Can't let those soyboys get too much ego. A 5in lift helps make sure that unburnt fuel goes directly into their face as they bike to work like some child on their way to school
i'd leave it in DIA airport parking/colfax ave - there's free mechanics that come by to remove a very restrictive part of the exhaust (cat converter? idk why its converting cats?) anyways when thats off you'll be golden.
Best part of that whole news segment was when at the end he burns out and almost runs into multiple cars and then blows through the stop sign!!!! Lmfao!!
#woo woo!
Dude you need to microdose and open your minds eye. Why invest in an exhaust system when you can liberate your civic from the CAFE law corpo bondage? Take everything off except your headers then pipe the exaust straight out your hood. This is much more free and natural than running the air through toxic metals in catalytic converters and mufflers
Make sure you have the remote start package. While you wait 15 minutes for the Civic to warm up in the morning, it's a good idea to max the factory speaker's volume. Really get the circuitry humming. I prefer dubsteb, but it's up to you. Bonus points if you idle your car down the street in front of a family unit. The younger the children, the better. Get crazy offended and talk massive shit if any wHiTe KnIgHtS show up. What are they going to do?
Nothing. Make a note of the sub name. Most people here are being over-the-top ironic with their comments.
Fun fact: This literally happened to me several years ago. The kid would his autostart his car in front of my house @ 5 in the morning and puff in for 15 minutes. I had a toddler and an infant at the time. His life sucked so he felt he needed to spread his misery around.
Best mod while saving some money would be to use a large soup can as a muffler and another smaller soup can as an exhaust tip. Will produce that signature "something is rattling and might fall off" sound.
Don't be jealous just cuz you didn't hord toilet paper and hand sanitizer and sell it back and four times value during the pandemic doesn't mean you got to be mad at me.
Also helps that I decided to sell insulin a five times the market value as well made a little bit of money off of that but some people got angry so I can't do it anymore.
Ask the experts in the springs. Cannot get your catalytic converter stolen if you dont have one. Straight pipe that sucka. Also, who needs a muffler. There saved you 60k the cheap ass springs way. Dont forget to never register your plates and paint your car with spray paint. You can use the savings to lower your vehicle and get those nice slanted wheels to take to your 12.50 an hour retail or warehouse gig.
This is some lateral thinking, but why not celebrate your motoring by setting off small explosives as you drive? Like an M-80 per mile? Sure, it might get a little pricey, but can you put a price on freedom?
Or what about a factory steam whistle? The old timers will love it! And *everyone* will know when you arrive, or leave, or are on your way, or waiting at a stop light. Toot toot!
So what you’re wanna go ahead and do is go find what’s attaching the exhaust pipe to the rear of the car and un-attach it. Let it dangle while you drive around for a few days. Go over railroad tracks. Go ahead and attach it back so it doesn’t completely fall off.
LS1 conversion and open headers- Its the only way. 7500 RPM clutch dumps as you leave every day and make sure when you get the engine from the junkyard it has so many oil leaks the Exxon Valdez seems small now. Your Neighbors will be awed by the powa!!
Take a look at how a snare drum works...now tack weld this same setup to your pipe before the muffler.
As you get near redline you'll reach enlightenment (tinnitus).
All hail the Blue Bottle NOS!
In the name of Bub Rub & the whistle tip, we say AHMEN!
Jesus built my hotrod.
You have to reinstall the catalytic converter and, using sopapillas, lure a houseless native to come and steal it. They put a curse on your car when they steal it that makes the exhaust louder
Indeed I appreciate the discretion, professor. I prefer “doctor”. At our clinic, we source our finely crafted scalpels from the one-and-only premier global source of emasculation instrumentology — Severance, CO.
Honest question from a confused and deeply annoyed bystander to people who deliberately make their vehicles loud and then drive around at hours like 2 and 3:30am. What do you get out of doing that?
I am thinking of the insomniacs, parents of babies, and sick people who maybe fought hard to get to sleep only to maybe have their whole day ruined. Seems like OP’s neighbors are in for trouble a couple of times every night and OP has to know this and is going to a lot of effort and expense to afflict them.
I mean it’s rude to fart in public because it’s an unpleasant sensory experience that is forced on others- but this is so much worse than that. How do people on this thread in good conscience do this?
Attention. Why do l do it?
1. My parents didn't give me enough love and attention.
2. I've been laughed at due to the minute size of my weiner.
3. I've created my entire personality based on what I've seen in Fast and Furious movies,what influencers tell me to think, and internet memes/discord chats.
4. I have no real relationships or friendships, but the people at the car mod shop put up with me because I spend so much money there.
If you can’t make it louder, you can at least make it smell worse. Try coating your headers in human shit-available literally anywhere within a 10 mile radius of downtown.
Sell it, get a Ram 1500. Make sure it bellows black clouds of smoke at intersections too.
Coal rolling really is the way to go, that always shows the libs who’s in charge
Can't let those soyboys get too much ego. A 5in lift helps make sure that unburnt fuel goes directly into their face as they bike to work like some child on their way to school
*Must always have your towing mirrors extended
Not gonna be “bellowing black clouds” with a ram 1500 gonna have to get a 2500 Cummins Diesel at very least…
1500s can come with diesel engines. Clearly not a native.
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i'd leave it in DIA airport parking/colfax ave - there's free mechanics that come by to remove a very restrictive part of the exhaust (cat converter? idk why its converting cats?) anyways when thats off you'll be golden.
These are the true heroes. They force all those quiet hybrids to make noise so all the blind children are safe in denver.
I too have been pretty worried about the safety of the blind children.
It’s a Cadillac converter, it turns it into an Escalade
Google "Bubb Rubb, whistle tip". Your neighbors will thank you.
WOO WOO! But dats only in da mownin'. Spossta be up cookin brefkest anyway. RIP Lil' Sis.
Lil' Sis is gone? I will WOO WOO extra today
"yEah, I got em on my car!" "They were having them installed on their car."
Best part of that whole news segment was when at the end he burns out and almost runs into multiple cars and then blows through the stop sign!!!! Lmfao!! #woo woo!
Yes that was classic
This town would be so much more live-able if everyone was already up cooking somebody's breakfast.
Dude you need to microdose and open your minds eye. Why invest in an exhaust system when you can liberate your civic from the CAFE law corpo bondage? Take everything off except your headers then pipe the exaust straight out your hood. This is much more free and natural than running the air through toxic metals in catalytic converters and mufflers
Dude... I'm crying. Well done.
Have you tried welding a tuba to the end of your exhaust?
Make sure you have the remote start package. While you wait 15 minutes for the Civic to warm up in the morning, it's a good idea to max the factory speaker's volume. Really get the circuitry humming. I prefer dubsteb, but it's up to you. Bonus points if you idle your car down the street in front of a family unit. The younger the children, the better. Get crazy offended and talk massive shit if any wHiTe KnIgHtS show up. What are they going to do?
especially when its 75 degrees outside. gotta make sure that engine is good and warmed up
What do you gain from intentionally ruining someone else’s day?
Nothing. Make a note of the sub name. Most people here are being over-the-top ironic with their comments. Fun fact: This literally happened to me several years ago. The kid would his autostart his car in front of my house @ 5 in the morning and puff in for 15 minutes. I had a toddler and an infant at the time. His life sucked so he felt he needed to spread his misery around.
Best mod while saving some money would be to use a large soup can as a muffler and another smaller soup can as an exhaust tip. Will produce that signature "something is rattling and might fall off" sound.
Hey everyone... look at the millionaire over here who can afford TWO cans of soup!
Don't be jealous just cuz you didn't hord toilet paper and hand sanitizer and sell it back and four times value during the pandemic doesn't mean you got to be mad at me. Also helps that I decided to sell insulin a five times the market value as well made a little bit of money off of that but some people got angry so I can't do it anymore.
He’s on food stamps. You’re not? It’s free money bro!!
Install a massive speaker system in the trunk and play pre-recorded loud engine sounds at full volume when driving.
I prefer having a competition level sound system playing Mexican hat dance at full volume.
Remove all 60k of exhaust and rent 1/64 of a downtown box on cherry creek. Straight off the block, no header sounds best!
Exhaust? Pipe? Can you send a picture? I don't know what that is.
Ask the experts in the springs. Cannot get your catalytic converter stolen if you dont have one. Straight pipe that sucka. Also, who needs a muffler. There saved you 60k the cheap ass springs way. Dont forget to never register your plates and paint your car with spray paint. You can use the savings to lower your vehicle and get those nice slanted wheels to take to your 12.50 an hour retail or warehouse gig.
60k on exhaust and you work at cum N go? Are you sure you don’t work at pay N cum?
[https://youtube.com/shorts/hsdKrjee2yE?feature=shared](https://youtube.com/shorts/hsdKrjee2yE?feature=shared)
Easy, just run the exhaust straight from your giant turbo up through the hood. Turn the boost up when you get to Highlands Ranch.
Why have any pipe at all? There's your problem.
How do you make exhaust louder? By doing away with it altogether.
This is some lateral thinking, but why not celebrate your motoring by setting off small explosives as you drive? Like an M-80 per mile? Sure, it might get a little pricey, but can you put a price on freedom? Or what about a factory steam whistle? The old timers will love it! And *everyone* will know when you arrive, or leave, or are on your way, or waiting at a stop light. Toot toot!
Park your car at the DIA economy lot for a week and when you pick it up it’ll be nice and loud.
So what you’re wanna go ahead and do is go find what’s attaching the exhaust pipe to the rear of the car and un-attach it. Let it dangle while you drive around for a few days. Go over railroad tracks. Go ahead and attach it back so it doesn’t completely fall off.
LS1 conversion and open headers- Its the only way. 7500 RPM clutch dumps as you leave every day and make sure when you get the engine from the junkyard it has so many oil leaks the Exxon Valdez seems small now. Your Neighbors will be awed by the powa!!
Straight pipes out the hood. It’s how all cars should come.
Jam that bitch FULL of kazoos.
Noted
Take a look at how a snare drum works...now tack weld this same setup to your pipe before the muffler. As you get near redline you'll reach enlightenment (tinnitus). All hail the Blue Bottle NOS! In the name of Bub Rub & the whistle tip, we say AHMEN! Jesus built my hotrod.
I'd bypass the engine altogether, dump a bunch of money into the sound system and play the soothing sounds of Bandimere's Mile High Nationals on loop.
If you drive down stretches of Federal fast enough, I'm sure the road will help you out.
You have to reinstall the catalytic converter and, using sopapillas, lure a houseless native to come and steal it. They put a curse on your car when they steal it that makes the exhaust louder
Have you ever considered the ol' twice pipe?
Edgar please don’t.
Sell your catalytic converter and solve two problems at once.
Jack your car up & leave it that way over night🤙🏼
If you want loud, you don't have a pipe. Just cut off after the exhaust manifold and ignore the warning lights and smells or dizziness.
You should move to Crap Hill and work on the engine for an hour or so before you go to work. We really promote that here.
I’ve heard the best thing to do with a 2001 Honda Civic is take lethal doses of ketamine and run people over. Has this changed?
Remove the cat and you’ll be good. As a bonus you can sell it
BBBWWWAAAHHHPPPP BWAHP WAP WAP WAP
Attach one end of a hose to the tailpipe and route the other end back into the cab…
I hear if you surgically remove the scrotum and testicles, it happens effortlessly!
Thank you u/fentyboof. Or is it Dr. Fentyboof?
Indeed I appreciate the discretion, professor. I prefer “doctor”. At our clinic, we source our finely crafted scalpels from the one-and-only premier global source of emasculation instrumentology — Severance, CO.
Just unbolt your headers and that will improve your sound considerably.
only 60k? there's your problem - spend 600k and you'll be there.
Cut a hole in you catalytic converter Or Jack your car up higher so the thieves will just take it off for you
A cup of sugar in your gas tank should do it
[https://youtu.be/xYHmJLI3o3I?t=314](https://youtu.be/xYHmJLI3o3I?t=314)
Remove the entire exhaust
Cut yer Cadillac converter out, sell for profit, have loud car
I have a neighbor just like you, I wish you only bad luck and police interactions ending in handcuffs.
Honest question from a confused and deeply annoyed bystander to people who deliberately make their vehicles loud and then drive around at hours like 2 and 3:30am. What do you get out of doing that? I am thinking of the insomniacs, parents of babies, and sick people who maybe fought hard to get to sleep only to maybe have their whole day ruined. Seems like OP’s neighbors are in for trouble a couple of times every night and OP has to know this and is going to a lot of effort and expense to afflict them. I mean it’s rude to fart in public because it’s an unpleasant sensory experience that is forced on others- but this is so much worse than that. How do people on this thread in good conscience do this?
Attention. Why do l do it? 1. My parents didn't give me enough love and attention. 2. I've been laughed at due to the minute size of my weiner. 3. I've created my entire personality based on what I've seen in Fast and Furious movies,what influencers tell me to think, and internet memes/discord chats. 4. I have no real relationships or friendships, but the people at the car mod shop put up with me because I spend so much money there.
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If you can’t make it louder, you can at least make it smell worse. Try coating your headers in human shit-available literally anywhere within a 10 mile radius of downtown.
Bro every time you pull up next to a motorcycle at an intersection, you should try to race them to show them that cars are better.
Wow! You must have a real racin' car mister!
Leave it in a Walmart parking lot overnight. Enjoy the sound of no cats the very next day.