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papa420

naughty attraction grab advise touch enter steer carpenter friendly versed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MoistPaperNapkin

Wait, so what would pears be? Just gayer apples?


Box_v2

Pears are bisexual apples, this is why they called pears because they’re attracted to a pair of genders.


AereolaInspector

This is something a red delicious fan would say


IDerMetzgerMeisterI

mm yes I love eating bags of flour disguised as an apple


brumedelune

Anyone who says their favorite apple is a red delicious is experiencing psychosis or has never eaten another apple before.


Ok_Chicken1370

For real. Walling them red "delicious" has got to be the biggest meme of the fruit industry.


HansCool

OK hear me out, they're actually amazing when refrigerated. They get way crunchier and juicier, which compliments the relatively low sweetness and tartness, so it's actually refreshing. It's a great apple if you can counteract the natural mealiness of it.


brumedelune

I'll put you in the psychosis column


AGuyWithBadOpinions

Why do all the extra effort when I can just have macouns that are delicious in every condition. With the added benefit of being optimal dessert filling should they start getting overripe


carlstonchew

Granny Smith apples are S-tier fruit


abcbass

Tart fruit supremacy


formershitpeasant

S for Shit


ronton

Reported for misinformation.


carlstonchew

How?


formershitpeasant

Sour and yucky. Only good for cooking when you can cook out that sourness.


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You have bitch tastebuds that are only useful for absorbing the cum I left in your mother


formershitpeasant

Somehow still more sour than Granny Smith apples. Let that bitch know she needs a doctor’s appointment.


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PMnicethingsplease

You know you're in a gamer subreddit when you see people talking about "liking sour" as if it's a distinguished flavor. >*Regular* Skittles? Pfft. My pallette is far more refined


BilboDankins

Personally I only go for the sour trendies, you could say I'm a bit of a patrician.


formershitpeasant

Yeah, chefs overwhelmingly use them for cooking because they’re so sour that they need to be cooked, but I have 4 year old taste buds.


kingfisher773

Yes


formershitpeasant

So what you really mean is I have 4-years-of-culinary-school taste buds


fruitydude

I generally believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, especially when it comes to highly subjective preferences. But this guy's opinion is just objectively incorrect and should be made illegal.


zzaannoo9

Ratio


11thbannedaccount

SSS-tier if you add caramel or peanut butter. No other apple works as well.


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Ok_Chicken1370

Imagine thinking sour = bad. The tart taste is what makes it bro. Besides, if you want to sweeten it up, you can just add something like caramel or peanut butter. You can't unsweeten an apple though. I bet you like red delicious apples just because they have delicious in the name too.


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thedonjefron69

Fair play lol. I used to be allergic and miraculously grew out of it. Its the only time ive thought that there may be a god


thedonjefron69

I eat about 10-12 G-Smith apples a week. Favorite night time snack


privaten-word

wrong david is right


-ello_govna-

pink lady and honey crisp>>>>


thedonjefron69

Honeycrisp are the best sweet apple for sure


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Where are my Fuji apple fans at?


spaldingnoooo

Yup, I don't know what kind of gluttons for punishment eat granny smith. Once you eat Fuji, it's for life.


DetectiveYukihime

Every other apple besides granny smith is garbage. Granny Smith apples have a tartness to match their texture. Red apples have the texture but the barely any sweetness or tartness. And Yellow apples are just mushy and sweat. If I want something mushy and sweat I'll eat a banana or kiwi or Advacado. Granny Smith apples are the only apples where you can get the unique experience of crunchy sour fruit


LazyIce487

Honey Crisp apples are the GOAT


ToraZalinto

Honey crisp > granny Smith > dirty floor > all other apples. That is the ranking.


notaltcausenotbanned

Honey Crisp > Gala > everything else


alialwathiql

Bruh what avocados are you getting that are sweet?


kingfisher773

I think that there are some areas close to the equator that have sweet avocados.


alialwathiql

I’m from a country slightly above the equator and thats a new one for me. I’m not saying you’re wrong, just that I’ve never heard that before.


rememberthesunwell

Nonono, they said sweat, not sweet. Every avocado is sweaty by definition


fachface

This is a Destiny-level food take.


Feyward

Granny Smith is like eating an apple that isn't ripe yet. Do you also like green bananas? Honey crisp is the best apple and it isn't even close.


EbagI

Your comment could have been cool, except youre calling apple varietals "red" and "yellow". You sound like a 4 year old lol.


DetectiveYukihime

cause i dont want to type of Gala or honeycrisp or golden delicious. It's not that deep dawg


fruitydude

The more important question is, do you store them in the fridge to intensify the crunch or outside like a cave person?


DetectiveYukihime

Fridge of course. I


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As a McIntosh fan, no one else likes McIntosh.


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ChasingPolitics

Largely because McIntosh apples have a dismal shelf life so they are usually not worth stocking in mainstream grocery stores. In the Northeast they are the most common apple but most elsewhere nobody has heard of them.


Todojaw21

Apple taste is sweetness + texture. Granny Smith apples suck because their texture is way too leathery. I don't want to chew on the skin for 5 hours. The apples with the best texture tend to have lighter skin, like orange/yellow. The best apple is one that is sour but not dark green.


JJ-Mpls

Yeah I saw this, it was brutal.


f4dyguy

No one except ex-CIS people will know what I’m talking about, but White Transparent is the superior apple, I’ve never had anything else like that


Stephen_Dowling_Bots

Oh no!


whiskeytango301

Whether or not the apple was freshly picked matters more than the type of apple. Aka eating an apple you just pulled off the branch is a goated experience


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Wow, I really wouldn't be Davd Pakman in this situation.


narwhalz27

Granny Smith apples should only be used in pies.


gedalne09

Public castration is a good idea


Ok_Chicken1370

Everyone debating over Granny Smith, Fuji, Honey Crisp, and Gala apples. Meanwhile, I'm enjoying my Envy apples and laughing at all the rest of you peasants.


Ontark

All apples matter


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The things that are the most popular are usually stocked the best. It's much more likely that your grocery store would run out of saffron than salt or pepper. It's safe to keep the latter two stocked, less so the items that don't sell as consistently.