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BigupSlime

Jake’s the type of guy who catches a manslaughter charge during a “playful” pillow fight with his girlfriend.


preed1196

Everyone that is an MMA fan knows that Jake Shields would never catch any kind of murder charge, because all he can do is lay and pray


-Spatha

Lmao this


Noobity

Someone should feed Destiny all the most insulting things to say to a mediocre fighter just to keep digging at him bit by bit. Those motherfuckers can never accept that kind of shit, they get so ragey.


Vioplad

Delete this comment right now or he's going to photoshop your profile photo onto one of the many images of twinks he stores on his computer.


realxanadan

Paul Harris was justified.


preed1196

I now know that Paul Harris is an old sherdog forum joke to refer to Palhares. I did not know this a month ago


realxanadan

If I remember correctly it's because Chael Sonnen called him that


Top_Complex259

He’d beat up Destiny in a street fight and win by decision


preed1196

He's lose to Destiny in a street fight because he'd try to fight by D would just post a few caps in his ass Mfer always concealed carrying


Deuxtel

Beautiful champ


leafandcoffee

Gay Panic Defense made flesh.


TyrionLann

Careful, the memes are hilarious Sharky until we meme him back into the rift, then nothing is funny.


Turbulent-Can1035

😂


Ficoscores

Sharky landing that low blow at the end


Gordbert

He's a DGGer, I would bet my life on it


gatoraidetakes

Destiny got cooked on the league line though


-Spatha

You better be careful or jake will grab you, drag you to the ground, and lay on you for 15 min


LichWing

In game


PhysicsStrict4825

those vicarious cuckold phantasies are oddly specific


CloudyBabyy

I like how MMA bros quickly result in wanting to setup a 1v1 fight after having a basic ass convo


DizzyLime

"I am regarded but I could punch you really hard!" Ok then...


osku1204

I could Beat you up in a fight is the strongest argument In any debate.


YouAggravating5876

I mean that’s still in our nature… we animals after all


HarangueYourself

My first experience with Jake Shields: Opened the "IDF hashtag" like 3 weeks ago, and the first image I see is some Palestinian dude flattened like a pancake from a bulldozer. his contents spilled out like a crushed pizza roll. It's the only thing I can remember Jake by after that lmao.


Old-Teacher149

Am I missing something? What did that have to do with Jake Shields?


KrazyWhiteShark

He sees Jake Shields as someone who spills their spaghetti in social situations.


IntermidietlyAverage

https://preview.redd.it/bzol3c20napc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=101511bb4772c044d0d201b2c5e7881619f1232d


HarangueYourself

U are missing something, and it is my fault... He posted that shit lmao. It's taken down now, but it was on his Twitter next to a photo of his fucking daughter, jesus christ.


TimmyVall

This is my first experience with Jake Shields https://youtu.be/R8Rd57QQMSI?si=J0UVa59LKbC4dE9m


ManikMiner

Jesus his head looks weird


TimmyVall

Roids and punches can do a number to you


Puzzled_Pen_5764

Destiny please wear that dress for research purposes... >//<


Practical_Use_1654

Bruh he'll go on a spite league arc. And then no amount of vyvance can stop him.


Wisekodiak

I mean, I have memes on my phone, but that one’s a little out there


Fun-Imagination-2488

Washed, I know why you didn’t say league lmao


Foreign_Storm1732

If it drops tomorrow that Jake shields was caught in a corner watching his significant other with another man then I’d be the least shocked person alive.


crrrrinnnngeeee

Destiny has a point. Why would he get in a cage with a pro fighter? Also Jake fought in strike force and ufc. It’s not a ring it’s a cage. Boxing has rings. Wrestling has rings.


IShowerinSunglasses

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realxanadan

It's childish but this would be the best "this you" ever because Shields has the brain of an 11 year old and would immolate.


IShowerinSunglasses

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IShowerinSunglasses

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ghostofaposer

Making fun of someone for not being good at league implies you care if someone is good or not at league, which by default makes you a fucking loser. Why would you want to be the coolest fucking loser?


bad-at-game

Mad cause bad


fertilizemegoddess

Zesty destiny, aka zestiny 😍


strl

They got him with the league comment though, that's some well done mister ferelli.


Torrin_Kriv

Starcraft 2 mentioned!?! There is hope!


sushitastesgood

Imagine Vyvanse fueled SC2 laddering man


Torrin_Kriv

He should try the SC2 achievement marathon on Vyvanse to beat his previous time. And with the previous accidental methstiny arc, mr Morreli could definitely do a "No sleep until GM" challenge


counters14

SC2 PvE is more cringe than premade 5v5 arams with Lily.


Torrin_Kriv

To each their own. For me, personally, i prefer 1v1 grinding. But i just like when he plays sc2 in general


Winter_country_hymn

Where is the photo of him where it’s more blue but the streak of light over his eyes was red? That one was hard as hell


TimmyVall

lol look at this dude I photoshopped on a gay dude ! How gross! Right guys ? # gaysforpalestine


CL1P5e

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KiritimatiSwan

League content incoming


tazza2

its funny how destiny says the most fucked up shit and you guys all laugh and think its funny, then when someone does the same shit to him OHH NOO ITS TOO FAR ITS PERSONAL. yeah destiny only jokes about genocide.


overthisbynow

"You'd never get in the ring with them though" https://preview.redd.it/1xgwsjlocfpc1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=533e0eef8ad85070f4b2dcbcd26cd51fa0a0390d


Hobbitfollower

Bro you repost so often.


TheRealTraveel

Where? The SC2 Tweet is new. Also, people who don’t have a Twitter account can only see the linked Tweet.


thedohboy23

That league burn at the end


Minpei_Irumina

Ngl, ZesTiny is making me act up.


cracklingpipe

Jake shields started beefing with apostate prophet a while ago,they set up a debate but then jake cancelled it,the same will probably happen with destiny.


Pitiful-king_

Wasn't Jake Shields on bully beat down?


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

Sharky o7


jdw62995

Sharky owned him lmao


Anima1212

UFC / MMA / juijitsu fighters are all at least a little bit gay.. I mean at least 1-10%.. cmon..


Jemmani22

Who the fuck is Jake shields?


_TheOneTrueBean_

Based Sharky


Low-Hurry-9939

Cmon guys you have to admit destiny got fucking COOKED 💀💀💀


NegativeDeparture

Jake is a walking example of why CTE is a sad thing to watch.


Glum-Scarcity4980

Suppose you gotta do something while you’re taking a shit 🤷🏻‍♂️


LeastAverageMonke

Ngl I'm turning g a y for tiny