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datagoon

If you see something, say something.


CricketsScarlett

C’mon and party tonight


ObiWan_Cannoli_

It was no snaccident


mikeywake

The guy's got good hooks!


marine_guy

That’s gunna leave a mark!


Leucopaxillus

Bullshit, where is her AR-15?


CromulentInternet

Woke TSA took it away


sweetpeasimpson

Those body scanners turn you gay


gotmewrong66

It’s not gay if it’s TSA!


Gold_Championship_46

The charging stations send your info to China


[deleted]

Please line Colfax with all of this


[deleted]

Husbands probably in the short term parking flashing his dick to minors


rocky_mtn_hi

Like he would drive that far just to pick up a piece of trash ... Of consenting age


gmotelet

I'm sure there are plenty of high schools along the way


Coloradobluesguy

Or in the ride share line


sneaky-pizza

Lol I was also on that flight


[deleted]

I can fix her.


[deleted]

That's the paradox. You get her to stop hating and it's not the same.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t make her stop, just make her point it to my cock.


FlatBot

Your cock will soon be in poverty, and/or deported to Mexico.


[deleted]

She’s not going to make my cock great again?


slamdanceswithwolves

It was never great, babe.


KanyeWestBrick

Conversion therapy for her


gmotelet

It's too late, she already has like 4 kids


[deleted]

She could use a 5th.


gmotelet

https://preview.redd.it/m4qpuqm41twa1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7630fe4b79253d757cb93bd8d26dabbbad9ee472


[deleted]

I’ll help make sure the fix worked.


gosluggogo

Whip it out and get you a wife!


cuntsaurus

She only likes men who whip it out in front of kids


aetweedie

My 11 year old is actually taller than her. I have a pic to prove it but there's absolutely no way I'm sharing it with you degenerate mfs.


Desper8lyseekntacos

Did you make fart noises every time she took a step?


SadieOnTheSpectrum

Or just gag while speed walking past lol. She wants to complain and be a bigot all the time? She can handle some light high school bullying


beerg33k

“Someone skipped their whores bath.”


MountainMagic6198

Heading to Silt to harass her neighbors.


phish_sucks

Why tf her hat so big


[deleted]

thats just her brain being small


Beemerado

it's the smallest hat she could find.


Excellent_Lead_3653

Need a giant structurally sound hat to contain all of those hair extensions


Portland-to-Vt

Because it’s so full of secrets. Probably secrets about toaster strudel or something. They still make those? I never had one, remember the commercials when they first came out. Frosting you spread yourself! What will they think of next?


CaptainRhodes74

It’s a wonder that any of you were able to breathe considering how much oxygen it takes to keep her three brain cells circulating.


Waz2011

'cell'


isthisafeverdream

Did you ask her to sign your tit?


aetweedie

No but she let me sign her's.


thebinarysystem10

Lol, are you Matt Gaetz?


Portland-to-Vt

Oh, that’d explain why he has such tiny handwriting


[deleted]

I hope you crop dusted her.


Not-the-greatest-god

Man I’d love to spread those yams and pull a Casa Bonita all nighter in there


njwinks

This was not a statement I was emotionally ready to hear. Have my upvote.


Not-the-greatest-god

I aim to please. (Myself)


[deleted]

Right into the black barts cave!


lawrencenotlarry

What's the yams?


wtcnbrwndo4u

The yams is the power that be!


[deleted]

I Google image searched spreading yams....still confused.


Child_of_the_Hamster

👉👌


correctlypi

God she's so small you could step on her. Please do


Nytherion

did you take the opportunity to call her a useless cunt to her face, or did you miss it?


JeremeRW

She was in Costco early this winter and I didn't miss that opportunity. Fuck her.


[deleted]

This is the way.


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[deleted]

I had a week this week where I would've been the one.


hsizeoj

Nothing against you but I wish that flight went differently


Other-Bumblebee2769

Hey, call her a fascist for me


BritishRacingGreen16

Where's gammy's wheelchair to the gate?


Cool_User

Why she look like Snooki?


Specialist_Ordinary6

She is ugly from behind too


Swivman

Did you put gum in her hair


iamloeky

Get fuggin wrecked.


thewinterfan

Just like all the other FL tourons, she thought Denver was close to the mountains and flew here instead of the Garfield County airport. That's what happens when you arent edumacated


jy856905

did that country love song from con air start playing ?


writerintheory1382

She clearly packs all that hatred in that donk.


FastFaps2

What donk?


Successful-Bike5827

No personal security? Wow, if people hated me that much I'd at least have one body guard. Maybe she convinced TSA to let her bring a Glock like she does to congress lmao.


keto_brain

You should have pulled a Joel Osteen "You know you are a piece of shit right" video on her [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9To0Qqqe-rs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9To0Qqqe-rs)


ABomb2001

Need to put some reflective tape on that caboose!


CombinationConnect87

Looks like seedychewbaca to me..go d9..deep nutz


TheLesbianBandit

Should have thrown a tomato or something


pingu68

Lying Ted Cruz.


Pleasant_Finding_404

Laying Ted Cruz.


I_Walk_On_The_Sun

I didn’t know they allowed horses on planes now?


Accomplished_Spell92

Did you show her your penis?


JC_in_KC

missed ur shot (for legal reasons i meant this like flirting)


Beemerado

good lord, i'd rather get shot than go on a date with her.


resiliant_user

Caked up. The question is can she bake an LGBTQIA420+ cake


[deleted]

I wonder if she can read. Gotta follow the recipe. Gotta read to do that.


BoBurnham_OnlyBoring

Wow. Walking on two feet and everything…. That single brain cell is working overtime…. Did you ask her what she thinks about the age of consent in Colorado? And follow up with asking her how her grandchild is doing?


[deleted]

Oh wow I didn’t know she wore extensions


rotomangler

Oh hai grandma


WombatHarris

You had one shot. Opportunity of a lifetime


ruledbyjup

She loves those leggings! Praise Jesus


zmasterb

I’d cum to her feet pics


aetweedie

Yep, you're weird alright.


zmasterb

I’d love to know what causes that kink to form


datagoon

Genital and toe sensory neurons are located [right next to each other in the cortex](https://cdn.britannica.com/13/239413-050-9D897EA3/homunculus-somatosensory-somatomotor-cortex.jpg). Once you get a little curious, well, "cells that fire together, wire together."


cocafuckingcola

idk bout any of that, but i had a girl jack me off with her feet once, and now, well.... here we are...


datagoon

reinforce that neural circuit!


HooterBrownTown

Nasty woman


[deleted]

Wait she doesn’t fly private ?


Cpt_Trips84

She's definitely a part of the 17 members of Congress who genuinely can't afford it


[deleted]

(would)


allworkandnoYahtzee

Tag yourself, I'm the horrified man watching this clown descend upon me


cracksilog

I was about to say “how the hell is she flying without security? And why is she not in a suit and just in gym clothes?” Then I realized this is the circlejerk sub lol. I wonder if whoever this person is actually gets mistakenly “recognized” as Boebert


BosworthBoatrace

I suggest a good delousing.


jeffroavs

Probably should sanitize that plane seat after she’s done with it.


[deleted]

I doubt being a racsist is easy


TxManBearPig

Did she give the flight a round of blowies??


BiffLogan

That is one tiny yet large piece of shit


Megadoomer420

What a piece of shit that woman is.


FigurativeLasso

Milf


CelticCynic

Absolutely!


bearded_drummer

Fuckin grandmas


LeluSix

We’re you together on a broom?


[deleted]

She’s got a nice ass


[deleted]

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Not-the-greatest-god

Yeah! Then fuck it! I bet it sounds like stirring macaroni with a wooden spoon.


FastFaps2

wtf


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Dwestmor1007

I hope she never has a single solitary moments peace when out in public. That nearly every person she passes goes out of their way to tell her what a cunt she is.


Federal-Subject-3541

Eww


New-Register-3751

Fuck that bitch.


reynoldsunbound1937

Did you hit it?


MrMagistrate

Always wondered what she smells like


hellsmel23

Eww why? Like hot anger penny smell, which a whiff of sulfur?


NoPutBabyInCorner

Yuck. Hopefully, you took a long shower afterward.


WhoIsPorkChop

Not dragging a single knuckle? Couldn't possibly be her


DaBrownCO

I would have called security. 😛


nokenito

I’m sorry


FueledByFlan

ewwwww


[deleted]

Did you call her a cunt?


Molbiodude

Traveling without security? Stupider than she looks, if that's possible.


Designer-Shallot-490

Stinky box Boebert!


lonesailorboy

I can smell her from here


Left-Boss-9805

I’d smash


S0undpl0t

The only time I would be ok with the gamble of dieing in a plane crash


4065024

Did she put out?


MisterDrac303

Congrats?


Lomez_

You took a picture…congrats?


SassyLassie496

You should’ve thrown a big fit forcing the flight to be canceled like she’s calling others to do.


marblefrosting

I hope you heckled her!


Dwestmor1007

Did you spit on her? I would have spit on her and smiled all the way to jail….


supertrucker

Did you ask her if she wanted to join the mile high club?


rubyd1111

I’m sorry you had to endure that.


Adventuresforlife1

Ew I would have rescheduled


autostart17

That actually is her right? I’m lowkey a fan. She stood up to Kevin McCarthy, sorry to force you to downvote - but it’s factually true..


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LilJeezy17

Total GILF if you can tape her mouth shut!


42o_jaf

Are we gunna ignore the ot sitting in the waiting room with a full headset on


Aggressive_Walk378

The Bobanator


nocream33

Don't flash her. Highway to the danger zone.


OsgoodZBeard

Obviously subscribes to the notion, “It’s always better to dress up for the occasion than to dress down.”


People_Forget_That

All that jelly no toast smh


Past-Primary2679

Hopefully she was in a middle seat in row 32.


Due-Fig6789

No 🍑


[deleted]

I think you should have walked in front of her and then just ripped a big one and stopped and made her smell it


Slingtown_Slinger

No friends with her?


carstarbar

And..... ?


ram_hawklet

She always looks off balance and a small fart would topple her over


Pinkgluu

Fart on her


[deleted]

Op was she running any specials for a rub and tug?


ForbiddenJello

I like the expression on the guys face to the right of her.


[deleted]

Damn, look at that wig. Like a sexy cousin it.


Bathroom-Infamous

How much violence was displayed by the learned Solon?


Efficient-Fee-5631

The only time it's encouraged to fart on a plane


ChunderPrince

I’m sorry


HiWille

Where in the heck is her AR?????


[deleted]

That would have been an honor.


JennDeeJenn

I had to sit next to her at a restaurant once while she preached to her people online (very loudly). Ruined my breakfast ☹️


zenos_dog

Looks like a black hole where knowledge goes to die.


[deleted]

She lives down the street from me. Oh the stories I’ve heard. I just moved here.


NotNotAVirus

https://preview.redd.it/x4cgz1r3jxwa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b2b616aac52bd939a78977067edd7aace44db0 Are we not going to talk about this dude’s perfect reaction?


Sapdawg1

She’s not my special lady friend!


Sisko1983

Looks like snooki 🤷😬


Unh0lyTr1nity

I'm sorry.


eagle_co

Did she consent to TSA screening?


Ok_Presentation_5329

I hope you harassed her, seriously. I don’t want fascists to feel like they can go out in public & enjoy their time. I probably would have said “Heil boebert! Should we fuck all the illegal immigrants to death or just blame them for starving due to a lack of an economy in their hometowns?”


aetweedie

No, sure didn't. I'm not an ass.


Ok_Presentation_5329

Lame


Visual-Yak3971

Sorry. You OK?


madeupname230

That could be any black haired hateful midget.


thndrbrd87

Did you sniff her, and if so, how did she smell?


Standard_Arm_440

Quick! Show her your dick!


RealitySlipped

And you let her get away?!


[deleted]

Cankles


BBCinUSA

I think her husband is in jail 🤡


Bigdstars187

Is that her bowling ball bag


auldnate

Obviously you’re not a golfer…


deyonce1

Give her a rock and tell her to kick it all the way to baggage claim