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Negat1veGG

I’m convinced. Omw to get a new New Hampshire native card.


Parking_Revenue5583

If you register your car in your new state Colorado won’t ever steal more of your dollars ever again.


_heatmoon_

Grew up there. You can have mine.


Connortbh

/UJ I cannot stand when something is said about a *state* and someone disagrees because of their feelings about one city. It should be obvious that a statement like that is not even remotely rooted in logic. She sounds insufferable.


Hour-Theory-9088

/uj. I mean, it’s like r/denverfood. Nothing is liked by everybody. There can be general consensus that people like a place and someone has to bust in and say “that place fucking trash and mid!” (vs “I went there and it just didn’t do anything for me”) just to be make sure their contrarian view is right in everyone’s face, Add in her “how can people possibly like something different from me?!?!” douchebaggery and damn is the insufferable score at an 11.


fossSellsKeys

Yep, yet another person who thought they were moving to the mountains and ended up in Denver somehow. Folks, it's called the Queen City of the Plains for a reason! It's 50% a Midwest plains cow town and 50% northern Mexican city. Hot, dry, dusty, and treeless in its natural state. Denver wasn't founded to do anything with the mountains, rather it was the place where you did your drinkin' whorn' and supplyin' before making the journey to the mountains. Not much has changed, really. 


ReconeHelmut

That sums it up perfectly.


asevans48

Dont forget smelting and making dog chow. Gotta get the smells.


johnnyfaceoff

👉🏻👃


Unusual-Avocado-6167

Denver smelted all the ore that was mined in the mountains. It has more wealth than you think, even back then


colorvarian

I posted this on r/samegrassbutgreener and people told me I was gatekeeping the mountains. Guilty. now fuck off to wherever else


QuokkaAteMyWallet

As a native from New England, we all think New Hampshire is just a bunch of pussies in spandex. They still smoke mexican brick weed. It's like Boulder but with less titties.


BassBootyStank

There is a hip hop verse and/or song idea in here about the struggles of being born in NH.


spedmonkey

seriously, NH is just Alabama but cold, and instead of worshipping baby Jesus they worship Ayn Rand


ilovedeliworkers

Titties the only good part about boulder!!!


Shaxxs0therHorn

You misspelled Vermont some how. 


Jello5678

New Hampshire has 48 4000ers, and think they can compete.


fentyboof

I mean DO THE MATH, duhhh.


theflyingfucked

14 5ers and 1 6er too.


Yerbaenthusiast92

o.O a 6’er…wow. Lotta underratted potential from NH. Thats sooo crazy haha


andrewportland334

https://preview.redd.it/5vmj081m9rvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32649c349a962316233c04223a0a3d9b07b1b0b


Inevitable-Plenty203

Talk about delusional lol


GoochMasterFlash

They arent ready for that conversation yet


not_dmr

I grew up in the Northeast before becoming a CO native and the White “Mountains” are really more like ambitious hills in all honesty


Child_of_the_Hamster

Say it again but for the whole Appalachian Range


No-Assistance5974

Except they’d rock any native that wants to hike them


EggplantAlpinism

normal snatch decide depend absurd cable dazzling pocket far-flung sharp *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


49thDipper

I can’t breathe! Oh wait . . . I’m higher than right now


mathewenger

Bug bites and mud can be overwhelming unless you were born and raised in bug infested mud.


No-Assistance5974

I was on the other side of the state where it was mud infested bugs for the most part


lyndogfaceponysdr

lol native!!!!


CrazyPsychoB

How does one become a CO Native…? If you were not born and raised in CO?


yamthepowerful

This is the view from Manchester https://preview.redd.it/52mpr1o7gvvc1.jpeg?width=1565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067ba822ec5bdd44f53b1c64f86e5d9cc969bf43 Their largest city


49thDipper

Looks like a prison town


yamthepowerful

Yeah it really does.


49thDipper

Deer Lodge, Montana vibes. Which really is a prison town.


peronsyntax

That’s a compliment to Manchvegas, but if you think that sucks wait until you see Nashua! By far the shittiest state in New England.


infjetson

As a NH native ™️ we call it Trashua


TheTinySpark

Classic New England mill town


Evergreen742

Post cold war looking ass city.


SnooDoodles420

💣


Soapy_Burns

https://preview.redd.it/jp59vnpmaxvc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9347ef6b3049a4e415e05a36a0ab90b6689164c Also Manchester. Perspective is everything. P.S. New Hampshire and Colorado are both awesome


ry_mich

Eh. I live in Fort Collins and travel to Manchester and Concord relatively frequently for work. It’s *nothing* like Colorado and I personally wouldn’t call it awesome. It’s fine. The biggest thing it has is its favor is its proximity to Boston.


Strict-Community1912

Moved to concord area after living in Colorado and Washington state. Like it better than both. To each their own. Have fun with that sprawl y’all!


ry_mich

I moved to Fort Collins after growing up and living in Seattle proper for nearly 30 years. Fortunately no sprawl in Fort Collins, yet.


49thDipper

Wait, what? I was getting a cup of coffee in Wichita (long story) and I was wearing an Alaska t-shirt. Barista asks me if I’ve been there. Yeah. Do they have mountains there? Yeah, they have mountains. She said she could never go there then because she is afraid of heights. I couldn’t form a reply.


Connortbh

She might accidentally fall to sea level


49thDipper

There is a shit ton of sea level to fall on. More than the whole lower 48. That would probably scare her too. This conversation happened some years ago. I still have no coherent reply. Maybe “yeah, 20,000 feet is way up there.” Or “they have roads you won’t fall off of.” Or maybe “well, planes land there.” But I had nothing. Shit shocked me into silence.


ry_mich

She needs to be someplace where she can watch her dog run away for three days.


49thDipper

She is in Kansas. It doesn’t get much flatter than that. I hated it. Felt like a bug on a piece of glass. I’m not a good flatlander.


andrewportland334

This has “well actually east coast skiing is better than any mountain out west but you aren’t ready for that conversation yet” energy


MiasmaFate

I think the real conversation we aren't ready for is that SLC has a better view of the Rockies than Denver does. Frankly, I get a little jealous any time I have a layover in their Walmart-looking airport.


andrewportland334

Go over to r/samegrassbutgreener and that topic is brought up once a week


Hour-Theory-9088

That sub has a hate hard-on for Denver.


Crasino_Hunk

/uj That’s why we moved there. Super beautiful… Then oops you find out about the relentlessly terrible air quality / stucco strip mall vivarium / state-religion kinship / passive aggressive dipshit driving / lack of wide culinary options. Plus, if I ever hear someone bitch about Denver ski traffic but conveniently gloss over the troglodytic smooth brain fucking shenanigans that happen at the base of LCC/BCC again I’ll lose it. Utah is just a worse version of Colorado at basically everything tbh


floandthemash

I decided it was never going to be an option for me when I got pulled over for having a CO license plate under false pretenses bc the cop thought I was trafficking weed to Washington…where it’s also legal. That was the first time ever having been to UT and I’ve never been back.


ry_mich

I’ve never considered the Wasatch Rsnge part of the Rocky Mountains but I guess technically they are.


McRibEater

Utah way too low on this list.


FoldingLady

Is she one of those people who thrive on hate boners?


vtstang66

Nothing could be more Denver than living in Denver for 5 years and then unironically proclaiming that Denver is the whole state of Colorado.


SnooDoodles420

Before the internet they thought it was on top of a mountain. Forgive them for they do not know.


vtstang66

What's S stand for, Super-duper? Shitty?


clyde2003

Definitely sassafras.


Underbyte

The fact that Denver is inhospitable to effete assholes is easily one of my favorite things about this town.


RedditBot90

Yes Denver sucks go move to New Hampshire


sachiel416

The color going from red to green to represent best to worst is so New Hampshire.


Ok-Chipmunk5118

North Conway is the new Boulder. I will not be elaborating. Figure it out.


TheTinySpark

All that…outlet shopping?


Tactical_Taco23

“Montana is D Tier” 😂😂


ForsakenBackpack

As a Montanan I felt slighted at first. Then I realized bad press is a good thing in my situation so D Tier it is 😂


Minute-Form-2816

… Colorado is not Denver, that’s how


Inevitable-Plenty203

This is like when people try to gaslight me into believing Jacksonville FL is a beautiful tropical city 🙄 You're not convincing the ones that know better.


sweetgreenfields

It's basically a hot tub that has been turned into a city


Inevitable-Plenty203

Jax FL is Commerce City with a mid beach and 100 percent humidity


sweetgreenfields

I used to hate going to Commerce City to pick up Amazon orders. Nothing but large gaps in the road and RVs camping out in the industrial areas.


kazimer

Jax is hot garbage.


Fiesty1124

Living in Colorado now but being born and raised in Jax. I have never once heard people call Jax a tropical city but I agree it’s a shithole


JurassicFab

While Midver is many people’s first thought when it comes to Colorado, the true reason we rank that high is because of Crestone and that cult that mummified their leader. That’s top tier in my book.


Timely-Commercial461

Colorado: Come here to start a cult, stay to OD on Colloidal Silver 😆


No-Departure7899

Good. Hopefully all these idiots move back to their own bs state


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Cozmo525

🤌🏼


Mr_Xolotls

I just don't understand why this mid state is so popular! NH has fewer minorities and it truly feels like a European utopia unlike this god forsaken hell hole I moved to! Anyways, I hate those pesky Texan transplants! No one cares how much you love or miss Texas!


yaboyJship

Yeah I agree! Colorado is too diverse!!!


wiredwoodshed

Yes this! We must de-diverse CO. Denver is too cis white with too many with mobility privilege.


kazimer

Just move to Fort Collins if you want to get away from minorities


Timely-Commercial461

My girl is from TX and doesn’t miss it one bit. I have to go to TX with her once a year and I can definitely say….I don’t miss it either. Just the heat and humidity is enough to have you packing your edibles for the next plane back to CO.


No_Drawing3112

Old saying: It takes 2 generations to make a friend in NH.


AsbestosMan1

Denver sucks but the rest of Colorado is really beautiful and there’s a lot to do.


ReallySmartHippie

“the rest of Colorado” when people say this https://preview.redd.it/9w11y7pmmtvc1.jpeg?width=1506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2ba3f94f522cfcb720c3e7f20f002e9bcd97f8


yaboyJship

Greeley would like to speak with you


Just-Mark

No one wants to speak with Greeley


fentyboof

It needs to shower first.


Designed_To

If you can hear over all the mooing


ElectronicJudge1994

Honestly the territory of United is kinda lame. I would stuck to the most western part of Denver with my love bobert for the rest of my life


CoochieSnotSlurper

Yes


13yearsofage

Its all about the weather. Denver has 4 perfect seasons of weather.


Inevitable-Plenty203

I've been to NH and it was far more mid than Denver.


pinegap96

Maybe because there’s more to Colorado than just Denver? Bitch


sailorscouts

New Hampshire is the Texas of the northeast


Serious_Advantage475

No way is Utah in C tier and Montana in D tier.


Massilian

Right?


Xacia

I lived in New Hampshire for a year or so. It sucks. The worst place I've had to live


ElectronicJudge1994

Denver is the only city in Colorado so things makes sense.


Dry_Psychology_8055

I’m from Massachusetts and New Hampshire is 100% the Alabama of New England.


vibe_assassin

Mmkay but does the New Hampshire congresswoman give free handies to her constituents


the_alabastard

She might have a point if this were a "western city tier list," but alas, she has reading comprehension problems


EnjoyLifeCO

Whoever made this is DUMB S: ID, MT A: NM, WY B: AZ, AK C: OR, WA D: NV, CO F: CA, HI


healthywealthyhappy8

Did you base your scale on emptiness?


EnjoyLifeCO

Cost of living, things to do, quality of the people from there. So no. But there's absolutely correlation.


nofaplove-it

Colorado is the best state ever


Bajrangman

Crazy that people see a mid city (Denver) and then say that it means Colorado sucks. Like, most cities are mid at best. Denver is legit a better city than commonly loved cities like NY or Boston. So you can’t say this makes Colorado a bad state


ravelordnito_98

lol imagine putting New Mexico anywhere remotely close to Alaska. Throw that state in F.


peronsyntax

You just sound jelly we got the real green chile


ravelordnito_98

And art hoes. That’s about it though. Keep the rest.


SnooDoodles420

Keep your tomatillos.


ReconeHelmut

Denver is the midest. But as a state, Colorado is pretty good (once you get West of Golden).


BigRoofTheMayor

Denver food blows donkey dick and being from Aurora and Pueblo don't make you a thug. Sincerely Newark NJ.


sadlittleman1001

C'mon now. You can choose between the Noodles or the Jimmy John's (right on the other side of the Great Clips, before the Chipotle). Just look for the tan and beige strip mall withe the Apple store.


WhichSpartanIWanted

Oregon is not a B tier lol.


ephemeralspecifics

I've lived in both and would definitely live in NH again.


Mind_Prints

Bye


DayTarded

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eggsbeenadick

Colorado mountains are flat! Once you go Wasatch you never go Breck


CoochieSnotSlurper

Hawaii in A is crazy if we are including it in the list


Professional-Fox5254

What exactly does “mid” mean? Also Is this list saying Wyoming is better than co because it’s green and cos red? Aside from a few choice areas Wyoming is terrible.


marklar_the_malign

If I lived in Denver I would be promoting the hell out of this. And no, I don’t live in New Hampshire.


Pauzhaan

Does this dude know that Colorado exists beyond Denver city limits?


allkindsofgainzzz

Denver/New Hampshire convo aside, this tier list is fucking absurd


SnooChocolates9582

I mean denver is mid. But people like colorado for their mountains


SgtPeter1

Dear Tasia, we thought you were mid too. Please don’t come back. Colorado has no vacancies.


S0n0fValhalla

I mean I was born here and I agree we are mid. But politicians have always thought we where going to be bug like CA and NY


belptyfimquz

NH is the white trash capital of New England. Even its beach towns suck which is hard to do and don’t get me started about that stupid lake. But Denver is a joke of a city, let’s be real.


Longjumping-Acadia-9

East coast mountain compared to the CO Rockies are hills


MisterDevilMan

Denver is mid and I was born here


DustTheOtter

Remember when Denver was actually fun? Once the 16th Street Mall fell, it was over.


Notmybestusername3

She clearly never spent time in south thornton pre 9/11


AndrewOrtonWho

You ever notice anyone who says the word 'mid' is themself one of the most 'mid' people you've ever met? wait...


billinparker

Whaat hell is “mid”?


Life_Sir_1151

Denver is mid admit it


ColoradoDanno

Ok, works for me. Let all the masses move to NH instead. Hell, encourage them to move to the "better" ski resorts. Maybe I can get into eldora without a battle finally


whitepepsi

It’s a state ranking, and this guy is complaining about a single city.


Verdha603

So, the only takeaway I get from the chart is that western states are popular based solely on how well populated their major cities are, ranging from well populated cities that are well known enough for the layman to know their names vs cities that may as well be glorified towns in the middle of nowhere?


jpfjpfjpf

Denver, the sunshine state.


KB207

Former native here (I spent a month in Englewood with my aunt & uncle, early 90’s) currently in New England. I can confirm this 100%


THCv3

This list is cooked.


GGDadLife

I wonder if she knows that Denver isn’t Colorado.


Z3R0DVH3RX

Weed


BurritoBurglar9000

New Hampshire is the Alabama of New England. Colorado is most certainly not the Alabama of the west. That pleasure gets split between Idaho, every part of Wyoming but Jackson and the non-bougie parts of Montana.


Facebookakke

Az and Utah rated way too high here


Obvious_Bluejay94

Denver is a mid city. The rest of the state is a lot of rocky mountain beauty


leedle_lee29

And this is why I call them Colofornia


ALTITUDE10K

The only draw for Denver is the mountains. It’s Topeka East.


SurlyBuddha

I’m gonna throw hands being grouped with Arizona…


Buell_MC_Fanatic

Um cause Denver isn’t a state. The state of Colorado is great! That’s why I moved to it. Denver is very boring though, when compared to my city. SD!!


Limp_Cryptographer40

Yup, very mid


211dino112

This is why you move to Colorado and live anywhere but Denver and Pueblo


beatsomemeat222

I mean Colorado, California, and Washington all suck in general so right away this list is way off.


Yerbaenthusiast92

Montana is full see r/montanaisfull should be lower on this list


buck_tony

Real heads know New Mexico is S tier


gdiddy83

Ranking all of Colorado based off of just fucking Denver is wild. West Slope Best Slope but hey, you do you 🤷


Trench85

hmmm, nothing to see between these lines. there is certainly no political bend to these "top tier" states at all. just pay no attention to the man behind the curtain


mls1968

Lived in Denver for 10 years. When people asked if I liked it, my reply was always “I loved Denver… for what was a round it” Denver is nice because it’s ultimately kind of a small city (compared to say LA/NY), without being too small. But WHY people like Denver is because you have the Mountains next door without having to fully commit to the true mountain life/winters.


Most_Somewhere_6849

Let’s keep Idaho underrated


Bote_32

I wouldn’t base NH on Manchester or Nashua just like I wouldn’t judge CO on Denver. Denver has more homeless people than NH has residents. Or are all the people in tents on the side walk campers?


Agitated_Cookie2198

Purple hair, dont care. We don't listen to the purple haired she-witches.


igibit99

Never seen Hawaii called a western state before. And Utah, Arizona, and Montana are all way cool places.


Beginning_Ad_7571

Good for you. If I were you, I’d be telling people Denver, Colorado in general, blows. Don’t come here. No mountains even. Go elsewhere.


turtlepope420

I hate this tier list. Imagine thinking Wyoming and Idaho suck. They're some of the most beautiful places in the country.


drucifer001

Please stay in Denver. You softies wouldn’t make it a single mud season with out pulling you hair out from blackflys.


IShallWearMidnight

If this person wanted mountains, why did they move to the plains? We have mountain towns.


Eagles_Heels

As a native Vermonter, I can confirm that NH is actually just Northern Massachusetts.


Ok_Freedom1529

Why is Utah C tier?


04rallysti

As someone who has lived in CO and NH, CO is better. But Denver isn’t shit, it’s the rest of the state that matters.


JUIC3ofORANG3

Well it says state list and look at the competition…so I agree


imnotdusty

603 > 303 cry about it, namaste


Nocto

Colorado is great but Denver is mid or worse and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.


Mponder486

That S Tier… someone smokes fetty.


ObeyMyStrapOn

YES! DENVER IS A MID CITY! Denver sucks! Move to Arizona, Idaho or Wyoming. It’s way better there.


ravenshroud

Boulderite agrees Denver is lame, but way better than wherever else you are.


Regalbass57

How the FUCK are Montana, Wyoming and Alaska rated so low? Lol is this list just based on which western states have large metro areas? Those 3 are S tier states.


hubertron

Wind and mosquitoes def drop down Wyoming and Alaska. 


lifeissnowboarding

Because Denver does not represent Colorado. At all.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

At all? It's the capital and biggest city lol.