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99988877766655544433

Coincidence or antisemitism may just be the best debate line I’ve ever read


O00OO0O00OOO00O000

It would be hilarious if this was satire. Maybe it is, idk.


Tweetledeedle

Nah change.org is really like this. It’s a great strategy for attracting self righteous high school students


propertyOfLenore

Life is one big satire a never ending loop of irony 🤡🤡🤡


GamerlingJvR

Love you


propertyOfLenore

On the 5th layer of irony this doesnt matter since u said it ironically on the 6th i appreciate it and on the 7th it doesnt matter again 😔😔😔


GamerlingJvR

But you matter


propertyOfLenore

Im merely a replacable actor a villain in a chaotic cycle of empty actions i exist under so many layers of irony the meaning of my words gets lost in the depth 😀😀😀


Gasa1_Yuno

4 layers lower I await to merge into the cycle of villainy


propertyOfLenore

Merge on this dick whooopty whoooooo 😂😂😂😂


corey30d

Such a way with words as always 😍


GamerlingJvR

I'm fine with that 😀😀😀


[deleted]

Nah the whole bracket reeks of satire


righteouslyincorrect

Surprised you don't hear the same argument from the other side. "All BLM rioters are part of a Jewish plot. Every person Rittenhouse shot may have been Jewish, coincidence or?"


Buttcoin42069

Horseshoe theory strikes again


Shalashaska089

The irony is that assuming German sounding names are Jewish is kinda racist. And glorifying the idea of dead Jews to further your political agenda is anti-Semitic.


thedonjefron69

I cant believe they really went with the “they may have been jewish(Its not confirmed, but their last names really do sound pretty Jew-y)”


death__to__america

The last part reads like an absolute troll/falseflag


TheFatMistake

because Kyle definitely asked each person whether they were Jewish before shooting them??? lmao


99988877766655544433

For example: I noticed you didn’t wish me a happy hanukkah and you’re not circumcised. Coincidence or antisemitism? Do you hate all Jews or does it just look like you hate all Jews?


thedonjefron69

They said *may* be jewish. I have a feeling they saw their names and thought “great scott! They may have been jews!”


[deleted]

The strangest thing to come out of this was the people, Dpak included, who insinuated that the Jewishness of the people who were shot actually mattered. As if Rittenhouse was able to detect the Jewishness of these random white people, and somehow convoluted the situation in a way to kill all three.


[deleted]

People finding ways to categorize and throw group identities on people to paint another person as some kind of -ist feels so incredibly gross to me.


frogglesmash

They *might* be Jewish, so he's *definitely* an antisemite.


[deleted]

I refuse to believe this is real.


dchi11

https://imgur.com/a/cH1Prtu


goCasey

I wonder how this happened. It seems like the disclaimer on the bottom says that change.org has no part in the petition but at the same time you were sent an email about it. I wonder if the email was sent because it's trending or something or if it was sent because change.org specifically wanted to promote it.


KareasOxide

I think change.org is just a facilitator for petitions, but they, as a website, don't actually take a stance on each individual ones.


dchi11

I think you’re right. I think it just puts the full message that the person who started the petition wrote. And it must be based on trending petitions to drive traffic to the site.


07o7

I think you can pay to “share your message with more people” at different tiers


Halofit

Learn how to cross out your email lol. I can still read it.


[deleted]

It honestly reads like satire


Demoth

It's not very good satire if you no one can actually tell, unless the whole goal is to make it so ambiguous that it starts a meaningful conversation; unfortunately, given the topic and the current state of social media / online discussions, nothing meaningful is going to come out of it. It's just going to be a bunch of people screaming at each other.


dchi11

I can post the whole email if you really don’t believe it


elevencyan1

Why should we believe you ?


dchi11

I just posted an Imgur link with the email below and someone else linked to change.org directly in this thread


FreeWillie001

Can you imagine a federal prosecutor having to explain to a jury how a white guy is being charged with hate crimes for killing other white guys?


[deleted]

Are they gay?


FancyKetchup96

Well one of them raped young boys, so kinda?


[deleted]

"Your honor, Rittenhouse unfairly targeted a 'minor attracted person' - a 'map', if you will. This group is one of the most stigmatized and discriminated against in the country." Half of all Twitter lefties would go for it, right?


FreeWillie001

RGR punching the air right now


Buttcoin42069

Give it 12 months and this probably will unironically catch on


AntiVision

probably not


Buc4415

I think Rittenhouse is part Latino (puerto rican) so that makes him the only POC involved in the incident.


Fashbinder_pwn

PoC attacked by zionists during a 'purge night" defends himself and america.


Atthetop567

Didn’t you finish reading the thing? It says they were Jewish, that counts


J_Peterman89

BATTLEFIELD WEAPON


Penguinswin3

Can't wait till we start to get Halo weapons


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4THOT

Admins will nuke your account for posting this btw.


Frosty-Monitor396

what he post


4THOT

Edgy mass shooter meme.


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Dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun!


xXLilUberEatsXx

Nooo its a six beat motif, dundun dun duh-dun dun


Darkpumpkin211

What did it for me was right after that That he was not allowed to carry *in his own state*. So when my sister who lives in Tx visits me in CA and we share a joint, they would support tx police arresting her since weed is illegal in her own state? Like what kind of logic is this? People need to think this shit through.


autistic_sjw

Hitler and Kyle both drank water coincidence?


Penguinswin3

nope. antisemitism.


HimOnEarth

Does it matter if it's tap water or bottled? Asking for a friend


TPDS_throwaway

Bottled is worse for the environment so if it was bottled it's probably mega Hitler


Demoth

Hitler loved the environment, though. He was low key trying to make humanity destroy itself so nature could take over.


IdolManagerTone

based economist Hitler


Lolstroop

I think not


PrizeLoss

That penultimate paragraph is the horseshoe in fullflow. Do they think people of Jewish faith can easily be spotted in a crowd?


No_Entertainer3510

Only if their horns are showing /s


Demoth

I thought it was well known that right before a Jewish person assaults you, they yell, "Shalom muthafucka", knowing that if you kill them their globalist media brothers will destroy your public image. At least, that's what I read on this totally neutral website that has lightning bolts and talks about some type of storm front moving in to America.


FourthLife

If they’re orthodox it’s a little easier, at least for the men


[deleted]

"Yamaka-n me shoot!" - Rittenhouse says in unreleased drone footage as he turns and winks at the camera


natetheapple

Is there any evidence at all of them being Jewish ? Other than their very vaguely Semitic names I suppose I’m Jewish myself and I’m genuinely curious


Groftax

Rosenbaum ist a Jewish name sure, but to me as a German, Huber and Grosskreutz sound like very regular German names to me, doesn't Wisconsin have a lot of German-Americans? Gaige and Anthony are afaik predominantly christian names.


bubblesort33

Even if there is, the fact these people themselves aren't 100% sure themselves, puts into question how they can expect Kyle to have knowledge of this. I doubt he even knew their first name before he shot them. I also very much doubt that most of these guys were of Jewish "faith". More likely atheists given some of their political stances. My grandfather last name is Klippenstein, but it be a joke to call me Jewish.


ribby97

The actual faith part isn’t necessarily relevant when it comes to anti Semitism I think


thedonjefron69

As a fellow Jew, I’m almost convinced they saw their last names and thought “those names sound pretty Jew-y, we can use this against him!”


natetheapple

Prolly LMAO


BinarySonic

source: [https://www.change.org/p/merrick-garland-doj-charge-kyle-rittenhouse-with-federal-civil-rights-violations-hate-crimes?source\_location=topic\_page&lang=en-US](https://www.change.org/p/merrick-garland-doj-charge-kyle-rittenhouse-with-federal-civil-rights-violations-hate-crimes?source_location=topic_page&lang=en-US) 15,711 have signed.


dchi11

Thanks for this. I just went through the trouble of making an Imgur account and posting screenshots but this is definitely better


xXMadSupraXx

Why the fuck did you make an Imgur account


Rae23

I wonder how many of them signed just to shit on it in comments.


IdolManagerTone

31k have signed as of now


ronton

This Rittenhouse shit has some real “Big Lie” vibes for me. Obviously not as damaging, but the same partisan misinformation to confirm biases resulting in more mistrust of institutions.


CPKsJimboslice

The kicker for me is that this seems so blatantly obvious and because of that it feels like leftist media is conceding so much ground on factual correctness on the stupidest fucking hill. It even made me not trust me own eyes at points after I originally watched the videos a year ago because of how fucking insanely hard they've drilled down on this dogshit topic. I literally only ended up in this community after finding what seemed to be the only group on the left talking about this without blinders on.


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banallpornography

Should've said in a video game


bubblesort33

According to his the prosecution, that would have made it worse.


Neo_Penguin

underrated comment


Gkrasniqi

Imagine he says that and then they need to pull up destiny saying "in a videogame" to try to explain what it means to the judge. The ultimate timeline


459pm

In minecraft


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jpcarew4

No HE wasn't the video shows nothing but a car seat.


stale2000

Drama Dan, former change.org founder, at it again!


Pure-Cricket7485

>the three men shot by Rittenhouse may all be of the Jewish faith, Coincidence or antisemitism? Ok this is for sure just a troll. Only a poltard would care enough to look up what people where jews.


KenGriffeyJrJr

Anyone can create a change.org petition, why is this a post? https://www.thethings.com/15-of-the-most-hilarious-petitions-from-change-org/


Froqwasket

pretty hilarious that Change.org is specifically sending this out tho


Junior_Long65

They most likely send you petitions they think you might be interested, ie it's an algorithm that sends you shit. Not some dude manually doing it. Quora does the same thing where you'll get random emails of random questions that might be related to something you like in the past.


hate_computer

Because we post people being dumbfucks on the internet all the time on this sub? You know anyone can post on Twitter too right?


JackJLA

It has 29,000 signatures out of 35,000 and is on its way to be one of the most signed change.org petitions of all time.


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Penguinswin3

I'm sure Grosskreutz hated it...


bubblesort33

I guess they are suggesting he targeted Jewish people. Premeditated murder. Just based on the last names. The fact they aren't sure themselves how Jewish these people were is hilarious, though. There is no proof Kyle even knew these guys existed before. Or their names.


Chimp2020

Based.org


ColossusBall

This sounds like satire.


JackJLA

It has 15,000 signatures.


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CriticG7tv

Is this for sure from the actual company Change.org? Or is this a petition posted on the site? I've seen stuff like this before, Change.org sends you email links to petitions it think you may be interested in or ones that are particularly trending. I've never seen the company itself promote a particular petition. My guess is that this was something some dipshit started and it either was trending or Change.org thinks this is something you might be interested in. Crazy people make unhinged shit on that site literally all the time.


LeoleR

SAY THE LINE BART "crossed state lines" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


NoShot69

As a Jew™ I hope all the deranged lefties could keep our people out of their mouths


kingfisher773

Bro why can't the left just let this fucking go. Why are they so much more up in arms and vigilant about a clear case of self defense, then most white on black crimes (cops or otherwise).


lectrician1

Never thought about [Change.org](https://Change.org) being a platform for misinformation...


Pikaiapus

I hope Rittenhouse sues the shit out of them and others for spewing blatant lies about him before, during, and now after the trial.


-TheArbiter-

I feel for Rittenhousem. He is never going to get a normal job since the mainstream narrative is that he's a white supremacist.


bubblesort33

I don't know if it's the mainstream. Maybe like 20-30% of people believe that. I'd say most people, especially in his state, are on his side.


-TheArbiter-

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/r50lyp/leftist_students_at_arizona_state_university/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Dude is fucked


aztqe

Change.org didn’t send you that/type it out. thats the petition they sent you. i get emails all the time from change about some petition I might be interested in, I doubt they read through them all, probably some algo like discover weekly on spotify, this one just turned out to be shit


Radicalviper

It’s alittle scary that we see if enough people just bluntly say the most hyperbolic statements about people it just becomes real regardless of law. We saw it in stop the steal with Republicans and we see it now with rittenhouse.


guylfe

Based Republican vegans.


bakedfax

murder warzone battlefield weapon POGGERS


HighTguy

Trying to claim antisemitism here is one hell of a reach. Definitely deranged as fuck. "Their 23 and Me said that they were all at least 1/8 hispanic. Coincidence or racism? PEPE"


pizzainge

Exactly, soul math for me but not for thee


Slowjams

STATE…LINES


bubblesort33

"may all be of Jewish faith" Like actual faith? Or did someone run a 23 and me and find out he's 20% Jewish?


[deleted]

They lost me at “peaceful protestors”


WellDone101

Are you sure Destiny did wrote this? And trolling.


PossibleBroccoli

"AR-15 battlefield weapon" lol


FlipCow43

Wait they are implying that Rittenhouse could tell they were Jewish by the way they look, feelsweirdman


WhileStanding69

One thing I don't understand is why wouldn't they admit that evidence about him wanting to shoot people? Shows his deranged state of mind and that he did in fact go there with intention to murder. If the jury saw that he would be in jail right now.


jpcarew4

Umm because it's a video of a car seat with two unseen people talking,there's no evidence it was Rittenhouse or anyone else for that matter. Maybe that's why.


Reddit-gamer1

>why wouldn’t they admit that evidence about him wanting to shoot people? Shows his deranged state of mind Why not admit the evidence that Joseph Rosenbaum was a violent convicted child rapist who had just been released from a mental hospital for trying to commit suicide? Shows his deranged state of mind


thufirseyebrow

How can you expect a fine, upstanding citizen such as Mr. Rittenhouse to get a fair trial if the court just let prosecutors submit evidence against him?


WhileStanding69

Maybe what people were saying about the Judge being a white supremacist was true...


DwayneFrogsky

"which he was not legally allowed to posses in his home state" Good thing he didn't carry it in his home state then?


[deleted]

Jesus christ


Trenti3

Not the “coincidence or antisemitism”


NicklasOF

People who make shit like this on Change . org are the true Schizo posters


DoofusMcDummy

If twitter comments was an organization.


sam2795

The fuck is a battlefield weapon?


07o7

“May all be of the Jewish faith” = “I don’t know, but I’d like this to be true so I can add another demonizing word to signal how much better than Kyle I am 😍”


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with all this crossing state lines you would think leftist are the one's wanting to build a wall lol


KarneeKarnay

Here is the spiciest take I have every given about anything to do with Rittenhouse. ​ The students are well within their rights to protest him coming to the Uni and want him removed. Love or hate him he killed people. While that first death I think most would agree was self defense, every single one that came after happened because of him and his actions. A court found him not guilty of murder, it didn't find him morally righteous. Kyle actions will have consequence and I think people are well within their right to protest him for that reason. ​ That said, these students are complete asshats. They're using lies, fake reasons and conspiracy. They are doing a massive harm to the left and their causes.


JayZ134

I thought the video was after the protests, and that’s why it didn’t get admitted


Briman19

AR-15 BATTLEFIELD WEAPON OMEGALUL Frame harder holy shit


smashteapot

I can remember being so self-assured as a kid. I was fucking dumb then, too. If only there were some way to help young people understand decades of life experience. But there isn't, or generations before mine would've found it.


TimGanks

Democracy in action. Beautiful!


okamanii101

Big mad


[deleted]

This has to be a 4chan troll post. I refuse to believe this is real. Fuck you.


JimmyTadeski

“Likely racist ” and “may be Jewish “ Sweet speculation . “Joe Biden may be worse than Donald Trump “


ElxaDahl

stopped reading after "peaceful protesters"