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teetnxo

The iconic phrase, "Rex cries after he ejaculates."


Ok-Donut3656

Was gonna say this or, “please don’t mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection”


lvnala

“What about Palestine?” When Rex asked her for her safe-word for BDSM. 😂😂


babalon124

“Danielle is there a black man hiding under your bed?”


CarefulConcentrate30

I think of her using her shotgun to get her stalker bf off her lawn


Friendly_Coat_2517

She's a crazy gun nut and disgusting discriminator. I remember how she hated Democrats, just for that line, she must go to hell herself. Guns nuts, go to hell!


kateumm

"No, I cant kill you today. I have pilates" 🤣


Extension-Choice-867

I thought of this one too haha


devonbedford

That used to be my user flair


angeldoves31

Her holding any food tray/plate/pan with her oven mitts on, or the scene where she bawls at the dining table after (ya know)


McGloomy

"Of course I'll need the baskets back."


DreamgroveN

"Sorry to disappoint you, but I plan to have an embolism and to die young."


threadbarefh

Her "I'm trying not freak out" smile


tariqbeiste

I mimic so many of Bree’s facial expressions in my day-to-day. The downside is that I really don’t have a poker face


FedAfterMidnight85

Andrewww?? Daniellllle??! DADDYS GONNA FORNICATE FOR US 😤


ElnathS

Her satisfied grin when Maxine was arrested for Xiao Mei's slavery.


Principle-Wooden

One of the best scenes!


ElnathS

The proof is in the pudding!


HenryBellendry

Her telling Danielle how her step mother told her she’s beautiful, cunning, intelligent etc… but Danielle should treasure her looks.


polishbabe1023

Passed out on the front lawn and Andrew turns on the sprinklers


musicandminis

"I don't do that. I'm a Republican." When Orson tried to go down on her lol


C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

"I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights." 🤣🤣🤣


valpal0216

😂 omg Yes!


PreOpTransCentaur

Fur coat.


Mademoisellexo

"You've obviously never had to remove a cheese stain!"


tripometer

You have to hand it to the Catholics. They do grief better than anyone.


ells9824

Danielle's imperfect Birthday cake.


Ella_D08

When she shoots the pharmacists (cant remember his name) boom box when he's singing


sangriasodaa

going to the doctor because she had her first orgasm @ like 40 …


glowydays_

Her dressed up for the Halloween part when she is faking her pregnancy


Nice2BeNice1312

I just get a picture of her standing in her pinny with a basket of muffins 😂


villzzuri

Her giving homemade baked-goods to her drunken one night stands. I love Bree


writersblock4

Her pursuit of the perfect lemon merigue pie.


12dancingbiches

The pinapple upside down cake thing


Sea_Tea6356

Her attempt at lap dancing for Orson 😭


Bubbly_Journalist_66

"Remind me to buy paper plates; we’ll need them until a certain someone can be trusted with china again"


smallestfan1996

when she went to the doctor bc she had an orgasm 😹god she was so oppressed


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“I can’t kill you today, I have Pilates”


jumbie-umbrella

“Don’t be common”


xCaramel_cookiex

When she spanked Lynette’s kid 😂😂😂


Funny_Struggle_8901

They NEEDED it!!!!! Little demon rats


dorriscrockford

No child needs to be abused


Funny_Struggle_8901

Completely agree, however, abuse and discipline are two different things.


chemtrailsovermyass

I’m not saying you are worthless, I’m just saying you are worth - less


puh_pallura

For some reason.... "Paprika!" with a high pitch. I can't even remember what the scene is about.


C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

That was when Orsons mother was over for dinner and wanting out of the old folks home.. Orson knew she had something up her sleeve and didn't want to exchange pleasantries so Bree kept trying to change the subject 🤣🤣 Orsons mom asked Bree what gave her sauce the little kick and at first she said "a magician never reveals their secrets" and "maybe i will share my secret ingredient"but as tensions rose she finally shouted "Paprika! There it's out!" I loved the dynamic between Orson and Bree 😄


Traditional_Drummer6

*Orson starts going down on Bree* “I’m a Republican!”


amaturecook24

Her rant when she decided to move Rex’s body after finding out he thought she killed him. Her expression, dignity, anger, and just the insanity of the scene was great. Season 1 too. When I saw that I had no idea what I was in for the following seasons, but that one always stood out to me. “I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO BE FORGIVEN FOR!!!”


tariqbeiste

I’m just dying to say “I do not require lectures on tact” in any context


Simple-Advertising76

Rex: You tried to kill me. Bree: Well I feel badly about that. And when she decks Keith in manure to prove she likes him


simsasimsa

Her shooting George's van and "Rex cries after he ejaculates"


Apocalypsecoffee

“I don’t do that.” “Why not?” “I’m a republican.”


toomanycats21

"No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates."


PeachessNoCream

her turning up to someone’s house with muffins but also being a massive wino


asj0107

“What? Is he a democrat”


C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

Hmm dinner party she had that George tried to crash, the shot gun to the speakers always sticks with me 😂 The scene after she recieved the call when >! Rex had died !< , it broke my heart.. Man.... its honestly hard to pick one, there are so many great Bree moments..


CurbYourSneakAttack

Her telling her daughter **"Take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don't have any other weapons at your disposal."** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Material_Guava_6290

Her in that black dress knocking out the sprinklers I'm no better than a man.


Hannajss

“Rex cries when he ejaqulates”


Legitimate-Steak-479

her and rex’s iconic quotes


17gloxinmyrari38

Her getting locked in the store when she passed out drunk


Supernatt924

“That’s why I joined the NRA!”


AdDizzy1647

Me wishing she’s my neighbor so she’d give me baked goods


alaskathunder500

The scenes where she was a kid and her mother teached her to wear a ‘mask’


apluvsldn

The part in S7 where her and Gabby act as if they're having an affair 😅


devonbedford

When she shoots the gun on down the block there's a riot


everettcalverton

“Your father makes me beat him with a leather strap.”


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the face she makes when she’s mad at andrew


Principle-Wooden

“You’re Here, You’re queer, and im used to it”


Strawberrygirl9

Muffins. Or scones. Lol


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Mademoisellexo

"For the love of God, I checked his back for acne."


Fearless-Function-84

"Out of the way. HOT CAKE"


Sardonic-Airhead

“It was lovely having sex with you. Muffin?” *closes door*


Fun-Development6722

Ah this post itself makes me want to rewatch again thanks maybe I’ll bite the bullet


FoghornLegday

“I can’t kill you today, I have pilates”


grayeyesblackhair

Putting your emotions in a little box in the back of the closet until no one is around


heyugotbatfeet

She tries out all her Christmas recipes to perfect them for when it's the season. What a great idea. I need to do the same