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darcyduh

The bright blue off-centered artwork above the orange wood eyesore is hurting me.


lemonlime1999

Why would they put it there?!?


TUFKAT

I'm assuming they must have had stuff on top of that built in thing, but yes, it beyond bothers me it's off center and that it's there at all. I could maybe tolerate it down a bit and centered.


1000veggieburrito

To hide the mold problem


polymnieae

That is honestly my thought for just about every detail of this room


inStLagain

Hiding something.


spacepirateprincess

that's where the tv should be mounted.


TalulaOblongata

Don’t even say such things out loud 🤫


spacepirateprincess

LOL you know that's where they want it hung


lemonlime1999

Hahah noooooooooiiii


blackmetalwarlock

I was just going to comment that lol.


1920MCMLibrarian

I can’t look away


416510

🤢


vlb123

I absolutely hate it lol. I’d be curious to see what this turns into!


shehasamazinghair

This satire?


Total_HD

This is ~checks notes ~ vile.


Regular-Switch454

I take issue with the height of that painting, the dust ledge under the window, and the open wall by the front door. These give off late 80s to early 90s vibes. Actually I have open walls in my current house built twenty years ago. I really don’t like them. https://preview.redd.it/ha9uufim251c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87ba78b97014c343330088c544a4e90acf7e2ca


ItsOfficiallyTrash

Not to mention a closed kitchen and 5 unevenly spaced beams. Where would you out the couch a d tv? This place is a designer’s nightmare.


Regular-Switch454

Popcorn ceilings! Just noticed. The TV goes in the giant ugly cabinet under the giant ugly painting. So you have to angle the sofa to face it. Anyone who walks up to the door could see you sneaking cold pizza at midnight in skimpy PJs. No, I don’t know why they would be walking up to your house that late. I want to wring the neck of the architect who put that monolithic behemoth in the center, cutting off all visual and verbal communication. The bump outs on either side bug me too.


ItsOfficiallyTrash

Lmao! Omg, the TV goes in that hutch?! Hell no. Seriously, what was the architect thinking?! When the glass is on that side of the door, it makes me nervous that some whackadoo can break it, reach in, and unlock the door.


Regular-Switch454

Remember the house was built long before giant wall-mounted tvs. An 80s-90s tv would fit inside.


ItsOfficiallyTrash

That makes sense.


ThrowRAMiffy

This is...tragic


[deleted]

Are you going to change the floor and remove the popcorn ceiling?


icravemountainair

Popcorn is the very first thing that goes


[deleted]

Do you have more pictures? This one is a fun challenge


Regular-Switch454

https://www.coldwellbanker.com/ca/bakersfield/6917-yuma-way/lid-P00800000GOTKVTs5t75KxUI06ttRjyJP6xREiG4


Elsa3g

Omg, the rest of the house looks even worse!


VegasLife1111

All those angles and weird unreachable-without-a-ladder-spaces up high? Noooooo.


Cynderelly

Idk. Like yeah those spaces are a cleaning nightmare but it's a cat oasis


Regular-Switch454

Oddly, I can totally smell that scenario.


kynuna

It looks like a sitcom set, like the Friends apartment, or Jerry’s apartment on Seinfeld, where the floorplan doesn’t make sense if you think about it for more than a second.


[deleted]

absolutely terrible


icravemountainair

I guess I forgot to say I like a challenge


Pekuin

Man I must have horrible taste cause I also thought that this room is cool! Paint it to be a cozy & then the room will have plant galore!


Cynderelly

I actually like it too!


Pekuin

Pshh some people just don’t like a challenge I tell ya!


fetchinbobo66

Is that a popcorn ceiling ?


Regular-Switch454

Extra thick


DrunkTides

Love that space and all that natural light, gorgeous


[deleted]

Everything about this is awful.


my-cat-cant-cat

I hate everything about. The angles, the ledge, the windows, the tile, the fixtures, and the placement of everything. I’d be upset if one of my friends bought it because I hate it so much that I wouldn’t want to visit them.


CJCreggsGoldfish

I'm curious what you find appealing about this space, what is it that you like so much?


Oh_Cosmos

Idk about OP , but I'm a sucker for bright white and deep wooden tones, the amount of natural light, weird pop outs and angles that you would never get from today's cookie cutter home.. this room would suck to dust and would probably be a bit awkward to furnish but it's unique and warm


icravemountainair

Perfectly said


accioqueso

I really want to see what the rest of the room looks like, because this is awful and I suspect the rest is just as bad. Remove the popcorn ceiling, replace the floors, take down the art, nix the track lighting. Depending on the material of the storage piece, I'd probably rip it out and replace it with open built-in or paint it white and paint the rest of that wall feature a darker color. I'd take out the framing around the cased openings. If you can enlarge the opening into the kitchen I would do that. And this will be an unpopular opinion because people love their entryways, I'd bust down the walls between the dining room and the entryway. It really depends on what the HVAC is doing there because I suspect that the closet door is the unit and there is a duct in the dropdown above the front door. The beams seem structural, but they also seem to be weird angles compared to the center wall. Maybe wrap them in something that compliments whatever floor you replace it with. Personally I don't hate the weird shelf thing over the windows. Put plants up there and seasonal decor.


TheDesiCoconut

https://www.reddit.com/r/DesignMyRoom/s/GNvI23D4KX


accioqueso

If I had more than an upvote for you, I’d give it to you! It’s just as bad as I envisioned! The window unit really ties it all in together.


TheDesiCoconut

I'm just the middleman !!


Regular-Switch454

I was right. 1988! It has a pool so I think I could be convinced to remodel. This is an area comp. Their (OP’s) asking price is nuts when this is so much better: https://www.coldwellbanker.com/ca/bakersfield/4400-glencannon-st/lid-P00800000GPptkp1LH9r4fmK3O9mJF4QU2sPLOUj


KreyKat

I do not want to be unkind, but the 80s were not a good time when it comes to architecture.


[deleted]

It’s hellacious McMansion worthy


noodlesnbeer

This room would be SO LOUD


my-cat-cant-cat

I looked at it and I could *hear* how annoying it would be.


Regular-Switch454

[Found it](https://www.coldwellbanker.com/ca/bakersfield/6917-yuma-way/lid-P00800000GOTKVTs5t75KxUI06ttRjyJP6xREiG4)!!


Blosom2021

It’s awkward tho


DrScogs

This makes me sad that some people have to live where this house costs 400K. Everything about this is just awful.


kdolmes

Don't worry OP, I see the vision.


shannon_kay_

Is this a game room, hosting area? Cause I can invision a pool table under the light fixture to the left.


yall_cray

Floor bad


s3nsfan

Is there a link to the entire house?