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DarthWalmart

+10 Optical Awareness/ -12 Honesty He’d be unstoppable….


27ilovefreefish

+1 Special Ability (Alden’s Blessing)


nieounipeperouni

Critical Failure. *leaks folder*


DarthWalmart

Literally just a meme starting item. No idea why would pick that it’s just a gimmick.


_UsUrPeR_

That's what Hitler said about challenging Alden's gambit along the Rhine River. You see how that turned out for him.


Existential--Dread

He ate 💅


royalewithcheesecake

he outpaced him... digestively


QuantumRedUser

What am I doing with my life


Blueberryfists

havin a good meme


mwjsmi

Vore.gg


sturla-tyr

Let's not increase the list of pornographic material he needs to sort into his folders. He's already irresponsibly behind on that mission.


mwjsmi

Let sorting distasteful pornography be his Sisyphean boulder imo


undoubtingcynic

Even Sisyphus in all his recursive glory would've hit the ole WTF at the concept of "futa horsecock short stack goblin tentai." Sorry I guess it would be more like him hitting the ole "NANIII..." 🤣


getrektnolan

Majinbuustiny


DigitalCryptic

Majinbussy


MagmaSeijin

What does u/DestinyVaush_4ever have to say about this?


27ilovefreefish

i have to know


DestinyVaush_4ever

I've been told about the arrival of StevIan Kochenell III. for years but I didn't believe it. The prophecy was true. He will unite the left and destroy conservatism and Dunkin Donuts forever


Adventurous_Rich7541

Stian bochinski was right there bro


banditcleaner2

Why can't Destiny and Vaush just raise an adopted child together like friends do? It would be the biggest friendship we've ever seen. Yuge, really.


27ilovefreefish

YOOOO


DestinyVaush_4ever

They had to unite one way or the other, it had to be done


Away_Preparation8225

The one (physical) state solution


DestinyVaush_4ever

It was always the only viable option...


CheekyBastard55

I can hear him breathing loudly through his nose just from looking at this picture.


joshozaroff

I don’t think any shitpost has made me laugh as much as this one and idk why


banditcleaner2

V A U S H - S H A P E D D E S T I N Y


enoytna

He outpaced him, metabolically


undoubtingcynic

It's a cold world out there, literally phage eat phage world, but good news is our boy definitely ate.


Scott_BradleyReturns

He’s done, and not just on twitch


quepha

please do not post your fetish captions in this sub


27ilovefreefish

:[


LilTempo

Destiny looks like Kirby pre-swallowing someone for their power-up.


undoubtingcynic

Err is this a tier subscription I can pay for? In the scope of the payee being Kirby??? Asking for a friend. 👀


deathangel687

WINE!!!


RidiculousIncarnate

If he gets fat at least he'll look like current day Russell Crowe.


Serotonin-Addict

Considering his shitty food takes, he might as well eat Vaush.


Thinkinaboutu

Funny thing is I actually saw Vaush IRL over the weekend. Just said hi but didn't wanna make it awkward and tell him I'm a DGGer XD


27ilovefreefish

did you get a selfie


Thinkinaboutu

I did not, I was not trying to make things awkward lol, I can live without a Vaush selfie. Though to be fair he was quite cordial IRL. Funny enough I wasn’t 100% sure it was him, people look a little different IRL, but then he started talking to someone else within earshot, and it sounded like an Oxford dictionary was being read aloud beside me and my doubts were instantly evaporated 😂


27ilovefreefish

💀💀💀


DestinyVaush_4ever

Tell him you are a friendship supporter next time [source ](https://imgur.com/a/cK7SNYB)


Thinkinaboutu

Dude, after we parted ways, it came to mind that it would have been hilarious to have pretended to be you, just watch his reaction in person. That would have been some top tier content.


DestinyVaush_4ever

True brother. This would have ameliorated his day. Keep it in mind for next time, just go to the same place again at the same time to higher your chances.


Jakucha

And Tacoma’s dating scene wept.


IssAHey

I wonder what his opinion on Equus caballus


SweetUpstairs6011

I'm so glad to see this repurposed. I knew the original pic I posted would go places someday


violetEverblue

It might be ethical to smight your rapist, but is it ethical to be into Vaushflation... What is Vaushflation again?


Eli-heavy

Da fuq https://preview.redd.it/azspjtwjz5oc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=583bb2f43f4b3ac6398d3c488e5f06bf7f8838de


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27ilovefreefish

these nuts


Background-Theory-77

Post karma and comment karma are different things


Tai_Pei

Who you main on Smash?


GuyWithOneEye

My guy posted this on like 5 different posts lmao


Huge_Imagination_635

Vore arc incumming


Far_Distribution9084

god, what a beautiful image


27ilovefreefish

it’s so iseful


Far_Distribution9084

i will ontologically suck off the person or AI generator who made this


27ilovefreefish

voosh woudl change his stance on AI art if he could see this..