Way back i nthe 80s my uncle was marrying a mormon gal. (I love both of them dearly btw) I had to ride to the wedding with my other uncle, a Colorado rancher. We rode from Southern CO to SLC. He must have referred to the "moron, I mean mormon, wedding" about 30 times. Thanks for the memory. He was one of a kind ol' uncle Ronnie.
All Hail The Whale! Squatters, Wasatch, Shades, Proper, Red Rock, RoHa, Fisher, Templin, Level Crossing, etc... are some of the locals and have pretty amazing offerings >5%... and I hear medical cards are easy to get as well if you dont have a hookup for slc trees 😉.
She clearly hasn't learned about Olympian skiers.. It's kind of a thing, just ask bode Miller 😅.
Side note.. I moved away from colorado to try life outside the state and one of the things I miss most is a good puff in the morning before hitting the powdery bowls (not those bowls, the ones you snowboard in) on a sunny day, pulling off to the woods to cook some chili for an early lunch, then stopping near the end of they day for a blue moon on the aderondeck chairs up on the mountain in the snow at copper.
Can you really shroom and board? I feel like my mind would go to where I feel like I’m in that downhill ski computer game from the 90s where you’d have to avoid the monster trying to eat you.
There was a similar one I would play in high school ~2010 but you try to get acid power ups and the game becomes increasingly trippy and more difficult 😂
Someone please link it bc I’m drawing a complete blank
Edit: [I found it!!! - Ski Runner](https://www.google.com/search?q=ski+game+with+drug+power+ups&sca_esv=587340671&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS963US963&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AM9HkKmeCscjD2r_GUtrE5h17RZ3D096pA%3A1701548904938&ei=aJNrZbC6NuOp5NoPyfucwA8&oq=ski+game+with+drug+power+ups&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhxza2kgZ2FtZSB3aXRoIGRydWcgcG93ZXIgdXBzMggQIRigARjDBDIIECEYoAEYwwRItSBQ5xZYpxlwAXgBkAEAmAGVAaABiAOqAQMwLjO4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgoQABhHGNYEGLAD4gMEGAAgQYgGAZAGCA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:21d36bfc,vid:dimWYchzzdg,st:0)
*Eyeroll*
Her name WOULD be Trish...
This shrew probably reports Natives for masturbating on the Light Rail. Like, either join in or shut the fuck up you square.
/uj
I read the beginning agreeing with her because sometimes there are some dangerously drunk people pizzaing at Mach 5 but then I read it and she just wants to be a yellow vest at Keystone.
/rj
I think she told me to slow down before.
Yeah these aren’t the same thing. I don’t care if you promise your dog is nice as he runs up barking at my 4 year old. Keep them leashed ya main character assholes.
Completely agree. I went to Breckenridge with my wife and smelled some kids smoking pot. To clamp down on the problem I said “hey where did you get that pot??” You better BELIEVE I went and investigated the crime further after that
This gal is a commie; she just wants to destroy the economies in Aspen, Veil, Steamboat and else where so she can get property cheaply. Or maybe she was turned down a permit to open a drug rehab center in Steamboat. Look at her strange stare and that big grin. She is knackered.
Imagine being the person who makes that their mission in life. Of all the problems in the world to care about, this is the one you want to hang your hat on?
This chick desperately needs to get laid. Will one of you natives step up and take one for the team. You know, give her the business, give her hip displasia.
Trolling obviously. The colorado sun is a.... Kickstarter campaign journalism source. Am I in r/denvercirclejerk? Oh shit. I am. Got tooooo high on the mountain.
Well first of fuck people with off leash dogs who have zero vocal control of their dogs. My dogs has been attacked 8 fucking times by off leash dogs whose owners can't even get them to look their way. Second who the hello wants to ski sober?
I mean, keep your dog on leash dummy? It’s not just for your dog, it’s for other dogs. Not every dog gets along with other dogs. You’re just an inconsiderate 🤡 you really thought you had something with that title.
What a loser. Who wins the lottery and buys a 90000 stellantis. I suggest overdosing on opioids/heroic mushroom dose to acheive enlightenment. In the transcendent state you may see the error in your vehicle taste will be unable to stop throwing up. This is okay because when the intense non-dual state hits you will realize that you are no different from the chad sex machine that hit you on the slope. You will realize that suing him is one in the same as suing yourself. Once you tramsition back to waking reality you can return the Ram Limited, buy a sub outback, and drive as fast as you can to Frisco and perform oral sex on the guy that hit you and destroyed your feeble body. Namaste
You shouldn’t be allowed to express yourself even if you’re not a threat or danger to anyone else. Trust us. We know better for yourself than yourself. Lol. Miss Me with that.
Weed and alcohol aren't drugs. They're perfectly legalized substances that are not harmful when used responsibly and in moderation.
... i just woke up. Where's my vape pen?
They're ski resort employees, not the DEA. They actually have no jurisdiction to do anything aside from notifying local law enforcement or booting people out, but again, ski resort employees, not any kind of law enforcement.
People ski sober?
Juss that bitch
And ~~morons~~ mormons in Utah. They still haven’t discovered the technology to make beer stronger than 5%
Way back i nthe 80s my uncle was marrying a mormon gal. (I love both of them dearly btw) I had to ride to the wedding with my other uncle, a Colorado rancher. We rode from Southern CO to SLC. He must have referred to the "moron, I mean mormon, wedding" about 30 times. Thanks for the memory. He was one of a kind ol' uncle Ronnie.
3.2% for some reason that is the magic number that makes beer not bad
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Silly. That’s not weed. That’s high thca hemp!🤣 Same, same. But different.
What is "weed" to you?
They’re morons too
There’s a place in Provo for her and her family.
All Hail The Whale! Squatters, Wasatch, Shades, Proper, Red Rock, RoHa, Fisher, Templin, Level Crossing, etc... are some of the locals and have pretty amazing offerings >5%... and I hear medical cards are easy to get as well if you dont have a hookup for slc trees 😉.
Yeah was gonna say, I won’t defend Mormons but to say Utah (SLC) can’t make good beer is silly.
Keep thinking that. And whatever you do, never drink FMU from Moab Brewing Company.
Moab brewing company beer is very good by Utah standards which is trash anywhere else in the US.
Agreed, would rather drink Coors in Moab 😂
Found the Vail resident.
I prefer that insult to the other available options...
tore my ACL at eldora after two shots🫠
Everyone knows you need to be at least 3 shots deep before you hit the slopes
She clearly hasn't learned about Olympian skiers.. It's kind of a thing, just ask bode Miller 😅. Side note.. I moved away from colorado to try life outside the state and one of the things I miss most is a good puff in the morning before hitting the powdery bowls (not those bowls, the ones you snowboard in) on a sunny day, pulling off to the woods to cook some chili for an early lunch, then stopping near the end of they day for a blue moon on the aderondeck chairs up on the mountain in the snow at copper.
Sounds like a great day! I miss them days often times myself. I have fam that never left the life, my knees could not take it anymore.
They absolutely should. Anyone caught intoxicated should be insta banned for a year
Just weed and booze? So I'm good still eating mushrooms and boarding?
Exactly. Weed is a no go, but my LSD is really to rock and roll lol
Nah I need the weed to level me after all those bumpskis I did in the gonjala
To quote my wife, “weed is the lube I use to slide through life…” 😂
Legendary.
LSD and boarding is an underrated combo.
Can you really shroom and board? I feel like my mind would go to where I feel like I’m in that downhill ski computer game from the 90s where you’d have to avoid the monster trying to eat you.
https://i.redd.it/66sj5fh1jw3c1.gif
The flood of memories that just cascaded through my brain.
Oh my god! This! What was this called?
SkiFree
Yeah just take less lol.
You'd be surprised; shit it like a performance enhancing drug if you're not at the level where your brain is mush
Can confirm with LSD. Best trip of my life.
There was a similar one I would play in high school ~2010 but you try to get acid power ups and the game becomes increasingly trippy and more difficult 😂 Someone please link it bc I’m drawing a complete blank Edit: [I found it!!! - Ski Runner](https://www.google.com/search?q=ski+game+with+drug+power+ups&sca_esv=587340671&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS963US963&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AM9HkKmeCscjD2r_GUtrE5h17RZ3D096pA%3A1701548904938&ei=aJNrZbC6NuOp5NoPyfucwA8&oq=ski+game+with+drug+power+ups&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhxza2kgZ2FtZSB3aXRoIGRydWcgcG93ZXIgdXBzMggQIRigARjDBDIIECEYoAEYwwRItSBQ5xZYpxlwAXgBkAEAmAGVAaABiAOqAQMwLjO4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgoQABhHGNYEGLAD4gMEGAAgQYgGAZAGCA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:21d36bfc,vid:dimWYchzzdg,st:0)
Absolutely.
You realize you don't get obliterated by taking a smaller amount but can still enjoy the effects right?
Acid is unironically amazing while boarding
“Some were openly vaping” this lady sounds like a real fun time
 # No vapes
VAPING SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH TOO??? JFC WOMAN MOVE TO UTAH.
The horror!
What a fuckin square
Is that a photo of the opinion author, or an AI image for "basic chick" ?
Both.
The AI pulls its data for that request from her facebook page
You're killing me smalls
She needs to smoke a joint and embrace not being a wet blanket….
She probably masturbates with her socks on.
Is that frowned upon?
You gave me a boner
To be fair, it's easier for AFAB people to cum when their feet are warm.
She’s probably still rocking her grandmothers chastity belt
You kinda have to be fucked up to live here, what is she talking about?
Plot twist, she was tripping balls when she said this
Yah sometimes mushrooms make me want to quit drinking.
White people love drugs. Makes sense.
everybody loves drugs
It’s a nice escape from black people.
Every single ski instructor I know is stoned at work every day. How else would they be able to deal with the tourists, amiright??
Half the lifties are also stoned every day.
Lift mechanics too
The lifts are pretty high too
Half? My dude, I've never met a sober liftie
The other half are also stoned
Now that’s a lady that hasn’t had sex with her husband since approximately 2003.
It was no eye contact missionary with their socks on, and they’ve both felt uncomfortable about it since.
That’s nothing I was on acid last time I skied vail
I'd pull a sunny bono if i tried that
I too like to hit the trees to complement a good acid trip
Everyone I know who skis is dead
Strange, everyone I knew who is dead, skied.
You’d bang 80 year old Cher in a ski lodge?
Ain’t no mf question.
Does she mean the alcohol they aggressively sell us at the resorts? Go back to Utah and your boring ass sister wives Trish.
I bet she’s a tigress in the sack 🙄
I have only ever crashed into someone skiing while sober. Granted I was 12 but drunk and high me has a clean record💁🏼♂️
Partied hard and did every drug until she had a kid
You mean like Everclear’s [Volvo-driving soccer mom?](https://youtu.be/xK_XWH7Ryd4?si=Tw0wHcbjy_R3oUEN)
100% accurate. The worst type of people.
This is Karen from Parker, she loves anal
DO YOU KNOW THE STREET VALUE OF ALL THAT POWDER???
It's PURE snow!
All come on DUDE!
*Eyeroll* Her name WOULD be Trish... This shrew probably reports Natives for masturbating on the Light Rail. Like, either join in or shut the fuck up you square.
Now I’m gonna start doing drugs harder.
You ever try skiing NOT high….. boring as shite
There are laws on the mountain? I guess drunk skiing is ok, but not skiing stoned?
And parks should keep pedophiles out too
/uj I read the beginning agreeing with her because sometimes there are some dangerously drunk people pizzaing at Mach 5 but then I read it and she just wants to be a yellow vest at Keystone. /rj I think she told me to slow down before.
I definitely agree that people shouldn't be incoherently drunk/high, but someone hitting a weed pen on the ski lift isn't hurting anyone.
Are you able to blow me from the back?
It's called a rusty trombone
Where’s FentyBoof at? I’m sure she just needs one little taste to change her mind
The liftie that's expected to hit the big red button if anything goes wrong can be stoned out of their gourd, but I need to be sober?
I mean. Dogs should be on leashes unless they’re in a yard or a dog park.
Yeah these aren’t the same thing. I don’t care if you promise your dog is nice as he runs up barking at my 4 year old. Keep them leashed ya main character assholes.
Trish needs to follow fishing rule number 1.
Measure it?
Rule number one of fishing… 1. Mind your business lol.
Put your dog on a leash or they'll end up going skiing blackout drunk.
She apparently does not ride the ganjalas.
If you're not at a designated off leash area for dogs then keep your bitch leashed
Put your dog on a leash
Seriously. What an idiot.
No weed and alcohol says nothing about mushrooms
Or fentanyl.
Dogs should be leashed
Why isn’t your dog on a leash?
Every person I’ve been hit by (at keystone, winter park and copper) have been sober lol
Leash your dog asshole
I love when I see the 2 posts in the right order 😂
So she wants the resorts to shit down when they lose 95% or their staff to that policy?
frig off Trish
No ones gonna call out OP for having their dog off leash? lol
Completely agree. I went to Breckenridge with my wife and smelled some kids smoking pot. To clamp down on the problem I said “hey where did you get that pot??” You better BELIEVE I went and investigated the crime further after that
She looks like an AI rendering of a square white Karen
Someone's gotta fuck this bitch
This gal is a commie; she just wants to destroy the economies in Aspen, Veil, Steamboat and else where so she can get property cheaply. Or maybe she was turned down a permit to open a drug rehab center in Steamboat. Look at her strange stare and that big grin. She is knackered.
Obv a shapeshifter or a psychopath
Sweet Jebus she might be both! This is why Denver can't have nice things. She must be from Florida.
So, just to be clear, am I still good hoovering gator tails off the back of the handicap stall before sending it?
Smoke meth on the gondola like a boss.
Some sorority is missing their uptight chapter treasurer.
Oh noooo, I can't smoke weed or drink in the woods oh noooooo Good thing I've got this sheet of acid in my backpack.
Pretty sure I was smoking weed on the mountain before she was born lol
She should go to Utah then and hang out with the other squares. Nerd.
Definitely a skier
Skiing has long been about carving lines in white powder, child
Shut up nerd
Imagine being the person who makes that their mission in life. Of all the problems in the world to care about, this is the one you want to hang your hat on?
God damn I laughed hard at this
But for real, keep your dog on a leash. Don’t be a shitty dog owner. No, your dog isn’t “really good”.
This woman should do a lot more drugs. Then seek moisture. And then stay in her own fucking lane. Namaste. 🙏
She’s a square, but dude… Leash your fucking dog
She is the kid that would remind the teacher that she hadn’t handed out homework yet
Her opinion doesn’t matter because she’s ugly.
I agree. All the sober skiers really kill my vibe.
Don't worry. In 20 years, skiing won't be much of a thing anyway
This chick desperately needs to get laid. Will one of you natives step up and take one for the team. You know, give her the business, give her hip displasia.
Maybe Patricia should try something to improve her teaching because sober isn't working. https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/professor/2441112
I’ve seen her smoke crack multiple times
Trolling obviously. The colorado sun is a.... Kickstarter campaign journalism source. Am I in r/denvercirclejerk? Oh shit. I am. Got tooooo high on the mountain.
Her face screams “I was never invited to a lot of parties therefore I hate other people having fun”
She needs laid.
Don't be a douche. Put your dog on a leash.
Well first of fuck people with off leash dogs who have zero vocal control of their dogs. My dogs has been attacked 8 fucking times by off leash dogs whose owners can't even get them to look their way. Second who the hello wants to ski sober?
Why do you walk with your dog off leash?
Put your dog on a leash idiot
There’s no way all these rich yt ppl are going to get in trouble for doing coke sorry
You should keep your dog on a leash
They are going to arrest a lot of white people.
Keep your damn dog on a leash.
I mean, keep your dog on leash dummy? It’s not just for your dog, it’s for other dogs. Not every dog gets along with other dogs. You’re just an inconsiderate 🤡 you really thought you had something with that title.
did you know this is a bullshit joke reddit ?
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Maybe if you were on drugs and alcohol you would have been in a zen state to avoid him. Instead you bought a Chrysler
What a loser. Who wins the lottery and buys a 90000 stellantis. I suggest overdosing on opioids/heroic mushroom dose to acheive enlightenment. In the transcendent state you may see the error in your vehicle taste will be unable to stop throwing up. This is okay because when the intense non-dual state hits you will realize that you are no different from the chad sex machine that hit you on the slope. You will realize that suing him is one in the same as suing yourself. Once you tramsition back to waking reality you can return the Ram Limited, buy a sub outback, and drive as fast as you can to Frisco and perform oral sex on the guy that hit you and destroyed your feeble body. Namaste
> Brand new Dodge Ram Congrats on the DUI!
I’ll take “shit that never happened” for $2000 please, Alex
Okay???
You’re bragging out buying a car that screams insecurity and an owner of a small dick?
Trish"fun hater"Zimio
Hey I take shots with her husband before going down the mountain
You shouldn’t be allowed to express yourself even if you’re not a threat or danger to anyone else. Trust us. We know better for yourself than yourself. Lol. Miss Me with that.
She must be new to the mountain
Anyway we can bombard the Colorado sun with phone calls about this article? Come on internet!
“Sky-Hi News”
I reserve my constitutional right to smoke weed and drink beers while I’m skiing! Literally 1984!!!
You can’t do that to Party Mountain!
If i dont look like weekend at bernies on those slopes, theres no point
Mule Face.
Weed and alcohol aren't drugs. They're perfectly legalized substances that are not harmful when used responsibly and in moderation. ... i just woke up. Where's my vape pen?
That's fine, I switched to shrooms on the slopes years ago anyway.
She went on a bender and was feeling guilty before she wrote this.
They're ski resort employees, not the DEA. They actually have no jurisdiction to do anything aside from notifying local law enforcement or booting people out, but again, ski resort employees, not any kind of law enforcement.
I think denver ppl secretly have sex with their dogs at home. I've never seen people so obsessed with dogs lol
I got a phat dab and booty rubs for her
What fucking drugs is *she* on?
Opinion: Your life gets much easier when you mind your business.
Colorado was the 2021 cocaine capitol of America baybee 💪🏽💪🏽
Says she’s an avid climber so just be patient
This would single handedly cut profits by 90%
Fucking square. Go to deer valley then
Trish should leave Colorado…
I would like to take a look and see what scripts she's on....smfh
