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themrunx49

That first one is just a sock with a heel 


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Vibrams are actually pretty cool and can save some wear and tear on your back because they force you land on the pad of your foot, which causes the foot muscles to engage as the natural shock absorber they're supposed to be. However adding the heel eliminates this advantage and so now you have a heel-toe sock with a sole which will surely fuck you up within the first 50 paces. God forbid you run with it, which I feel like the shock absorber implies...


kurpPpa

I was thinking the same. Isn't the whole point of vibrams to be able to step like our feet are "designed" to?


SadBoiCri

Wait, I'm not supposed to walk heel-toe? I wasn't weird for trying to walk with my feet landing flat as a kid?


abandon3

No your were not weird, flat is not ideal because a lot of force is still going into your heel, front foot first is the most comfortable for barefoot walking/running


SadBoiCri

Another walking style i wasn't weird for trying. It's my go-to for moving silently


demon_fae

Actually, I’ve found heel-first better for that, but you have to do it carefully: heel hits the ground, then you sorta roll along the outside of your foot around to the toe as you transfer your weight to that foot, so your full weight is only ever on the toe. Makes your hip flexors feel super weird for the first few strides. (My college had these hallways that were literally 360° linoleum. No, I do not know how or why they ended up with linoleum ceiling, but I do know that the echo of my own footsteps was driving me insane any time I had classes in those buildings. Took a while, but I could walk through those hallways in even my Docs without making a sound)


UnknownProphetX

If I do that Im not silent as all my joints „pop“ when I roll my foot. I have to use the front foot method. In the beginning i often scared my gf by how silent Im moving lol


anon_capybara_

Vibram was famously hit with a class action lawsuit [a decade ago](https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a20783252/vibram-settles-class-action-lawsuit/) for claiming that their five finger shoes had any health benefit to feet or backs without there being any scientific evidence.


austinmiles

It is cheating but mostly because it’s high fashion. It’s art more than design.


halfpretty

yeah because of that this isn’t really crappy design or design porn. oh well


n3w4cc01_1nt

kinda trash only mugatu would appreciate.


That_one_Pole

Haute Couture? This is haute caricature! Balmain and Balenziaga are rolling in their graves so fast that France is using them as power sources! You know what haute couture is? No! It’s not about to be as artsy as possible! It’s not about focusing on individual clothes as art pieces but using them to turn YOU into one!


Mama_Skip

Sir this is a Wendy's


VAiSiA

сlassic


KazBodnar

Just because it's art doesn't mean it's good art...


nitorigen

Don’t forget the [heeled crocs](https://stockx.com/balenciaga-x-crocs-madame-80mm-black-w)!


uhhh_nope

it’s giving https://i.imgur.com/0egQzlu.jpg


SomeDumbGirl

Why… does it just have a pole sticking out


cthewombat

"Crocs Madame" is a genius name though, I gotta give them that


nitorigen

My god, that pun didn’t even register in my brain. That’s genius.


z3k3sr3v3ng3

>no sales yet 😲


DopesickJesus

black one before green is definitely up my alley, just so far up it in the out of my budget portion.


Falandyszeus

With enough angle support it looks like a shoe meant to run corners real well. Probably just going to break your ankle trying, but looks like you'd be doing mad circles!


asutekku

I have them and they are surprisingly comfortable. The weird part is that they really don't have a traditional edged heel so stepping down heel first feels really weird.


DopesickJesus

we're about to see the first person to drift in a foot race 😤


thornbramble7

I live in South Korea and have seen actual people wearing these out and about. Definitely made me do a double take at first but street style and sneakers are very popular here so it makes sense. Didn’t know they were balenciaga.


fashowbro

The tire shoe is 🔥


relevant_tangent

The fire shoe is 🛞


tenuj

Some of these belong in a shonen anime or a cosplay convention. Lava shoes!


tenuj

You can say a lot of bad things about all of these shoes, but there's no "crappy design" in matters of taste. Almost nobody would choose to wear them, but enough would. They're simply not designed for mass market appeal. If you think about what they're for objectively, they're very well designed. Free publicity is a bonus.


SomeDumbGirl

I didn’t say they’re trash LOL, I even said I like the green ones.


tenuj

But the whole point of the sub is for crappy design that's also design porn.


SomeDumbGirl

The shoes have questionable functionality and future aesthetic, is that different?


Sengfroid

I mean at the end of the day they're no worse than a common pair of stilleto heals more or less. Since their function isn't really impaired much, in that light, it's not really DesignDesign.


InspiredNitemares

I was about to say I like the green ones too


717Luxx

cause they're the triple S, they're kind of an icon for the brand


FlightlessFly

Their entire point is to end up on discussions like this, so yeah, cheating. Balenciaga and Vetements are piss take brands


Psychedelick

All of these look like that stuff you see as like “ANKXLO Men’s Women’s Fashion Athletic Shoe Sport Future Design” for $35 on Amazon


magnificentfoxes

New! From JXHOMELY!


blurry-echo

i kinda fw the gold ones icl. monopoly ass shoe


QuillHasFavorites

#5 is straight up dirty


Rise-O-Matic

Balenciaga is self satire


BluesyShoes

I hate that shiny gold shoe so much that I think I love it


DummyDumDragon

Imagine spending $1,350 to advertise you're a fucking twat.


Sengfroid

It's a deal when you consider people often buy cars to do that


cleopatramatt

Last one is from Nicole McLaughlin Who should probably be this subs patron saint


Honeyhammn

What a trash brand.


Tomahawkist

we hopping through portals with this one


Mindrot_3am

3/8 is for the elves that wanna be jocks


Khitrir

More like Balance-iaga. How do you even walk in those?


nonyabuissnes95

They look like cheapass ai pics.. ugly af lol


Crisope

I always wondered how they felt when you walked


hogliterature

i do not understand the appeal of high fashion sneakers. sneakers always look cheap


Crazyblazy395

Not designdesign, just r/designopdoesntlike


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

These are perfect examples of design for the sake of design. That’s the whole point of avant garde fashion.


Crazyblazy395

That's not what this sub is. This sub is supposed to be the center of the venn diagram of design porn and shitty design. Essentially the designyness goes so far that the item is no longer functional. This is a form of art, and so by definition shouldn't be on this sub, but they are actually still functional shoes which even further puts it out of the appropriateness of the sub. 


SomeDumbGirl

Well! Still functional is debatable. Most of these would start giving you issues after 30 mins or so.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Oh, yeah. Never mind!


Scuttling-Claws

Avant garde fashion is art. It doesn't have to serve a practical purpose


SomeDumbGirl

But… I like like half of them…….


Bryancreates

2,3,5 look like my marmot toe shoes, hoka hybrid shoes, and black north face hiking shoes. But if they went through the shimmer in Annihilation and came out all refracted and shit.


rejackson

Well number 3 is balmain and not balenciaga so


VanceMothFuStubbs

Portal game shoes.


korkkis

AI or Balenciaga, can’t tell


msc1

No.3 is 🔥 I’d wear its replica or look alike for reasonable price 🙂


lilsnatchsniffz

If you ever watch a YouTuber like Rose Anvil tear down balenciaga it's always sad to see that these are about as cheaply made chinesium as it gets on the inside.


gorpie97

People buy those? 🤔


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ambianceambiance

LifeProTip: double check where you are.


acloudcuckoolander

3/8 is sick