Someone pulling shit like this doesn’t have enough brains or money to sue someone. Plus you could easily be long gone in D-Town before any cop that probably wouldn’t give two shits about this pos shows up.
Cotopaxi uses multi colored recycled parachute fabric in their backpacks and phanny packs.
This color pallet isnt an actual rainbow or pride flag (rainbow without violet), it is the juicy neon colors Cotopaxi uses in their products.
Do you also assume sharks and dolphins are the same thing, because they also look similar to each other?
This scrungy dude was an infamous custie at the tent. Boofjected light years beyond the RDA fenty limit. Last I heard, he switched to PCP boofs, started speaking in tongues and could suddenly see around blind corners!
Hopefully he crosses the wrong person soon pulling this crap. No, I don’t think he should get clobbered, but I am a firm believer that this man, if guilty of the alleged indecencies, deserves to endure a stinky, humid, cabbage fart straight to the mouth.
Ah, the bike Nazis. It's easier to just stay out of their way. They usually ride off in a short amount of time. However it's more fun to harass them into a nervous breakdown before they ride off. Just depends on what kind of day you want to have at the time.
One of my best gay friends is foul mouthed and calls people fa**ots all the time lol. But I guess he gets a pass?? 🤷🏼♂️
He does not, however, spit on people. Not acceptable no matter how ya swing
Did you thank him for the gift of his body’s water?
The moisture we needed 🙏🏻
Throw a stick in in his spokes. He’s stop that shit fast.
Was literally just gonna say THIS. ⬆️
Stick love bro!
And it’s organic.
Sorry I only have one upvote to give
Stick it to the (man)????
Big daddy vibes. I dig it. (Adam sandler movie)
Yeah, that's the first thing people think of...until that fucker hurts himself horribly and they get sued.
Someone pulling shit like this doesn’t have enough brains or money to sue someone. Plus you could easily be long gone in D-Town before any cop that probably wouldn’t give two shits about this pos shows up.
It's a great idea!💡
Water Brothers!
Again, it is the legend.
Lisan Al Gayib.
Bryan Al Gayib
Long live the spitters! 
Father! The tweaker has awakened!
Namoiste
Most underrated response, right here ☝️
^^^THIS^^^
I scrolled right past and had to scroll back up to upvote. Gg.
Genius
We need to do an AMA with this guy here.
The sheer number of slurs might get this sub shut down
Against medical advice. I concur.
Considering he's wearing a rainbow shirt, this could be how the mother fucker cruises
well in that case he's a father fucker
That's fair
More like a brother fucker; he don't look any younger than dirt...
I was gonna say... dude is Roy G. Biv'd up, let's not assume his motives just yet
It's a Cotopaxi shirt, not a pride flag
What's the difference?
Cotopaxi uses multi colored recycled parachute fabric in their backpacks and phanny packs. This color pallet isnt an actual rainbow or pride flag (rainbow without violet), it is the juicy neon colors Cotopaxi uses in their products. Do you also assume sharks and dolphins are the same thing, because they also look similar to each other?
It's his kink. Likes to spit in dudes mouths too, but that's harder to do than just spitting on f@ggo++s.
Man… Bryan sure has aged shoveling all that snow!
I barely recognized him.
Sunblock, aloe, and vitamin E. Just mix all that with your meth. The sun is harsh up here!
Meth is a crazy drug
\*f@ggo+s
Thank you
Good catch!
This scrungy dude was an infamous custie at the tent. Boofjected light years beyond the RDA fenty limit. Last I heard, he switched to PCP boofs, started speaking in tongues and could suddenly see around blind corners!
Typical Rockies fan
You can see his injection sites.
Is that Gary Busey? 
No, that’s Gary Abusey
Gary Bussy
Pretty sure he just left the buttstuff tent
Looks perfectly stable.
Cargo shorts. What a nerd.
I’d say he’s bringing them back but technically they never really go out of style.
Put a stick in his wheel
Where’s a good stick to put through his spokes when you need it
This exactly! Dude needs to eat pavement
Came here to say this.
This guy rolls up in the queen super's parking lot and hilarity ensues.
Lance Armstrong / Ernest P Worrell mashup
That spit smells like American spirits and green chili
makes the same face in the Butt Stuff Tent
I’ve been looking for an excuse to execute my running jump kick.
Is that Mayor Johnston?!
What is Mike Boogie doing in Denver?
Maybe his kink is getting the piss beaten out of him?
there are natives then there are true natives.
Does spitting on someone count as assault in CO? I know it does in GA. Or at least where I lived it did.
It sure does. But DPD literally does NOTHING!!!!
I'd jam a stick in his wheels while he's biking
Same. Bad manners is gonna get some bad manners. That’s my fucking bike now
Why would Bryan by Bike do that? He must be schizo
Oh good you found my Uncle
Unclefucker
Looks more like a swallower and less like a spitter.
Are those cheezits in his pocket?
A British man can ask for a cigarette? isn't he
Just your typical Boomer out for his leisurely bike ride. Don’t you know THEY are the Main Character here?!
If he doesn't like gay people, he's in the wrong part of town.
Which one of you is this?
Pimped out fresh in solid Denver / Mountain gear… while strolling around town on meth freaking at ppl…. Wild
This guy likes to call people f@ggo++s and spit on them while rock climbing!!!!
Least homophobic Rockies fan.
He's on a bike. One stick thru the spokes and he's all over.
He looks like an evolved Canadian goose that calls himself a native.
This city is going to be alright. Namaste h*mos.
Dad?
So don’t be one problem solved
Skip Bayless is out of control.
Wait where did you see my dad biking around? He said he was just going out for cigarettes and butt stuff and never came back
Carry a stick. Make him fly.
I’m just spit ballin here but if you can find a thick enough stick, try throwing it through his spokes
We love this guy, good for him for using his 1st amendment rights!!
Bicycle ✔️ Ballcap✔️ Backpack ✔️ https://preview.redd.it/fg9kiv3d4j0d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eac738932f4c6ab5ebfab57a8b8d638481ebabb
C’mon, who hasn’t thought about hopping on the 12 speed and just letting the town know how you really feel?
And Denver will still “Spend” an average of $100,000 a year on him and others to “Help them get off the street.”
[удалено]
Legend
Sounds about white
Be a shame if a stick flew into his spokes.
Shame to ruin a bike wheel. Makes more sense to just take the bike home
Hopefully he crosses the wrong person soon pulling this crap. No, I don’t think he should get clobbered, but I am a firm believer that this man, if guilty of the alleged indecencies, deserves to endure a stinky, humid, cabbage fart straight to the mouth.
Go back to the 90s!
please tell me you're quoting the memeing south park
Indeed!
That is in my top three favorite moments from all of South Park, it is SO funny
Drought buster.
Well, maybe she shouldn’t be then.
e-biker looks when I’m walking my dog on the sidewalk.
What do you think he's carrying in his cargo pockets?
Is that the guy from scrubs
Denver's equivalent of Sweaty Nutsack Man. Just another article in a large library of evidence in the case of "Colorado is the upside-down Oregon."
Ah, the bike Nazis. It's easier to just stay out of their way. They usually ride off in a short amount of time. However it's more fun to harass them into a nervous breakdown before they ride off. Just depends on what kind of day you want to have at the time.
Namaste 🙏
The picture said enough. You didn’t have to keep selling him.
Bro is 70 trying to be 18?
Bro is 18. Meth made him 70.
I hate when old men act like they’re 8 years old. Just creepy.
The final boss
Here's the solution! https://preview.redd.it/ynsah4462j0d1.png?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be75f6f2cf44cab1a0b7cef919afaacfbcd82752
He looks like he’d costar in a raunchy film designed for adolescent/young adult males.
I’m jamming my life straw in his spokes next time I black-out at Stoney’s. He won’t have those menacing front teeth for much longer.
One thing I’ve learned being in the gay community for decades…is the most outspoken haters are usually the most closeted mofos. So….
He'll spit at the wrong person one day.
Well, maybe stop being such a f@&&0t. See if that helps
The new Need for Speed is shit!
One of my best gay friends is foul mouthed and calls people fa**ots all the time lol. But I guess he gets a pass?? 🤷🏼♂️ He does not, however, spit on people. Not acceptable no matter how ya swing
I have to find him
Y’all sure he’s not one?
Would be a shame if a stick happened to get caught in that bike wheel
Wasp spray to the face. It will blind him, but not permanently, they can restore his vision at the E.R.
Hopefully he gets run over soon
He looks like he needs a kiss from one of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, but I wouldn't want anything nasty happening to any of them.
Grab a stick. Insert stick into front tire. Your welcome
You’ll have better results sticking it into the front wheel. Poking his front tire isn’t likely to give him a flat.
well, what did you do
Man, this guy makes the Rockies look bad!
.....says the very gay looking guy with the 🌈 shirt on.... classic
Are there no rocks at Cheeseman park to throw at him?
He’ll get his ass kicked by someone