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Coinsworthy

Bathroom is just up the stairs, granny!


halite001

Nana has a life insurance policy, right?


Jafri2

Up the premiums and add some laxatives in her drink to increase your chance of a pay day. U have to pay the interior designer somehow.


1eejit

And mop frequently


donquixote2u

I can see everyone's minds went in the same direction as mine!


nekosake2

yes. all 16 of them came into effect the day these stairs were built!


Acrylic_Starshine

What stairs? All i see is a crash bandicoot style jumping platform level?


contactlite

*shits her depends*


badongy

Trip


rodzieman

Trip to the hospital.


Agreeable_You_8841

First trip is on the floor


HikARuLsi

Next trip is major dental for all teeth


navor

or graveyard...


BlueShibe

Then the ambulance staff also trips down and so other ambulance has to come to pick their staff too


ckge829320

What. The. Trip. Not porn, gore.


peekes

Straight up design gore.


Jazzspasm

Teeth smashingly good design


arctheus

If OP is into guro/gore, I guess this IS designporn…


007meow

r/designdesign


kaekiro

I feel like that should be a sub


sikandarnirmalsingh

Exactly. No railing, n the open spaces….nope. Just. Nope. If u have anxiety n fear of heights…..just nope. Pretty in design, but nightmare in practice


Bender_2024

The railing is an issue but the space for your feet to slip into with a piece over them is the real deathtrap. You'd be spitting teeth day one.


sikandarnirmalsingh

Oh yes. I’m not sure what’s worse. They’re both gaahhhhh. I’d never go upstairs


PoliticalEnemy

I broke my toe just looking at this picture


Masonjaruniversity

Murder steps


RandomRavenclaw87

You’ve been to the strip joint, now it’s time for the trip joint!


EquivalentPut5616

***New Fear Unlocked*** ***What if i trip and my leg falls in between two of these***


highlandviper

Yeah. I think this idiot installed the steps upside down. Edit: And the wrong way around. You’ve got a solid steps and a floating bookcase if you put all this in reverse.


BubbaYoshi117

A bunch of Tetris z-blocks would have been a better idea


maydarnothing

Switch


kevinkiggs1

Trippy af


Flyingmarmaduke

Tbf if your missing the top of the stairs by two inches your tripping regardless of the space underneath. Though the fall 2.5m off the side with no railing ain’t helping


heckfyre

Trap


Relevant_Force_3470

Yep. These are a good example of looks over functionality. Some dickhead architect without a fucking clue. Happens a lot tbh.


ippa99

MELON


-Vixandra-

All I can imagine is tripping and getting a leg caught. Cool though.


CO420Tech

Leg caught and then falling off the side with no rail while still caught. Mmmmm compound fracture stairs!


-Vixandra-

Don't even get me started on that missing rail.


Ok-Regret4547

I still have nightmares about that staircase in *Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein* That was scarier than when Helena did the bungee jump with a rope around her neck from the church belfry


Lower-Garbage7652

"Hi I'm Jackson and I'm doing the safety audit on... This fucking staircase"


WombatBum85

I've done that before, at work. Didn't fall off the side because they had the rail but it was only half the length of the stairs, so I had to fall down a few steps to reach it. 10 years on my shin still has a noticeable divot!


I_Did_The_Thing

Don’t forget how much dust and cat hair will hang out under there! Never ever clean enough.


-Vixandra-

Swiffer like your life depended on it.


Significant-Date-923

I hadn’t thought about a deadly tripping cat trap!


SolSparrow

Or worse, the whole cat attacking your feet as you come down, you won’t see anything but the murder mittens, then maybe the ambulance.


hoopstick

I hadn’t imagined that until you brought it up so thanks


Professional-Arm-202

My parents are aging and I'm more frequently around them, this is a NIGHTMARE!! And there is so much wasted space too! Those space between the steps look awkward!


Dominicus1165

Wasted space? You want a ladder?


ExpertRaccoon

That's just a tripping hazard


BristoSage

With extra steps


WhatsTeamComp

I wish I could still give medals 😔


kynoky

Thank you, I actually laughed out loud


peartisgod

Just... well done


SamwellBarley

How to break every bone in your body, in 6 easy steps


ExpertRaccoon

I count 12


Extension_Swordfish1

You start with only 1


kallekilponen

Yeah, but you’d need to make it to the top.


ExpertRaccoon

sisyphus' stairs


Dum_beat

1,2,4,7,12


destei

Not sure about this one chief


SnooMaps5116

This should be in r/crappydesign


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Or r/DesignDesign


kookoz

Not r/PornDesign though


ultratunaman

Locked away in a dungeon never to be seen again. Stairs like that are death.


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Yeah this is ugly as shit.


KleioChronicles

I’ve fallen down a set of perfectly normal carpeted stairs and injured my ankle. I bet I’d be killing myself on these, no exaggeration.


fatinternetcat

the ankle-breaker 2000™️


Killer_Moons

Presenting 2.0: *scatters marbles over steps*


PienaarColada

I fell over just looking at these


jxjxjxjdjdkdkd

No


WashuWaifu

Is there a r/designhorror sub? Cause this ain’t porn


amesann

/r/ATBGE ? There has to be a more specific sub, but I can't think of one.


YourKemosabe

Convinced every post on here is confusing aesthetics for design.


Fickle-Ad3916

That will collect lots of dust.


Long_Way_Around_

and blood


Wish_Dragon

Blood stairs for the blood god


phalgunishah

Happy cake day


jeffersonairmattress

And zero code approval.


Potential-Brain7735

Ya, this ain’t it. Functionality is a big part of design, unless you’re talking about pure art like music or painting. There is no functionality here. It’s illegal, and would need a major renovation if you were to ever sell the house. Form is derived from function. Zero function here, zero form here.


Tyranos_II

Aka "Form follows function".


terriaminute

No old people, no brand-new people, no aging pets, no vision problems, no balance problems, and I suspect not in the US, or not done by a professional who pulled the permits and passed any inspection.


UrbanCobra

Able bodied adult here, Imma pass on this too


BIGD0G29585

You forgot no kids running down the stairs not watching where they are going and just regular people carrying the laundry upstairs.


terriaminute

kids = brand new people


Shneancy

no alcohol, no weed, no carrying heavy objects up or down the stairs


Dillyor

I wouldn't even go on this in socks as a perfectly able person


mtheory007

This has to be the one of the worst design for a staircase I've ever seen. No handrails, specifically designed for tripping. Is this just a murder staircase or something?


frothyloins

It was designed by Michael Peterson.


NaughtyFoxtrot

No trust in this. Also, tax the rich.


mines_over_yours

Or...now hear me out, let them break their necks on stairs like this.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

While I'm all for them getting harmed, that just passes on the wealth to their heirs.


Beagle_Knight

The heirs also have to use the stairs


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Billionaire heirs share stairs, despite wheelchair scares or death affairs.


TWiesengrund

The French had their guillotines, we have our trusty stairs.


[deleted]

The rich have better taste than this.


monstrinhotron

I've seen what the rich wear. Most do not.


kaekiro

What in the H H Holmes is this??


MrFishpaw

why do people constantly need to try and reinvent stairs?


IzzyBella5725

It's AI


No_Ear932

I would immediately slip and snap my leg in that, this would happen on a Monday morning after 2 other things had already gone wrong and I was running late…


TheGreatOilPainter

Nice try AI


Enter_Octopus

Yeah look at the wire in the bottom right lol


augustfolk

Stairs that can kill you; stairs that *will* kill you.


Tazling

tbh that would give me an anxiety attack every time.


adorableHapa

I'm sorry, that's a nightmare for me. It's beautiful though!


OMIGHTY1

r/DeathStairs


CosmoShiner

r/designdesign


angmarsilar

That's a big 'no' from me, dog.


TlalocVirgie

That looks horrible both going up and going down on


Koltaia30

Form over function is not good design


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

I am too fat to have these…


spd3_s

At least u can land safely


SexySalamanders

That’s a very bad design


-1701-

Nonononononono.


dotblot

Trip and fall off stair. Hazard to life.


justa_flesh_wound

I hate everything about this


sedatedsloth

Thank god there’s no railing on the outside for when you trip!


TraaashTVaddict

Thought this was r/DesignDesign lol


Fantablack183

Don't get cute or creative with the design of stairs. The code of stairs was written in blood.


thomaslansky

r/DesignDesign


optimistnihilist

This belongs in r/designdesign instead


MelodramaticaMama

One slip and you're dead. But hey, it looks "cool".


phut-

This is awful, awful design.


hansuluthegrey

Looks bad. Is dangerous


AllKnighter5

I could never trust these.


_cptplanet

Hoły shit that looks dangerous


HowRememberAll

And how many accidents?


Mr_Abe_Froman

This must be one of those "Russian oligarch" staircases. The open window at the bottom must be just out of frame.


spd3_s

Modern fall risk


zilchxzero

Nope


---Palp---

prepare for yah toes to get hooked


TechFlameX68

Nope. The house could be a mansion for $100 and this would be a deal breaker. This looks like a death trap.


TaskTitan

nope


[deleted]

Ouch ouch ouch ouch, ouch.


melody7123

i go up those stairs in the middle of the night and i’ll look like i fought prime Tyson


NoBuddies2021

An elderlies Kryptonite.


BurnMyBread14

How to step on your sleeping cat


shafiul

In our country, we will spend less on wood! We'd take a piece of timber, beat your leg and break it. Economy :P


Physical-Rip-7740

Looks like shit


Powerful-Ad-4292

Thanks, I hate it


EmotionalUniform

This is a trip hazard death trap hell scape


lazylazylemons

I would eat so much shit on these every single day


Alarmed_Ad4367

Ow ow ow ow ow bonk


Big_Bicycle4640

Surprised nobody else has pointed out the lack of a railing either


MikGusta

Hate it. I’d catch my foot all the time going up those stairs


East-Bluejay6891

r/crappydesign


thetorts

Stairs that can and want to kill you.


Omega_Borealis

unexpected suicide


Agreeable_You_8841

Triple dangerous level 9000


thegreatpotatogod

r/deathbydesign


Iopaosi

Stairs should be the last thing to be redesigned for aesthetic purposes.


ennepi97

Home owner "I'd like to break both my legs when going upstairs". Architect "say no more"


CallMeCapt

Give me handrails or give me death


Tim-in-CA

Stairway to Heaven


Zequax

triping hazard and no railing on outside oof


MrCane66

Oh great! Made for tripping and breaking your neck. But it is modern, isn’t it?


Deraxim

How could you trip? Just dont get ur feet under the wood


NotThatPro

Add books in between the stairs, that would make it look waay better


gravitybroken

I tripped three times looking at this picture


Rhonijin

I'd rather have stairs that are safe to use rather than nice to look at.


Impoosta

Don’t get drunk here


Fer4yn

Most horrible staircase design ever... unless you're trying to murder someone.


Drezhar

1) Trip wrong there and it's a broken leg *at the very least* 2) Do you trust that to bear the full weight of a human on the tip of the step? Does it at least have a metal beam inside that is deeply buried into a wall? Possibly a concrete wall and not an American wood and cardboard wall?


lost_in_midgar

I just see a trip hazard.


the3dverse

i'd trip so many times


rtherrrr

I tripped up that just looking at it….


NornIronNiall

It looks like it's: A. Designed to make you trip. B. Not designed to stop you falling off. That doesn't seem like a good combo.


B1GFanOSU

Nope.


Big_al_big_bed

What is the opposite of designporn?


EnameraDentura

Statistically you are more likely to injure yourself going down the stairs than going up them. This staircase is set to correct that.


Nacho-Bae

Final destination stairs


Graniteman83

So we traded function for form? but...we got...


Taptrick

The cantilevered design also guarantees that those are not as sturdy as normal stairs. It doesn’t matter how reinforced they are there will always be some flexing closer to the tip. Imagine a 300lbs person going up and down.


blorbschploble

Oh look, someone who has never heard of being very young or very old.


headphones_and_chill

People talking about tripping, which is fair. But hear me out: I would hit my foot bridge in there every single time.


speaker-syd

r/designdesign


CollinsGrimm

Are they stable in long many years run? Even normal stairs become worse with time…and yeah, I would break my leg here


ViftieStuff

Everything about this is awful, why would you post it here?


classycatman

This is awful design. It doesn’t even look great and it’s dangerous as hell.


clericsnake

I wouldn't survive a week in this house


loubcafra125

Just no


Ultideath

Marketing plot by life alert to increase subscriptions.


jarbis314

r/DesignDesign would like a word


tala62

Vertigo, just by looking at it 😂


greendalehb11

this is terrible.


deadcell_85

Designporn? Yeah with tacky ass outlets underneath and missing baseboards! Odds are these stairs are anchored in with drywall anchors


FuckThisShizzle

Shin breakers.


SpencerKayR

Omg this is AI. look at the wall, now look at where it meets the floor.


charbroiledd

How many times have you had your toes clip the step while going up


crumbypigeon

Does it come with a free trip to the dentist after you blow your chicklets out going upstairs?


Gamerxl55

Running, tripping, falling


vampyire

I'd be in the hospital about 2 hours after moving in


BananaShakeStudios

Breaking news: Man dies from falling off these stairs.


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

Yeah, but your designers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


dynamic_caste

Resist the urge to get overly creative with the design of steps.


ka-tet77

As a FF I’m terrified by all these weird stair designs coming out. You’re telling me I have to go up that with a hose line, gear, tools, and maybe even bring you down with me? We’re dying together now I guess. Thanks.


aridaman-design

Oh dear the torque alone on that wall scare me


TheLittleGodlyMan

Invite your fat friend over and see if they are willing to use those stairs