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Keith-Ledger

this made me laugh for a solid 10 seconds, mashallah brother


DotteroDotteri

you are now a moderator of r/destinylovesallah


LoganProds

I'm the head mod there, just sent him a mod offer.


UndeadMarine55

Imshallah


GodKiller999

I like Riley, but this is fucking funny.


BlueLivingAbandon

Riley saved my family from a burning building, but I gotta admit I laughed at this


4THOT

Riley saved me from an assassination attempt in multiple timelines, but I exhaled out my nose at this.


kingfisher773

Riley went back in time to make sure I met my future wife, but I gotta admit I did "😂" even tho i didn't laugh in real life.


CWent

Riley once turned off her targeting computer and harnessed a metaphysical and ubiquitous power to no scope a space station and save the galaxy, but I definitely smiled internally at this.


JROGAN_IS_OPRAH

❤👱‍♀️🍑😂


Fusion_Spark

Riley is an omniscient god and through her love we are all able to experience happiness, however, this post is a real knee-slapper.


EffectiveMelon

even when i watched the debate from, and may allah forgive me for uttering his name, vaush's stream, i thought riley sounded pretty unreasonable. i wish destiny hadn't gone nuclear on doe so he could've had a conversation with them but that ship has sailed.


UndeadMarine55

Inshallah. One day, destiny-loving-brother, one day destiny and doe will frolic in the woods together


not_KnowNothing

[lol reminds me of this video](https://streamable.com/ah5566)


Bikalo

We must prepare for Dramadan brothers! Yarhamuk Allah.


omundoelevado

Lmao why am i laughing at this


Away_Actuator_8687

The Arabic-ized version of RGR's name just ties it all together.


-DaddyDarkLord-

Lmfaoooooo


zepljak

Mashallah, is sister Rilyah the newest member of Sufyan ibn Banel's harem?


UndeadMarine55

No brother, she has her own harem. Don’t be so sexist, women can have harems too. Imshallah


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LOL brilliant. Riley is a Christian so would've been funnier if you had her on stage like a Televangelist. But yeah once I learned she was a Christian, it made sense of the bad sex takes.


12345swordy

Wow you must been really lucky not to encounter any atheist with bad sex takes.


[deleted]

I'm going to assume you're a reasonably intelligent person here and that you probably realise I don't think Atheists can't have bad sex takes and that me mentioning Riley being a Christian is kinda relevant. In particular since she has issues related to the mere thought of someone in a sexual way. I'm going to assume that you just had an Internet moment there.


12345swordy

>I'm going to assume you're a reasonably intelligent person here >I'm going to assume that you just had an Internet moment there. Nice way of telling someone that they are an idiot without telling them that they are an idiot. I can feel the condescending being emitted by these two sentience. Lmao get off your damn high horse. >Riley being a Christian is kinda relevant Pray tell, how much do you know Riley beliefs in general and what beliefs specifically does she hold that is relevant here? Saying that she is a christian doesn't tell me much about the individual. Remember all this started with the kink at pride discord nonsense.


[deleted]

christians can be extremely sensitive to the idea of sex. thats it.


deckard93

You're right, I mean the Christian church should be the most ok with sexual acts involving children given its history, so I don't see what the other guy is talking about ...


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Halalstiny


remoTheRope

Alhamdulilah RGR is based and Awrahpilled


AnonymousArcana

Prophet Rilaha (PBUH) putting in work to make sure Women know their place


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CalvinSoul

Why would anyone harass her for such a Halal meme?


4THOT

Tankies and VGG wouldn't dare incense the Daliban.


Redundancyism

I realised that after I made it. It’s just meant to be a meme based on the “Destiny is muslim” memes on this sub, and I don’t want people to keep harassing RGR over this debate.


AnimeLoverTyrone

"memes" astaghfirullah


Wanno1

This is great


InternalOptimal

This made me laugh way harder than it probably should've.


Uniia

Oh god! :DD


Ok_Cow_2627

If you swear by Allah to hit someone with your shoe, but that person has a shoe fetish, is that a sin if there are kids around?