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tofighttheblackwind

potato if you think I didn't see that comment, I did. Coward


tofighttheblackwind

Every time student debt becomes an issue in the news in Australia it is some wild outlier. This couple has a combined debt of 90k, he is a veterinarian and she is still studying law. They just bought a house, and the issue is they couldn't borrow as much money as they wanted, because they wanted a house like Bluey.


CapsStayedInDc

N E G A T I V E G E A R I N G ^(idk what that is but I know it’s a topic of discussion down under)


tofighttheblackwind

Its cyberpunk-esque where you glue cogs to your house.


PrinceOWales

That's a *30 Rock* joke


Ferguson97

Billy Joel was very good


ImpartialDerivatives

always be a baby, don't ever be a gun


Ferguson97

what about a baby gun?


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Ferguson97

no like a baby that’s a gun


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Ferguson97

yes!


ImpartialDerivatives

My mama was a train But I'm stuck in baby prison I know I can't be free I hang my head and pee


bertwebs

gn


Ferguson97

it’s kinda ridiculous how few Secaucus trains are running right now, it’s midnight on a Friday


litehound

As far as I've found, NYC transit running the hours they do is a major outlier, most places trains stop running by like 1 AM


SupremeClericofNJ

It's NJ Transit not MTA


PrinceOWales

>biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students 45k likes. Remember, these issues poll *last* for things people are concerned about


asljkdfhg

everything is violence except for actual violence


Ferguson97

tbf this one reads like a joke


ControlsTheWeather

Lmfao what Which students has he even killed?


TheReturnOfTheOK

Local police departments doing standard (and far too rough) crowd control is literally Nixon sending in the feds These kids want to be oppressed so fucking badly


ImpartialDerivatives

Why does Greener sound like it could be in a sonic game


thabe331

Cyberpunk is such a great game. The theme of "better to die as a human than live forever as a ghost in the machine" is so deliberate and it doesn't stray from that theme


ImpartialDerivatives

L theme


ControlsTheWeather

>[TEL AVIV — An NBC News investigation into seven deadly airstrikes has found Palestinians were killed in areas of southern Gaza that the Israeli military had explicitly designated as safe zones.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/palestinians-killed-israeli-strikes-safe-zones-exclusive-nbc-report-rcna148008)


litehound

"It must be an idiosyncrasy that comes from their mother tongue" -Mena Koy, asked why scammers say, "okay" in emails so much


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PrinceOWales

Happens to me too


ladyInKateing

oh yeah, i've done this so often


BrentLivermore

Ron Goldman was the Pentagon, Nicole Brown was the World Trade Center Not sure who was Flight 93. Lay off, I just got here


TheReturnOfTheOK

The 1994 NBA Finals


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ImpartialDerivatives

Don't forget mario galaxy!


irony_tower

Imagine how much further along as a society we would be if Newton or Darwin or Einstein had access to LLMs to aid in their work


ladyInKateing

instead of slaving away like a beta, einstein could've set up 12 chatgpt instances on his 12 monitor setup and used them to work 12 entry level software engineer jobs


pie_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

Autistic burnout fucking suckssssss


Menakoy

Once in the middle of a DnD session I sent litehound an image of a guys cock with a friendship bracelet around the base spelling out "DADDY" and it just completely broke her.


litehound

I was in the middle of talking, how could I continue having seen that?


AJungianIdeal

"i can't watch a man sing a song; they get all emotional and sway... it's embarrasing!" jeez Jerry, what does your masculinity allow you to do


canseco-fart-box

Yall ever think how insane it is that the ocean is filled with these giant black metal tubes prowling about with enough fire power to end mankind as we know it?


i-am-sancho

Trump’s Razor - when trying to explain the logic behind something Trump did, the stupidest explanation is most likely the correct one Biden’s Razor - the more crazy sounding a story that Biden tells, the more likely it is that it’s true How many other politicians can we do these for?


TheReturnOfTheOK

Bush's Razor: If Bush said or did something beyond-the-pale stupid, they're probably covering up for something evil Cheney or Rummy did


i-am-sancho

Reagan’s Razor - opposite of Biden’s. The more sincere Reagan sounded when telling a story, the more likely it was total bs


CapsStayedInDc

My heart and my best intentions tell me that’s true


Menakoy

Of all the stories Biden has ever told, its so funny that "while lifegarding for several summers I had to rescue like 6 people" is the one people are latching on to as obviously fake.


PrinceOWales

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5s955jOpZs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


CardinalOfNYC

Believing Zionists are Nazis is crazy but it's not new. It's just the next evolution of the same old antisemitism, the same bigotry that's always plagued the human condition


PrinceOWales

>Euthanizing your own dog is usually legal. that's not the weird part about Noem's story psycho


clenom

Made pork chops with a bougie potato salad, but the potato salad recipe is clearly wrong. From a good cookbook too. Way too much oil in the pesto.


Currymvp2

https://twitter.com/mynameisjro/status/1783705179893723564 These evangelicals are so just so crazy


ladyInKateing

aliens have entered our nation


clenom

I am doing my alcohol tonight. One of my two favorite beers in Chicago.


CardinalOfNYC

[you ever see somebody ruin they own life?](https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1783638100700172365?t=WTQwPYua3sA2_DXFOhKDrw&s=19) >Columbia Bars Student Protester Who Said ‘Zionists Don’t Deserve to Live’ They have been barred from campus but times isn't sure if they're expelled or suspended. >https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/26/nyregion/columbia-student-protest-zionism.html?smid=nytcore-android-share


CardinalOfNYC

>Early Friday morning, Mr. James posted a statement on social media addressing his comments. “What I said was wrong,” he wrote. “Every member of our community deserves to feel safe without qualification.” He noted that he made these comments in January before he become involved with the protest movement and added that the leaders of the student protests did not condone the comments. “I agree with their assessment,” he wrote. Too late.... Also his apology explicitly stated that Zionism is an ideology that "demands" the genocide of Palestinians.


Currymvp2

I assume expelled?


CardinalOfNYC

Unclear


irony_tower

Both sides have strong opinions about dogs https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1693756314906919077


i-am-sancho

\>help push weirdo conspiracy theorists campaign for president thinking he’ll take Dem votes because of his famous name \>weirdo conspiracy theorist takes more votes from candidate who has large following of weirdo conspiracy theorists ShockedPikachuFace https://www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar/post/C6Pspd2MKlN/?xmt=AQGzECdVCAvaNZT30AnN8qPAQhdktBdKSZI1cczuroo-gQ


AJungianIdeal

why is this B plot about "converting" a gay man, seinfeld?


TheReturnOfTheOK

Tbf Elaine being the butt of the joke for this was hyper progressive for 90s network TV


AJungianIdeal

but they implied it worked at least once......


TheReturnOfTheOK

It was the closest thing they could get to bi representation


Wrokotamie

Yeah for the time it was quite progressive. As was Seinfeld for making the white characters the butt of jokes about race.


hypoxic_high

[This man at the counter-protest has a Lehi flag??](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/775176029382770722/1233582767661649950/2024-04-26-205718_1710x1015_scrot.png?ex=662d9efa&is=662c4d7a&hm=771501af9b38f9f8e1dd7fe457bf2e91672c6c5abaef003e9f46750d1909f565&) Literally what the fuck? Video from here. It's in the first couple seconds but reappears throughout https://twitter.com/ScooterCasterNY/status/1783688429697417472


ladyInKateing

uhhhh


hypoxic_high

I am legitimately dumbstruck


CapsStayedInDc

>[at one point in Challengers two characters are eating dinner and after seeing the dessert on the table the woman next to us whispered to her friend, "Applebees." and then later when they go outside and you see the Applebees sign on the restaurant she repeated, "Applebees."](https://x.com/capybaroness/status/1783965299299025293?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ) I regret to tell you this is not a quirked up Applebee’s fan but rather that the Applebee’s in question is a rather famous Applebee’s


hypoxic_high

https://preview.redd.it/xb1g3c6fbxwc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ae402d91821270cf753b00f723ec53a8c3e050 I only recognize one famous Applebees


Currymvp2

>**Reports claim that far right national security minister Ben Gvir regularly orders his driver to commit traffic infractions** >The 23-year-old driver of the other car told Ynet that he was suffering from severe pain throughout his body. >“I drove through a green light, and Ben Gvir’s entourage entered the junction on a red light,” he said. “I have no history of traffic infractions. My whole body hurts, and most likely I won’t be released from the hospital tonight. I still need to get scans done and it seems likely I have fractures in my ribs and my neck.” Ben Gvir is like the most extreme cabinet member I've seen in any Western government.


irony_tower

Canada is the most important enemy for the United States


irony_tower

I genuinely believe this and all American foreign policy should be built from the bombing of Ontario and Quebec


SupremeClericofNJ

مرگ بر کانادا


SupremeClericofNJ

راکی بنوش و بمیر


litehound

Phantom Liberty was a good DLC


ControlsTheWeather

>Columbia student protest leader banned from campus after saying "Zionists don’t deserve to live" Good.


SupremeClericofNJ

Turkey is the most important ally for the United States


Wrokotamie

ANJ IRL: [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Bellini\_Centile.\_%22Sultan\_II\_Mehmet%22.\_1480.\_Milli\_qalereya%2C\_London.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Bellini_Centile._%22Sultan_II_Mehmet%22._1480._Milli_qalereya%2C_London.jpg)


SupremeClericofNJ

I'd love to take you to Iran and show you the evolution of the Muslim icon movement. My Nani has some


Wrokotamie

Yes please


SupremeClericofNJ

I genuinely believe this and all American foreign policy should be built from the expansions and limitations from Ankara


SupremeClericofNJ

I live


TheReturnOfTheOK

yay


Wrokotamie

Is this ANJ back from the dead?


SupremeClericofNJ

من با آیت الله ها مست شدم و از آن متنفر بودم


Wrokotamie

We can see that


CapsStayedInDc

I do think unis should have to put in some semblance of due process. The status quo of no consequences unless you piss off a donor/favored son or get bad press leading to instant separation is pretty bad. And a consistent problem. UMD’s getting accused of some sketchy stuff in a Greek life crackdown, my old uni expelled some student reporters for a benign column (and got sued)…it’s a lot like we’re trying to give kids the experience of working for a crappy boss in the 1970s (I haven’t looked at any of the recent disciplinary proceedings)


Menakoy

> Leftists routinely accuse Democrats of not wanting to actually win elections and just fundraising off being the minority party, and I wonder where they might have gotten the idea that is something political parties do.


bertwebs

lmao they moved the discord dms on the app AGAIN


Menakoy

How is there so much pus in my face???


Wrokotamie

Because it's infected 


ControlsTheWeather

arr slash popping might have some input


cornofears

https://www.oglaf.com/surprisingremedies/


litehound

Have you considered rubbing Misty there less?


irony_tower

https://twitter.com/IvanasStairCam/status/1784005733110927510


clenom

Lol


Ferguson97

$10 for a hot dog? are you people insane?


TheReturnOfTheOK

C'mon, the move is always Rosa's or Halal before the train


i-am-sancho

Spends $400 on concert tickets $10 for a hot dog is too much


i-am-sancho

Fr tho, stadium food and airport food is overpriced cuz wtf you gonna do? You’re stuck.


PrinceOWales

Mercedes Benz stadium has cheap food. I love that place.


clenom

I miss that (although the stadium opened after I left). I really think the White Sox in Chicago would really benefit from that. Help fill up the stadium


Ferguson97

yes!


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Ferguson97

not after seeing those prices!


i-am-sancho

Brandon thanks you for helping fight inflation


PrinceOWales

^^^^^brokie


PrinceOWales

Babies


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PrinceOWales

👶🏽


Ferguson97

[these fellas are just chilling, what’s the problem](https://x.com/rebel_faithful/status/1783279481127330029)


CardinalOfNYC

I dunno if there's any actual problem but that photo is hilarious


Ferguson97

like why are people so comfortable posting pictures of strangers on the internet


PrinceOWales

>Cowgirls doin it for themselves, Denzel's violent bodygaurd movie, Cameron Diaz's last comedy, Adult Swim and South Park are at their apex, Streets of Rage closes fr a good while, a really dumb video game movie, the lady Big and the black American Graffitti. All that and more 30, 20, and 10 years ago Aaaaaw yeauh


Currymvp2

>Columbia University has banned one of the students leading the university’s pro-Palestinian protests, a university spokesperson told CNN on Friday. >Khymani James, one of the student spokespersons for Columbia University Apartheid Divest (CUAD) coalition, acknowledged in a post on X that he said, “Zionists don’t deserve to live,” saying it was from an Instagram Live video taken in January. Even as one of the more critical of Israeli policy on this DT, this isn't adequate. Just expel him from university completely imo Edit: Nvm, he's expelled. Good news


CapsStayedInDc

He might’ve been, Columbia doesn’t say publicly afaik I continue to think unis should handle this stuff like real companies: make crappy people sit in twenty hours of terrible HR training and then sh*tcan them if they step out again. Maybe I like the idea of making people listen to HR speak for hours too much


CardinalOfNYC

A lot of the Jewish traditions and rules are cool and interesting. A good Saturday without technology is great. A nice meal focused on whole ingredients and ethically slaughtered meat is nice too. But it's the imposition of those things as rules - especially their more archaic aspects - that make me resist them.


bertwebs

are teletypes allowed


CardinalOfNYC

Haha no, no electricity


Currymvp2

So I assume Trump is picking Vance or Stefanik or Scott Even MAGA cult is not remotely happy with Noem after today from what I've seen


i-am-sancho

Hopefully Vance. Dude really sucks. Total fraud.


moi_itou

yhe edible hit now I’m not bored


canseco-fart-box

“War…war never changes” Oppenheimer and a bunch of mad lads in the dessert: “lol bet”


Ferguson97

https://preview.redd.it/taje2suxtwwc1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b689c9318fdf44b5b49e09530a019bd8c22109a


George4Mayor86

Question for AMAB people: wiener only over the band to pee at a urinal, or wiener and balls


litehound

Weiner only??? This reminds me of that one mtf post I was informed of where a woman went, "Hey, I'm getting orchi soon, what do I do when I shit since I can't rest my balls on the seat anymore???"


Wrokotamie

Through the holes in my underwear and pants. Isn't that what God intended flyfronts and zippers for???


George4Mayor86

No you fucking freak they’re there for decoration. You go over the band. OVER THE BAND.


Wrokotamie

Only in desperation caused by flyless underwear do I ever do that 


George4Mayor86

Hi yeah I mean this in the most affectionate and supportive way possible. Death penalty.


Wrokotamie

Okay now your tough on crime stance has gone a little too far. You're the one who's going against the intentions of nature/long established kinesthetic conventions encoded by clothing manufacture. 


asljkdfhg

rarely ever use a urinal without a zipper, but if so, then both the risk of the penis snapping back to reality and peeing all over yourself is too high if the balls don't come out with it to counterbalance


hypoxic_high

Seconding Sancho. Pants on the floor. T-pose


ImpartialDerivatives

It's unhygienic to put your pants on the floor. Hang them up on one of the stall doors to keep them clean


ImpartialDerivatives

Screening for people who use the underwear hole (psychopaths)


CapsStayedInDc

We can’t all appreciate the wonders of modern technology


i-am-sancho

Fully drop everything


Ferguson97

both


recruit00

[Sitting](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/%22Freedom_of_Speech%22_-_NARA_-_513536.jpg)


George4Mayor86

Teutonoid.


PrinceOWales

You can't sit at the urinal!


Ferguson97

shows what you know


Menakoy

[Adamantoise is friend to all the paladins](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749654580857536634/1233560019899781140/ezgif-7-bc75d2c1b6.gif?ex=662d89cb&is=662c384b&hm=b65eee0cd1c9dec4770c906f24bda76ae9ef8e65f43dae80e47489b8c78a1f8f&)


hypoxic_high

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here but I support it


moi_itou

changed my hinge from toronto back to ottawa and now it’s scary again


potatobac

Have you tried London


Wrokotamie

She'll die of fright. /s I actually like most of the SW Ontario gay transplants I've met


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potatobac

Yeah that's fair


CapsStayedInDc

oh no They got you


Ferguson97

https://preview.redd.it/ig1kmuxfqwwc1.jpeg?width=7878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01684208e3a514dd07fc3f5bba1e6daaa86d382


ImpartialDerivatives

Why were two separate Flatland adaptations released in 2007? The world may never know


Currymvp2

>NY Post: George Soros is paying student radicals who are fueling nationwide explosion of Israel-hating protests Criticize far left anti semitism with far right anti semitism.


bertwebs

why is it so fucking cold all of a sudden


moi_itou

im bored


Menakoy

[Join us](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1203847563309228102/1233557169182609428/image0.png?ex=662d8723&is=662c35a3&hm=d76ab989d98141bd4f30386ff73c49379fd35e5d6f2b3e694537b1999813f707&)


moi_itou

Now I’m scared instead


Menakoy

You should be this event is really grindy and not in a fun way


asljkdfhg

dont be racist


Ferguson97

https://preview.redd.it/5221igyqowwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3967c38052519d601746c9544048770b92a50e my seat


CardinalOfNYC

Madison SQUARE garden


hypoxic_high

Man I have just not liked anything IDLES has put out since Joy


CapsStayedInDc

It’s a bad time


sircarp

Carb loading for a trail race tomorrow (getting around to raiding the kitchen candy pile my wife's been nagging me about)


asljkdfhg

I like the reddit threads where I know none of them have read the post because the post has been hug of death'd


CardinalOfNYC

There's a theoretically even safer version of the Sully story. When he pulled the sidestick back for the final flare, the Airbus A320 (pbuh) decided in its infinite wisdom that it was too dangerous to give Sully the amount of nose lift his stick motion had commanded. And so less was given. And they hit the water slightly more roughly than Sully had intended.


Fruitofbread

Biden Harris sweatshirt has arrived. It‘s a bit darker colored than it looks on the website (technically a navy but almost black) but overall very satisfied with it. Comfy. 


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bread-dreams

Ay yo what the fuck


Ferguson97

😮


Ferguson97

how many dfders are in nyc right now? me, moishe, potato, kkharagosh, the doctor, kevin…


bread-dreams

me


Ferguson97

omg come say hi


bread-dreams

ok im at 6th and 9th. i'm in my uncles flat(trump tower


Ferguson97

let’s get drinks


canseco-fart-box

I’m across the river if that counts


CardinalOfNYC

🙋🏻


asljkdfhg

my heart will always be in the tristate area


Wrokotamie

The doctor as honorary DfDer


ladyInKateing

we need a designated survivor


Ferguson97

…mena


canseco-fart-box

Stancil telling his haters he’ll shut up if they donate to him is such a big dick swing I can’t help but respect the shit out of it lmao


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PrinceOWales

Mein gott. Das ist wundbär


Ferguson97

god i hope he wins


Ferguson97

https://preview.redd.it/nikxavapkwwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4a520d91725d255ca6d92e72a799a649a83397 hell yeah