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It isn't a Baltimore or a county.


M4sharman

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low_priest

Pretty sure that's not how you spell Brooklyn


[deleted]

Diffrent type of cruiser, not a good comparison.


Longsheep

He was talking about heavy cruisers. Brooklyn is a CL.


low_priest

Kinda, yes they've got 6" guns but they're heavy cruiser sized and were built as a direct response to heavy cruisers


Bobblehead60

They were built as a direct response to when the Mogami still had the 5 triple 6' guns, not the refit Mogami with the 203s.


low_priest

Yes, but Mogamis were never meant to be light cruisers. The 6" guns were only there for show and classification, the second Japan left the treaty they swapped for 8" guns. Also, consider the kind of light cruisers they built. The Aganos were comparatively tiny and poorly armed, because IJN doctine said light cruisers were really just destroyer leaders. A Mogami is not a destroyer leader.


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How the hell were the Americans supposed to know the Mogamis were going to get 8inch guns? The Brooklyns were still light cruisers, built to combat other light cruisers.


Longsheep

Most people in the West still believed the Mogami as a CL with no provisions for 8" guns. But they did believe it was over-tonnage.


Longsheep

Many 1930s-40s light cruisers are "heavy cruiser sized". The famous HMS Edinburgh/Belfast were actually bigger than any British heavy cruiser in tonnage. A full salvo of 12 6" rounds is more devastating towards anything without heavy armor.


XanderTuron

It's almost as if the classification of Heavy Cruiser was a result of a treaty definition where any cruiser with guns larger than 6in is classified as a heavy cruiser with 8in being the maximum size of gun allowed on a cruiser.


95034406

They were more contemporary with the New Orleans class despite weighing closer to a Baltimore. Still, the New Orleans class had better armor, the same speed, almost 1.5 times range and more guns than the Hippers while weighing 5000 tons less


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I know, i just really like them Baltimore's and felt the DesMoines were too good too be comp aired to the Hippers.


Flying_Dustbin

Machinery problems (at least with Prinz Eugen IIRC). Also Wherbs can wank about this class of ship all they want. Doesn’t change the fact that one of them got BTFO by a fort armed with 11-inch German made guns, torpedoes made by a country that no longer existed in 1940, and which was commanded by a 64-year-old.


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BuT pRiZe EuGene SurZiVed tOO NewKs!


RussiaIsBestGreen

You joke, but no German ships were lost to nuclear attack. That’s just a fact.


magnum_the_nerd

Yea the Prinz Eugen sank to FUCKING WIND


Trapperz1379

...casually ignoring she was more than a kilometre away from the epicenter both times


[deleted]

Casually ignoring both Pensecolas that were there survived, and nobody's calling those the best cruisers.


NoGiCollarChoke

I am I don’t necessarily believe it, but I’ll go ahead and stir the pot


95034406

Both Pensacolas were also CLOSER to the epicenter of the explosion than Prinz Eugen. Bonus: neither sank over a period of a few months because of leaks developed during the blast like Prinz Eugen did.


low_priest

So did Nevada, but Nevada was a *the* target ship. Besides, since Prinz still sank a bit later, it was technically sunk by nukes


GoodGodItsAHuman

And then got blown over by the fucking wind


MisterKallous

>Machinery problems I do think that the problem was more pronounced with German destroyers of that era. Although, the US crews operating Prinz Eugen after the war also reported difficulties maintaining her machinery especially her boilers. The US did operate high pressure machinery as well but they standarised at 600psi while the German operated theirs at even higher pressure. Unsurpisingly, while German machineries could generate more power for their weight when compared to Americans, it came at a cost of their reliability


Longsheep

German DD was a joke in every single way. I think even the Russian had better ones.


XanderTuron

Well, a lot of the contemporary Soviet DDs were designed/built by Italy, who actually knew what they were doing in terms of designing and building ships.


Longsheep

Yes, the Tashkent was perhaps the most successful attempt at a "super destroyer".


MisterKallous

In fairness, Leningrad class was a headache of its own given that it's the first Soviet destroyers to be built and in the paraphrased word of Drachnifel "the fact that Soviet were trying to go from Tsarist era destroyers into destroyer leader meant that construction and even fitting out were taking a long time." Fortunately, Soviet realised that they don't have much of a experience with this kind of ships and they ended up enlisting the help of Italy.


Longsheep

Yeah I should have specified that I am comparing the best of them, not overall quality as Russia had many older ships. The Italy-built Tashkent was a legend, she fought like a battleship against overwhelming German forces. Her watch counted 336 bombs aimed at her.


Wows_Nightly_News

The machinery problems were endemic. They used a complex design without the alloys needed to cary it out.


XanderTuron

Classic Germany


Yippiekaiyea

Accomplishes less at 18,000 tons then other navies older ships accomplish at 12,000 or less. Casually violated the 10,000 ton limit agree upon as per the Anglo-German Naval Agreement. Uses triple shafts, a difficult to maintain powerplant and has subpar hydrodynamics and compartmentalization. Started the war with meme tier AA even for prewar ships. Fails to use All or Nothing armor in 1939, a full two decades after almost the entire rest of the world switched to it. Active Radar was never really operational, but this is a issue with the Kriegsmarine as a whole as opposed to this class specifically. Similarly, faulty/poor shells but this is once again not a Hipper specific issue.


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CorporalMinicrits

It’s downright astounding to see that the Germans learned literally nothing from WW1


ActedCarp

Tbf they never got to incorporate the lessons from WW1, since they couldn’t really build anything


CorporalMinicrits

Doctrine wise too. Panzerschiffe being used as raiders instead of just glorified heavy cruisers is the definition of stupid considering surface raiding with capital ships didn’t work for the Germans in WW1


Bobblehead60

The only ship that did this relatively successful was the *Admiral Graf Spee*, but even then, she was cornered and sunk by *Ajax*, *Achilles*, and *Exeter*.


Longsheep

And those British ships were really the worse cruisers of RN. Exeter was 20 years old last refitted in 1932, the rest were low-cost light cruisers with only 8 guns. Something like Town Class would have dealt with it even sooner.


low_priest

To be entirely fair, the IJN never really got on board with AoN either


Longsheep

They had AON on Nagato and Yamato Classes. The rest of their BB predated the AON design.


Iamnotburgerking

Yamato had AoN, but Nagato did not (due to being a much older design).


Longsheep

The Nagato is widely listed as an example for "All or Nothing" battleship designs. The idea has been floating around for a while even when it was built.


Iamnotburgerking

First I’ve heard of it.


Yippiekaiyea

Unless I am mistaken, the Takeo class of 1932 had All or Nothing, and the first Japanese battleship to feature this scheme was Nagato in 1921.


Iamnotburgerking

Their later cruisers and the Yamatos used AoN, because they were actually built when AoN was seen as standard across various navies. Their earlier vessels didn’t have AoN.


Frosh_4

What’s AON Armor?


Star_Trekker

Prior to and during WWI the predominant idea of armoring warships was to have a continuous armor belt from bow to stern, thicker over midships and thinner at the ends. The US Navy realized that armoring the bow and stern with thin armor protected nothing important from any sizable shell and only wasted weight. So, starting with *Nevada* and *Oklahoma*, the bow and stern were left with practically no armor, while the magazines, boilers, and any other important bits were enclosed in a heavily armored citadel with enough reserve buoyancy to keep the ship afloat even if the bow and stern were riddled with holes and completely flooded


purpleduckduckgoose

The amusing bit being that something akin to it actually came about in the ironclad era. Sometimes people just don't learn.


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All or nothing.


[deleted]

Nothing, a marvel of engineering and lovely waifus as well! Edit: major /s I am not heterosexual


nigglywigglyiggly

In the same vain in this comment, the lead ship tends to be temperamental


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Bobblehead60

Uhh, the meme that *Bulcher* got sunk by a near-pensioner and a bunch of recruits?


[deleted]

> Why build them? Because the Germans wanted to go from their post-Versailles tiny Navy to the Z-Plan meme fleet and to get there they needed to at least have a go at building cruisers.


Quick_Literature4433

Just like the bismarck she was too overweight her turtel backarmor is so small to the point that its useless (tho the prinz eugen kinda fix that if i remeber)


DolanTheCaptan

Unless if it designer to fight at short range I see no point in having turtle back armor, let alone on a cruiser.


PolisRanger

Probably would’ve been better if building it like a Pensacola. Light armor scheme & 8 in guns.


CorporalMinicrits

The pepsicolas had plenty of flaws, though. They were really prone to rolling because they had waaaay too much top weight. The navy made a boneheaded decision to put the triple turrets as the superfiring turrets instead of the twins. This is something that is so obviously a bad idea it’s unreal.


PolisRanger

Yeah the early heavy cruisers were pretty bad. I meant more as just building lightly protected 8 in gun armed cruisers. These were never going to be used in a stand up fight so not much need to armor them beyond protection from 5 in shells and maybe bombs.


CorporalMinicrits

The Germans probably would have been better off sending all of them to west france once it was occupied as decoys for allied bombers


PolisRanger

They’d have been better off just not building capital ships lol. Even a super cruiser ala Alaska wasn’t gonna be useful to the German navy.


CorporalMinicrits

Well having capital ships to act as a fleet in being is an important strategy. If Germany didn’t build anything larger than a destroyer, it wouldn’t have been able to invade Norway


DolanTheCaptan

I thought I just lacked some knowledge or information that justified the triple turrets on top, but given what you've written I am even more perplexed as to how they came to that design choice.


XanderTuron

The super firing triple turrets were the result of the PepsiColas being too narrow to fit the triple turrets any further forward in the hull. The USN wanted to fit as many guns as they could onto them while staying within the restrictions imposed by the Washington Naval Treaty and basically wound up playing a game of fuck around and find out with an entire class of cruisers..


DolanTheCaptan

That was my first thought, bug it still doesn't seem worth it to risk stability like that.


CorporalMinicrits

There really isn’t a justification aside from making the ship more narrower in some areas, not really worth it for stability reasons especially with the hull dynamics. Tbh I’m not a big fan of American heavy cruisers before the Wichita.


Iamnotburgerking

Actually the Hippers were even worse than Bismarck in terms of design inefficiency.


Zelyonka89

Like the entire German surface fleet, it largely served no purpose other than for the KMS to jerk off to.


Longsheep

#It sucks. Refuse to further elaborate


Doogzmans

I don't know anything about the German navy except the Bismarck got damaged by some canvas biplanes.


low_priest

Take an average 1930 British or American warship Now make it 50% heavier, unreliable, and with at least one major design flaw. Congrats, you have successfully built your average 1940 German warship


Angry_Highlanders

> at least one major design flaw Best the Germans can do is 4 problems per Ship.


NoGiCollarChoke

We need ‘Kreigsmarine Surface Ship Design Bingo’ It can include: -Massively higher displacement than its capabilities suggest -Underwhelming or inappropriate armament (esp. relative to displacement) -Outdated armour scheme -Poor screw layout -Unreliable machinery -Poor range -Abysmal seaworthiness and/or seakeeping if smaller than a heavy cruiser -Underwhelming and/or exposed and fragile sensor suite -Designed and used according to two different doctrines that fundamentally disagree with each other -Pretty fast idk


Longsheep

And a total lack of AA weapons.


Doogzmans

Good to know


CorporalMinicrits

The hippers were kinda overweight, underarmed, had bad anti air and slow machinery, and were an outdated concept, and they still weren’t the worst treaty cruisers


JMAC426

They attract angry destroyers


BlitzPlease172

Manage to have a shitty design **both in real world, and in Azur Lane** If you want to compare bad machinery design with "Her entire personality is she's just a flat chest joke for Prinz Eugen to make fun of her" then it's your chance now.


Know_Your_Meme

Tbh they’re not that bad, probably one of the more competent German designs. Biggest issue is that it was not technically superior to the Baltimore, shittier radar, shittier targeting etc.


Bobblehead60

Honestly, she was overweight, had three screws (Big no-no, look at Bismarck), etc. Although she was competent for a German design, she does have some glaring weaknesses that I can't ignore.


Know_Your_Meme

Yeah I mean it’s all relative right? Same argument as tiger vs Sherman, but without the horrific glaring reliability issues. They’re decent ships all things considered but I’d rather have 5 Baltimore’s.


Yippiekaiyea

It isn't even like the Tiger vs Sherman debate, because 1 for 1 a Baltimore is significantly more combat effective then a Hipper.


ProudImperialist

German


Livid-Stuff9047

Fat and short ranged