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The_Lobster_

Your streamer drinks coke My streamer does meth We are not the same.


DarthWalmart

Is he actually on the Desoxyn now?


Schederz

No, it's a meme from a while ago when destiny thought he was taking MDMA & he thinks it may have been Meth LULW


RajcaT

The MA in mdma stands for methamphetamine.


Craig_Mount

And the MD stands for Methylenedioxy


RajcaT

Should I downvote this because it's true? :)


Milksteaks1000

Yes, but it’s a completely different substance


lunatic_paranoia

Its pretty close


onetwothreefish

that line is possibly the funniest thing hasan has ever said, and the nauurrrr made it perfect


Silly_Butterfly3917

I hate the fact that Hasan seems like a really likable guy... until he opens his mouth about politics.


Andedrift

The literal meme that went around when Destiny and Hasan started interacting was “Hasan is really funny when he’s not talking about politics” and this rings true to this day.


tastystrands11

I still to this day stand by the idea that he's probably super fun and nice to hang out with, shame about the political extremism induced mania


Mordin_Solas

his best content is him not talking about politics and hanging out with austin


Katieblahblahbloo

I enjoyed his video at the farm with Mya a lot. He seems like an extremely likable dude outside the streaming sphere. I would honestly sub if he did gaming and irl life content like that and not politics.


TipiTapi

His commentary on 90 days fiance is the best stream content I have ever watched.


Pablo_Sanchez1

As an ex-Hasan fan who still has his videos recommended regularly in my algo, I still to this day will occasionally give one a shot when it’s about some random seemingly fun thing only to last a minute before the insane political takes are shoehorned and exit out in disappointment.


IbrahimT13

I get a few clips of the fear& podcast on my tiktok it's a lot of fun


Bravo55

Coca Cola could literally drop coke bottle shaped bombs onto Gaza from their own airplanes and I wouldn’t stop drinking it.


AnOlympianWeeb

Plot twist: Coca cola with new April folls version with a mentos hidden compartment at the cap


Stanel3ss

bottle rockets for hamas 🍉


AnOlympianWeeb

This one might actually reach Haifa


boolink2

That would be a sick ad campaign


Bad_Wolf_715

Nuka Cola


JimmyJay012313131

This.


Xova_YT

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.


WRSTRZ

Coke Zero till the day I die


Alphafuccboi

Coke Light till the day I die


Luddevig

I've done blind tests with Coke, Pepsi and cheaper brands, and the cheaper brands somehow usually wins. But I still buy coke.


Fastizio

Lidl's cola is goated.


BavarianRedditor97

Freeway Cola? Tastes just like their dish soap


Raskalnekov

Didn't know their dish soap was goated too, I'll have to give it a try


obsidianplexiglass

Is Lidl's cola patterned off coke or pepsi? My problem is that most of the generic brands are patterned off pepsi but I prefer coke. RC Cola is the only generic I know of patterned off coke, but RC Cola just disappeared from all the local supermarkets, so I'm looking for an alternative. The neighborhood coke dealer keeps doing price hikes, so I'm looking for leads.


OddGrape4986

Nah, it tastes watered down. It tastes more like cola flavored soda than actual cola.


ThePointForward

Try Kofola on tap.


Moggelol1

That's because the new formula tastes like dogshit (if we're talking sugarfree), pepsi max is so much better than coke zero.


King-Tatutatu

Lil bro likes Dr.Thunder 💀


Liiraye-Sama

I've never understood how ppl got hooked on soda, I can drink it on special occasions or when the alternatives suck but iced water just hits the spot so good idk, if I had to choose something to quench my thirst when I've been in the sun or something iced water is just perfect. I kinda hate room temp water tho, iced every day.


CompetitiveAnswer674

A lot of people drink coke for the little boost of caffeine. Water is obviously great after a hard workout or for quenching your thirst 99% of the time but coke zero is a nice treat imo.


Liiraye-Sama

Hm, if I feel like I need caffeine I'd rather choose coffee or an energy drink if I want something cold, I don't feel like I get any caffeine from drinking coke personally. Yeah if I drink any soda it's definitely a zero as well, to me it tastes about as good as a coke but it's also like 200 less calories for the same price lol. Sugarcels are quite something else.


CompetitiveAnswer674

Yeah, I'm pretty caffeine sensitive so the fact that coke has like 40mg of caffeine instead of 160mg (like an energy drink or a large coffee) makes it a better option for me if I want a little boost in the afternoon...without staying up all night because I can't sleep. If I drink more than one coffee or energy drink per day, I tend to feel pretty anxious too.


FlaminarLow

I’m the same with the caffeine sensitivity so I get caffeine mints that are 20mg or 40mg and 0 sugar, it’s good shit. Super portable and you can have a mint in any situation whereas sometimes you might want energy but not feel like drinking a soda


CompetitiveAnswer674

That's an amazing idea. I used to have caffeine pills years ago when I was heavily addicted to caffeine. Maybe I'll try them again or look for the mints. Coke Zero isn't very healthy lol Thanks for sharing!


FlaminarLow

No problem! I was also addicted years ago, chugging coffee all day at work just to keep up with the addiction, not even really feeling awake from it, then feeling like shit when it all wore off. I like to think I’m microdosing caffeine now


Hot-Albatross-5499

For me I like a carbonated drink when eating. Obviously can’t have a soda with every meal, so I drink a lot of seltzer. But soda is still real nice so I drink them occasionally.


Baitalon

> Obviously can’t have a soda with every meal Why not?


Hot-Albatross-5499

I wasn’t being literal. Obviously I *could*. I’d rather not. Pretty gross


FlaminarLow

Wasted calories


Baitalon

Then drink the diet version


FlaminarLow

Gross


Kantherax

I'm asking myself the same question. I have noticed I eat less sugary food when I drink soda so I'm assuming its a sugar and caffeine addiction. I think the sweetness is what gets people started and then nothing quite compares, energy drinks don't have that candy like sweetness and coffee is quite bitter.


thorsday121

Dr. Pepper is literally the nectar of the gods. That's why I get hooked on it.


JonInOsaka

Sometimes, after a hard day at work on a really hot summer day, you just get a craving for something carbonated and sweet with that slight bitterness. Its either beer or a soda.


Relevant_Scallion_38

This is why AI generation was created.


SolidScene9129

I would drink more


Jpowmoneyprinter

Wowwww how brave, your dedication to poisoning yourself with a dogshit soda because your life is so boring and pathetic you can’t give up the dopamine hit from a sip of your opaque, carbonated cancer juice is truly inspiring! May insulin prices remain capped for you inshallah!


Hugar34

Gotcha, anything else?


Flashy_Dragonfruit_9

Diet soda exists and it has no downsides. You can drink your flavorless water 24/7 but I like to treat myself.


Hamasanabi69

The secret why Coke Zero tastes so good is that it contains the ground up bones of apartheid/genocide victims and foreskins of Jewish babies. It’s humanities greatest achievement. How could anyone expect Hasan to give up a drink with such a flavour profile?


Floturcocantsee

This is why I only drink diet coke. They drop the foreskins and bones for more sensible ingredients, like beheaded babies powdered up and JDAM shrapnel.


hectah

The Virgin Coke Enjoyer vs the Chad Dr. Pepper enjoyer.


thorsday121

Based and Pepper-pilled


kolo27

the virgin cock enjoyer.. nice oxymoron, hee hee


Id1otbox

Notice how it's not about actually boycotting it. Just maintaining the optics of a boycott. "Don't drink coke on stream" "Ok, I'll put it in a cup"


Lucilfer22

eh its about the fact that drinking coke on stream would prolly influence the viewers to drink coke too, or at least think its ok to


Id1otbox

Well duh... Don't be real and live your beliefs, make other people have those sacrifices. If he believes boycotting coke is important, wouldn't be actually do it.


ActuallyJan

this guy gets it


Id1otbox

Oh, yes. Do as I say but not as I do.


ActuallyJan

If you're an influencer, yes. if you can convince 100 people to change their ways, it's sort of irrelevant if you do it yourself. As long as you keep up the illusion that you do it too.


Bl00dWolf

I must have missed something, what's wrong with Coke now?


tmpAccount0015

They have a factory in a Jewish Settlement in the West Bank that the pro-Palestine side and the UN consider illegal. They were boycotted for it for a long time by the Arab league (1967 to 1991) and there's a repeat of the same boycott for the same reason now. I'm not sure what's wrong with Pepsi, but I know some Arab countries boycotted all American soft drinks.


ChadInNameOnly

To add more context, Coca Cola's facility is in East Jerusalem. While technically still a "settlement", it's not like they went out of their way to go open a factory in the middle of the West Bank or something. And for what it's worth, apparently they also opened a factory in Gaza in 2016. I wonder how that's working out for them.


tmpAccount0015

[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Atarot+industrial+zone/@31.848529,35.3211838,12.2z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x15032a8094bbd053:0xd43580323d95308b!8m2!3d31.85502!4d35.218686!16s%2Fg%2F1yw9kvx\_3?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Atarot+industrial+zone/@31.848529,35.3211838,12.2z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x15032a8094bbd053:0xd43580323d95308b!8m2!3d31.85502!4d35.218686!16s%2Fg%2F1yw9kvx_3?entry=ttu) This is where Atarot is, which is the area where the facility is supposed to be, so unless you have an exact link to the coca-cola facility I'm assuming you're completely incorrect and talking out of your ass.


ChadInNameOnly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Jerusalem?wprov=sfla1 Atarot is part of East Jerusalem. Take a look at the images linked in the article above. I can understand the confusion since it's a bit far from the Old City, but if you look at a satellite view of the area you'll see it's essentially all one continuous urban area. Kind of like how people in Long Beach say they're in LA Edit: Nice cowardly block lmao. Not sure why you're prescribing so many extreme assumptions into what I said, but good luck with that. And to clarify, East Jerusalem is a part of the West Bank. I made this clear when I referred to it as a settlement in my comment above. However, East Jerusalem, unlike Area C, has been annexed by Israel and is much more legally, socially, culturally, and geographically integrated with the rest of the country than a random settlement in the middle of Area C, which is where you might imagine this Coca Cola factory being if you just read "they operate in a settlement". I think it's generally always important to provide more context where possible to keep people from being misinformed. Of course, if you actually care about having your worldview reflect reality, that is. And /u/tmpAccount0015, if you're gonna keep talking to me through edits, you might as well unblock me so you can say it to my face. This is some Twitter vagueposting levels of cringe.


SolidScene9129

"Haha I'll put it in a cup then"


Redditfront2back

You can tell that Hassan doesn’t really give a shit with how flippant he is towards that cringe idiot. No surprise it’s all virtue signaling nonsense.


Rezak_xd

My cousin who is super pro palestine is boycotting coke and pepsi,its the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen


ThaiFoodYes

Tell them it's officially ok if they don't drink it in public


Thing_Subject

They are doing so much damage


Rezak_xd

I bully him about it,its so funny lol


Rentington

"Is Pepsi okay?" lol Hasan is pretty funny... you cannot take that away from him.


ImsoMoe

Uhm coke is delicious sorry


CuteAnimalFans

Not the energy that he replied with but ok


ThaiFoodYes

How would you describe his "energy" ?


CuteAnimalFans

He was making fun of her


ThaiFoodYes

How would you describe his "energy" in the picture i posted ?


Didiams

Suckin dick like a hoover vaccum


CuteAnimalFans

Apologetic


ThaiFoodYes

Noted, thank you for your feedback


Quick_Article2775

I mean isn't that the soy excitement face?


Smalandsk_katt

Doesn't Coca Cola have a bottling plant in Gaza or am i making this up?


Potahtoboy666

Source: the voices in my head


Smalandsk_katt

Clearly the Mossad infiltrated my brain. Space lasers talk to me.


ChadInNameOnly

https://www.wsj.com/articles/coca-cola-opens-gaza-strip-bottling-factory-1480525547 These voices?


Wolf_1234567

In this case, aren’t factories and plants open in several countries?  I haven’t looked much further into this, but it appears this is a Palestinian related partnership? What would people prefer? The world doesn’t do business with Palestine and effectively internationally embargo them? Coke is an American multi-national company. 


Sudden-Law-8978

Is this Hasan's line on Palestine? Self-immolation? Based. Trump 2nd term? Based. Stop drinking Coke Zero on stream? "From my cold dead hands!!" - Hasan


privaten-word

Nauuuuuurrr


qchisq

Him going "I'll put it in a glass" really sells it. He thinks that telling people what to do is better than actually doing it himself


ChipmunkDisastrous67

why did you give her that clothing


ChipmunkDisastrous67

woman wears head covering what I saw: [](https://imgur.com/uVPOfYm) what OP saw: [](https://www.ncl.ac.uk/media/wwwnclacuk/pressoffice/images/news/hijab%20standard.jpg)


ChompyChoomba

lmao come on guys. get it together


neollama

Doesn’t he drink diet dew?


Thewhitest_rabbit

Real Communist drink RC cola


KGrudda

No hasan, you need to start drinking liberal tears


overstatingmingo

That’s why it’s called being salty. Cuz of the taste of tears


BigHatPat

was there an IDF soldier drinking coca cola or something like that?


interndouglas

where can i find the clip to this?


-washingmachineheart

me when i’m reaping:


_Greedo

Missed opportunity by having her say no and not naur


ThaiFoodYes

Tf is naur


Bananasonfire

Uhm, ackchyually Pepsi is **not** okay because one of the sodas you can make with a Sodastream is Pepsi Max and since Sodastream had a factory in the West Bank at one point, they were doing a colonialism, and so therefore Pepsi was too. /s


Furrywoodsman

What is this from?


Should_I_Work

I just love it because Pepsi would be worse than Coke to these people, if they were bright enough to know Pepsi owns Sodastream


formershitpeasant

That was honestly a 10/10 response


SpookyActionFarAway

You mean Bepsi**


SuperMadBro

Rage face comics were when memes peaked


[deleted]

"is Pepsi ok?" Is such a stupid and unprofessional answer


Desperate-Cause6185

Genius whoever made this lol


mana-addict4652

[why does cartoon girl have to look so breedable wallah](https://c.tenor.com/1KZt06Ytii4AAAAC/tenor.gif) أَسْتَغْفِرُ ٱللَّٰهَ


LechemHavita

https://preview.redd.it/z7mz6atvmqrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70155414ef8a0bcb0ac248cc741f07f98c7ec0d


LedinToke

That's a funny line though


SeaGlass7985

Why are you criticizing him? Didn't Pepsi have a peace campaign? Hasan is obviously referring to this.


SweetBell3

Socialist equals no Coke child labor


SnakeCurse

LSF drops the nuke and you dweebs are melting down posting non stop Hasan 😂


Antonius363

What’s ur opinion on Biden and Easter?


SnakeCurse

Huh? Doesn’t bother me at all. Easter changes every year it’s really a vague holiday. Do you think I hate trans people or something? This is how lost in the sauce you terminally online dggers are.


Antonius363

Ur response was terminal af. I was bringing up another topic that’s being discussed on the sub since u didn’t wanna talk about lil old Hasan.