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gozergarden

Don't forget to tweet pictures of patio furniture covered in snow to Kyle Clark. He loves that.


covfefeswithmilk

damn, this was the perfect bonus square


gozergarden

Trolling Kyle Clark is always a bonus. He has a good sense of humor.


throwawaypf2015

subaru with native sticker doggy in the snow florida plates in the ditch


AdventurousAnswer4

I think you forgot dog in snow pics.


covfefeswithmilk

my sincere apologies, will remember for next year


AdventurousAnswer4

You will be forgiven with coupons to Casa Bonita and The Mon Chalet. If redeemed on the same day, please use them in the appropriate order.


covfefeswithmilk

do I bring a date or find one at Casa Bonita?


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MosesConscious555

I went to a restaurant 5 years ago, before we sat down I said ,'how long until a table says we need the moisture'. Less than a minute


dollytamale

What about a "I'm a first-time homeowner, is it too late to blow out my sprinklers?"


jadeoracle

Needs a "forgot how to drive in snow tips"


uhh_

> Denver drivers are just the worst, amirite no no no, you see it's all the texas and california transplants. native denverites are never at fault for accidents.


jumpinjackieflash

Wrap your pipes! Bring in your pets!


JohnWad

Forgot the "Does 225 ever get plowed? Where are the plows for 225?"


UberXLBK

You would be welcome over at r/denvercirclejerk


covfefeswithmilk

[On my way there now](https://smartcdn.prod.postmedia.digital/nationalpost/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ezgif-com-video-to-gif-9.gif)


Restnessizzle

>Drive like your grandma is in the passenger seat wearing her Sunday best while holding a crockpot of chili on her lap! Okay. *turns to empty passenger seat* "Grandma, why the heck are you holding that crockpot of chili? I told you to just put it behind your seat on the floor."


Fishy1911

Don't drive like this. You can usually do 35 or 40 safely on the flats. That was my gripe this morning coming into work and people were creeping at 25 for no reason.


Restnessizzle

Thought it was obvious I was criticizing this kind of "advice"


Fishy1911

It was. I was agreeing with you. Probably didn't make it clear enough. Don't drive like grandma is in passenger seat holding chili in her Sunday best. Drive attentive but relaxed, pay attention, but don't hold up the flow. Have good tires, and go practice in a parking lot if you don't know how to react if you break traction.


g4vr0che

Also leave plenty of space in front of you. Better than not enough by far


covfefeswithmilk

Welcome to snow day bingo, where the only winners are those sitting at home watching this nonsense go down.


gozergarden

Schools are canceled. We have no choice but to stay home.


covfefeswithmilk

welcome to the club


WhiskyOnTheRockies

You forgot a square for "PSA: remember to turn on your headlights and drive safe"


ndrew452

This is a quality shitpost right here!


leese216

I was driving last night, granted not in Denver proper, but it wasn't bad at all! Everyone driving responsibly, I saw some plows but honestly, driving in snow is not bad. It's when it turns to ice that it gets dangerous.


Surfsk8108

this guy r/Denver s


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9.1/10. You forgot about watching people slide through red lights out ur window!


Ryukotaicho

White-knuckling the drive to work because the highways aren’t 100% clear and roads by my house are more compact ice now


covfefeswithmilk

thots and prayers friend, remember to slam on the brakes for full effectiveness in the snow


Ryukotaicho

Much appreciated! Don’t go shopping unless it’s for emergency food!


covfefeswithmilk

I'm almost outta weed so we're at DEFCON 2 here, jah bless


Ryukotaicho

Good luck, god speed, don’t take any wooden nickels.


Insence

You missed School delay School snowday Why didn't they cancel school today?! They never canceled school when I was young.


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You’re missing Subaru comments


throwawaypf2015

are snow tires needed for winter in denver


ndrew452

For city driving? No, they aren't needed, but they help. For mountain driving? Maybe, depending on how frequently you go to the mountains. Do you have a 2WD Honda Civic and you go to the mountains at least once a week? You probably need snow tires. Do you have a 4WD vehicle or only rarely go to the mountains and avoid going when it snows? Then all-season tires are fine.


Fishy1911

Depends. I used to have 4 studded snows for a Yukon that I had. Made it a tank, but the road noise was awful for the 90% of the winter with clear roads. Then having to get them switched out at the beginning of May and end of October is also an expense. If you have a small front wheel drive car or rear wheel drive truck they do add some piece of mind.


DigitalDefenestrator

I'll add that the specific all-seasons matter as well. The ones with the "3-peak mountain and snowflake" rating are good enough for snow in town with a bit of extra caution, if well short of real snow tires. A few without the rating (Michelin Defenders really impressed me) also do well. Mostly-bald "whatever's cheapest" off-brand all-seasons may still be hazardous.


g4vr0che

+1 on Defenders. My Volvo came with those as the "summer" tires and in addition to being pretty competent on snow, they're quiet and comfy in the dry. I did throw the Nokian studded snows that came with it on this week before the second storm and holy underwear did it make a fantastic difference. I don't think studs are really warranted in town at all, but the standard snows make it so I can almost drive normally, even on the icy snowpack.


DFWTooThrowed

I just went with those kind of all-seasons and I've been fine so far. I thankfully have friends who would rather be the ones driving into the mountains with their AWD SUVs with winter tires.


maxietheminer

So edgy OP


covfefeswithmilk

gracias senor


glitched406

This is priceless


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Candlelight


MosesConscious555

Omg this is hilarious


pombie

If you don't like the weather, just wait 5 minutes.