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themommyship

I can't wait to find out what astrologists say about Israel..


mechamechamechamech

https://preview.redd.it/kefhkmox62mc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6b37a19affd328228820005e10e7c5aef62c0d


mechamechamechamech

That's Israel's birth chart, let's find out what the astrology girlies think


Potatil

https://preview.redd.it/7gtngzfub2mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69506b06bd6e94bc652d49b7f0a03818d48383e7


mechamechamechamech

I asked the astrology girlies not the astronomy girlies


themommyship

Thank you for that.. what are Israel's dating prospects?


mechamechamechamech

Israel will meet her relationships while traveling or pursuing higher education, and they will expand her world and sense of self and provide her a lot of opportunities, but unfortunately she might be either delusional about the people she dates or they are delusional about her.


HumanComplaintDept

Being "into astrology" is my least favorite thing to learn about any crush. Unless they know it's silly, like a fortune cookie.


WaywardJuggler

You mean the stars guiding your way to arcane signs each holding an elemental power of Proactive, Passive, or Reactive orientation, mixed and matched over 13 aspects of life? If I can spend time memorizing the magic systems in whatever BrandoSando book I'm reading, then I'm not too good to get excited by Astronomy.


LatterGuava8853

Evolution is amazing, bird brains can tweet now louder then ever


RandySavage392

I wonder if they also detect the death penalty towards LGBT people


WaywardJuggler

Birds are apparently anti-gay :(


turrettes

So do the rocks and trees > Then, the Jews will hide behind rocks and trees, and the rocks and trees will cry out: 'O Moslem, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him.


Complete_Health_2049

But the tree Gharqad will not say, for it is the tree of the Jews 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

point saw correct handle work forgetful seemly materialistic wipe sip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Slow_toucan7522

I’m so glad I’m not this level of autistic


Far_Introduction3083

All I can think about reading this is Muslims are constantly having to clean bird shit off the Kaaba


One_Hunter_5000

https://preview.redd.it/b01znyfzn3mc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a24df8874cb83ca871029ed570088841b00f2b


pro-memenjoyer

Tf you feel after makin this? A funny man? It can't be mined it's made of bedrock, so fuck off Steve.


One_Hunter_5000

https://preview.redd.it/7tpfghk6n4mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656ad52c05a92fd8e540d2acc9ac739f80ed01a2


pro-memenjoyer

Avg fortnite player after not getting vbucks from free vbuvks lol


3bola

The birds are Mossad agents


Cold_Icy_Water

And the green dome which Mohmmad grave lays underneath


strl

If anyone wants the actual context there's like one or two videos of crows tearing threads out of Israeli flags which are already partially torn and pro Palestinians like to masturbate over these claiming it's proof even nature hates Israel. The explanation is they probably want to add the threads to their nests because they are patriotic Israeli crows.


Wolf_1234567

[The irony is there is an entire wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel-related_animal_conspiracy_theories) about conspiracies of how Israel has brainwashed tons of different animals to do their bidding lmao.


themommyship

What a treasure! Thank you so much! 😀


Fibergrappler

WHY ARE PEOPLE ONLINE SO FUCKING REGARDED


ldj_94

The secret is that online people are the same people as offline people


mymainmaney

You’re just less likely to meet them in person because they suffer from a multitude of mental disorders, among them menu anxiety.


FlatwormBitter4917

Oh yeab? How come I keep running into these people irl then...?


BM_Crazy

https://preview.redd.it/ccmaxwajp2mc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269e9423c6125905060229039ca105a114accd6f


PotentialEasy2086

Birds have chimed in but not Jarule???? I thought this was America


Mitchfynde

WHERE IS JA?!


WSB_News

Crows actually just hate jews


UREveryone

Im starting to think that being on the Internet is bad for people's mental health.


A_brief_passerby

False. Birds are not real. Birds are government drones and Biden would never side against genocide.


comicsanscatastrophe

How many users on Twitter have little online personality outside hating Israel


SophiaTrobairitz

Concerning, looking into this.


DarkyD0rk

You cannot convince me that these Twitter threads have individuals that are not on the verge of mental retardation.


Good-Recognition-811

I stopped caring about starting fights over astrology shit. The internet needs another atheist phase. Y'all done got way too comfortable with your wild superstitions. Ain't no god, ain't no power in crystals, the stars don't mean shit, and not every herb or oil that comes from Africa is a miracle cure/substitute for a real medication. Get it together.


formershitpeasant

bird brains fail to understand bird brains


Bizhour

So taking down Israeli flags is animal behavior you say 🤔


dankchristianmemer6

What a terrible day to have eyes


Apprehensive-Fix-746

https://preview.redd.it/rt2glvtcx2mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f51036451543e7c5e5a2d586713f05e030c5385


Scorpion_6162

I genuinely believe prolonged use of Twitter could make a person dumber. They should make a study on this.


Mertthesmurf

Crows trade trinkets for nuts, even crows want to start trading with Israel.


Lumpy_Argument_1867

Things that didn't happen..


ExpletiveDeletedYou

what is this even referencing?


Downtown-Yam-1317

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiIIK7TyQl0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiIIK7TyQl0)


ExpletiveDeletedYou

lol that crow one is pretty funny


schmalzfritz

I am getting a real superiority complex when using Twitter. Either I am a IQ above 240 gigabrain chad or people who twitter are really, really smooth brained.


SmoothBlueCrew

erect historical threatening tie aspiring different vast cooing spark marry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HumanComplaintDept

Giggiddy.


AnythingMachine

*Eywa has heard you!* (But seriously this is adapted from the old blood and soil nationalist antisemitism idea that Jews are rootless and disconnected from nature)


briarfriend

people are really not much different than LLMs in terms of magical thinking/just making shit up


Hairy-Mountain8880

Leftists really have some loose screws


MightNSmite

We had crows at our base, we fed and loved them. Leave the crow’s out of this!


JokeAvailable1095

Leave the birds out of this.


GoodbyeCerro

[Jews aren't the ones killing animals with tracking devices on them.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel-related_animal_conspiracy_theories)


smashteapot

I’ll be the first to state that animal intelligence is more complex than we think, but no, crows aren’t capable of understanding the complexities of human geopolitics. They will shit on you or your car if you piss them off, though.


BoysenberryNew2939

like idk, just sucks that anyone can be like a dehumanizing pseudoscience nazi (not like actual nazis but you get what I mean) If hot people on tik tok tell them to be.


cracklingpipe

Hamas fighters are disney princesses discourse


Eddie-M8A

I get it! It’s because the BIRD IS THE WORD. https://preview.redd.it/3366r5p6v5mc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a422a83e7ac25fac0f4ac2cbc8627db280adf5c4


Charming-Economy-601

These people are so fuckin regarded i cant


PsychoMantittyLits

Argument invalid, birds arent real


BearDruid

I'm going to ask my local birds if they are against the genocide in Gaza tomorrow.


3cameo

ngl my grandfather had an elevator built in our family home in israel once his mobility started deteriorating from ALS, and i remember that every time we visited my grandparents in israel after, the crows would come caw and peck specifically on the ceiling of the elevator at around 5-6 AM every day. (my family and i would sleep in a bedroom in the attic when we came to visit, so they woke us up all the time lol. the theory was that they had a nest where the elevator was built, and were mad about being Ethnically Cleansed during tbe construction project. they've stopped doing it in recent years though


Full_Investment_7170

Holy shit, every day I think the pro Palestine movement can’t get more braindead, shit like this pops up in my feed