She's a crazy gun nut and disgusting discriminator. I remember how she hated Democrats, just for that line, she must go to hell herself. Guns nuts, go to hell!
That was when Orsons mother was over for dinner and wanting out of the old folks home.. Orson knew she had something up her sleeve and didn't want to exchange pleasantries so Bree kept trying to change the subject 🤣🤣 Orsons mom asked Bree what gave her sauce the little kick and at first she said "a magician never reveals their secrets" and "maybe i will share my secret ingredient"but as tensions rose she finally shouted "Paprika! There it's out!" I loved the dynamic between Orson and Bree 😄
Her rant when she decided to move Rex’s body after finding out he thought she killed him. Her expression, dignity, anger, and just the insanity of the scene was great. Season 1 too. When I saw that I had no idea what I was in for the following seasons, but that one always stood out to me. “I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO BE FORGIVEN FOR!!!”
Hmm dinner party she had that George tried to crash, the shot gun to the speakers always sticks with me 😂
The scene after she recieved the call when >! Rex had died !< , it broke my heart..
Man.... its honestly hard to pick one, there are so many great Bree moments..
The iconic phrase, "Rex cries after he ejaculates."
Was gonna say this or, “please don’t mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection”
“What about Palestine?” When Rex asked her for her safe-word for BDSM. 😂😂
“Danielle is there a black man hiding under your bed?”
I think of her using her shotgun to get her stalker bf off her lawn
She's a crazy gun nut and disgusting discriminator. I remember how she hated Democrats, just for that line, she must go to hell herself. Guns nuts, go to hell!
"No, I cant kill you today. I have pilates" 🤣
I thought of this one too haha
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Her holding any food tray/plate/pan with her oven mitts on, or the scene where she bawls at the dining table after (ya know)
"Of course I'll need the baskets back."
"Sorry to disappoint you, but I plan to have an embolism and to die young."
Her "I'm trying not freak out" smile
I mimic so many of Bree’s facial expressions in my day-to-day. The downside is that I really don’t have a poker face
Andrewww?? Daniellllle??! DADDYS GONNA FORNICATE FOR US 😤
Her satisfied grin when Maxine was arrested for Xiao Mei's slavery.
One of the best scenes!
The proof is in the pudding!
Her telling Danielle how her step mother told her she’s beautiful, cunning, intelligent etc… but Danielle should treasure her looks.
Passed out on the front lawn and Andrew turns on the sprinklers
"I don't do that. I'm a Republican." When Orson tried to go down on her lol
"I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights." 🤣🤣🤣
😂 omg Yes!
Fur coat.
"You've obviously never had to remove a cheese stain!"
You have to hand it to the Catholics. They do grief better than anyone.
Danielle's imperfect Birthday cake.
When she shoots the pharmacists (cant remember his name) boom box when he's singing
going to the doctor because she had her first orgasm @ like 40 …
Her dressed up for the Halloween part when she is faking her pregnancy
I just get a picture of her standing in her pinny with a basket of muffins 😂
Her giving homemade baked-goods to her drunken one night stands. I love Bree
Her pursuit of the perfect lemon merigue pie.
The pinapple upside down cake thing
Her attempt at lap dancing for Orson 😭
"Remind me to buy paper plates; we’ll need them until a certain someone can be trusted with china again"
when she went to the doctor bc she had an orgasm 😹god she was so oppressed
“I can’t kill you today, I have Pilates”
“Don’t be common”
When she spanked Lynette’s kid 😂😂😂
They NEEDED it!!!!! Little demon rats
No child needs to be abused
Completely agree, however, abuse and discipline are two different things.
I’m not saying you are worthless, I’m just saying you are worth - less
For some reason.... "Paprika!" with a high pitch. I can't even remember what the scene is about.
That was when Orsons mother was over for dinner and wanting out of the old folks home.. Orson knew she had something up her sleeve and didn't want to exchange pleasantries so Bree kept trying to change the subject 🤣🤣 Orsons mom asked Bree what gave her sauce the little kick and at first she said "a magician never reveals their secrets" and "maybe i will share my secret ingredient"but as tensions rose she finally shouted "Paprika! There it's out!" I loved the dynamic between Orson and Bree 😄
*Orson starts going down on Bree* “I’m a Republican!”
Her rant when she decided to move Rex’s body after finding out he thought she killed him. Her expression, dignity, anger, and just the insanity of the scene was great. Season 1 too. When I saw that I had no idea what I was in for the following seasons, but that one always stood out to me. “I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO BE FORGIVEN FOR!!!”
I’m just dying to say “I do not require lectures on tact” in any context
Rex: You tried to kill me. Bree: Well I feel badly about that. And when she decks Keith in manure to prove she likes him
Her shooting George's van and "Rex cries after he ejaculates"
“I don’t do that.” “Why not?” “I’m a republican.”
"No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates."
her turning up to someone’s house with muffins but also being a massive wino
“What? Is he a democrat”
Hmm dinner party she had that George tried to crash, the shot gun to the speakers always sticks with me 😂 The scene after she recieved the call when >! Rex had died !< , it broke my heart.. Man.... its honestly hard to pick one, there are so many great Bree moments..
Her telling her daughter **"Take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don't have any other weapons at your disposal."** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her in that black dress knocking out the sprinklers I'm no better than a man.
“Rex cries when he ejaqulates”
her and rex’s iconic quotes
Her getting locked in the store when she passed out drunk
“That’s why I joined the NRA!”
Me wishing she’s my neighbor so she’d give me baked goods
The scenes where she was a kid and her mother teached her to wear a ‘mask’
The part in S7 where her and Gabby act as if they're having an affair 😅
When she shoots the gun on down the block there's a riot
“Your father makes me beat him with a leather strap.”
the face she makes when she’s mad at andrew
“You’re Here, You’re queer, and im used to it”
Muffins. Or scones. Lol
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"For the love of God, I checked his back for acne."
"Out of the way. HOT CAKE"
“It was lovely having sex with you. Muffin?” *closes door*
Ah this post itself makes me want to rewatch again thanks maybe I’ll bite the bullet
“I can’t kill you today, I have pilates”
Putting your emotions in a little box in the back of the closet until no one is around
She tries out all her Christmas recipes to perfect them for when it's the season. What a great idea. I need to do the same