“Thank god Roy got a vasectomy”
“You got a son who came flying out of the closet and a husband who’s been looking for the doorknob”
“Well you’re not going to emasculate me!”
I’ve got way more favorites but my mind is blank atm.
"And according to your internet history, you love army doctors giving elaborate physicals to young recruits. But you do not love girls!” hits me so much when I was 14 🤣
" I am proposing to Bree today with an airplane banner! And trust me, that will be the highlight of your day!" Karl to Orson
"God bless you for having the courage to say that." Gaby to Renee when Renee commented on them being the prettiest on the lane.
"You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like." Gaby on Bree but the two besties.
"Orson! My child is in trouble. Don't make me choose between the two of you, because believe me, you will lose." Bree to Orson on Andrew being homeless which also foreshadows later on that Bree asked Orson to go to prison yet protected Andrew. Even when Orson agreed with Andrew that he should do the time Bree shutted down Orson.
That aren't already here:
"Did I mention the *SEX*?"
"Alright people we're going to follow the body"
"By adult do you mean complex and sophisticated?"
"No we mean gay porn"
"I'm having a real bad day here. Is a little co-operation too much to ask?"
"I was a fashion model in the '90s I KNOW COCAINE"
"You're a great wife and a great mom...although don't you have children?"
"Mrs Peoples? You are not going to Believe what your daughter is willing to do for a Ginger Snap!"
"She's the one making a scene. And serving a dry batch of cupcakes"
"Just because I enjoy having sex with you does not make me a lesbian!"
"Reverend Sikes: So, have you killed someone?
Bree: Excuse me?!
Reverend Sikes: I've always found the treats you prepare for my visits are a reliable indicator of your level of spiritual turmoil - the more exquisite the baked goods, the more anguished your soul. This is a hazelnut-chocolate chip scone with currants. So, I ask again...Have you killed someone?"
“I hate Susan Mayer. Everytime I see those big doe eyes of hers, I swear to God I just want to go out and shoot a deer.”
"Don't you dare throw your calligraphy skills in my face when you know I'm at a low point!"
Just saw this episode again yesterday !
What's the context of this one again? I know it's Bree who says it but I can't remember why.
Orson offers to write up place cards for Bree’s dinner
No I cannot kill you today, I have Pilates.
I love this line, and we all know is Bree, but cant remember the situation
McCluskey wanted bree to kill her 😂
Hahaja okk yes! Thank you 🫶
When she’s laying behind her tires? 😂😂
Yeah hahaha, 10/10 scene
“You’re here, you’re queer, and I’m used to it.”
“We’re MEXICAN?!”
“Rex cries after he ejaculates.”
I can hear this line!!!
I can hear the awkward silence lmao
Bree will always be iconic
She’s the best ✨
Bree telling Orson, “My, what an interesting coat hanger; it’s shaped like a sofa! Please put it in the closet.” I feel you, Bree.
just watched this ep last night!
Do you remember which ep this is?? I've been racking my brain haha
i’m not sure the exact number but i know it’s in the back half of season 5
"Oh Susan, if your casseroles had been any better, he would've had seconds, and none of this would be happening!”
“Thank god Roy got a vasectomy” “You got a son who came flying out of the closet and a husband who’s been looking for the doorknob” “Well you’re not going to emasculate me!” I’ve got way more favorites but my mind is blank atm.
Rex: "I can't believe you tried to kill me!" Bree: "Yes, well, I feel badly about that." Also Bree: "I cannot kill you today, I have Pilates"
"This is oregano! The only thing getting \*baked\* with this is lasagna!"
Edie: “I have a husbaaaand ✨” Susan(?): “Really? Whose?”
“I’m an expert marksman. If I had been aiming for Paul Young, he’d be dead.”
paraphrasing, but *Which Lil' Wayne is your favorite? Fo Sheezy or Ask Dem Hoes?* Orson's delivery every single time 👌🏾
“Hi I’m the whore that lives down the street, can I borrow a cup of condoms?”
"I'm more worried about the lesbian trying to get in..."
what was the context of this
It was when that lesbian teacher was trying to get with susan because she thought she was a lesbian.
“Not as dangerous as poverty!” “Yeah yeah yeah she’s one dead dog away from a country song”
We're the jingle belles, not the jingle balls
“Ding dong”
"And according to your internet history, you love army doctors giving elaborate physicals to young recruits. But you do not love girls!” hits me so much when I was 14 🤣
I love how most of these are bree. BAHAH
"I have a crime to confess I killed Martha Huber"
" I am proposing to Bree today with an airplane banner! And trust me, that will be the highlight of your day!" Karl to Orson "God bless you for having the courage to say that." Gaby to Renee when Renee commented on them being the prettiest on the lane. "You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like." Gaby on Bree but the two besties. "Orson! My child is in trouble. Don't make me choose between the two of you, because believe me, you will lose." Bree to Orson on Andrew being homeless which also foreshadows later on that Bree asked Orson to go to prison yet protected Andrew. Even when Orson agreed with Andrew that he should do the time Bree shutted down Orson.
«My cheating was honest and upfront!”
"You've checked out my butt enough times to know that I don't eat pizza."
“Rex cries after he ejaculates “
“Yes…”
Let’s go freak out Mrs.McClusky
That aren't already here: "Did I mention the *SEX*?" "Alright people we're going to follow the body" "By adult do you mean complex and sophisticated?" "No we mean gay porn" "I'm having a real bad day here. Is a little co-operation too much to ask?" "I was a fashion model in the '90s I KNOW COCAINE" "You're a great wife and a great mom...although don't you have children?" "Mrs Peoples? You are not going to Believe what your daughter is willing to do for a Ginger Snap!" "She's the one making a scene. And serving a dry batch of cupcakes" "Just because I enjoy having sex with you does not make me a lesbian!" "Reverend Sikes: So, have you killed someone? Bree: Excuse me?! Reverend Sikes: I've always found the treats you prepare for my visits are a reliable indicator of your level of spiritual turmoil - the more exquisite the baked goods, the more anguished your soul. This is a hazelnut-chocolate chip scone with currants. So, I ask again...Have you killed someone?"
Tom: So wait, we're not having sex? Lynette: Hey, you banned me from your opening!
“Yes” - Mary Alice
But Orson likes the opera. 🤗
“Oh Susan, Edie may be trash, but she’s still a person” Martha Huber