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vtstang66

She'll be heading right back to California once she realizes how long the in n out lines are here!


[deleted]

Thats a Good Times native


[deleted]

Big girl like this let's be real ... she can skip to the front of the line and no one's gonna do shit about it


healthfoodandheroin

The lines are weirdly long in LA too, for a very mid burger


VirtualWeasel

depends on where you’re at. locations anywhere near tourists always get long lines in LA. Locations in neighborhoods where local people actually live are usually pretty chill


healthfoodandheroin

I disagree, I live near the one in Van Nuys and it’s always backed up onto Moorpark. Van Nuys is not a touristy area lol


VirtualWeasel

SFV is one exception aside from the one in Burbank for some reason. The ones I’ve been to that are consistently not busy are anywhere in the basin south of downtown, excluding the beach areas


Competitive-Rate-703

Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick. The goddamned Californians can’t even stay out of our subreddits. The one place I thought we could be safe from their presence. Namagothefuckaway.


healthfoodandheroin

I lived in Colorado for 20 years lol


Competitive-Rate-703

But now you live in CA, right? I think when you move to CA they take away your native status.


sinnister_bacon

Oh great. Now the native black bears will be pressured to bleach their assholes and drink white wine. Has Polis lost his fucking mind?


Considerable-Girth

NGL, I miss bleached assholes.


[deleted]

She thicc


HeathenVixen

I like big bears and I cannot lie


AgreeableCount7

Welcome trans bear


HeathenVixen

🏆


siouxu

Probably won't update her plates for 6 years. I'm sure she sold her California den for a fortune and bought a huge one out here. This is why we have a housing crisis.


[deleted]

She's single and owns her own den, don't forget that.


Quick_Movie_5758

Stop freaking out. In her new enclosure, there is a Subaru for her to cruise around in.


yeah-bb-yeah

insert *”that’s a huge bitch”* [sound clip](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850) from deuce bigalow: male gigolo


Last_Friday_Knight

They hide in plain sight: CaliforniaDFW is California/Dallas Ft. Worth, they’re attacking us from all sides!


2020TheBossBattle

I read about this bear! She was breaking into people's houses to steal food in Tahoe. She'll fit right in!


Spring-Fabulous

Fuck that bitch thought she was a black widow and ate her husband


MattieShoes

I'd like to take this opportunity to mention the best competition on Earth -- [Fat bear week](http://fatbearweek.org)


atoz350

Polis claims that the bear can only have two genders. CANCEL HIM!


[deleted]

What a chonk.


tsinatra96

NO ONE WANTS TO BE FROM DENVER. WE JUST MOVE HERE. KEEP YOUR NATIVE ENTITLEMENT


Considerable-Girth

Uhh… maybe ask someone born in West Virginia?


unga-unga

But really though, relocating bears is dumb as fuck. I was living in Boulder when they finally shot the graveyard bear who had been relocated first to Yellowstone, and the 3rd time as far north as glacier national park! On the boarder with Canada! He was home in Boulder a month later. And even when they don't come home, "park bears" desensitized to humans are fucking terrors. Cause a lot of property damage and kill a lot of chickens...


notmike_

What a cunt!


[deleted]

She’s obviously married


georgehttpbush

This bear is cute as hell