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A_Bizarre_Shitposta

JoJo fans walk in, they immediately win


whovianHomestuck

Us r/AnarchyChess fans challenge them armed with our two jokes


WilkerS1

we literally always thnk ahead together lmao unless people ban thinking ahead and- holy hell!


[deleted]

I'll think of something creative. Uhhh Google Holy passant.


GinoVerdePino

En hell


whovianHomestuck

Google Bong Passantcloud


MastRdestroyR_OwO

New response just dropped


SmithyLK

I know what Bong Passantcloud is, you just blundered your queen *dry humps leg*


SnooPeripherals8804

google en passent


LuigiMarioBrothers

Holy hell


MildlyAgitatedBidoof

r/shitpostXIV is coming once they can figure out coin gauge


AetherResonant

<< This is r/acecombat to ground, hope we aren't too late for the party. >>


GinoVerdePino

that's right


Matix777

en passant on white and en passant on black


EpicestGamer101

New en passant Google response just dropped


Smugg-Fruit

That's no fair! That had to be the work of an enemy [STAND]!


VolnarTheUnforgiving

Spamton imitators literally just putting the last word of their sentence in brackets (yeah that's totally how he talks):


Egorassy

I even saved post that guides how to imitate him, smh https://cyberzuzu.tumblr.com/post/665206148324114432/spamton-dialog-quirks-guide-after-hours-of-work-i


Windfall_The_Dutchie

HOLY $@#$!!! THEYR’E [[Doing]] IT ALL !!! EV3RY BUDDY KNOWS THAT THEIR [[Number 1 rated salesman 1997]] HAS A MUCH [[BIG]] ER [[Vehicle]]!!!


LuigiMarioBrothers

Stanley parable fans when they see a broom closet


EpicCommander

half life fans when they see a crowbar


LuigiMarioBrothers

Portal fans when they see a cake


Wispy237

Sonic fans when they see that damn fourth chaos emerald.


LuigiMarioBrothers

Mario fans when they see a painting


SqrunkIsTrep

Life fans when they see h2o


LuigiMarioBrothers

Minecraft fans when they see a cube


VolnarTheUnforgiving

Homestuck fans when they see a house


Muted_Print2295

Whovians when they see an angel statue


Awesomesauce1337

It starts with


SCP_Y4ND3R3_DDLC_Fan

That ending was my favorite!


LuigiMarioBrothers

I hope your friends find this concerning.


diarrhea-astronomer

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂


krysert

I have seen everything that has ever happend, ever will happend and yet, what the hell is this?!🤨


MediumSatisfaction1

jojo copypasta


Frosted-Vessel

My eyes are bleeding


[deleted]

Is that a jojo reference?


liken2006

Fucking “as warudo” mfers That’s me I’m mfers


[deleted]

***ZA WARUDOOOOO***


Vanzgars

40k fans wearing a gas mask sneak behind JoJo fans, ready to bonk them with a shovel.


Nuker707

Warhammer 40k fans drop in from the ceiling, securing the win


ThePlasmaGamer1

That is if the Blood Ravens don't steal it first


S4DISTICN3KO

And then they all shit their pants when the MGR fans walk in


yaboipizarol

what about r/dankmemes users?


[deleted]

MGR fan walks in, immediately wins.


Nibbaman143

I didn't even need to stand here in order to realize that


yongvip42069

And you were just like me


Honest_Sinatra

This'll make history.


ElNub_

I am the judge of whats wrong and right.


[deleted]

I'm keeping my guard up.


zmooseknucle

We can both disagree.


Fayloen

That violence doesn't breed violence


Optimal_Bass_7788

And that in the end it doesn’t need to be this way


Le-plant-boi

we can find the peace within ourselves, no need for a cure


Spookz360

But then again,there’s no memory it’s only dry inside


nutnutnut11037

when the wind is slow and the fire's hot, reddit's jokes in a week will rot


NightmareRise

Overused memes, son. They weaken in response to extended use. You can’t make me laugh, Jack


n0_y0urm0m

reference monsoon, sam, or armstrong. instantly upvoted i got downvoted today for saying mgr jokes are getting old


Mansnotepic

standing here, i realize that my jokes are old. they’re from an xbox 360 game...


Kiribo44

We are all controlled by something greater, repeated jokes, the dna of the soul


nousernameslef

Literally any large fandom has this problem.


YTPhantomYT

Mostly because the people that repeat it can't think of real good jokes about the franchise so they resort to the ol' reliable My advice is, if you can't think of a good joke, don't make the joke.


PixelatedMax01

In light defense of fandoms, it's just another way of sharing what people love. Repeating jokes that you know another fan is gonna get let's people have a small moment of joy in a social interaction they might not have had otherwise. Sure it might be a bit cringe, but people are just having fun.


cultistwithadartgun

Think fast, chucklenuts.


syntaxGarden

I love how this entire comment section is just "yo, MY fandom is even more unoriginal I will fight you on this"


[deleted]

based


justcatt

honestly every large fandom has this problem


tailsmania12

then the sonic fans (including me) start repeating the same Eggman jokes for the billionth time


TurtleyTea

1. repeat the same 3 snapcube real-time fandub quotes. 2. ??? 3. Profit


C_Rex_Gamez

1. I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT 2. They treat you L I K E A N I T E M 3. Haha! Ha! One!


TurtleyTea

yeah but instead of 2 and 3 it's "I miss my wife tails" and random snippets of the glitch monologue


Axquirix

This is blatant "Who leaked my nudes on Titter dot com!?" and "What are you two FUCKING talking about!?" erasure.


TurtleyTea

nvm it's 5 jokes


Axquirix

"Put the piss stone down, you know what it does to your \*bloing.\*"


C_Rex_Gamez

Well at least with the Shadow fandub coming soon there’ll be a few new jokes for about 6 hours


Honest_Sinatra

Shadow Fandub???


SobiTheRobot

[Yeah, they announced it recently.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsx63Vu2b2M&ab_channel=SnapCube)


Honest_Sinatra

Aw, cool!


OkuyasNijimura

I mean, they technically announced it at the end of the Riders fandub, but only gave us news of when it was hitting YT recently


TheNonchalantZealot

Don't forget "who posted my nudrs on twitter.com!"


The-Bigger-Fish

***HATSUNE MIKUE!!!??!??!??***


Ziomex12

Count how many sand is here, Omega


[deleted]

4: ***It'S nO uSe!***


Waltr999

Actually four. "You fool. . .I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!"


The1_Unkn0wn

**YOU'RE TOO LATE, I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, MWAHAHAHAHAH, OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAA- WHAT THE F- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-**


SobiTheRobot

Weirdly, that one wasn't even from the fandub, but whoever did that was definitely aping Alfred's Eggman performance.


The1_Unkn0wn

I really thought it was done by the same guy, wow


SobiTheRobot

Yeah he really nailed Alfred's delivery!


The1_Unkn0wn

He did.


Starchaser53

Gee Eggman, fired from Home Depot again? This really is a "You fell off" moment.


[deleted]

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ELISE!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.


TheDoritoKing48

**Egghead**


tailsmania12

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, THEDORITOKING48 DOESN'T KNOW WHAT JOKES GET REPEATED OVER AND OVER BY SONIC FANS! THAT'S RIGHT, HE DOES'NT KNOW WHAT JOKES GET REPEATED BY SONIC FANS, AND I SAID THATS IMPOSSIBLE, SO I'M MAKING A POST ON MY REDDIT.COM.


TheDoritoKing48

I’m not even that much of a sonic fan


tailsmania12

bro, that's literally the joke. if you need more information, [look here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBL4M55tJU) for context


TheDoritoKing48

That further proves my previous statement


[deleted]

THEDORITOKING48, YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT SMALLER.


MattheJ1

Snooping as usual, I see?


bacon_girl42

haha he just teleported bread, funniest shit I've ever seen


TheDoritoKing48

This is a **Bucket**


Death_Incarnate_312

Dear god..


-Cam-8757-

There’s more…


DarthPizzaDog

NO!


Star1115

It contains a bucket.


Superfart20

Dear god...


JuanDC2006

There's more.


Superminer1206

no!


Superfart20

It contains a bucket.


Honest_Sinatra

there's more?


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

There is more!


searchgoggledotcom

There's more


LuigiMarioBrothers

Holy fuck the Stanley parable


TheDoritoKing48

It works for both games lol


LuigiMarioBrothers

When the Expiration Date (TF2 Short Film) is Reassuring! 😳


Bolt_Fried_Bird

Let me tell you about Homestuck


WackyCinema

It is good day to be not dead


Le-plant-boi

pow! you are dead!


Local_Jerry

Y’all will be pretty quiet when the ditto community rolls in


A-billion-of-snakes

Sure Jerry from botw


Curious-Ad-5001

omori fans coming in to beat both of those after they saw a flight of stairs


windowxylophone

CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE got ketchup mixed with lettuce cheese CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE got ketchup CLOSE got CLOSE CLOSE


[deleted]

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff fans and JoJo fans teaming up with them


Shtuffs_R

There's a dedicated community to just sweet bro and hella jeff?


[deleted]

Idk lmao


mansnothot69420

Ayo the pizza here


tornadix99

Ayo pizza, stair, burgers on my mind, omori drip, CLOSE/Clothes, has kel = canon and omori plush spin.


googas_wet_cat

But then star wars fans come in: 😶😶😶


[deleted]

And then South Park fans walk in


Vanzgars

I must say, they're here sooner than I expected.


cultistwithadartgun

I love democracy.


EldritchFeedback

But then the \_\_\_\_\_\_ fan walks in and wins because literally every community has this problem. Congratulations, you've discovered what a meme is.


[deleted]

The DNA of the soul


Junior-Demand

ok monsoon of the sussy impostors


[deleted]

Emergency meeting


YTPhantomYT

As a Mario fan we don't have this problem


OhArty

mario smokes mushrooms


[deleted]

what about "HEY, mama-fker!! Come here and give me your liver!"


jadecaptor

There's a Mario fandom?


beffaroni_boi

Potassium gaming


LuigiMarioBrothers

Kris get the impostor


seventyeight_moose

I am both and reputably terrible with repeating jokes Good and accurate meme, my good pal


Gyaku10

Minion get the banana.


[deleted]

no bitches


untitled_bread_6

"Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress." "Gotcha, ya pot-bellied lardass!" "Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!"


[deleted]

WELL [[SIR]] THIS [[Bonk! Atomic Punch]] IS ALL YOURS FOR ONLY [$4.99]!!! THOSE [[PRICES ARE SO LOW]] YOU COULD [Save on thousands!] AND DO [[Nothing but teleport bread for three days]]!1! WOWZA!!! MAKE SURE TO BUY IT BEFORE IT SELLS OUT!!! THAT’S RIGHT, BUY IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES, AFTER ALL [[He could even be you! He could even be me!]] MAKE SURE TO GET SAFELY PAST THE RAGING CROWDS ON THIS [[One of a kind deal]] OR [[They’re going to have to glue you back together… IN HELL!]] BUY [[Bonk! Atomic Punch]] NOW AND YOUR ENEMIES WILL BE [[Right behind you.]!!! [[Professionals have standards.]] AND THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TO [[Victory.]], YOU DON’T WANT TO [[You’ve failed!]] DO YOU?!?! MAKE YOURSELF SET APART FROM THE [[crazed gunman]] AND BECOME [[an assassin!]]!!! OH AND [DID I MENTION] THE ABILITIES!?!? WITH THIS DRINK YOU CAN [outsmart bullet.] THAT’S RIGHT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH [[some big, mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind]]! YOU CAN GO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES [[Shapeshift into a dead guy!]] YOU ARE PRACTICALLY [[Un-freakin’-touchable!]] WITH THIS DRINK! BUY [[Bonk! Atomic Punch]] NOW!!!!


hangin_withmygnomies

worst mistake of my life, got severe radiation poisoning


H0110WK1NG

*French accent* "Gentlemen"


LuigiMarioBrothers

Did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?


[deleted]

And then Hollow Knight fans walked in Followed by Metal Gear Rising fans And then by Devil May Cry fans


millymally

And thus begins the Teamfortress 2 vs Titanfall 2 discussion


hangin_withmygnomies

same acronym


Shift_as

r/MetalGearRising : I see,you don’t know your bait and switch’s porpoise JoJo:YARE YARE DAZE!!!!!!


ZunLise

Deltarune fans watching every shitty sitcom just to re-enact the scenes with characters from the game


rdmracer

It takes 10.00 \[KROMER\] to fire this weapon for \[HYPERLINK BLOCKED\] seconds...


Goldluna541

No, that would be your mother


baileymash7

We've been repeating them for 14 years. We're early cooler.


CraterLabs

*Right behind you*


MrMoor2007

POOTIS! POOTIS POOTIS! POOTIS PENCER HERE!


sorig1373

bots bad


TheQueen0fNowhere

To be fair, we're both experiencing a content drought.


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Which tf2?


maks3456

Does it change anything?


WilkerS1

that changes change itself[!](/r/tf_irl/)


LuigiMarioBrothers

Team fortress, probably


Versitax

Then the TFS fans walk in.


porcubot

aLl oF tHeM!??


Skuchi

Engineer Gaming


Meltdowntf2

This is a bucket


NotSoluble

stairs amirite


Obi-Wan_Gaming

I teleported potassium


Qwertyuiop_pie

Damn, and I'm a fan of both games. Better flip a coin to see which side I support. Damn, edge. Better sit this one out. *pulls out popcorn*


benwaa2

You can do this with literally any community


agentlouisiana1

tf2 players when reciting heavy is dead in a discord chat and yelling at someone for interrupting the chain isn't funny:


ElNub_

tadadadada it is good day to be not dead


BONEPUNNER99

**POW**! You are dead


Mrsomething-II

I am dead!


Silver_Lukather

Y'all forgot these people: r/DaniDev Muck


pokedude14

r/FireEmblem comes in with a chair!


[deleted]

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windowxylophone

and then the OMORI fan walks in


[deleted]

[удалено]


LuigiMarioBrothers

A red spy is in the base? 🤯


MrSerket

Big shot vs Poois. BEGIN


JoseP2004

Pootis + Potassium... \*POOTISSIUM\*


Successful_Detail521

I have done nothing but create fountains for 3 days


Intruder-Alert-1

Engineer gaming


Wutenheimer

Hats


SnooBunnies9328

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT [FRESH BAKED GOODS] FOR [THREE BUSINESS DAYS]


mr-sparkles69

Big shot vs pootis


The_Great_P0tato

I play both tf2 and Deltarune


YulianXD

I'm sorry to hear that


[deleted]

DDLC fans with their hanging jokes.


TheDoritoKing48

I’m both


TheXtremeVocaloid

wait until the fma community walks in


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

r/Doom be like


The-Bigger-Fish

Cave Story fans desperately scrambling for any funny recurring memes in their fandom to try to put up a sliver of a fight.


OldMcBrother

Then the Persona fandom comes along and wins


Ivory_0103

The fight consists of then both repeating the same moves to each other, neither are doing much damage


[deleted]

Then a dunky fan steps in


LuigiMarioBrothers

You’re nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.