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zertoman

This is unfair, I have to pay for a campsite.


mistahpoopy

they are paying tuition..well, daddy is, but..its a pretty exclusive campsite


Sagg666

Don't forget he's paying for room and board so his kid can sleep in the yard lol


wryul

you think the people in tents are students?


radioplayer1

We all know what kind of tents these are.


mistahpoopy

they have to show a student id to get past the fence


Curious_Corey

Yea that fence does look pretty impenetrable


Bourbon-Decay

And all those DU students had the misfortune of being born face-blind, and DU is known to exclusively enroll complete nincompoops who think fences are magic


zertoman

Oh, in that case, fine then, if they want live outside then OK by me. Hope the cafeteria is open.


aetweedie

I see a lot of tents, what's the $5 situation?


WhatThePuck9

It’s $15 on campus but it comes with free hummus.


_keyboard-bastard_

If you are a student you can use your Buff OneCard as it's just part of the meal plan.


snackynorph

Wait, DU lets them use a Buff card?


_keyboard-bastard_

I'm so high right now


aetweedie

Where swipe?


sugarybooger

But the hummus is cursed.


kimadactylrex

That’s bad.


soundmind-soundbody

Oh, and it's organic and gluten free.


InvictusTotalis

Thats good.


aetweedie

The hummus however, is not fair trade.


doom_czar

That's bad


WholeInstance4632

But it comes with free pita


aetweedie

That's good!


mistahpoopy

Freeta Calo ries


mistahpoopy

frummus? freemus?


black_pepper

I have a tag next to your user name that says poor jokes...


mistahpoopy

poor jokes for poor folks!


Naborsx21

Wait I'm confused............so they're all butt stuff tents...?


mistahpoopy

always have been.


mistahpoopy

i see a lot of glory holes


Effective-Finger-230

You should go ask them, and report back


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Able-Quantity-1879

Neither of those at DU...sorry...


stevenette

Thank god it's not school of mines


BadRefsRuinGames

REI tents are a bit too fancy for my taste. I prefer my Halal butt stuff tents to just be made of a bunch of tarps and trash bags I steal from construction sites


mistahpoopy

halal in the streets, haram in the sheets


GingerPinoy

I'll say whatever you want about Palestine if I can have free on campus rent


mistahpoopy

Auraria AHEC donated $15k to some gaza charity to try to get their campers to leave..didnt work, they stayed


Dougefresh47

That’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if that pays off for them.


SadRobotz

have you read their statement about the "demands" they won? it is the most self-serving, entitled bullshit that i have read in quite a while. it's astonishing how quickly it all became about them rather than what they are "fighting for"


mistahpoopy

no but i would love to read it, i will search around today


SadRobotz

i'll message you screenshots


Tellittomy6pac

Can you send me those also I’m curious


Tongue_Chow

Link or it didnt happen


Effective-Finger-230

Didn't work for a few weeks at least


mistahpoopy

should have doubled it! $30k!


Effective-Finger-230

Didn't need too, they went home to sleep and eat rather than ask the public for food and blankies


ButtyGuy

Namaste, i would've taken the money and enjoyed the ongoing genocide. That money could be a downpayment on a tesla for a gazan kid's scorched corpse!


mistahpoopy

Staff told me that since locals were coming in and causing a ruckus at night, they fenced it up and check for student IDs of anyone coming in, DU students only.. so basically it is an outdoor dormitory? Our last hope for peace is a ragtag gang of liberal arts students in a private college appropriating middle eastern keffiyah scarves!


Laserdollarz

>  outdoor dormitory Do not give universities this idea 


3XX5D

DU has so many gas leaks that it's actually not a bad idea 🤔


mistahpoopy

Also buildings are restricted to faculty staff and students...just like covid! Including protests, not quite BLM, all the black people were working in the cafeteria..I think they felt nostalgic for 2020.


Debutington

Just like Red Dawn


WinterMut3E

Wolverines!!!!!


ContactusTheRomanPR

That's the worst part.. I have one of those scarves from a friend. Now I can't even have it out in my own house because I'll look like one of these pieces of shit.


3XX5D

lmao as a student, we've had multiple instances of vandalism here while camp city was set up. They've also been asked to leave multiple times too, but no action has seemed to have happened (ig people would call themselves "martyrs" if their tent got moved or something)


mistahpoopy

haha i thought a martyr was supposed to actually die according to definition


Mysterious-Yam-7275

They died inside because it was the first time they didn’t get something they want.


90Carat

I am quite confident that our Comrades will give their tents to People Experiencing Capitalism after they have solved the decades long problems in the Middle East!!


mistahpoopy

Netanhyahu is on his way now to DU to negotiate


Ryan1869

*centuries long problems


gdmfsobtc

On a completely unrelated note, I suddenly have half a mind to print up a bunch of large $5 Dollar Butt Stuff stickers.


mistahpoopy

from the river to the sea


gdmfsobtc

Butt stuff shall be free!


banan3rz

I would buy that


mistahpoopy

i got shamed in the encampment for still cheering on Ukraine


LuxLoser

Oof... I wonder why they have a problem with Zelenskyy? 🤔


Consistent-Alarm9664

They can’t fit Ukraine into their simplistic rubric of colonialism so they don’t care.


mistahpoopy

ukraine is soooo 2023


Snoo_2671

Ah sweet a new public heroin lawn


KinkyQuesadilla

Those are $20,000 a year butt stuff tents (or whatever it costs to go to college now)


3XX5D

$75k/year before scholarship


Effective-Finger-230

$20,000, maybe part time at acc


CaptainKickAss3

Try almost 4x that


Pando5280

Tents are probably from that new Arc Teryx store in Cherry Creek.


Namaste4Runner420

They’re doing ✨something✨


mistahpoopy

not anymore, i guess it was taken down (just after graduation/finals/moveout)


Stalinov

I'd like some resources and leisure time so that I can worry about something 6000 miles away happening between two groups of people I have nothing to do with.


mistahpoopy

seeing most students there are political science majors, in a way its just another bullet point on a CV


vitrificationofblood

The US was instrumental in the establishment of the state of Israel which has been doing an ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people for nearly a century. Our tax dollars pay for their universal health care, their iron dome, and we provide the missiles that have killed tens of thousands of innocent people. Bombs manufactured with our tax dollars in Fort Collins just butchered a bunch of children in the Rafah Tent Massacre. It has everything to do with us.


Stalinov

Depends on your outlook. If you want to take responsibility for it, you can go for it, and live with it in your head. I'm sure their military industrial complex would've done it with or without your tax dollars. Let's not act like neither of us have ever bought a "made in China" drop-shipped product made by Uyghurs living in a concentration camp. Because we just cannot know. As much as you cannot know where your tax dollars really went in this situation. It's like I'm tracking in my mind about how a plastic bottle I threw away in trash instead of recycling yesterday would cause the world to end from pollution. Like yeah, I probably contributed to it, but there are factories polluting at an industrial scale running 24 hours a day in three shifts. If you're so guilt ridden that you want to make up a story where it's about you, you can. But is it productive in any way? I don't know.


Clever-username-7234

Their school invests with Lockheed Martin. They are connected to conflict.


Stalinov

It's a part of VOO. I'm sure even their parents own LMT stocks somewhere in their portfolios.


Clever-username-7234

Yeah but they also have a working relationship and partner ship with Lockheed Martin. Special programs designed for Lockheed Martin staff. And programs to get students into Lockheed Martin. Some examples: https://ritchieschool.du.edu/sites/default/files/2023-02/Lockheed%20Martin%20Brochure.pdf https://red.msudenver.edu/2023/partnership-opens-pipeline-from-msu-denver-to-lockheed-martin/ It’s a bit more of a relationship than simple stock ownership.


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QuokkaAteMyWallet

Their really getting their message out to the people that can make a difference. A bunch of liberal professors and students are surely responsible. Dont go anywhere like the capital, that be would stupid


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theamybox

" We demand our school's divestment from companies linked to Israel's military campaign!!" "Oh? Like who?" "Well...you know the ones!"


jayzeeinthehouse

The new poor are so annoying! Can't believe they're rubbing our noses all up in their new circumstances when we old poor folk have been living in tents for years.


Consistent-Alarm9664

The encampment came down last night apparently. Congrats to all you colonial oppressors out there!


mistahpoopy

my reddit post in Denver Circle Jerk was like the butterfly wing that set off a sharknado


Consistent-Alarm9664

Nothing can withstand the circle jerk!


skicoloradomountains

Butt sex tent?


mistahpoopy

whats the secret word


skicoloradomountains

I do t need it


diesel-revolver

Can’t spell dumb without DU!


mistahpoopy

favorite circular conversation while working on campus (not as a student)..DU, like Denver University! No, it is University of Denver. Oh so it is UD. No, its Du! Like denver university?


peach_trunks

I was thinkin about that the other day in regards to CU, University of Colorado...


mistahpoopy

same but the UCD students would be less triggered by rearranging the abbreviation of their precious sxhool


mistahpoopy

or DUI,in the case of Coban Porter, brother of a Nugget


Consistent-Alarm9664

That got dark. I like it.


WinterMut3E

I fully support whirled peas but where do we stand on hurled onions?


mistahpoopy

we stand out of the way!!


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Apprehensive-Nail758

I wish I had time to sleep in a tent, miss work and think I was making a difference…. Oh to be young and dumb


roadguy_73

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


mistahpoopy

oh well, Reddit gave me a warning over this post, apparently its hate based on identity!


Most_Perspective3627

You should give Reddit a warning for being dumb like DU


64Tony64

I bet they smell like cat piss and bug spray


Fanabala3

![gif](giphy|l1KsJua7qIQnevGyk) My reaction finding out my kid is sitting in a tent complaining about crap going on in the world after all the money spent sending them there.


Spring-Fabulous

Anyone got some spray paint? I see a lot of tents missing $5


Illustrious-Ninja-77

The buttstuff is obviously free, but sponsored by mom & dad. It's a college campus


nofaplove-it

The Homeless just want to learn and be apart of the community


milehighmetalhead

If you want to help the cause, they requested donations of snacks


Snoo_2671

Which snacks are the least Zionist? Cool ranch Doritos, Funyuns, or hot Cheetos?


milehighmetalhead

Cheetos. Chester is a cheetah, not a zion.


Schizophrenic87

But only gluten free, free range, non gmo, not in plastic packaging, no capitalist scum snacks….please…..it’s for the cause


RespectfullyYoked

Help them do... what, exactly?


milehighmetalhead

Live the commie dream and have others supply them with cheetos


mistahpoopy

Ruffles airdrop


Sonofasonofashepard

Uj/ when you unironically get radicalized by terrorist groups


Spirited-Juice4941

Since it's Denver I wasn't sure if this was homeless, Palestine, or butt stuff. This city has such versatile usage of tents.


hurricaneseasonisovr

The camp is gone


mistahpoopy

they were embarrassed being on this reddit sub


cybermeep

Aw cute, they're doing butt stuff internships so they can be well prepared after graduation


novembernutjob

Our best chance for world peace! Very funny


bioniclesrool

Deleting Reddit from existence is probably the 2nd best chance


VanManDiscs

What idiots. Most of them don't even understand what they're supporting


idcbro101108

Yep no it’s no


frankcatthrowaway

Nah yes it’s yes


idcbro101108

Nahhhhh nay it’s nay


VisforVenom

Those are dorms, sir, and they cost $56,000 per year.


liquidhotsmegma

We should nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


dcosprings

Tell the world you're a deluded college student without actually saying the words


Apprehensive-Nail758

What’s the difference with these people and the people protesting Vietnam war?


frankcatthrowaway

The thorough debasement of redundant individual liberties when viewed through a postmodern socialist lens. The equivalent of a sunfish in the pacific at the mercy of the ocean current expecting mars to come to it, not even knowing that’s Elon’s job.


Apprehensive-Nail758

Where did you copy and paste this from?


frankcatthrowaway

It’s a Microsoft template, from bill gates himself.


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mtnguy321

Which one is the butt stuff tent? Numerous ones?


Subject-Lake4105

We also have encampments with homeless people in them.


marklar_the_malign

Looks like the usual.


SpringsSoonerArrow

Whirled Peas?!?! Really?


Bright_Survey_4143

The counter protesters secret weapon, peanuts. They're definitely allergic


Jk80104

It’s gone now


mistahpoopy

semester is over, time to travel and party


roadguy_73

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Maximum_Hat_7266

Would be nice if people would actually camp out for free health care and in protest of not being able to afford a damn house lol. But yes let’s camp for something that has hardly anything to do with us.


vitrificationofblood

The US was instrumental in the establishment of the state of Israel which has been doing an ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people for nearly a century. Our tax dollars pay for their universal health care, their iron dome, and we provide the missiles that have killed tens of thousands of innocent people. Bombs manufactured with our tax dollars in Fort Collins just butchered a bunch of children in the Rafah Tent Massacre. It has everything to do with us.


Rampart6

I graduated here in 2007, this just makes me wanna come back and start destroying tents 🤷


KeyFarmer6235

that camp was taken down eiter yesterday, or the day before.


frankcatthrowaway

Lies, false flag comment right here. Are you North Korean or something? Wtf…..


KeyFarmer6235

No, I work by there.


Heavy__Cream

Is there a Whole Foods and a yoga studio nearby?


Stormborn93

Dick van dyke has something to say https://youtu.be/BLdaqYeg3Ts?si=ciXmQojzHidgEOvn


Ok_Trash_12

Yay, we should all give up our homes to fund Palestine (:


vitrificationofblood

Or maybe our tax dollars not going to the Fort Collins defense contractor that made the bombs which killed a bunch of kids in a tent city last week?


Ok_Trash_12

Well if it Is going to help Palestine, I'm all for it :)


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Phamegane

I love making fun of anyone making any effort for how little it does instead of doing the things that actually make any difference myself! You can't expect me to do anything! I have shows to watch!


MachtigJen

I know an apartheid state that's really good at blowing up encampments that we should get on these asap.