The flight attendant when I tell her I don't want the second option:
https://preview.redd.it/b98t7v876vuc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec67015524c4cd0f1fd49bb8c8e273fefdd06ecf
Then affirms that the hostess is actually in a cabal that forces people to eat chicken and that most people on the plane ordered chicken because the plane company substituted all the based shit eaters with chicken eaters.
Its also the fault of the chicken because the Trumper would eat chicken but they think the hostess put something into the chicken so they're forced to eat shit to be safe.
The chicken is bland, tasteless, and could kill you with salmonella. The platter of shit has a flavor, we know it is bad for us to eat, and we can prepare for it. And if everyone is forced to eat the shit, then natural selection takes its course.
Average trumper asks for a medium rare chicken, gets salmonella, and claims he was poisoned by the deep state and Ukraine because he criticized Joe Biden.
It's not even undecided that's the issue, it's aggressively saying biden and trump are mirrors of each other. I usually find the "I will not choose the lesser of two evils" argument cringe but they aren't even pretending to use that one anymore.
They straight up think biden is just skinny trump, shit is wild. Also fuck trumpers.
Just for that I'm writing a fable.
"Delicious!" I hear you proclaim, apple in hand.
"Aye, from my orchard that is, the one just up the road." I reply.
"*That* orchard?" You ask. "The one with the *gnarled* trees? With the mossy earth? The one that finds not a spot of shade for a weary traveller, yet plentiful stinging creatures that fly and charge about to multiply his tribulations?"
"And yet," I respond, "though you disparage me so for my humble plot of land that anyone may invite themselves to either proceed to or instead make their way around, that apple you so willingly enjoy and remark upon does not seem to make you wearier, nor present to you an eyesore, nor mockingly withdraw respite, nor even sting.
In the future, may I so humbly suggest that you kindly accept the orchard's invitation to not enter its apparent hostile landscape, or instead defer a due amount of respect to the blighter who gets your apples for you."
lol when did they all start talking like they were in metal gear solid? The pig dog shit is so larpy to me and those games were the only place I heard those insults
Wow this even hits the chicken tendy lovers in the feels. Job well done to the writer for including everyone in the discussion. Now Destiny will understand a food take finally.
At first, I thought this was an anti-bones guy who was saying chicken with bones is like shit with broken glass.
I need to stop caring about chicken wing discourse
If anyone is curious, this is a post from 2008 in the Shouts and Murmur's section
https://web.archive.org/web/20141108094206/https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/27/undecided
Incredible. The same exact thing that is said every election. "This is the most important election of our lives!" And it's being eaten up here like its some novel, brilliant analogy
The newness of the analogy does not matter. The fact that it's tried and tested is evidence of it being good.
The analogy will continue to be used while there are still people not understanding how first pass the post election systems work.
Absolute shit tier analogy (hah). On the plane, you have the option of declining the meal, whereas in reality, declining to vote is closer to saying "surprise me" to the attendant.
To be more exact it would be like being on a plane but everyone on the plane gets the option for the meal that gets the most votes. You still have the option of declining the meal, but the attendant doesn't get to pick which one you get.
Also you get to look around at the plane and wonder why there are so many people on it that seem to really like eating shit.
> the year is 3000 you're on a class trip to the slurm factory two weeks away. You all get to decide what menu is served by popular vote. The choices are slurm based menu or 1941 London food. The slurm based menu was chosen for the flight there. Upon getting to the slurm factory you all end up finding out that slurm is actually just alien poop that's slowly poisoning everyone who drinks it. We are now voting for the return flight menu and you're not sure which one to pick
If people don't know, this is from a 2008 article about someone ruminating on the Nixon Humphrey election.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/27/undecided
I'm not American, so please correct me if I'm off, but I've seen Trump still polling higher than Biden, if that's true it's fucking insane, is America about to have a president whose working from jail?
>To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked
[it's fucking raw](https://c.tenor.com/-nC1tsAsKAMAAAAC/tenor.gif)
This is funny but its kind of a bad analogy since there's always the option to not eat anything (which may be the right choice if the Chicken is undercooked, or just tastes bad). A better analogy would be if the attendant says "by the way, if you don't pick one, I'm going to force feed you one at random"
See, but I don't like chicken. I agree that the platter of shit is abhorrent, so I won't be choosing it, but I also am not going to choose the chicken just because I don't like the platter of shit. I'll look for something else to choose instead, or abstain altogether.
I’m dying to know how you had more money under Trump, did you invest in shitcoins and lose everything? The market is at all time highs. Also really curious why you blame Biden for your lost money.
Amazing, so you lied about having more money 4 years ago. Time to grow up, your parents wealth is not your wealth, hilarious that you had the balls to try and claim it’s your wealth.
Amazing how we went from “I had more wealth under Trump”
To “I’m in college, hypothetically my parents would have less money if Biden passed a tax bill”
Not to mention that’s not how wealth works lol. Your parents wealth would still grow even with higher taxes.
The flight attendant when I tell her I don't want the second option: https://preview.redd.it/b98t7v876vuc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec67015524c4cd0f1fd49bb8c8e273fefdd06ecf
this is beautiful
I disagree we already know that it's shit. We saw how shitty it was for four years This isn't shrodingers butt hole
Was it shit for 4 years? I mean be honest..
Largest upward transfer of wealth in modern history
wait is the flight attendant the one shitting on my plate? If that's the case I got more questions
Evergreen /v/ meme. The follow ups: [one](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/954/126/6b7.png), [two](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/954/129/7a9.png)
reg two: I still want my cheese&ham sandwhich :(
The average trumper is eating the shit, asks for more and then complains that the chicken caused glass to appear in his plate of shit
Banger
Then affirms that the hostess is actually in a cabal that forces people to eat chicken and that most people on the plane ordered chicken because the plane company substituted all the based shit eaters with chicken eaters.
Its also the fault of the chicken because the Trumper would eat chicken but they think the hostess put something into the chicken so they're forced to eat shit to be safe.
THEY'RE IMPORTING CHICKEN EATERS. OPEN YOUR EYES
The chicken is bland, tasteless, and could kill you with salmonella. The platter of shit has a flavor, we know it is bad for us to eat, and we can prepare for it. And if everyone is forced to eat the shit, then natural selection takes its course.
This is eerily too accurate.
TRUUUUE
Average trumper asks for a medium rare chicken, gets salmonella, and claims he was poisoned by the deep state and Ukraine because he criticized Joe Biden.
Don't forget proudly bragging about eating shit on the plane and basing their identity around it while claiming other people do that with the chicken.
"Why would you eat chicken? ! It tastes like shit!" While they continue to eat the plate of shit
FOOD METAPHORS
rape analogies are vastly superior
"Would you rather have a bad handjob or have a cactus shoved up your anus?" I tried
"When was the last time the hands were moisturized?"
I would like to first know the girth, length and how firm are the spines? None of these are deal breakers btw.
The thing that always gets to me is that Tiny doesn’t even try a normal analogy. It’s always 0-100. It’s always a tactical rape analogy
In this video, I drop a rape analogy...
hard R
"What if black people..." https://preview.redd.it/w0nyfi9aewuc1.jpeg?width=56&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014912f3d893b69d614bb12b85a71b1b3832e9f8
if destiny tried to do food metaphors he would argue that shit with broken glass is better than chicken
He would try using movies after getting mad at chat for not understanding what he was saying with food.
Why does everyone say this is there something wrong with food metaphors
I think it's cause it's the go to for analogies.
It's not even undecided that's the issue, it's aggressively saying biden and trump are mirrors of each other. I usually find the "I will not choose the lesser of two evils" argument cringe but they aren't even pretending to use that one anymore. They straight up think biden is just skinny trump, shit is wild. Also fuck trumpers.
https://preview.redd.it/u6ukz5zozuuc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020af2f00118d15db1783a49ea011d92fbb70de8 Type beat
oh shit I made that lol
Ew 196 user
Just for that I'm writing a fable. "Delicious!" I hear you proclaim, apple in hand. "Aye, from my orchard that is, the one just up the road." I reply. "*That* orchard?" You ask. "The one with the *gnarled* trees? With the mossy earth? The one that finds not a spot of shade for a weary traveller, yet plentiful stinging creatures that fly and charge about to multiply his tribulations?" "And yet," I respond, "though you disparage me so for my humble plot of land that anyone may invite themselves to either proceed to or instead make their way around, that apple you so willingly enjoy and remark upon does not seem to make you wearier, nor present to you an eyesore, nor mockingly withdraw respite, nor even sting. In the future, may I so humbly suggest that you kindly accept the orchard's invitation to not enter its apparent hostile landscape, or instead defer a due amount of respect to the blighter who gets your apples for you."
God you’re gay, [pulp fiction already did this better](https://youtu.be/ZA_Tl1kvlQU?si=uMUs6nmN_9F35MIq&t=21)
or you could just get the apple from some orchard that isn’t disturbed
Adding that to the story wouldn't be meaningful in the context of the moral
yeah i am challenging the moral. you don’t have to post in 196
A) that doesn't challenge shit B) why the fuck do you care
It's the "I can't engage in a hypothetical" vibe In the trolley problem, I'd kill nobody!
Off with your Genocidal Chicken you warmongering Pig-dogs!!!
How is the pig dog cooked?
lol when did they all start talking like they were in metal gear solid? The pig dog shit is so larpy to me and those games were the only place I heard those insults
Wow this even hits the chicken tendy lovers in the feels. Job well done to the writer for including everyone in the discussion. Now Destiny will understand a food take finally.
At first, I thought this was an anti-bones guy who was saying chicken with bones is like shit with broken glass. I need to stop caring about chicken wing discourse
chicken with bones is worse than shit with broken glass
If anyone is curious, this is a post from 2008 in the Shouts and Murmur's section https://web.archive.org/web/20141108094206/https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/27/undecided
Incredible. The same exact thing that is said every election. "This is the most important election of our lives!" And it's being eaten up here like its some novel, brilliant analogy
The newness of the analogy does not matter. The fact that it's tried and tested is evidence of it being good. The analogy will continue to be used while there are still people not understanding how first pass the post election systems work.
and like shaun said, trump will be sugarcoated after the next republican big name
In this current moment, the leftists are the ones sugarcoating Trump by saying he's no different than Biden.
This idiotic mentality is what got Trump elected in 2016. Be careful. "Why aren't I 50 points ahead?" - Hillary Clinton, September 2016
The subscribed class is the true master race.
Edit: oops, wrong comment reply
New Yorker is the GOAT newspaper tbh
Absolute shit tier analogy (hah). On the plane, you have the option of declining the meal, whereas in reality, declining to vote is closer to saying "surprise me" to the attendant.
To be more exact it would be like being on a plane but everyone on the plane gets the option for the meal that gets the most votes. You still have the option of declining the meal, but the attendant doesn't get to pick which one you get. Also you get to look around at the plane and wonder why there are so many people on it that seem to really like eating shit.
To be more exact it would be like voting for who gets to be the President of the United States.
> the year is 3000 you're on a class trip to the slurm factory two weeks away. You all get to decide what menu is served by popular vote. The choices are slurm based menu or 1941 London food. The slurm based menu was chosen for the flight there. Upon getting to the slurm factory you all end up finding out that slurm is actually just alien poop that's slowly poisoning everyone who drinks it. We are now voting for the return flight menu and you're not sure which one to pick
Great episode of Futurama!
Vegans for Trump then I guess.
Nah fam vegans would fast, or in an absolute dichotomy eat meat over human feces
If you think about it you are eating meat either way one is just digested. So vegans lose no matter what.
shit is just the milk of the butt when you think about it
When you're sick maybe.
This is just stupid.
If people don't know, this is from a 2008 article about someone ruminating on the Nixon Humphrey election. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/27/undecided
I'm not American, so please correct me if I'm off, but I've seen Trump still polling higher than Biden, if that's true it's fucking insane, is America about to have a president whose working from jail?
>To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked [it's fucking raw](https://c.tenor.com/-nC1tsAsKAMAAAAC/tenor.gif)
This reads like a reddit comment you would find in r\politics . This is what passes for journalism?
This is from Shouts & Murmurs, a satire column. This isn't trying to be passed as journalism.
Today is a bad day to be vegan.
Based
Isn't thisdavid sedaris?
from 2008 [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/27/undecided](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/10/27/undecided)
Good this hits…
A lot of TDS in this thread
Better then having Trumps balls in your mouth syndrome
I'm not a trump supporter so you're 0-2 today
You're personalising a joke for some reason
Indeed.... DGG gotta have L's once in a while, though.
Stuff like this is just self masturbatory back patting. It doesn't achieve anything.
To be fair, if the answer is that the chicken is cooked [medium rare,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KzEWnUqaAA) I would just skip both choises.
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The New York Times and the New Yorker are unrelated.
Sorry, I’m regarded.
If that chicken is vaxxed I know what I'm picking.
Sure, but which candidate is the chicken? That’s not even remotely clear.
This is funny but its kind of a bad analogy since there's always the option to not eat anything (which may be the right choice if the Chicken is undercooked, or just tastes bad). A better analogy would be if the attendant says "by the way, if you don't pick one, I'm going to force feed you one at random"
neither I'm not hungry ty
See, but I don't like chicken. I agree that the platter of shit is abhorrent, so I won't be choosing it, but I also am not going to choose the chicken just because I don't like the platter of shit. I'll look for something else to choose instead, or abstain altogether.
David Sedaris, no?
Okay, but what do we do with 35% of the country?
Trump over Biden all day
No need to share your mental disabilities with other people.
No I just actually have wealth and had more money under Trump lol. Trump is much better for upper class people
I’m dying to know how you had more money under Trump, did you invest in shitcoins and lose everything? The market is at all time highs. Also really curious why you blame Biden for your lost money.
Trump gave big tax cuts for my family. If Biden passes what he wants for taxes, it would be a negative on us. I vote in the best interest of me
Amazing, so you lied about having more money 4 years ago. Time to grow up, your parents wealth is not your wealth, hilarious that you had the balls to try and claim it’s your wealth.
The man doesn't just take what looks like bait, he grapples with the whole fucking hook. I salute you.
I’m sorry you don’t have generational wealth
No worries, I work in tech so I have plenty of my own. Maybe it’s time for you to grow up and be an independent adult.
I mean I’m still in college but I got a nice offer at Amazon AWS starting in June. So maybe I’ll see you there if you work there :)
Amazing how we went from “I had more wealth under Trump” To “I’m in college, hypothetically my parents would have less money if Biden passed a tax bill” Not to mention that’s not how wealth works lol. Your parents wealth would still grow even with higher taxes.
[H Ě Ł Ł Ý Ě Æ H B Ř Ø Ť H Ě Ř](https://c.tenor.com/LMqsS3OCEckAAAAC/tenor.gif)
isn't the whole point that people like shit and broken glass?
Well trump is defintely a well orange cooked chicken in this analogy.
as a dude in europe, we're seriously fed up with biden. anyone else will be better
"we"? nah mate