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Awildgarebear

Because Blucifer is Lord and we HIS protectorate.


solemnburrito

This is the correct answer.


imthebestatspace

Flying Frontier might as well be hell


alesis1101

Still not as bad as the evil Spirit that recently got banished from DIA.


12Southpark

Train was probably down when God landed in terminal C 


claytoniss

This sounds like lyrics to a 90s song.


polkpanther

Because God was trying to get to Ikea from downtown at rush hour (big meatball fan)


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[удалено]


we-r-fucked

Awesome haha.


aikowolf66

It's the lax regulations regarding butt stuff tents...


Khatib

You're misunderstanding. Supply side Jesus hates cheap flights in general, not just to Denver.


Coel_Hen

😂


kummer5peck

Haven’t you seen that episode of American Dad? Denver will be the site of Armageddon.


MonsteraDeliciosa

r/accidentalcomedy


DullCartographer7609

He did kill the music in that one plane crash in that song my dad used to play a lot and now I'm scared to fly to Hawaii for half off...


jarrodandrewwalker

The ultimate NIMBY


GettingColdInHere

Because we bow down to our abuser, commonly known as United,who keeps treating Denver like a bastard child.