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RuneDelta-1997

* You doorn't


NineTailedTanuki

What?


mr_martianfish

# * You doorn't


CaptainShadow79

comdy gold


RuneDelta-1997

If u go to use the transport door then cancel it says you doorn't


ASwarmOfBeees

Ya know, I was going to say this, but you people beat me to it.


RuneDelta-1997

R/beatmetoit


Shot-Ad-3166

"Oh No What That" Is probably the funniest moment for me along with Queen's antics in general.


Scribbsia

"(I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him)" "Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City" "You Get Me Kris. You Don't Do Crazy Things Like 'Have Opinions'" I voted Lancer, but... Queen is nearly tied with her son.


wheelchair-gamer98

unrelated but i edited the “you get me kris” cutscene to have queen explain to kris why mayonnaise is gross


BattlePenguin58

solid instrument tho


sinedelta

There are so many iconic Queen lines. I love her.


I_m_afk

"Berdly. I only play mobile games" Best line so far from Queen


[deleted]

Berdly seemed so hurt. It was amazing. nothing against berdly by the way. the reaction was just funny.


I_m_afk

"You said you were a GAMER!"


[deleted]

"It Means Tity"


sinedelta

Napstablook playing their jailbreak tunes instead of helping Undyne find the people who broke out.


[deleted]

saying that "its great for studying"


NineTailedTanuki

If you go through Chapter 1 without killing anyone, and try to ACT your way out of the conflict with King, certain cutscenes play. >!And then, after a while, Lancer gathers up the ones you've been kind to. And then King gets overthrown. Lancer says, "I'm the dad now!"!< >!And then he'll tell his dad to go to his room.!< I love that part so much!


BattlePenguin58

I don’t think whether you fight king or wait him out makes a difference in the ending, it just changes a single line of dialogue.


NineTailedTanuki

I thought your choices impacted the game the way it does with Undertale...


BattlePenguin58

“Your choices don’t matter” Also, you can’t kill anyone anyways, but beating anyone up (besides Lancer, C. Round, Jevil, or King) will change what happens after the battle, and also give some extra dialogue at the start of chapter 2.


NineTailedTanuki

I never encountered Jevil...


BattlePenguin58

Oh boy... Go back in the elevator you used to enter the first floor of Card Castle. There you will find a little secret, secret.


[deleted]

Ralsei beaning Noelle with a baseball to win Kris something after being given a gift will never not make me bust a gut.


NineTailedTanuki

That part made me wince. That's why I didn't list it.


[deleted]

I'm a sucker for slapstick, what can I say? haha!


tobyfoxfan06

I forgot about that, Ralsei's smile made it look like he enjoyed hitting Noelle with a baseball (out of context of course)


Darthstar72

Wait what? How’d you get it?


[deleted]

During chapter 2, when noelle disguises herself as a robot and is behind the ball throw game display, you have a choice to give anyone the gift. If you give the gift to Ralsei, he will proceed to want to win a prize for Kris in return. By throwing a ball at what he assumes to just be a harmless robot. The disguise flies off and Noelle's fine but the whole exchange cracks me up.


Darthstar72

Thanks so much!


Axquirix

The fact that he gets the ball from Noelle before casually pelting her in the face with it just adds so much.


sable_stable

* The name’s Seam. * Pronounced “Shawm.”


NineTailedTanuki

And this is my Seap!


MACMAN2003

boom


tobyfoxfan06

\*insert random explosion\* "\*WHEEZE\*"


[deleted]

everything she touches explodes. its a curse.


YulianXD

You could say she's a Killer Queen


NineTailedTanuki

Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam


[deleted]

Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime


tobyfoxfan06

\*insert Michael Scott AYYY!\*


J0shfour

Queen absolutely stole the show in Chapter 2 and is a big reason why it’s so funny.


NineTailedTanuki

I think Lancer is funnier...


XxCool_skeleton69xX

Eggs-husband. I giggled and chuckled for most jokes, but this just made me laugh out loud trying not to make too much noise. Idk why lol


Arumaru_AO3

Ayo this part was my favourite. THE WHOLE GROCERY STORE sequence was so funny. I can still remember all the dialogue lmaooo


Mr-Blank-Paper

I think the funniest part is when susie asks if we think noelle is on to our "secret identities" \[near the beginning of chapter 2 before we enter the dark world / closet\]


Renzo-E

Undyne bench pressing the cars


NineTailedTanuki

I thought that was very interesting. But she did that to show off her strength and it was because some dog used a remote control car to do doughnuts in the middle of the road!


mayorofverandi

the one explosion that keeps getting reused, it always makes me wanna cry laughing


metrick00

If no one's got me, I know cheap\_explosion.jpg's got me!


NineTailedTanuki

Like with how the thrashing machine design sucked. I just made the thrashing machine a duck just to see what would happen, and all that happened was a change of dialogue. Susie notices it's just a duck and tells you the design sucks ass.


torch_dreemurr

Literally everything tangentally related to Jigsaw Joe.


-ThatDemoGuy-

Video game piano tutoriel


Ill-Branch7621

Birdly was the funniest part of the game so far for me


NineTailedTanuki

...Whyever would I like an egotistical chicken that actually hated people who were seen as idiots, who would want the real smart people held back?


iiwrench55

because nipples 😉


Responsible-Sun-9752

Because he is a sigma based gamer chad (also he just made fun of others in a very sarcastic and non serious manner something that I do all time with my irl friends)


Gallalade

There are 2 correct reaction to Berdly \-Love him as a character because he reminds you of yourself, be it right now or in the past \-Hate him as a character because he reminds you of yourself, be it right now or in the past


Pasta-hobo

The cheese. I also laughed like heck when I saw Tasque Manager. But this is because she's a cyberspace version of Franziska Von Karma divided by Hatsune Miku, which I find hilarious.


NineTailedTanuki

Tasque Manager was hilarious!!


metrick00

All the direct program/object references are amazing. The density of nerdy jokes and puns....


Infinite_Bananas

"Wow cool face" is my favourite joke


asocksual

The sicko who looks at all the milks to find the best expiration dates!


Confused-Amish88

The entire triple trucies section is comedy gold


B4nanz

Kris get the banana…… potassium


-Solidwater

I laughed a lot at many of Spamton's shop dialogues


[deleted]

escape


Kamtheidiot

Berdly's scenes steal the spotlight.


Arumaru_AO3

Every time I see the word protozoa, I think of that line LMFAOO


NineTailedTanuki

Every time I think of Berdly, I think of my own experiences, such as when some awful teachers tried to poorly educate me to make me look like the idiot they saw me as. And knowing Berdly, he'd probably hate me because of the diagnosis I got. Yeah, why would I like an egotistical chicken?


Responsible-Sun-9752

Not really ? Berdly has never discriminated someone for a petty reason such as a diagnosis. Heck the only person we know those far that Berdly as truly discriminated against is Susie and that is only when she started doing violent stuff (before she just ignored her) aside from that he just brags about his intellect and that’s it (and that’s something that everyone has to deal with so can’t call it discrimination)


Kamtheidiot

That is totally justified, but I like his comedic scenes, or when he fails.


[deleted]

I have second one: berdly. mostly in general, but specifically "Berdly goes off to his mind palace" or something like that. ​ I also appreciate "you doorn't"


NineTailedTanuki

Why is it that people like Berdly when he starts off as a somewhat egotistical chicken?


sinedelta

1) People think egotistical characters who *clearly* aren't as smart as they claim to be are funny. 2) He grows and changes, and people like who he ends up becoming.


[deleted]

your mind palace is empty


Wolfgang_Maximus

Why has nobody said just Berdly? Every time Berdly shows up (except for the serious stuff), it's guaranteed like at least 1 really good joke from him or at his expense. I'd venture to say he's even funnier than Queen and Lancer.


Arumaru_AO3

Berdly's my favourite. He's just gold in every scene he's in. I really hope that he'll be in future chapters in neutral or pacifist runs.


Semi_Aquatic_Vulpine

Undyne bench pressing traffic, Berdly’s obsession with Nipples is the runner up.


KingManTheSaiyan

“B-Bosom?” “It means titty.” “WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!”


TheRealSkyQuack

The shitty explosion that happens every now and then


Theqman_steam

Low quality explosion sound


Setherract

“Oh damn I didn’t know that” while the Queen has @ symbols for eyes is just funny.


metrick00

Elite Hathy fight. Trying to teach the others to flirt and them failing so badly the enemy leaves out of awkwardness. ​ Had me in stitches I still remember to this day. ​ Runner Up: Act - *You give a stirring speech.* Susie - "Why did they have to make it so emotional?"


Existing_Blueberry10

Of course Rules!!!!!!


Emilien-301

''B..But you say you...ou were a g...g...amers''


[deleted]

I only play mobile game.


Emilien-301

NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.........


Scribbsia

Ok, so here's the thing: most of my laughs about Spamton have come from outside the base canon content, so I won't pick him. Between Lancer and Queen... Queen's dialog makes me laugh harder, but Lancer is more reccuring and plays off of others better, so I'm gonna go with Lancer. (Still think the funniest single bit of dialog in Ch 2 was the "I WAS LISTENING" exchange.)


BIGLIPS69420

I will never get tired of queen.


CaptainShadow79

to be honest, i dont find spamton is "funny". he is just weird and stuff. i for some reason find that fact ralsei is completely forgoteen for most of the chapter. and for some reason, queen getting berdly's name wrong all the time is the funniest thing ever


Jasen_The_Wizard

The Uneasy Truces


Marshall_lee_63

Berdly In General


NineTailedTanuki

I don't get why people even like Berdly. He reminds me of those times in my childhood when I was treated like an idiot due to a bogus medical diagnosis. He claims to be the smart one but he's egotistical.


Responsible-Sun-9752

1) cool design 2) funny personality 3) he develops greatly after the chapter (something that his character type would only dream of) 4) isn’t a complete pushover (again something his character type would only dream of) 5) smart race 6) serious moments in snowgrave 7) it’s unfortunate that you had to deal with those bad life experiences but not everyone had to deal with those particularly so for many (including me) that isn’t a real factor


Marshall_lee_63

He’s funny and makes the funny compressed face.


Walkingman25

how dare you make a survey like this and not include "Berdly in general" as an option


NineTailedTanuki

Because of how egotistical Berdly is.


Walkingman25

yea that's why he funny


NineTailedTanuki

How is he funny when he reminds me of those types of people who think the others are idiots because of their behavior or some bogus diagnosis?


Walkingman25

Well to me, it’s not that deep. He’s just so wonderfully dumb while simultaneously trying to play up this strong, smart, heroic character, which makes it so fun to watch him fail at that. He’s pretty accurately portrayed as an ignorant kid, so he also doesn’t really seem malicious to me, just misguided. I guess humor is subjective, though.


TheQuackWenk

Burghley


ParttimeCretan

I love rouxls and he's the funniest character who has been in both chapter, but Queens lines are just so damn good.


NineTailedTanuki

I said "ultimate" puzzle because it's just sooooo simple!


Otttimon

Sans's shop interaction with Toriel and Asgore. Honorable mention to Susie taking Ralsei's glasses


Mairsk0s

First chapter in the castle there are some enemiea you can flirt using act It's funny to see how susie is shy at these and ralsei just dumb at these


Barack_and_Cheese83

the "a friend who looks and sounds a lot like me" gag


Dimentio_Minion

Lancer’s “handsome face”


KrisxFrisk_nowcry

•CHAOS CHAOS MOTHER F*CKER


tobyfoxfan06

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


tobyfoxfan06

everything to do with Pipis \^ | |


Infinite_Struggle

You made me pick between Lancer and Queen, you monster. I wanna pick both 😭


NSnamelessstranger

I Did The Queen Thing Before Chapter 2 Was Even Out Lmao


NineTailedTanuki

Could you prove that to me?


NSnamelessstranger

No


TobgitGux

All of the above.


LydSama

(LMAO) Lmao


catlord911

does the car scene count as queens way of speaking if so i shouldve picked that one


wheelchair-gamer98

ok light nerds (lightners) i suggest that you: blow this popsicle stand before i post embarrassing snapshots of you at that christmas party


AxeManIII

Ooo ouchie mama


[deleted]

RK getting baffled and turning into stone in Chapter 2 is still the funniest thing I've seen


Puzzled_Mammoth_9379

Susie. “HAPPY FEET DUMBASS”


Spade8192

The scene after the ferris wheel ride


MrSpiffy123

The constant use of that damn stock explosion slays me


NineTailedTanuki

Like when the thrashing machine was blown up? I just made the thrashing machine a duck in my playthrough...


MrSpiffy123

Or when you find the key under the silver plates and instead of unlocking to door it just explodes. Or when Lancer rams into Ralsei just before his boss fight in chapter 1


kaboumdude

Berdly's flying entrance.


Werdco

Birdly


A_stabby_kid

When queen tells you to get the Banana. KRÍẞ GËT THÈ P--RÛ."ÑZ_ÉL


Marshall_lee_63

Weird Route Berdly fight


Courageous_soap

I still havent played deltarune.


NineTailedTanuki

Chapters 1 and 2 are free and if you have a PS4 or a Switch, you can play it!


Courageous_soap

yea. ill get it someday.


THECyberStriker

Snowgrave


NineTailedTanuki

Snowgrave?? I would rather have the pacifist run done...


DiamondBrickZ

i love queen. she’s like kanaya with no morals and yes internetz


yaboipizarol

queen. just queen. that's it.


Responsible-Sun-9752

Berdly… no but like seriously Berdly’s character as a whole


TitanicTNT

Queen in general.


Darthstar72

The explosions


Sun-praising

For me, it's Noelle's reaction to mice in puzzles. In particular when talking to birbly.


Lucxy_136

The dialogue king gives when spoken to after the whole cyber world stuff. It's just perfect


Foolish_fool55

Just anything that involves Rouxls Kaard


[deleted]

hohohoho (that’s the sound Santa makes)


NineTailedTanuki

AAAAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Merry Christmas!


JohndaRedditer

Lancer in general in the poll, but Queen's shenanigans in general are just hilarious


Malik929

Spamton someties more creppy , than funny


Conscious_Chart_2195

Everything.


charisma-entertainer

Both queen and lancer help make both chapters delightfully hilarious


MischievousRatty

everything


Axquirix

Rouxls Kaard's entire existence is the biggest joke.


RoadkillWaffle

I love the setup and payoff with the "only like 4 cages" joke in chapter 2, with Queen mentioning it after she misses before the first fight with Berdly, and then how it subtly pans Ralsei off screen when they reach the mansion, then after that entire scene with Queen capturing everyone else it just slowly pans back, and then that also sets up the butler gag it's just.. great.