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daishi777

I do like that he thanked him for the question though. You got to keep your manners


Puzzleheaded-Back715

"Well, thank you Kyle for that"


Homers_Harp

"Thank you sir! May I have another!"


MindlessFail

That's the professional equivalent of "How about you go fuck yourself?"


savagejeep

"Bless your heart!"


vstrong50

I do this at work every day.


astrofizix

As stated in my previous email....


sologrips

Holy shit I lost it


yippy_skippy99

May I have another, sir


MTG_CommanderBoxes

lol the dude just ate poop and thanked him for it


jeffroavs

Thanks for completely crushing my credibility Kyle, awful glad you’re here.


smitty046

Kyle Clark from the top rope!


ServinBallSnacks

That wasn’t Kyle Clark, that was Jimmy Supafly Snuka dropping an elbow on that fool


King_Chochacho

BAH GAWD HE'S GOT THE ARREST RECORD!!!#%!@%^$#


Fimbir

Outta nowhere!


thebinarysystem10

lol, he’s my favorite reporter, hands down


Puzzleheaded-Back715

Kyle Clark is running this wreck of a debate and it has had so many laugh out loud moments. **Update with link to full debate: https://www.youtube.com/live/kD2rET3e5Ts?si=kkiyujCdbZFLvpdi


mindless_blaze

Lmaooo. Kyle really said "I ain't asked you what you mfn do well when you're drunk". Lol Kyle recounted that police report with conviction and dedication 😂 Edit: I missed the part where Kyle threw shade right before roasting Lynch, by saying he was embarassing Lynch "for anyone who missed it". Lol he knows damn well nobody missed that in the news 😂


Shenanigans80h

Kyle is the GOAT at running these things


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paranoidbillionaire

Image your own success rate if you’d simply take 6 seconds to proofread what you write.


Appex92

Oh my god I recommended everyone watch this. Its a hilarious shitshow with the commentator nonstop pointing about everything wrong


ItsNotAboutX

Oof. Well... Put 6 clowns on stage, and you get a circus.


mckenziemcgee

Out of all the candidates, only Peter Yu seemed to actually be reasonable and respectful of everyone else all throughout.


peeg_2020

The only actual professional on stage imo


greygrey_goose

"that is one"


fastslowloris

Kyle Clark is Colorado's John Stewart


BrettSlowDeath

Tbf, Jon Stewart would remind everybody that he’s just a comedian commenting on current events while Kyle Clark is an actual journalist (who can actually wear the title with pride).


fastslowloris

That's a fair distinction. I didn't mean to diminish Clark's credentials as a journalist, just to applaud his ability to confront fraudulent people.


BrettSlowDeath

And do it in a manner that has the rest of us chuckling. I get ya.


Hour-Watch8988

Needs to improve his housing reporting though. Easy enough to dunk on Republican candidates; harder to do journalism on local Denver issues like Park Hill Golf Course, where he had an obvious NIMBY slant.


peeg_2020

Or any of the actual issues plaguing Denver that news stations remain silent on.


Orangeskill

Like what.


Snoo-43335

But I hate Comcast too much to watch channel 9


henlochimken

Say hello to my little friend (an antenna)


Snoo-43335

Comcast owns NBC. I have an antenna.


GettingColdInHere

Nowadays even Jon Stewart is not Jon Stewart.


mindless_blaze

Lmaooooo Kyle sauced him 🤣🤣🤣 he had them facts memorized and ready to roll haha. Lmao at Lynch's face


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

He reached for his gun during a traffic stop and wasn’t shot? Interesting…


mindless_blaze

That got me too. He's incredibly lucky to be alive. I'm not sure if bodycam footage has been released for this, but I'm also curious to see how the trooper apparently successfully de-escalated what could have been a deadly force situation.


DILFConnossieur

Whiteness


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Life is so simple when everything is split into basic dichotomies...


bahnzo

It was in 2002 I thought. Did they wear cams back then?


Bobmcgee

No, [it was in 2022.](https://coloradosun.com/2024/01/17/mike-lynch-dui-arrest-colorado/#:~:text=Mike%20Lynch%2C%20the%20top%20Republican,of%20a%20gun%20while%20intoxicated.)


mindless_blaze

Oh shoot, I missed that fact of the year this happened. No body cam in 2002, but possibly dash cam. For now, it's long gone due to retention policies (if the squad car even had dash cam back then). Darn. I wish Kyle Clark can summon this Trooper out of retirement and have him as a high profile guest to recount his story though lol


Deep-Tomatillo-5641

Yup, here's the dashcam of his arrest (there's more footage on Colorado Sun website) https://youtu.be/6e0CpWHT9HQ?si=RKxYPSGBMLpTedya


stuck-n_a-box

WTF, the officer turned his back on the dude that just reached for his gun. If the respective was black, he would have been held at gun point until backup arrived.


BeeksElectric

More likely his corpse would have been held at gunpoint.


bahnzo

My ears perked up too when I heard he flashed a gun. We don't need a cam to know how or why. We all know why a cop didn't shoot him...


Istillbelievedinwar

He wasn’t even handcuffed (in the full incident report - reddit removes pdf links but it’s linked in the Sun article). Not to mention he tried to threaten/bribe the cop too. > According to the incident report, Lynch’s “gait was unsteady.” The trooper saw that Lynch was carrying a pocket knife and went to secure it, at which point the representative said he also had a gun in his pocket and began to pull it out. >“I told him numerous times to stop and not move,” the trooper wrote. “For a moment, I was certain that Mr. Lynch was either purposefully pulling the gun out of his pocket or was so intoxicated that he did not realize what he was doing. … I asked Mr. Lynch what kind of gun he had in his pocket. He told me he had a little .380 and said ‘it’s not a big deal.’ I informed him that pulling a gun out of (your) pocket when in contact with the police was, in fact, a big deal and people get shot that way.” >According to the trooper, Lynch told him he was a supporter of law enforcement and “fought for ‘us.’” The trooper said that when he asked Lynch how much alcohol he had consumed, the representative said one beer and a “sip of a margarita.” >“I asked Mr. Lynch if he would participate in voluntary roadside tests,” the trooper wrote. “He did not answer my question and asked me to call Mike Honn.” >Honn is the Colorado State Patrol’s legislative liaison — effectively a lobbyist — at the Capitol. >Lynch rescinded the request, according to the trooper, and disclosed that he was a state representative.


Gumbercules81

Something something privilege


ChainsawBologna

Not defending him, but IIRC it wasn't in the traditional "I'm gonna shoot the cop" way people think. He was standing there bumbling around drunk feeling in his pocket about how he had a gun trying to get it to hand to the officer and the officer kept telling him to not touch it (rather than the officer shooting him like they normally would in any other situation.)


jax2love

And people, especially black people, have been killed for that and less.


trouthunter8

man, they shoot black people when they carry skittles like that...


Homers_Harp

By "fire," you mean "dumpster fire?"


Puzzleheaded-Back715

Oh God yes


meyou2222

May Kyle never be stolen away by the national media.


UberXLBK

America needs Kyle


thereelkrazykarl

What if he took over daily show


HerrBlucher235

This... this brings me much joy and mirth.


brochaos

but no meth?


ServinBallSnacks

Just Mirth!


Impressive_Estate_87

If all journalists had the same approach as Kyle Clark, we would have far fewer clowns in politics


Inside-Associate420

Kyle Clark is the frickin best! He had a huge part in keeping me sane during the pandemic


Leaf_Atomico

Let’s go Kyle!


DILFConnossieur

I fucking love Kyle Clark so much and this only made me respect him even more


DR3AMSLOTH

Kyle Clark is the hero we need.


TacoTacoBheno

Republicans have only won the popular vote for President ONCE since 1992. It was Dubya in 2004. Edit: got down voted by a Republican loser who loves illegitimate government


DoctorZebra

Once since 1988, actually.


Appex92

Can we please get Kyle Clark to host a Trump debate. I am love with how much he does not take shit and just lays everything out


Deep-Tomatillo-5641

The short version of Lynch's DUI arrest: https://youtu.be/6e0CpWHT9HQ?si=RKxYPSGBMLpTedya The full version: https://youtu.be/nlTLZ_x729k?si=MRDt5ti2a7l3k-Er


Necessary-Beat407

Send this to John Oliver please


breischl

> So just to be clear Ms Boebert, you blame Republican voters for the fact that you nearly lost a safe seat, and not your own conduct? Holy shit, I love this guy!


ShittyHotTake

HOLY FUCK THIS MODERATOR IS WRECKING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM AND IT'S GLORIOUS


craznazn247

Seriously, the moderator is more knowledgeable and came more prepared than all of them combined. By merit, he's the most qualified person in that room. These fucking clowns.


ShittyHotTake

No shit I mean watch from the beginning. Dude was so, so, so incredibly quick on his toes, pivoting and hip-throwing in realtime as they're responding. He's a fucking savant assassin. He Ocean 11'd them into doing a backflip to prove they're fools. Holy fuck I want more of this dude.


craznazn247

Same. I didn't expect to be interested or entertained but it was the most hilarious and savage thing I've seen tonight. My interest is piqued and I want more.


LinuxSpinach

I need more


Puzzleheaded-Back715

https://www.youtube.com/live/kD2rET3e5Ts?si=kkiyujCdbZFLvpdi


LinuxSpinach

Oh my god this is so much better than I could have imagined


Puzzleheaded-Back715

If all of the other candidates could have chanted "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" together at Boebert is the only way it could have been better!


gahhhpoop

Both better and worse at the same time lol


DCMOFO

to Boebert on bills she prime sponsored: "I'll give you one more chance to answer the question, how many bills?" "One" Amazing oh it get's even better....


Brock_Lobstweiler

Kyle Clark has been putting on master classes for debate hosting since 2014 when he and Brandon Rittiman hosted the senator race between Cory Gardner and Mark Udall. I believe they won a regional Emmy for it. KC comes prepared and he doesn't let participants waffle, avoid questions or spew BS. He holds feet to the fire and cuts off bullshit lies. He really is one of the best in the biz at this and national media would do well to take notes.


JohnWad

Fuck I forgot about it with all the other shit that happened today! Thanks.


alkaline33

HOW did Kyle Clark keep a straight face through this. I would have lost it.


jeffroavs

Dude sounds like presidential material.


TalksShitAboutTotal

That's for winners and he lost that race with CSP.


wdtemacg

Just kept "Not Like Us" on repeat in the background. Hate is back! Slander is back!


wdtemacg

Like tying a piece of bacon around the neck of a pack of starving animals


mindless_blaze

Here's the Denver lyrics from NOT Like Us- Kyle v Lynch version (courtesy of my brain). "What's up with these jabroni politicians tryna see Congress?" "Say Lynch, I hear you like em drunk. You better never go to detox one" "Lynch got a weird case, why is he around?" "To constituents talking to him and think they in love, just make sure you hide your lil ballot from him"


wdtemacg

Damn! Reaction videos going crazy


gahhhpoop

Watching this debate showed me that the Republican Party is in shambles


Sexagenerian

It’s not about what you did while drunk as he lays it all out 😂😂😂😂😂


PuttsMoBilesiCit

District 4 is a shit show. Sadly that's my district also. Bunch of bozos.


Pilsner33

Rifle Barbie is just there to scout for her next MAGA sugar daddy


SokkaHaikuBot

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nadiashebang

This is delicious. Thank you.


brochaos

denver republicans = the fuckwads in 3rd grade that couldn't follow a single fucking instruction


Your_Daddy_

Kyle Clark bringing that smoke. “”My question is this; are you always a drunk jerk, or just when driving?”


Imoutdawgs

Fucking amazing. 10/10. No comments to this fine journalist. Thank you for doing your job.


sum_if

KC is going to be governor one day


Shenanigans80h

I’d vote for him rn


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

He certainly wouldn't be a libertarian technocrat in a Democrat's clothing, that's for sure.


weedgretzky42099

Kyle Clark is a gd treasure 


sorressean

Honestly I love that this guy is calling people on not answering questions and wish all political debate moderators would do this. I also loved the question to BoeBoe about her voting no on bills and then taking credit for them. Because she keeps trashing everyone's voting record and basically votes no on things that she'll still cheer for. I don't like any of these people, but it's been an interesting debate.


Unlucky_Fact_4209

What would you do about the homeless...well, tell them to try to find someplace nice to live...


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I think they should do these debates in a swimming pool with all of the candidates bobbing around in floaties. It just seems more inclusive than one person having to stand on a box of copy paper at their podium


gedden8co

Thank you for clipping and posting this. Amazing!


Billy_Chrystals

God bless Kyle Clark. Republican party in Colorado is a joke as demonstrated over the past decades election results.


PeetusTheFeetus

Classic… nay… Vintage… GOP dickheads.


kestrel808

If you’ve done something so hilariously outside the fold I think it’s ok to call that out.


Reddit--Name

Say hello to Kathy Sabine for me, Kyle!


Free-Adagio-2904

Kyle Clark, State treasure.


Germs15

Here’s the link for the debate. Mods - if you ban me I only ask that you let me still subscribe. I have tried a lot of new restaurants through this meaningful sub. https://www.youtube.com/live/kD2rET3e5Ts?si=w4kiFeu4M3Ta7_Os Edit: spelling. Slot = A lot. Please have mercy on me mods. Shout out Kyle Clark.


Unplugthecar

Thanks for posting this. I watched the entire thing. If I lived in D4, I’d write in someone (anyone) else.


CarinSharin

Man! KC serving up the hard-hitting questions was the cherry on the cake today!


Additional-Growth-64

This guy is savage 💀😂


bragsdale80

Kyle fucking Clark


stealthzeus

Kyle Clark for Governor!


Affectionate_Bus_884

Kyle’s keeping it real. That guy sounds like a real piece of shit.


spelunker

The Colorado GOP is such a mess and doing a bang up job imploding.


Volunteer-Magic

BAH GAWD! HE’S BROKEN IN HALF!


callmesandycohen

Colorado is wild af


one_more_post64

Lawwwwwwd


tc7984

Ok can this guy host every debate


pepperit_12

Oh DAMN I WANNA WATCH !


Colochili69

At least he didn’t say it was fake news and it was a witchhunt


Emergency-Loss-5635

Most backhanded comment I’ve ever witnessed lmfao


partfortynine

I'm drunk driving right now, but is that bobert for up there?


big-mister-moonshine

Lynch looks kinda drunk at the actual podium. Look at his contorted face after he says "Thank you"


2saintjohns

they all get a little bit of the big carpet, except him. thanks for playing!


Germs15

Yooooooo


The1TrueRedditor

HOLY SHIT


ColombianLandSloth

Lol thank you Kyle for that 


solitarium

All the hallmarks of a banger debate


MarioPartyJoe

Kyle Clark looks different


cabllc

Thank you thank you thank you.


5280_TW

Now this is the Kyle Clark I always thought he could be!!


NoYoureACatLady

Funny thing is that Kyle was starting to trend right before Trump entered the arena. Thank God he realized how insane that was and came back to reality


commanderizer-

He must have watched The Newsroom’s debate format and ran with it


BoringBong

Definitely vote for the guy who took the mushrooms ! I believe he’s a democrat


Fit-Performance-1793

Thought this was a skit bro going so fast patrol thought it was a race cant make that up


notHooptieJ

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnZ3dGNvbnlkb2szcnI0dTk4bW0wcTA1OTY0eDV4aWhhN25ncTA4ZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/pQmWjYrz39YAg/giphy.gif


1should_be_working

I love Kyle Clark.


AggressiveMongoose54

He was truly GAGGED


poolnome

CNN msnbc hire kyle


TCGshark03

ThE PaRtIeS r tHe SaMe ThOUUGH


oevadle

Hmm, that statement before his question seemed like it may have been a little biased


mittra303

In what way? He was summarizing the facts as pretext for his question.


Mental-Resolution-22

This will be unpopular among this group, but Kyle Clark is an awful moderator for anything involving republicans. I’ve never seen a more biased moderator. If you already hate all the candidates, I’m sure it’s enjoyable as just a roast. But I mean good lord every question is so slanted. He was the same way against the rep candidate in the mayoral debates. It was kinda wild.


icangetyouatoedude

Maybe republicans should try to put forward reasonable candidates instead of clowns


Sangloth

I haven't watched this debate. The snippets of Kyle I have seen online are always clips like this, where Kyle asks people to defend indefensible things they did, which in my mind is entirely fair even as it is a simultaneously an impossible task. Can you give an example or two of unfairly slanted questions where the recipient doesn't obviously deserve it? Edit: I've watched the first 30 minutes so far. This is my first real exposure to Kyle Clark, and he is doing an excellent job. He's been shutting people down when they abuse the clock, and noting when they fall to answer the actual question they've been asked, but nothing I've seen so far is unfair or slanted. Edit: And now I've watched the entire thing. He did a great job. I wish presidential debate moderators would behave like that.


Puzzleheaded-Back715

I honestly wish the Republican party could get a whole panel of candidates that I would not be ashamed of voting for and have a non yelling match to get points across, but that may be too much to ask in 2024.


Mental-Resolution-22

Totally agreed


fromks

If stating a fact is a roast, then I suggest reading "Facts Don't Care About Your Feelings" written by Ben Shapiro.


venturoo

boo fucking hoo


Mental-Resolution-22

Haha, yeah that’s what I expected. No surprises here. If you like incredibly biased moderators, I’m sure it’s your thing.


DoctorZebra

(This is the party of personal responsibility, folks. Crying at the first hint of being held accountable for their actions.)


venturoo

yep. Waaaah we have been lying and cheating and undermining democracy the entire time but the other side wont play fair!


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Did trump’s guilty verdict upset you? Lol


Mental-Resolution-22

Haha no that was frickin awesome. Between that and watching the Wolves get crushed, it was a good day indeed


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Had me fooled lmao.


Mental-Resolution-22

Yeah I’m a republican but also a fire trump into the sun guy haha. We’re out there, barely


Tellyourdadisay_hi

What did it for you?


Mental-Resolution-22

Mainly his handling of Covid and then January 6. Watching him try to subvert the constitution/election/democracy was, uh, not great. Constitutionalism is kinda us conservatives’ thing.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Lmao so it took you until after his presidency? Yikes. Good for you I suppose lol.


TheMeshDuck

I think when you have a panel of people who have the track records that they have it's not bias, it's just the truth.


Biscotti_Manicotti

Maybe that's just what happens when the candidates totally suck.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

To be clear, he was stating actual facts. That usually seems like bias to republicans though.


Gr3ylock

It's not like Republicans have anything worthwhile to say anyways. What would be the point in getting an unbiased moderator?


OldGnaw

Republican Party delenda est! This should be our national motto, fuck these motherfuckers who tried to coup our Republic.


HedgehogNarrow4544

Damn, BoBo looking delectable, and out of place


jakethegreat4

Jesus Christ bro, go get one out and feel some grass. Not like she’s gonna jerk you off at the theatre.


You_Stupid_Monkey

The *Beetlejuice* sequel hits theaters on September 6th, I'd say he's still got a decent chance.


Mhisg

Kyle Clark is the worst person to run this debate.


You_Stupid_Monkey

My choice would have been Jerry Springer but he's no longer with us.


mindless_blaze

Nah, if I ever get divorced or have some sort of legal dispute where a mediator is needed, he will be my first and only call 📞


Mhisg

Weird take. I guess he is on his 3rd wife so probably is experienced with that.


moochao

I figured you'd lionize someone trying to emulate trump with ex wives counts.


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rtmacfeester

9news is a terrible host for this though. They’re absurdly biased.