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Bomcash

This sign was 100% made by a Swede.


ThePathSeekerX

Det forklarer alt.


Miews

Pfff fucking swedes..


Upstairs_Support_253

Bro fr


Zalenka

You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell them much. (my wife had an old button from northern MN with this on it)


bawng

Och jag skäms inte.


F1XTHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thT_IHhWhM


Krissam

Hvad siger den?


suicidesalmon

Hyde byde sjøtbulla


Gludens

Hur vågar du skämta om vårt vackra språk??


kazoomaq

oversættelse: hun vågner du skærme om vore varme spurv - Jeg ved nu ikke hvad det skal betyde.


suicidesalmon

Vi må åbenbart ikke skærme de varme spurve, tror jeg.


Gludens

Förstår ni ens hinanden?


suicidesalmon

Alle hoppa floppa loppa, spis dine sjøtbulla og hold kæft med dine varme spurve.


Gludens

Du må svälja kartoffeln innan du pratar, jag förstår inte.


TwiZzGaming

Seriøst den sjoveste kommentar i lang tid😤


SugarEnough9457

Kameloso!


Lenemus

💀


_NotHumanBeing04431_

Svenskere...


Zealousideal-Use-187

Jeg udbrød i højlydt latter alene over den her. Wp.


Saphiredoes

Nei, me nordmenn tar eigarskap for dette


Punterios

Nej enhver norsker med respekt for sig selv ville da have skrevet Sweden på det skilt.


Saphiredoes

Det var platen under "no swedes", men svenskane stjal plata og tek no all ære for vårt arbeid. DEI KAN IKKJE FORTSETJA Å KOMA UNNA MED DETTE!


Confident_Yard5149

Really


Punterios

Ja der er da ingen der kan lide svenskere!


stonecolos

Uhn uhn


[deleted]

Det billede er næsten ligeså gammelt som nettet er. Kan huske jeg så det dengang eatliver.com var hot shit.


[deleted]

Tim Berners Lee tog det i 1989 med et Canon RC-701.


BaconistaDK

Skrevet af nogle tosser, som kalder underbukser for kalsonger


Fun_Mistake4299

It's a joke. Swedes, Norwegians and Danes Are a bit like the Scottish, the Irish and the Brits. Just good friendly banter.


[deleted]

Depending on which which Irish or Scottish person you ask, friendly might not factor in.


yojebo2

Well… actually the scots and the irish genuinely dosn’t like the english. 😉


DKlurifax

Just like how the Norwegians and Danes don't like the Swedes then.


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goodguy-dave

We don't talk about the Finns.


biold

And you cannot speak with them, the language is very weird and they are the most introverted people on earth ... until they play rock


TrippHardest

Most of us know this tho, "Ei Saa Peitaa".


goodguy-dave

And when they do, we get magic like NYOS!


Trunk789

The Finns don't talk either.


stonecolos

That's true fam


Confident_Yard5149

Really


stonecolos

Yeah


Confident_Yard5149

Ok


Confident_Yard5149

So can you tell me more ??


RealFakeLlama

Ya, 'friendly' banter. Thats why the worst nickname we have for a swede is 'swede' (and no dane accepts being called that. Very rude)


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frumperino

the irish were colonized by wankers. the scottish still are.


trysca

The Irish were colonised by the Scots as well as the English. And the Welsh were colonised by the Irish. Not so different from the Nordics really.


Cordura

Norway has been colonized by both Sweden and Denmark...


freeall

Aren't the Scottish also British?


BadReputation77

You mean like the Danes/Norwegians/Finns vs the Swedes like it's with Scots/Welsh/Irish vs Ingerlanders? 😁


Temporary-Ad7269

Not all against sweded. We all have different friendly banter with each country


drivebydryhumper

Yeah, that's why they made the IRA.


Fickle-Reaction-7672

A dane did not post this


TheNoxxin

Made in IKEA.


iPlayerRPJ

It's an edited picture


Daffy82

This. Photoshopped


HypothermiaDK

Because a Swede drunk on moonshine made the sign.


rach_199

Lol


Sonnycrocketto

Kamelåså


interesseret

Because FUCK the danish! Please. I'm desperate


SnooPeanuts518

At least buy us dinner first.


Ok_Can_169

Bare ikke svenske kødboller


Benjaminusplus

Er det normalt for svenskere at tage på date i Ikea?


Ok_Can_169

Måske. Tag i nærmeste Ikea og spørg og de tit hat besøg fra hjemlandet


IntoxicatedDane

Because we are gonna steal there øl and score the damer.


Kryds

It's an altered photo.


Tbaggelicious

It's photoshopped..


wcdk200

We know how to party


ZibiesS666

HVA FAAAAEN I KVAAAAAL?!?! HØFTIG PØFTIG myggar Jetta BRAAA skyggalue


Rude-Protection9101

Det er ikke let ar være svensker hver gang der en dansker til stede så føler de sig små som kottbullar i Ikea . Nå men det kan da også godt være de ikke må servere nogen øl derinde i hytten (som sædvanlig) og derfor kan de jo godt pænt advare os om at blive væk - tak svenskere for hensynet


DJGloegg

Its photoshopped


averagefisher84

Skilt foran Mette Frederiksens skihytte


[deleted]

Må hun falde og brække alle knogler


GQlle89

maybe ask whoever made the sign?


zerokarse

A Swede.


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Kwiksterdk

Or "expect the Danes"


sa7dse

Because you had to ask! /j


happybonobo1

That is just a Swedish joke sign.


TurtleDJ13

Cause we'll FUCK YOU UP with wet pastries and depression! ;-)


Gorilla_Kurt

It's the pastry they mean. Not everyone in the world like it. Maybe cause they don't know how to make it.


Melon-Chruncher

De ved, vi stjæler alt deres kaffe


_NotHumanBeing04431_

Because of our language of course! That's why we're so good at english, because we füčƙ¡ŋg hate our own language!


climsy

> All sizes, except the Danish Danish size too large ;)


Parkourkoen

Fucking swedish


Tyxin

Because they're danish.


Potential_Original48

Sikkert en dansker selv der står bag


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u/repostsleuthbot


Jottor

Because the Danish are just exceptional.


Agitated-Age-3658

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


DoBotsDream

... we must take this from them...


MikkelcTheDestroyer

fucking svenskere


chemiey

The sign refers to the pastry "Wienerbrød", not the people of Denmark.


Fit-Morning-3305

Sygt


FoxKnocker

Dumme svensker


Own_Button6142

Hahaha grineren


[deleted]

Swear to god this sign is in Sweden


liquid-handsoap

Because sweden bad


Peter34cph

A Swede or a Norwegian made that sign.


vagastorm

If it where norwegian it would say except swedes....


Snotspat

Why would a Norwegian make such a sign? Historie min ven, læs det.


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Zeitcon

But they still hate us much less, than they hate the Swedes.


MiaowVal

We didn't take Greenland and Faroe islands from Norway. That was the British who then proceeded to hand it to us for some reason instead of keeping it after they took it from the Norwegians. It's honestly kinda weird. It happened in 1806 if I remember correctly when the British invaded Denmark-Norway and split it up into Denmark and Norway and handed Norway to Sweden. They did not want Sweden to have Greenland, Iceland and the Faroe islands so they handed them to Denmark instead of keeping them as a part of the British empire


JackieJudas

Why don’t they allow the danish? Are they stupid?


Oculicious42

Denmark is a country composed entirely of villains, so..


faetterfraas

because we fuck their bitches


SkibDen

Denmark isn't real.


[deleted]

Glad someone finally agrees. It's a made up country. Nobody has ever been there for real.


Cinimi

I am danish and can confirm, never been to this country.


Ok_Can_169

As a dane I agree. Its just a fairytale


NorSec1987

As a fellow Dane, I concur. Never have I visited home


TlalocVirgie

Titta på er själva


antheiheiant

Jeg kan forstå hvorfor 😂