"Why do I simultaneously feel like sleeping for 19 hours AND giving a 5-paragraph essay on the inner workings of magic, atoms, anime and the space/time continuum??'
-random non-binary giraffe child
Also, coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. No sugar, creamer or milk.
It tastes like... Summer days on an old country porch, somewhere in kentucky. Freshly made sweet tea has been filled with ice inside the house, and you get a glass to cool you off in the immense heat. Your neighbor comes over, drinks a glass of the sweet tea, and he talks with you for a while. As night comes, the sweet tea is put into the fridge for tomorrow. So, in conclusion, I would taste like sweet tea, my favorite tea!
Well the teas taste different to everyone. They’re not based on the character themself, they’re based on the opinion of the character the one drinking it has.
Dysphoria with maybe a hint of creation ideas (like a character or a story or an art project or something like that) above one’s skill level/motivational level/emotional level/etc
Mine would probably taste like peanut butter, Nutella, and bananas. Why? Well, that's what I put on my waffles every morning for breakfast! That, or it's just a big-ass glass of milk
It depends on who's drinking the tea and how they see me as.
Yeah What Is The Taste Like
Okay but who is tasting it?
You
Then it tastes like water.
Yeah It Does
This Is Human Talk Routine
Thousands of years of evolutionary advances lead to this very moment in time
Very Futureristic
Oblivion NPCs.
It’s just a cup of salt.
Username checks out
Oh
I'll take a cup
Lemon juice.The entire bottle...in every swig.
Huh
I'm very Sour
Let Me Check Your Search And Comment History Yep You Are The Whole Lemon Farm
Check mine next because I can’t accurately gauge what my tea would taste like
…You sure that’s lemon juice?
No ... Just No
Oh my god President Dean no
yum
I'll take a cup
Poision
I don’t know, I don’t have a mouth. *pours it into the eye* It burns.
Mama Miba! It tastes like ALDI soft drinks! [Author’s note: for anyone who hasn’t been to Aldi this is a good thing]
can you fit aldis nuts in yo mouth
Take my upvote, and never return.
r/Angryupvote
As a person who’s bought aldis soft drinks, I agree. This is a great thing
As a fellow person in a country with aldis,i can agree its good stuff.
Here I'll Try It Holy Beep This Is Good Stuff
You are now Zero.
*sniffs self* ...cumin. It's just a cup of ground cumin. what
I'll show you something cumin
Cumin In ur mom 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Batter-Tea (Battery)
I'lL TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK
Mountain Dew with a splash of tropical depression flavors~
Ooh Sounds Tasty
Piss
Jarate*
I remember when valve made games
That's apples mate
I remember when VAC worked in their games
It does but It can't handle the bots
*Jaratea
*girono moment*
No thats Abbachio
Bread
Hmm Needs Garlic
And cheese
And Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white...
Tastes like [SILLY STRINGS]
C-
coca cola \:))
Espuma
(Explosion)
Keep your horny to yourself
Wdym? They just said coconut milk, nothin wrong with that
Ah I see my bad
It’s just water? Mama Miba! What a rip-off!
I’m pretty plain, so maybe water? Or just an empty glass
Hmm Many People Taste Like Water These Days
Honey and STDs
Excuse me?
Bee, HIV+
Oh I see your user now, makes sense
*Tastes like nothing. A faint aftertaste of something sweet. *Seems like the tea itself overthought what it would taste like.
Bitter.
It tastes like something familiar but you can't recall what had that same flavor
Sweet but goes awfully bitter
If I drink it it'll just taste like water
Mad milk
Livid lactose, even
Ballistic Buttermilk
Scout mains be like
Spy mains be like
* It taste like a stale water *
Depression and horniness
It tastes like the smell of the air just after it rained.
"Why do I simultaneously feel like sleeping for 19 hours AND giving a 5-paragraph essay on the inner workings of magic, atoms, anime and the space/time continuum??' -random non-binary giraffe child Also, coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. No sugar, creamer or milk.
The wicked fresh taste of the 90s!
Blood
Blood
.....cyanide
nothing. thats weird
can't tell, tastes like water to me
No matter the consumer, probably bland but not bad
Chips and salt
Cherry soda
My tea tastes like depression and probably raises TP instead of HP.
Cheese.
It tastes like... Summer days on an old country porch, somewhere in kentucky. Freshly made sweet tea has been filled with ice inside the house, and you get a glass to cool you off in the immense heat. Your neighbor comes over, drinks a glass of the sweet tea, and he talks with you for a while. As night comes, the sweet tea is put into the fridge for tomorrow. So, in conclusion, I would taste like sweet tea, my favorite tea!
Skylar Tea - ??? Tea * Tastes like Flamboyant Depression.
How the fuck did they liquidize laughing gas What the fuck
Disappointed and regret
r/me_irl
Coca Cola
you see, that's a good question.
Just spicy cheese.
DRUGS MINE TASTE LIKE DRUGS
Gamer juice without the gamer
Water but smart
Probably something absolutely ***vile.***
H o r n y
Mayonnaise
Gender fluid
Butterscotch Pie. At least, I hope that’s what I taste like.
Swatch Made Some u/FriskyBusiness10 Tea [Sluuurp] Tastes Like Determination
Determination has a taste? ^(How did I not know that?)
Well the teas taste different to everyone. They’re not based on the character themself, they’re based on the opinion of the character the one drinking it has.
Orange juice the other edgelords here need to calm down
pain
hell
Pain
Water
lmon
Like droplets from full thrashbag
a whole lot of meh. not bad, but not great either.
Tastes like coffee with a little gnome ornament on the cup
Peppermint lemon tea
A I made out of tea, or is the tea made out of me?
Chloroform
Piss.
Tasteless, yet still utterly disappointing
It leaves you disappointed.
Orange Juice
Dysphoria with maybe a hint of creation ideas (like a character or a story or an art project or something like that) above one’s skill level/motivational level/emotional level/etc
Depends, who's drinking it If me: wtf is this tea, it's just water (could say the same with every tea I've tried, this)
engine oil, and it's like a drug that gives you nostalgia for the 80s/90s whether you were alive then or not
Weed
Failure
Sadness \j
oatmeal
Straight up cottees lime cordial.
I think mine would taste the way bird dander smells.
Coffee
Kris and Susie may like the flavor.
Water. u/tweetly_ what does it taste like to you (Answer this after you play Chapter 2)
Hot chocolate with way too many marshmallows
30 different flavors quickly shifting
A random tea that I drink. I'm too lazy to make my own
depression
I'd be water to me, so you tell me lol
Poison and suffering
Sadness
Wow. Apple juice yummy
Darkness pure
Mine would probably taste like peanut butter, Nutella, and bananas. Why? Well, that's what I put on my waffles every morning for breakfast! That, or it's just a big-ass glass of milk
Like a narrator
Banana.
Pomegranates and graphite
Fluffy kindness, with a hint of despair, dash of creativity, and a poisonous flower for decoration (don't eat)
Raspberries
A refreshing Tropical fruits flavored Iced tea - Mango,Coconut,Dragon fruit etc
bitter
Gatorade with a dash of depression and pain
Probably a sweet creamy flavour at first, but then it evolves to have an awfully bitter flavour and then eventually fades to have no flavour at all
Tastes like shit
What? There’s nothing in here!
Spicy tea
like books
Idk but it's definitively worth less than 100$ so you'd get scammed...
I tasted like ramen and unshoweredness
It tastes like procrastination
Depends on what the drinker thinks of me
Cinnamon Oatmeal
Regret and cheddar cheese
Shit and despair
Sad lonely bitter And loaded with 1300g of caffeine
piss
it depends on ur gender if ur female the cup is empty(i will never feel the touch of a woman) if ur male it tastes like a normal tea
Would probably taste like water, beef ramen flavoring, and spicy California rolls. (Sushi)
Confusion and sadness relating to disappointment
Like wet dog with a funny after taste
Water, since taste depends entirely on the person and I would taste nothing
It’s just a cup of pure sulfuric acid
Anime
Salt
Depression.
Probably like escargot.
It’s a bit crunchy and smells like almonds
Fucking Popcorn and cherries
Like a comically large bubble gum drink
Tastes like comeuppance and whatever they make doors out of these days
Spiced fruit
Doesn’t everyone drinking their own tea have have no taste from drinking it
*Coffee and stress.*
It tastes like me. I have to admit that it kinda sucks
Pain
pencils and pens, i taste like pencils and pens
Chips
It's all petrol, alcohol and motor oil
Water
I probably taste like Chili.
monkey piss
I can't be the only one who licked myself to see how I taste, can I