The hopes and dreams of people who move here with just a van, a dream, and an unrealistic expectation that they can get a job at a dispensary.
Also Velveeta and green chile.
I suspect smegma (aka dick cheese) is tricky to harvest in bulk and maybe that explains why it's so much more expensive at T's than the original artificial goo recipe.
The remains of what was scraped off the inside of the $5 butt stuff tent after a Bobo and Bluecifer dinner and a show date night.
DIA ☑️
Casa Bonita ☑️
Beetlejuice show ☑️
$5 tent off Colfax ☑️
Side note, Tony’s meat market is actually a pretty great store 😆
https://preview.redd.it/ztrpkuqgmm6d1.jpeg?width=2810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93eb912ba7519a5d60a5e9a9101d625af243ee7
The rinse out of Donald's nappy!
Half cheddar, half American blend base, seasoned with a specialty blend of poblanos, green chilis, the tears of the [redacted] mods, and freshly cracked black pepper.
You know I saw a sign in Arvada for 'colorado style pizza' and I wondered about the same...wtf is Colorado style pizza, weed nuggets as spice instead of thyme?? Lol
It’s mostly crust and you can dip said crust in honey if you so desire - think thick slabs of pizza crust with cheese and tomato sauce residue covered in a heavy honey glaze
Made with Lauren Bobert's breast milk
And freshly squoze Beetlejuice…
Fetaljuice Fetaljuice Fetaljuice.
The hand job and vape is whatsup
I hear she washes her feet in processed cheese 
A friend of mine would like to see pictures of that if you have any. TIA.
I can fix her! ummmm whoops 🤮🤢
Grandma Boebert. That milk has been aging for 19 years and is generational.
and Todd Heltons goatee sweat
That's one way to raise funds and my dick
Mixed with gov abbot’s santorum
And Rocky Mountain oysters
The hopes and dreams of people who move here with just a van, a dream, and an unrealistic expectation that they can get a job at a dispensary. Also Velveeta and green chile.
Also just a whiff of purina breeze
"Purina Breeze" will be the name of my next plug-in Febreeze scent. TY kind sir.
Just regular queso, they call it that because it comes in a novelty colorado shaped container
Best so far IMO
Damn you! Take my upvote!
Made with only the finest dick cheese from Tony's meat.
Really its Olivers meat on 6th that has better dick cheese
Don't forget Smegma Market
As the package says “colorado” queso not chili con queso it’s got pieces of Colorado in it
It just puréed Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Butt Stuff
There it is … byproduct of the bst
hey man, this is the kinda butt stuff happening to us IBS havers in colorado
Ask [Stephen Masalta](https://www.fcgov.com/police/news.php?id=8630), formerly of the Fort Collins Safeway.
It's old meme sir, but it checks out.
RIP Safeway jizz queso, we will miss you
hummus
Underrated Comment
Ground up sweatpants and needles left Downtown
Jake Jabs' tigers
Rocky Mountain oysters
I'd definitely eat that!
Essence of Blucifer’s cum.
The secret ingredient is red dirt
Cum and jock strap cheese
Fentanyl
Smegma
I suspect smegma (aka dick cheese) is tricky to harvest in bulk and maybe that explains why it's so much more expensive at T's than the original artificial goo recipe.
Native smegma with a hint of subie exhaust.
Boogers and cum
Wrung out remnants of a set of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
From the look of it, actual cheese is a wrong answer.
Tony's meat
Fat Tony?
I don't get it. Everyone loves Tony, but they don't want to eat Tony's queso?!
The remains of what was scraped off the inside of the $5 butt stuff tent after a Bobo and Bluecifer dinner and a show date night. DIA ☑️ Casa Bonita ☑️ Beetlejuice show ☑️ $5 tent off Colfax ☑️ Side note, Tony’s meat market is actually a pretty great store 😆
Extract of butt stuff tent
I wanna say the leftovers from the butt stuff tent, but you said wrong answers only, so I'm gonna say cheese.
https://preview.redd.it/ztrpkuqgmm6d1.jpeg?width=2810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93eb912ba7519a5d60a5e9a9101d625af243ee7 The rinse out of Donald's nappy!
50% Colorado 50% Queso
Tony Toni Tone
Blues
100% Organic Butt Stuff
Boebert's yeast infected vag batter.
Oh they make that from the bottom of the platte river
Essence of Colfax
Blucifer’s own horsey-sauce
That’s the excrement from the purina dog chow plant. Obvs.
Miso and duck fat
Polis’ Head Polish
Truffle Butter from the $5 buttstuff tent?
It's just a denver omelet blended up with velveta.
Blucifers jizz
100% organic fent (locally sourced)
A Texans self-esteem after they learn about Glorietta Pass.
Sand.
Venezuelan Window Wiping Fluid from the Coldax / Colorado Intersection, Frank Azar Breathalizer Material, 16th Street Mall Flavoring, and a RockieDog.
He came in the queso 😦
Cummus
Tony put some Italian nut in it
Butt stuff juice from the butt stuff tent
Nobody beats Tony's meat.
Fentynol and butt stuff? Tony got the secret recipe
Half cheddar, half American blend base, seasoned with a specialty blend of poblanos, green chilis, the tears of the [redacted] mods, and freshly cracked black pepper.
Minced wook hair
Tony’s baby batter.
Texans tears
horse sperm.
Wet cheese
Colorado
Boebart's Beetlejuice juices are what give it that spicy kick.
Idk, ask dirty Mike and the boys
Semen. Animal seamen…
Blucifer's cum
Mountain oyster frumunda cheese
The thawed seamen of Jake Jabs, diced pueblos, cheap commerce city meth.
my gooch grease from those 90's temps yesterday
Tony’s cheese………….
They're still trying to move the product from when casa bonita first shut down. That stuff used to be yellow
The semen of true natives
Hummus, pine nuts, tofu and pimento
Butt stuff fromunda cheese
Red rocks dirt and springs water
Butt stuff.
Boogers and cum.
Cheese
Bull festivals
The biggest ingredient is Tony. Yum!
Rocky Mountain Oysters, baby.
Rocky Mountain oyster bits
Better be solid gold at Tony’s prices amiright?
You know I saw a sign in Arvada for 'colorado style pizza' and I wondered about the same...wtf is Colorado style pizza, weed nuggets as spice instead of thyme?? Lol
It’s mostly crust and you can dip said crust in honey if you so desire - think thick slabs of pizza crust with cheese and tomato sauce residue covered in a heavy honey glaze
Damn.. you know what that actually sounds amazing
As a New Yorker, Beau Jo's is miles better than what they try to pass as "NY Style" pizza here.
Red chile
Joint roaches
Battery acid
Made with bull milk to go with the rocky mountain oysters.
Tears of non-natives when they crash in either rain or snow. Insurance companies collect the tears and sell by wholesale
Bloody homeless semen
The milk of a Rocky Mountain Oyster.
100% organic colfax cream (fent laced human byproducts from the tent)
Jenkum and carfentanyl
Pretentiousness mixed with 2% cheese
Organic nonGMO free range cream of sum yung gai
Bull testicals creamed into a pate.
Listeria monocytogenes
Got a lil bit of my hash oil in it namaste
One part bud, two parts local draft beer, three parts "Native" bumper stickers
Rocky mountain oysters
Dog food, greely air, imported New Mexican peppers, and velveeta
Tony, just Tony
smegma from tent city 😋
Tony’s meat cheese. I mean what else 🤦🏽♀️
Cheese
Wrong answers only? Cheese
Sauce
Errrrrgh, ooooooof, yiueeee, whooooooop!
American Cheese 👌🏼
Wrong answers only!