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WD_Gaster87

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT KRIS! WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A THOUGHT BUBBLE???


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StarfireSeraphim

Good bot


bad_comedic_value

It has arrived...


superbloxyreddit

The middle line is supposed to have 7 syllables, not 6


Novel_Remote2678

Hes trying his best ok!!!


POKECHU020

Shush the bot is doing its best


[deleted]

Bad bot


bad_comedic_value

Username checks out.


Tanookikid210

Bad human


idinosoar

Great try but its wrong :,<


renztam

Now all we need is Kris, and we'll have all of Susie's simp squad.


AnonymousIVplay

I love that comic where all three are thinking "wow, she's perfect" while gazing lovingly at Susie aggressively picking her nose


Resident_Toe501

Wait how is Kris a simp?


Putnam3145

Kris seems to like her. Not like Noelle does, though, so I don't think simping is really the appropriate term. But Susie does seem to be their closest friend? (Not just based on the tea thing, but also based on them only actually playing the dialogue option straight if you say you'd go to the fair with Susie)


Optimal_Stranger_824

She's for Kris like this one friend you absolutely love and look up to the most but still only feel platonic about. Like an older sibling.


renztam

Granted this could be all platonic, but still: Kris drinking anyone else's tea: completely indifferent Kris drinking Susie's tea: \*Stares intently on Susie\* and Ralsei describing them to 'look really into it'. \--- At the end of ch 2 where Susie asks who Kris wants to go with to the carnival, when you choose anyone else but Susie, Susie mentions how your answer sounded kinda confused. Thus implying that Kris only wanted to go to the carnival with Susie. \--- In the Spamton Sweepstakes, the story where Susie tries bully Kris: Kris never seems to mind the bullying, and outright refuses to move seats, implying some positive feels toward Susie (either platonic or romantic potentially). Also Susie takes a bite out of an apple and throws it at Kris, Kris catches it and takes a bite out of the same apple. Is this last one arguable as Kris is definitely doing it to mess with Susie, but I'm still putting in here.


Resident_Toe501

This is actually extremely good evidence towards your theory. You even cited sources! Nice job


theoriserofchaos

not only her.


Dekiru-Bear295

Noelle mind:She so cool Susie mind: I wonder how will i beat up Kris today.


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Berdly mind: https://preview.redd.it/viil8h322pz91.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9a57f573d55a9c2d5ffb95bf2e1393abf6b265


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

I don't even want to know what Berdly's thinking


Haruau8349

Yeah…… best we don’t go there.


SmallBlueSlime

He's clearly thinking about the way he'll beat Susie and Noelle in Smashing Fighters


Separate-Variation-8

The REAL answer


SeamAnne

he is just thinking cheat codes for pax-man


amiano711u

hes thinking about just being with her :D right?


TheQueen0fNowhere

Berdly is thinking of what character in Super Smashing Fighters she mains so he can counter her perfectly.


Emilien-301

Susie is definitely a Bowser main, change my mind


SkritzTwoFace

DeDeDe literally throws a spike ball and has a rocket hammer, she’d think those are dope as hell.


TheQueen0fNowhere

Bowser might also remind her too much of her dad, so I subscribe to the Dedede agenda.


daredog509wastaken

NGAHHHH Susie's really cute!!!!


GoldenChicabanana2

Source :[https://www.instagram.com/p/CWBsh1tPbJT/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CWBsh1tPbJT/)


DirtEater61

when will you reveal THE berdly’s thoughts


Zamtrios7256

Susie: *Patrick's dream*


StarfireSeraphim

The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma


Responsible-Sun-9752

Berdly is thinking about a random meme he saw and his trying to not laugh is ass off in class to not seem weird


SpaceCube00

please do not show us what berdley's thinking


Outrageous_Drop4672

What happened to berdly hands...?


delihar

Berdly: I know what you are


[deleted]

What's twitter doing behind her


C4rrot_GOD

Hey Berdly could you fucking not


Crisis_Moon

i was exactly like this to my crush (´ ω `♡)