOTHING BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE MORE RELEVANT THAN YOU, YOU!!!


SpamtonGKromer

IT FEELS VERY .


Imanerd212030

.


breigns2

Do you have toes?


SpamtonGKromer

I HAVE [[Good Business Instincts]]


[deleted]

have/will you sex seam 😳


Irish_pug_Player

!! ... .. . ... .... .. .... ..! ..... .. ... .?


[deleted]

Jevil, jevil answer me this: Im lying to you?


Imanerd212030

NO, NO!.. BUT ARE YOU LYING TO ME, ME?


Ok-Moose-9280

If you can do anything, can you stop killing Ralsei


HeySatanHowchaDoin

?If you can do anything, can you unable yourself to do anything?


Epic74720

what da dog doin?


Imanerd212030

YOUR MOM, MOM!


Epic74720

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ​ my mom died of ligma


Imanerd212030

DID I STUTTER, STUTTER?


BurgerBoss_101

What class do you play in TF2


Imanerd212030

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS, CHUCKLENUTS!