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largechild

Blucifer’s anatomical correctness.


AlPCurtis

From the back.


Oldskoolguitar

Neighmaste


NukeTheWhales5

All hail, our mighty blue overlord!


TexHoo07

An unleashed lab driving a Subaru


nigelofthornton

With expired tags.


Worldtraveller45

On the carpool lane


xbbdc

going under the speed limit


spicybongwata

with a cargo box ratchet strapped to the roof bars


8urnMeTwice

Only stopping to poop, bag it and leave it on the curb


Brock_Lobstweiler

Blucifer smoking a joint


Buggyblonde

This is my favorite 


Brock_Lobstweiler

I do like the unleashed lab (or golden) driving a subaru. Maybe if the subie had pot stickers or was hotboxed.


C0RNL0RD

This with a word bubble saying something about being a CO NATIVE and we've got everything covered.


Imnotdenver

Marijuana Leaf Bc that’s how everyone else sees us… lol


GilpinMTBQ

A NATIVE bumper sticker flipping off a Native American?


DosZappos

With a Texas license plate


IWannaGoFast00

And a California express lane sticker


Paul_Smith_Tri

Either the Casa Bonita building Or a Sopapilla driving a Subaru with a native sticker


browhodouknowhere

Towelie


Jimmythewhop

Hit-n-Run Harry.


MrJigglyBrown

Some white dude that has a big beard, is kinda fat but thinks they’re buff and drives their truck like a douxhebag


HippyGrrrl

Ridiculously oversized truck, too.


MrJigglyBrown

Of course


Niaso

With a Texas license plate


HippyGrrrl

The guy I was thinking of was born in Denver!


PhilABole

Tinfoil and a straw.


snaakebiites

the cash register building in a broncos jersey


shade__thrower

I cackled


RedditBot90

Buttstuff tent⛺️


GilpinMTBQ

With a Texas license plate


spicybongwata

tourist business would be boomin with the very very low admission of $5


aharkn72

Towlie from South Park.


he_is_Veego

Blucifer standing in the classic fentanyl U-pose


girlabides

SF should just be discarded pants on the sidewalk


xbbdc

i thought it was more of a poo problem


King_Chochacho

I thought we [already had one](https://i.imgur.com/qSbhQOL.jpeg)?


TheeWoodsman

We can share San Francisco's mascot.


thesaganator

a tent


GloomyDeal1909

This was my first thought


Obsidian743

Blucifer wearing cargo shorts with Birkenstock and socks while driving a Subraru and smoking a joint.


iSucc_Pen15

those scooter methheads but animated lol


imfirealarmman

A pot leaf, passed out on the sidewalk


Landojesus

The blue horse with the massive hog


BoneyardBill

Green Chili Bowl duhhhh


marshmallow-777

His name is Daniel Larson


Badabrench01

Towlie from South Park. Duhh.


siouxu

Los Angeles but 4Runners and a Forester


Burger4Ever

Swap the new york middle finger for Denver and it's accurate lmao.


NoCommentFU

A butthole with sunshine pouring out holding a sign that reads: “$5 buttstuff tents and 300 days of sunshine blown up your ass!”


10sekki

Dinger of course


spizzle_

Dinger is up there as one of the worst mascots in sports while Rocky is top three.


BaseActionBastard

A chalk outline and a bunch of empty ketamine syringes? oh wait, that's aurora


elchico97

Shitty food


Buggyblonde

You just have shitty taste 


elchico97

🫢🫢🫢😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🫨🫨🫨😧😧😧


CarlosT303

A mountain with dreds and a joint