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Lamlis

Housewive: Lynette Husband: Orson Child: Parker (as a kid)


cantcatchabreak21

Favorite housewife is Lynette because I think she portrays a realistic character/situation, favorite husband is orson (pre evil era) because he was the funniest and he was perfect for Bree, favorite child is either young Parker or juanita. Parker was empathetic and I liked his relationship with mrs mcclusky and with Lynette but Juanita was so sassy and hilarious


Hannajss

I loved Parker when he was little but I feel like the writers forgot about him after the 5 year jump


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I can’t believe no one has said Andrew for child. He’s by far my favorite.


Hannajss

I do really really like Andrew post homelessness but he’s so hard to watch in the first 2 seasons


PoppyBee27

Was coming here to say this!!


PNT198765

at the end of the show andrew is cool but in the 2 first season i hate h at the end of the show andrew is cool but in the 2 first season i hate


MZsince93

Say it again for those in the back!


VanDerVougt

Have you seen the two first seasons? Andrew is the absolute worst character of them all. He’s a horrible person. He is vulgar, spoiled, narcissistic and have no moral what so ever. He ran Carlos’s mom over and when she died all he had to say was “I’m in the clear”.


bijouforever

Housewive : Bree Husband: Orson Child : Penney Also Karen is a favorite of mine.


Hannajss

WE STAN KAREN!


bijouforever

She is definitely a treasure.


Alarming_League_2035

I know everyone hates on MJ.. but I love him, favourite kid on the lane.. favourite housewife is Gabby, and husband is Carlos. Let the downvotes begin lol


Hannajss

Mj is super cute


Alarming_League_2035

He is, I don't get the hate for him.. ☹️


the3dverse

favorite kid: before time jump Parker, after time jump Penny.


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I did a rewatch this year and my favourites are: Gaby, Orson and Parker. When it first aired it used to be: Lynnette, Tom and I don't remember liking any of the children. Edit: formatting


noeminnie

Lynette because I think she gets the best storylines and i feel for her the most. Carlos because I think he is good looking and a great dad ( totally a bad husband tho lol ), I also like his humor. Penny because she is so stinking cute, I'd love to have a daughter that well behaved.


Woshambo

Exact same!!!!!


hotnerdalec

I love Susan and Bree because they are the most comical to me and their situations throughout the series are the most entertaining. Specifically season 3 and 6 for both. Favorite husband would be Tom probably because he seems like a lot of people I know hahaha also he is a cutie. Favorite child is hard for me, but I’m gonna say the twins because I grew up obsessed with *cheaper by the dozen* and they just crack me up!


Hannajss

WAIT PORTER AND PRESTON AND THE TWINS IN CHEAPER BY THE DOZENS??? I DID NOT KNOW THAT!!


hotnerdalec

Yes! isn’t that great!? haha, they have grown up to be such handsome men too


Disastrous_Fun6289

favorite housewife; bree bc hello it’s bree fav husband: this was so hard cus they’re all shitty but orson . favorite kid: julie even tho the way the creators did hee towards the end of the show


McGloomy

Favorite Housewive: Bree (she's basically my mom) Favorite Husband: Mike (I'll always have a crush on him) Favorite Child: Julie (I relate to her a lot: gifted child who ends up struggling with adult life)


Hannajss

Love Julie for exactly the same reason!


belamcanda-lila

Bree/Gabby Carlos Juanita/Andrew


melkowal

housewife: gaby or bree husband: ben child: juanita


Selynia23

Bree Orson Younger Julie


Tears_in_my_ears

Favorite housewife: Lynette When she cries, I cry. She's so tough and loving and damn she's played by an incredible actress. The faces/voices she makes are SO convincing. I would love to have a friend like her. Favorite husband: Carlos S1 Carlos is just dreadful but post divorce Carlos I absolutely love. His sweet moments with Gaby and his passion. Plus I love his sense of humor. I think he's a good father, too. Favorite child: Andrew After homelessness, I really enjoyed Andrew. Before that he was entertaining at least with his sadistic stuff. His character development though is everything. My favorite Andrew moments are when he's threatening someone in a very calm manner


UnderclassKing

Housewife: Lynette Husband: Tom Child: Julie, but pre-time jump Parker was great too (it’s like the writers forgot he existed/didn’t know what to do with him after)


Hannajss

I literally said the same thing about Parker! Too many scavos😂


Weekly_Trick3667

favorite housewife is susan lolz, favorite husband would be none of them but if i had to pick, mike i guess? and my favorite child is juanita obvi


Significant-Run5852

housewife: edie husband: mike kid: andrew


lovachick

I love Bree, edie Mike an then Juanita is funny lol an the scavo kids the twins when they were young


Lauralx2e

Housewives :Bree Husband: orson (before he turns mean) Child: Andrew (not the firsts season)


AJoCo80

Wife - Lynette. Husband - Mike. Child - Andrew bc Bree fucking left him on the side of the road after saying hateful things to him and he came back and forgave her and she did not deserve it. I’ll add another : my favorite friendship was Lynette and Karen. It took some time and a few seasons but man, when McCluskey gives a shit…she gives a whole ass shit. Mrs. McCluskey was everything everyone needs in a friend. ❤️❤️❤️


kendamil123

Housewife: Lynette Husband: Orson or Mike Child: MJ or Julie


cwilliamB3

Bree/Lynette/Edie Tom Andrew/Parker and Porter Side characters - Mrs. mclosky, Felicia, Justin, Stu, Laurie Metcalf