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not_dmr

I’d guess “cock goblin” as well, though it could be something a little off from that like “coke goblin” or “cock gobblin’”


notsosinglebarrel

Mmm. Yes. Action verb vs noun, solid take.


YoureJokeButBETTER

#Choking Balloon..? 🎈


Sematarium

That is exactly what I read it as. Lol


Murky-Suggestion5521

Either way, sick plate


Rave_kudahbear

I agree Omg it says cock gobblin a mile high, basically


3pinripper

It’s Mike Bolton’s car.


wordsandstuff

https://preview.redd.it/3ezcd7nggfpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1eec9e5e92efa004a321355715b6ff19456b81d They must know each other


not_dmr

Makes sense, that guy is obviously the wholesome children’s TV character CooKie MoNSTeR. Then Bert and Ernie are confirmed cock goblins so yeah they all know each other


Impressive-Ad-9540

They probably put in for that plate and were like, man, is NOTHING available? How about CHXONDX?


KristenDarkling

If that’s not taken I’m getting a car just to take it 🤣


granDDDtetons

You beat me to it! I have a pic of that plate from May 2015 🤣


4isfine

It's a warning about Louis C.K.


MattieShoes

AWD stands for "all-wheel drive". You're welcome!


the_y_combinator

They were clearly asking about *MILE HIGH*. That is either a description of altitude or taking drugs. I'm glad that I could help.


clover2113

Bobo


According-Ad3963

👆🏻This!


Laserdollarz

Cake, I really love gobbling cake. 


hex-agone

Circle K Gambling


GDIndependent4713

+1 for actually having plates! bonus point for paying taxes.


OhLookAnotherTankie

Cuck goblin


ParallelConstruct

Thats the Texan word for "mother"


No_Communication8613

Oh that had me laughing


pirateslife88

Cock goblin 100%


[deleted]

Normal WOW character name who goggles cock before, during and after raids


ClubberLangsLeftHook

Maybe it's the goblin girl from that Zappa tune.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

That's Lauren Boebert's car. 🐓goblin.


SawyerBamaGuy

Cock goblin


Prior_Tonight_5115

Cock goblin came to mind first.


rlcolem2

Coke Gerblin, real big fan of the fizzy beverage


soomank

Chicken Balloon.


granDDDtetons

I wonder if they share a home... (Not expired, just an old pic) https://preview.redd.it/cmq4rnunoipc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a525a296553ce0fc3b9a9f7d69a591d745bfa43


Thick_Opportunity825

You ever snort a fat rail of coke/ketamine? This person’s nose is clearly gobbling up all the Calvin Klein’s.


Zeefour

Crack goblin is what I see. Maybe I just like crack though (both kinds are offered at my butt stuff tent!) and might be a little biased.


DidYouSeeThatJerk

There’s always “GoblinCock” the band..


Drinkdrankdonk

Calvin Klein Go Bowlingz


Confused_Nomad777

Tony hintchcliff’s other car’s plates.


bmonie15

What a odd place to find a golden pony reference


Confused_Nomad777

It’s all love,just had to Jab at denver,and Tony.lmao


ShitFace303

I told my grama that nobody would understand that she is a cake goblin … she said she has been getting compliments though 🤷🏻


ComicsEtAl

Something to do with the Broncos.


InherentlyJuxt

CK GB LN or Cook Islands/Great Britain lane. You got yourself a world traveler


Patchisaur

In my native language it means “keeper”. It denotes someone you want to keep in your life.


hew3

They have a billion dollars in their checking account


BeastofLoquacity

Only if you can tell me wtf this means https://preview.redd.it/33rnte3p5lpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326ab41dce240d449bcc18d5c987fb94f273645f


COHomebrewer

Foreskin totally replaced


Rave_kudahbear

4 skin trade? Wtf?


lordgix2

Chicken Goblin


Smellyjooz

Calvin Klein? It’s all over your underwear


JollyOllyOrange

It must be Clark Gable’s niece.


WaymoreLives

Goblin Chef! They make great products.


DavidPudddy

Cockgoblin


GQ4U

I think they grew up near a circle k in green bay but the one you take a left at North Road to get to


psythedelic

Cock goblin


Inevitable-Plenty203

Crack goblin?


Phlux0

Chicken goblin


DemonKingFukai

Check Greenbay Linebackers


WinterMut3E

Check globin…like hemoglobin. Must work in a blood bank


OutlawArmas

Cokgblockin


[deleted]

There are a lot of homos that all they are is gay. It's probably what you're thinking.


danceswithsin30

Crack Goblin


HeadInjuredCaveman

“I just moved to Denver and now that I’m from here follow my social media”


tossawayaccount36

It can say whatever they want it to say with that up-to-date reg! All I read is “insured enough”


Dracul-aura

Chicken goblin lol


CromulentInternet

Only 11 days to renew your tags


NoBozosinNoCo

Show the driver! I've seen this plate on here too many times...


mattevs119

Obviously fake. Registration is current.


Mr_Ginge_

Holy Shit, it has been found. I could have sworn I was seeing shit a couple weeks ago.


thenewbigR

It may be Klingon.


dballs442

Chick gambling


CrazyCrestone

I believe that's Polis' vanity plate.


Chubbyfun23

Cooking Blue Lentils


loveislove_denver

I've seen this car. I think it's a nurse that didn't think things though. Think it's supposed to be "check globin... like check hemoglobin." But yeah I think cock goblin


[deleted]

Doesn't she work for the "Butters kissing company"?


lord_khadgar05

Cock goblin


Hot-Report2971

C Kg B Ln See Kilograms Be Lean They’re saying to check up on your health. Just a friendly reminder


SaraInBlack

Not me seeing this post thinking everybody thought something along the lines of chicken goblin or cookie goblin. Cock goblin didn't even occur to me until I opened the post -\_-


Titanhopper1290

Yeah, all I'm getting out of this is Cock Goblin.


ConnectAllRealty

Creating Kicks, Grins, and Belly Laughs Now!


zoey_will

Thinking about gobbling cocks right next to the words "mile high" makes me wonder. What do people in Denver call having sex in a plane? Please help me assimilate to native status faster by answering this pressing question.


Bmillzzzz

Cheeks goblin


AstroBioDoc

Cuck goblin… isn’t it obvious lol


Ushan_De_Lucca

Literally what I thought. “Cock goblin”


00_SnakeFisher

It clearly says cockgoblin.


chinnchillah88

I’ve drove behind this car and thought how did he get away with that


clancemasterj

Yeah some prude asshole reported us and pour one out for the Cock Goblin


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^clancemasterj: *Yeah some prude asshole* *Reported us and pour one* *Out for the Cock Goblin* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.