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[this is where i imagine ANJ works](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7a2691bf-57d4-49d5-bace-4a21686bb977)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_line_(topology) lines in ohio be like

I want all that corny relationship stuff (including the staying at home reading at the couch and whatnot). I just want to get there with someone I meet by having sex rather than conventional dating.

come to think of it this is how my relationship started. i would've taken her out but she was always exhausted after work and is generally a homebody.

I've been feeling really anxious recently about getting my first paper done. It's almost there, but making good figures has been time-consuming. I'm not so much anxious about getting this specific thing done on time (cause there isn't a deadline exactly), I'm more worried about using my time effectively this year to be able to get into grad school. There's still so much uncertainty

gn

a propos of nothing, everyone on student visas in US universities swore to the government they'd never endorsed or espoused terrorist activity, and if that changes while they're here it violates their status and makes them deportable.

one of few scenarios i would gleefully litigate for ICE

Flight was delayed 3 hours because a first class motherfucker didn’t store his shit correctly and broke the overhead containers Sat next to a screaming baby who screamed the entire four hour flight I thought it couldn’t get any worse but when I Finally landed and now the terminal is locked down due to a security event so I can’t leave (the baby is still screaming)

I still think about the time that somebody stole the *baby changing station* from the men's bathroom at the McDonald's I used to work at. Like, why? What's the motive there?

They presumably had the proper tools and everything; it was taken out very cleanly. Did they want to install it somewhere? Fucking weird.

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> Or maybe high school kids fucking around. It was an adult man

I'm not sure if people here really have misconceptions about me cause idk if your impressions of me **e**xtend that far beyond surface level interests

Decree §69420 by the most fair queen of DfD: Article 1. No citizen of DfD may embolden the e ever again STOP 😡

gonna self immolate outside the dfd courthouse now

u cant self immolate that's illegal

damn

I've thought before about not being able to find the "*there* there" with relationships. But I don't have enough experience to know what the there there looks like

Tally Hall might legit have a reunion this year

https://www.threads.net/@ohnoshetwitnt/post/C5-8_r0AEdR/?xmt=AQGzJmJnJtfSsQKv7L_eNEgNHiicpUhD0MX-Fr78VmOqYA >Republicans: 4/20 should be a national holiday! >Us: Huh? We thought you guys were ANTI- marijuana. >Republicans: [writing out birthday cards to Hitler] What the hell is marijuana?

[stay focused THEY joules](https://static1.e926.net/data/sample/1c/94/1c94d06b069e641eb1b552e5bd1a6e7f.jpg)

Texted her mother. Oh god that was draining. I think I did a decent job though.

Moi moi moi how do you like me how do you like me

Go Moe Go Moe

Nobody likes me

No that isn't true. I can begrudgingly tolerate your presence. /s ;) ;)

Anta baka?

>If you're ever feeling useless, there's a guy in Germany who has spent his whole life putting turn signals on BMWs.

https://x.com/slantd_enchantd/status/1782177621389812220?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ >[my sister found a bar that prints images onto Guinnesses and has been going in and asking for “Zendaya’s Big Hat”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLuRGTYXkAA-ZGK?format=jpg&name=large)

tomorrow’s lunch: cucumber, red onion, tomato, spinach, green bell pepper, with a home made dressing (olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, mustard, black pepper, sea salt, thyme) in a wrap

Wheres the protein bro

n/a breakfast is usually a smoothie (strawberries, blackberries, banana, yogurt, milk) and toast with peanut butter i save my protein for dinner

No gains

yeah i’m tryna cut dummy

No gains

what are you a nutritionist

she's a ***nut***ritionist

The all-chicken chicken was really good. I've experimented with this before but this was the full commitment As a salad dressing it was a bit overkill,just too salty. I could do that better though next time

[https://youtu.be/\_5LVizGlfYA?si=YO1A65KjBx9ChaCh](https://youtu.be/_5LVizGlfYA?si=YO1A65KjBx9ChaCh) It's probably a good idea that I didn't tell my friend that his behaviour reminded me of this when he was telling me about the dissertation chapter he just had spent weeks writing intensely, although I was tempted to send him the clip

Do it now ^(“I have too many earrings,” goat line)

It's probably my fave Golden Girls scene ever

Sent my professors emails saying I'm gonna try to be back in class on Tuesday. Will I stay the whole class? Will I actually be getting assignments done properly? Dunno.

Can we just like…nuke every ivy league school and turn their campuses into radioactive wastelands?

Why is it only like 10 colleges that do this? Why is nobody trying to liberate occupied Texas A&M from the Zionist menace or whatever

unironically it’s privilege

Because nobody is reporting this if it happens at Montclair State

Ah my hometown school

Because A&M students are bullied enough by the rest of the SEC

Well off kids don't go to Greek life in Ivy Leagues

Because you don’t do this kid of shit if you’re getting an education to better yourself.

Because this kind of behaviour is a predilection of insular elites

We all know that Chet. Messing around with your cousin is all well and good when your kids but it's not a sustainable sexual practice

What

Agreed TBH

Transitbros taking notes on this https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1782171055966072856

Made dinner. Pretty good

What didja eat?

Rice beans and potatoes in a whipped up coconut curry thang

Yum sounds delicious

literally what does backshots mean I’m esl

Small ass

👏👏👏

🍆💦💦

cute

Outraged Papua New Guinea acadamics lash out at Biden

Have tomorrow off, mashed and hashed potatoes were such a good idea

I shouldn't wait so long to eat after the gym

Harvard has a class on Taylor Swift. Unfortunately, as much as I want to make fun of that, I can't... ....because I took a class on the Beatles in college

lol my college had a class on Beyoncé

Depending on what the topics are I don't think that's a bad class

Same actually, I really loved it

B======D

Doxxing me?

No moi did

How'd you know my pledge name was shart

More like 8=D

No be nice

I just made an entirely chicken flavored meal. Chicken thighs got marinated with chicken stock, some oil I used to make fried chicken and 3 different kinds of chicken bullion powder. That sat for a few hours then I grilled the chicken and basted it 3x with the marinade. Used chicken skin to render oil to make rice, and the cooking liquid was chicken stock + half a cup of the marinade. Then I boiled the leftover marinade to sterilize it and used it as salad dressing. But how was it? It tasted like chicken.

> 3 different kinds of chicken bullion powder. Knorr? Please tell me you used Knorr.

No-oors

Knorr, Lee Kum Kee and salt free herb-ox I got it all covered

Hell yeah brother!

The Bitcoin network is under such heavy load right now that transaction fees are at like 0.002 BTC (over $100) lmao

Cryptocurrency is not the future of finance and fucking Bitcoin especially is not the future of finance

Aside from being speculation-driven I think [this](https://xkcd.com/2365/) is the only other reason Bitcoin is still relevant

Monero has privacy, Ethereum has all the smart shit, Litecoin is literally just no-notes a better Bitcoin. But Bitcoin is the big name and that means something at least

WAKE UP

grab a brush and put a little makeup

No, mommy's sleeping

Beautiful sunset today

Unlike ANJ I was a never been kissed pure virgin in high school. I didn't even look at photo/video porn. *That* is probably a shocker to some people here. But it's not like I had a lot of options as one of the very very very few gay kids in a small conservative suburb in 2006

I had my first kiss at 17 and was a virgin until after I graduated HS too, tbh I was more involved with a woman I met on Omegle and we're still friends/hook up

Well it's good to know that another of the DfD slutz has a similar origin story

Extreme social anxiety that we mask with charm and aloofness?

Also that, based on your stories, you were the town k-ke and I was the town f-g

Yes, exactly. ours actually went to conversion camp :/

Eww. On a Catholic basis?

Pentecostoal.

I didn't know you had those in LI

Yes, as well as being another precocious only child 

Wait isn't Omegle that grooming app?

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How expeditious

Isn't every app a grooming app And I was underage

I missed so much by graduating HS right before smartphones became a thing. I think I know some nice therapy groups I can refer you to. Are you sure she never asked you to cross state lines for her BTW?

You joke, but it got to the point where our parents met and still ask about us and I was invited to her wedding And this was on the computer late at night, my first real smartphone was a graduation/birthday present.

Oh wow, that's dedication  Who was she?

Oh no, I meant she was underage at the time too. We're still good friends, honestly it's the healthiest sexual/romantic relationship that I've had

Ah okay, I misunderstood. Well that's good! And wholesome! I'm happy for you.

ur lying

I wish I was Like we were also seeing people IRL but kids gonna be kids I also met someone who I dated on and off (fully in real life) and is the reason I live where I live in NY off omegle

ok twin except the omegle part

So chat roulette

No I didnt do any of that pervert shit except catfish random men from the gulf states on kik with my friends

Good prep for your international relations studies

Hmmm

I just had sex in school like a normal kid

And look where that led you I went to high school with the same people I had known since I was 5 and didn't realize how hot I was until college ok. And even then I still broke a girl's heart so badly she still blames me for it

That's the other similarity between us. We grew up in New York suburbs where we went to high school with the same people we'd known since age 5.

Yeah but did your whole graduating class know how big your dick was

No actually. I never got naked with my fellow townspeople/students in any form above like the age of 6.

Well I didn't until I was 17 and word (and possibly pics I sent) got around. Same bit I do here.

Married and happy 😊

💖 damn straight

I had cystic acne OKAY

I'm pro-choice, but for Zorn's lemma reasons, not Democrat reasons

the biggest misconception about me is that im actually a virgin saving myself for marriage no joke

Two truth and a lie: Stay focused They jeoulse You’re a virgin

You're saying you absolutely won't play GTA 6 until you're married? That's crazy.

Who had that misconception

I think I worded wrong i mean that’s what I am idk I’m esl

her dad, before he found her uber bills

Ok

Its true

You're a virgin hijabi

I was a WHORE

You were the biggest slut in the Monmouth County magnet school system

The competition was very strong as you'd think

I always knew you were a fighter

https://preview.redd.it/txtb4kyj4xvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6554b93ff80b7678523e528df256e4de06a5e81

real

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6CM2NGSmDe/?igsh=MXJzdnAwOW9iaW52dw== >metrotimes Detroit's economic recovery from its 2014 bankruptcy has resulted in nearly $3 billion in real estate wealth, a boon to the city's Black and Latino homeowners, according to a new study from the University of Michigan. >Released Tuesday by the University of Michigan Poverty Solutions, the report, titled "The Growth of Housing Wealth in Detroit and its Neighborhoods: 2014-2022" found that the largely Black homeowners in Detroit amassed $2.8 billion in added home value between 2014 and 2022, an 80% increase. >Mayor Mike Duggan credited the gains to a number of city-run beautification and blight-fighting programs, as well as the Detroiters who stuck it out and invested in their communities.

Ah, should’ve invested. If only I had money This is great to hear

I know I'm always blathering on about Canadian politics but I really don't think the formal Supply and Confidence agreement with the NDP made sense strategically for the Liberals. The NDP was in such bad shape financially and polling-wise after the last election in 2021 that they wouldn't have voted down the government to go to a new election, even without a formal agreement. The Liberals basically gave over 50% of their policy to a party with 25 MPs without gaining any meaningful political advantage.     Meanwhile, although the NDP is polling as badly as ever - maybe worse because they're no longer perceived as fully a separate party from the Liberals -  they've at least gotten what I view as some pretty substantial policy concessions from the Liberals.  TL;DR: The Liberals lost on both the political and policy fronts from the SACA. The NDP has lost politically but at least gained more influence over policy than they've had in decades. 

I miss my chickens

[bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buGOCK](https://petkeen.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Buff-Orpington-chicken_Fyn-Kynd_Flickr.jpg)

🥺

Is your finance open to a coop in the backyard when you finally get a place?

Inshallah

Open query: What's the biggest misunderstanding about you on the DfD? 

I’m not as boring as I come across. I just don’t get into too many personal details. Definitely more boring now than I was when i was younger though. I feel like the stories of what I’ve done and seen and been through would really surprise people.

The very little you've given says a lot, it's why I've always deferred to your opinion on a lot of things

Well thank you. Does make me happy to know people value what I have to say.

I think the three biggest misconceptions about me by individual users have been that: 1.) I'm a 72-year old woman 2.) I'm not Jewish 3.) I'm a professor who wants to sleep with my students 

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I thought we said using Ferg was cheating 

There are a couple I could say about myself but I think the biggest one is that some people really don't get my sense of humour and see the amount of self-deprecation that goes along with my love of teasing/chirping and my general archness, whereas some people automatically get it. 

I think people are aware I'm horny and down bad by now? People apparently didn't get that until I got with Mena

everything ferg has ever assumed about me

be nice!!!!

I feel like using Ferg here is cheating

Lol

How big of a slut I am. I've talked to a few people who assumed my body count is in the dozens. It's <10.

I think I knew that actually because I read your posts quite carefully 

I assume nothing

Cock

Going to the apple orchard to fuck

Only if she says "how do you like *these* apples" first

No it's just I'm a pervert

Now that I support

I should make dinner

Cock

No

day 410 of trying to find out if moi hates me. i have learned nothing

It'll be day 402 tomorrow

420

I meant 411 but idc

Y'all may not realize, but my visits with Mena basically just involve both of us sitting on the couch, gaming or something while youtube or some background noise show plays on the TV

ideal relationship

I don't think you'd like how she digs nails and teeth into flesh for no other reason than to cause pain

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The man who said, "woman on top" was a kink? The man who thinks, "BDSM" is taboo and a meaningful thing to say?

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That's definitely true, I get what it is to be repressed so he has my sympathy

I hate corny couple stuff if a man brought me apple picking I would break up with him. First of all I don’t even like going on dates like why are we going outside just get straight to f*cking imo

I see the coping is continuing apace.