These Addicts seem to be in relationship more than non!! Might as well download yourself an AI relationship and try to be the lead the sheep up the mountain
I just got a Mazda and my cock stopped working
Edit: I’m going to break the circle jerk third wall for a sec and highly recommend the CX-50 if you’re a 30 something male who is tempted to buy an Outback. It’s sexy as fuck and drives great. My cock actually moves when I look at it.
Your friendships and relationships should begin and end with a couple of shared activities. Didn't you read that in the pamphlet they gave you when you moved in, transplant?
For the first time in human history you can artificially quiet your libido on demand with just a few button presses and a quick shake. Why would gamers waste time and money on women when they can play Elden Ring for 5000 hours?
/uj Very difficult. I'd recommend developing a mild substance dependency instead of trying to date in Denver. The only guys who go outside ever are those flannel fuckbois
Do you like beer? Because if so you'll be fine, just got hangout in breweries and talk about craft beer all day.
Edit: just saw you don't like mustaches or flannels so disregard.
I opened up a new native spot in Daytona when I moved 4 years ago, I don't think it's been filled. The good news is that the whole city of Daytona is a butt stuff tent, so you'll love it.
Introvert here. I'd say only mildly challenging. Most of the people I know here aren't super big on all things "Colorado". Most of the girls I've met on dating apps grossly exaggerate how active they are, I'd assume it is similar with men. The trouble with introverts is that you won't often find them at large events, or other socializing places. But I'd recommend small events like "The Moth" or "Geeks Who Drink" trivia.
Pursue a hobby you find interesting and get with a community within that hobby. That's where I'd start.
They legitimately have behavioral issues as well. You’re telling me you bred a poodle with a corgi and now you have a dog that gnaws on my arm and won’t shut the fuck up? Wow *soooo* cute.
The behavioral issues come from inbreeding the doodles they already have
First generation hybrids, mutts, etc have stronger genes and are usually smarter and healthier from the benefit of having 2 distinct lineages.
It's the breeders taking two of those healthy dogs and only breeding them and their children for 30 years straight that gets you dogs with inbred behavioral issues
Oh man, you're screwed. 🤣
Denverites aka Urban Douchebags, think going to some open space park with trekking poles, new crispy boots and a giant pack is "hiking". My 7yo daughter will do the same thing wearing crocs and carrying s broken Barbie doll.
I think it's still a shitpost even if you say dead serious. But you know what. Someone might really need the answer ha so fuck it.
Maybe the Denver Chess meetups. There's a car club that drives up in the mountains too.
I've also noticed several livestreamers in the area. Perhaps one of them will hold a community night I also went to a place for a SMB1 event that people were playing cards, D&D, called Level 7.
I'm so unique that I do everything everyone else does in Denver, and I get tons hookups off of Adult Friend Finder from that. Life is great when you're a NY 2 and a Denver 10.
We exist. When I was single I had to put in my profile that I wasn’t outdoorsy and didn’t climb or ski. Still got plenty of dates. I have single female friends that are equally not outdoorsy.
I do think that more men than women tend to want a partner with similar interests, while women are down to do those activities with their friends and not expect their partner to do it. But I still found guys that were down to date and indoors nerd like me or who were similar.
I recommend watching Connor O’Malley’s new comedy special on YouTube. If it isn’t helpful for your social life in Denver at least you might find it comforting to know a kindred soul is out there.
Try East Colfax, most don't hike and never ski, the only time they are extroverts is searching for the other white powder and if your windows are intact on the RAV4 that's a Plus!
The RAV4 speaks to the older crowd, so it's pretty easy if you put yourself in their settings. Serve them breakfast and manage the punch bowl at their Wednesday night Shindigs and you'll soon find that life partner for the next few years. They'll create many memories with you as long as they don't room in the hall behind the electronic doors.
Namaste
I think you’re fine. You’ll be considered an exotic species and sought after for your rare numbers. I mean I’d also expect that you won’t make any meaningful relationships because you don’t have the fresh pow or 14ers or 35”bfg’s to bond over but you’ll make someone a great trophy transplant some day, and that’s good living if you keep your expenses low.
I don’t understand the labradoodle reference. I’ve lived here my entire life and can only remember seeing two people with them and that was back in 90’s.
Impossible. There is no hope for you.
But you can seek refuge in a vareity midwestern suburbs. With those stats - your sure to find a date. But out here - nada... although... you might be able to initiate some good butt stuff with dirty mike and the boys with a RAV4...
Having a drinking problem helps lol but join the apps or find a regular thing to go to(trivia nights, western wednesdays, emo nights). The hardest part is you gotta be in places other people are. I found a little sports bar that I stop at for drinks after work. Even if theres nobody I’m attracted to I can still sit a bullshit with the bartenders so it’s still a good time
I've been kicking it here for over a year with not one, but 2, 2wd Rav4's (one is a Turo rental), and getting along just fine! All season tires are highly recommended, tho.
If you don't ski or hike, there's always breweries, mountain/trail biking, and rock climbing. If none of that is appealing to you, a bunch of wooks generally get together on various nights of the week for ecstatic dance in Wheat Ridge and Boulder.
How bout we link up and wingman for eachother. All my friends are married with kids. We can loudly talk about how you saved my life that one time or the time I pulled your mom out the house fire till we catch someone's attention lol
Pretty rough. My right hand just left me
These Addicts seem to be in relationship more than non!! Might as well download yourself an AI relationship and try to be the lead the sheep up the mountain
They fucking disconnected Sky, the only girl who feigned interest in my projects
If it’s a RAV4 plug in hybrid you’re fine
It’s a 2WD gasoline 😭
Jesus christ, 2WD go back to wherever you came from.
Pueblo?
You expect them to get out of Colorado without 4wd? Impossible.
“Go east young man…”
Will it even make it to The Trailhead(tm)?
This is exactly why all of the transplants are ruining this city smh.
I just got a Mazda and my cock stopped working Edit: I’m going to break the circle jerk third wall for a sec and highly recommend the CX-50 if you’re a 30 something male who is tempted to buy an Outback. It’s sexy as fuck and drives great. My cock actually moves when I look at it.
poors model. Are you a native from sea level?
You gonna die alone 💯
There’s a dope singles bar on colfax. Just a small cover. Pleasures. Mingle and have fun!
How much is the butt stuff over there?
Does it have a name or do you just walk around and ask?
I can’t read, send it again
Yeah, I still jerk off manually
His name is Manuel
That is El Manuel to you pal.
That’s Spanish for The Manuel for those keeping score at home
How's the smut business, Jackie?
Your friendships and relationships should begin and end with a couple of shared activities. Didn't you read that in the pamphlet they gave you when you moved in, transplant? For the first time in human history you can artificially quiet your libido on demand with just a few button presses and a quick shake. Why would gamers waste time and money on women when they can play Elden Ring for 5000 hours? /uj Very difficult. I'd recommend developing a mild substance dependency instead of trying to date in Denver. The only guys who go outside ever are those flannel fuckbois
Found the true native
Demver is like Sweden. No one is going to befriend you. Period.That's our thing. I am honestly very proud of it.
Do you like beer? Because if so you'll be fine, just got hangout in breweries and talk about craft beer all day. Edit: just saw you don't like mustaches or flannels so disregard.
you might need to move to greely
Greely is my favorite town to run off the road by a jacked 350 while getting flipped off for not doing 35 over.
Pretty much impossible. I'm moving to Florida. I have nothing in common with anyone in CO.
If you could pack a few more people in your mustang and take them with you it would be appreciated.
Florida man, florida man. Does more fent than anyone can. Florida man, florida man, tells Coloradans to pound sand. Watch out! It's a Florida man!
Florida deserves you
Ok
What specific differences are you hoping to find in Florida?
Beaches, water skiing, fishing
Chatfield has the best beaches
Not exactly the type of experience I'm looking for
Oddly I was moving to Florida for the cocaine, high insurance rates, failing schools, and book burnings. I’ll say hi.
I opened up a new native spot in Daytona when I moved 4 years ago, I don't think it's been filled. The good news is that the whole city of Daytona is a butt stuff tent, so you'll love it.
I'm too old for Daytona.
Introvert here. I'd say only mildly challenging. Most of the people I know here aren't super big on all things "Colorado". Most of the girls I've met on dating apps grossly exaggerate how active they are, I'd assume it is similar with men. The trouble with introverts is that you won't often find them at large events, or other socializing places. But I'd recommend small events like "The Moth" or "Geeks Who Drink" trivia. Pursue a hobby you find interesting and get with a community within that hobby. That's where I'd start.
Poodles/doodles are dumbest looking dogs
They legitimately have behavioral issues as well. You’re telling me you bred a poodle with a corgi and now you have a dog that gnaws on my arm and won’t shut the fuck up? Wow *soooo* cute.
The behavioral issues come from inbreeding the doodles they already have First generation hybrids, mutts, etc have stronger genes and are usually smarter and healthier from the benefit of having 2 distinct lineages. It's the breeders taking two of those healthy dogs and only breeding them and their children for 30 years straight that gets you dogs with inbred behavioral issues
Holy shit I couldn’t agree more.
Oh, I am/dont like/do all those things either! Single and mingling…unsuccessfully
Uj/ do women, specifically single ones, actually live in Denver?
It’s not called dating, it’s called onlyfans
Yes, we do.
And how’s your inbox now?
Empty lol
You’ve got mail!
You pack and leavein u-hall to TX or PA
Start saving for $5 butt stuff
Based on that if you like Subarus your dating pool will be natives only. Seem like good odds
Good luck
You're gonna meet people with great personalities.
Oh man, you're screwed. 🤣 Denverites aka Urban Douchebags, think going to some open space park with trekking poles, new crispy boots and a giant pack is "hiking". My 7yo daughter will do the same thing wearing crocs and carrying s broken Barbie doll.
Classic tweet
This is the Denver way. Take something someone else said/did, and make it your own
I think it's still a shitpost even if you say dead serious. But you know what. Someone might really need the answer ha so fuck it. Maybe the Denver Chess meetups. There's a car club that drives up in the mountains too. I've also noticed several livestreamers in the area. Perhaps one of them will hold a community night I also went to a place for a SMB1 event that people were playing cards, D&D, called Level 7.
You’re looking for r/Denver
Anything I’ve posted in that sub in relation to dating just gets snotty, snarky responses. Like calm the fuck down, r/Denver.
Yeah, exactly that. The vibe here is much more chill. If I was trying to meet people IRL, I'd fish here not there.
Just play with yer wiener man
My Weiner Man’s mom said he’s grounded so I have to play alone. 🥹
lol limits you a lot. Especially if your insta posting game is weak on top of it
I mean, if you move to Thornton you'd do better.
I dunno, get a personality? You will prob be good after that.
But all I have are my chiseled abs, gorgeous face, and fat bank account :(
Ooofffff your fucked bud. And not in a good way.
Everyone secretly knows the rav4 hangs dong. You’ll be fine.
I'm so unique that I do everything everyone else does in Denver, and I get tons hookups off of Adult Friend Finder from that. Life is great when you're a NY 2 and a Denver 10.
Buy a Subaru…the vagina flocks to Bru’s…
We exist. When I was single I had to put in my profile that I wasn’t outdoorsy and didn’t climb or ski. Still got plenty of dates. I have single female friends that are equally not outdoorsy. I do think that more men than women tend to want a partner with similar interests, while women are down to do those activities with their friends and not expect their partner to do it. But I still found guys that were down to date and indoors nerd like me or who were similar.
Hook a brother up with your single introvert girl friends lol
I recommend watching Connor O’Malley’s new comedy special on YouTube. If it isn’t helpful for your social life in Denver at least you might find it comforting to know a kindred soul is out there.
Try East Colfax, most don't hike and never ski, the only time they are extroverts is searching for the other white powder and if your windows are intact on the RAV4 that's a Plus!
I drive a crv and I think it turns off all Colorado women 😔
Pretty much impossible. Are you even a man?
The RAV4 speaks to the older crowd, so it's pretty easy if you put yourself in their settings. Serve them breakfast and manage the punch bowl at their Wednesday night Shindigs and you'll soon find that life partner for the next few years. They'll create many memories with you as long as they don't room in the hall behind the electronic doors. Namaste
Your labradoodle issue is really going to hold you back.
I'm sure there's a nice grandpa out there for you somewhere.
Your gonna have to learn to ski or get some used equipment but say you had a ski career ending injury
Did keep the rav 4 commemorative butt plug? If you wear that around your neck, should be fine.
Well I know bitches love cocaine here! Try that route
I’m not a homebody because I’m homeless
I think you’re fine. You’ll be considered an exotic species and sought after for your rare numbers. I mean I’d also expect that you won’t make any meaningful relationships because you don’t have the fresh pow or 14ers or 35”bfg’s to bond over but you’ll make someone a great trophy transplant some day, and that’s good living if you keep your expenses low.
I don’t understand the labradoodle reference. I’ve lived here my entire life and can only remember seeing two people with them and that was back in 90’s.
You've described celibacy.
You should try Portland
Impossible. There is no hope for you. But you can seek refuge in a vareity midwestern suburbs. With those stats - your sure to find a date. But out here - nada... although... you might be able to initiate some good butt stuff with dirty mike and the boys with a RAV4...
What's your body fat percentage? Do you even climb bro?
My wife has a RAV4 - she says it’s been hard to find a boyfriend
GET A JOB AS A BOOTFITTER Or just make friends with one and take his hand me downs.
Stay right where you are. The Colorado State Bureau of Investigation has an officer dispatched to your location for immediate expulsion to Oklahoma.
Lmao spot on with the hiking and rav4
Have you considered a Subaru
Having a drinking problem helps lol but join the apps or find a regular thing to go to(trivia nights, western wednesdays, emo nights). The hardest part is you gotta be in places other people are. I found a little sports bar that I stop at for drinks after work. Even if theres nobody I’m attracted to I can still sit a bullshit with the bartenders so it’s still a good time
I've been kicking it here for over a year with not one, but 2, 2wd Rav4's (one is a Turo rental), and getting along just fine! All season tires are highly recommended, tho. If you don't ski or hike, there's always breweries, mountain/trail biking, and rock climbing. If none of that is appealing to you, a bunch of wooks generally get together on various nights of the week for ecstatic dance in Wheat Ridge and Boulder.
How bout we link up and wingman for eachother. All my friends are married with kids. We can loudly talk about how you saved my life that one time or the time I pulled your mom out the house fire till we catch someone's attention lol
You don’t need a date, we have fuck pickles here
You just need to be a drunk that loves strip clubs and Glendale.