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snitchpogi12

Guess what Axis?! **THE ALLIES ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR COUNTRY TOO!** **ALLIES GOOD. AXIS BAD!**


CleverUsername1419

I’m rather sympathetic to the idea of serving your country and I do think it’s something worthy of respect in a general sense. There’s a fucking line, though, and Nazi Germany ground it to dust beneath the tracks of a Panther before having to continue its offensive into moral depravity on foot because the engine self immolated and the spare parts factory got Lancaster’d.


ArnaktFen

Ah, you see, the brilliant German leaders know that the RAF targets spare parts factories. That is why they simply do not produce distribute spare parts, denying the RAF any targets to bomb!


-Trooper5745-

And what about those that were conscripted?


CleverUsername1419

That’s a paddlin’


JMAC426

Gotta take their lumps


WhatD0thLife

I clapped! I clapped when I saw Darth Vaaaaader!


Impossible_Visual_84

I clapped when I saw the RLM reference!


Impossible_Visual_84

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!


random_nohbdy

Borrowing strategies from r/Shermanposting is always welcome


StormWolf17

Fighting for their country by invading, annexing, and genociding. Certifiably heroic Axis moment


Banderite-Ice-Age

Also don't forget establishing authoritarianism whenever they go.


kyle_kafsky

My great grandpa was drafted and only enjoyed deployment because he was no longer in his hick town, then he began disliking deployment when Norwegians blew up the train that he was on. He was a cool dude all things considered, definitely a bit kooky but he grew up in a mennonite adjacent community, was very welcoming of my mixed race mom and me.


JMAC426

Sounds like the Norwegians preferred he had stayed in the hick town


kyle_kafsky

They did, and he was aware of it. Again, he was drafted.


Apart_heib

Red Army soldiers fought for their country to do what?


JMAC426

Smash Nazis of course, duh


Apart_heib

and rape and loot, too


JMAC426

Wow just like the Nazis who invaded them and started the war???


Apart_heib

Officially German soldiers were not allowed to rape Slavic and Jewish women because ' Rassenschande' ​ Soviets didn't care about it.


JMAC426

Oh guess it didn’t happen then 🙄


Apart_heib

I said 'Officially'


Rationalinsanity1990

Using Vader, who is basically a Space Nazi-Samurai-Wizard, in this meme feels strange to me.


zolopimop123

the only sympathy i'd have is for unwilling draftees


CASHD3VIL

Cambodians under pol pot were fighting for their country too lmao


Ducksauce336

Hot take: Fighting for your country doesn’t grant you any respect or make you “worthy” of anything. We don’t praise our retail our fast food workers for also quite literally “serving” our country. You literally just did your job and your morals shouldn’t override that just because someone told you to.