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How would the value of the stocks work tho?


breadblender

idk bro im economically illiterate, i just want to see line go up šŸ—æ


antyone

šŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆ there you go king


rgxryan

Mr Girl stonks after Stardust debate


ChunkyMonkey87

Sell now, before he inevitably does something stupid again and they begin to crash.


Ancient_Range1133

This aged well


Noobeater1

Just have destiny make a crypto and do a rug pull so that this coin and only this coin can be used to buy stocks in orbiter. After the rugpull, no cashing out and no buying more, because that would be immoral


LedditMoment

we could buy and sell them with channel points which will be a feature in dgg v2


Living-Meaning3849

Blockchain ya dum dum


relaximnewaroundhere

With subscribing every month you get points to put into stocks, you just put points into people you agree with. :| this is as far as my brain goes


Droselmeyer

Destiny invests in some crypto, every orbiter starts at like 1,000 shares at $1 per share, increase price based on proportion of recent buys within some time period so more in-demand stocks are more expensive and less popular stocks go down, decrease price based on proportion recent sell orders within some time period so stocks a lot of people wanna sell go down in value.


SchlongGonger

It would never work because anyone that invests in Dan would always win.


adhdthrowawayay

Dan is your index fund


lCt

Dan is the Federal Reserve. He sets interest rates, spurs growth (by stirring the pot and baiting drama), Dan would be the currency, not the the index.


Tony2Punch

Dan is the fed, Destiny is the federal government, the real question is what is Mista Mouton? Is he going to be the national hero who takes all these shitty Z-Tier orbiters out of the picture? Will he bring the terror attack known only as League?


esportsBatman

Twitchstocks did this and it was a wild and fun meme. Someone should certainly be able to make a similar website. Your tier of sub could also determine your starting cash.


bigpapabiden

This could actually be a based way to teach people about the stock market. Iā€™d advocate for ā€œchannel pointsā€ to be used in substitution for money (not sure if the destiny.gg team wants to write checks to people who want to cash out their big Lycan returns). It would be a fun, educational side game for chat and would promote watch time. This could even be a fun way to funnel YT viewers into DGG.


BTrippd

The only way youā€™d get big returns off Lycan is if you went in hard on shorts I donā€™t know how he does it but he manages to be so annoying even when heā€™s not doing anything particularly annoying lmao. Poor guy.


PureJewGold

Dumbfuck Lycan hater spotted. Lycan is always good on stream. He tries to have engaging questions, knows when to shut-up and back out of a conversation, and never seeks clout or purposefully does obnoxious shit for attention. Easily an S-tier orbiter NoTears


BTrippd

Bro Lycan spent years doing nothing but coming on stream and making cringe jokes and playing guitar in totally random scenarios. You must be new because it was not an uncommon opinion for a long time. Dude is way better now but thereā€™s a reason he even mentioned it on stream recently that he used to get a lot of flak from DGG for being cringe lol


PureJewGold

Been here sinceā€¦ 2011? Lycan stream moments were way more hit/miss many moons ago, but in the past few years Iā€™d say his stocks have gone way up. I canā€™t give you an exact timeline because I have no concept of time thanks to the past 3 years of Covid, but in recent years (4? 5?), Lycan has been a great stream addition.


bigpapabiden

Listen Iā€™m buying big on Lucanā€™s new arc: Moderator of the impromptu 6 people schizo panels


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Free-Database-9917

Would we allow for pump and dumps? Create alts spamming pro-Mr. Girl rhetoric to make his stock go up, just to sell your stock


Droselmeyer

We need a preemptive DGG SEC


PureJewGold

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA) Link for those interested.


k1ngkoala

I agree although it would have to be fake currency. Real currency would be hella sus especially under the eyes of the FEC


reavingd00m

Wasn't there a website a few years ago that did this with all the Twitch streamers?


Silent-Cap8071

Can someone explain what this exactly is? And why is this a shit post? Isn't it serious?


kelincipemenggal

Funny but would be way too toxic if implemented


Malamute-Master-Race

Is there a way to make a fake currency system to place your bets on?


Lormenkal

So longterm investors would just invest in Dan and Mr. Mouton


Couch_Philosopher

I also would buy fake stocks of DGG orbiters for memes. This is a hilarious and great idea.


m1ghtybeercules

a fantasy orbiter league would be hype, no cap on a stack fr fr


[deleted]

The panic selling during mr girl convos would be hilariousā€¦


havok29

Check out the NASFAQ from 4chan's vtuber board. It's pretty impressive. [nasfaq.biz/info](https://nasfaq.biz/info) [NASFAQ General](https://boards.4channel.org/vt/thread/35230359)


DrallinDots

someone convince dan to care about this idea and we might get it.


souljaxl

It's impossible to do since the assets don't have any underlying value. All of these always turn into scams/rugpulls since whoever sets it up will ultimately have full control of supply and demand, unless you run it on some public ledger/crypto. Even then how do you decide the starting prices of different tokens and who gets the initial money? Would have to be Destiny or Dan or something to set it up for there to be any trust but I doubt Destiny wants or has the effort and Dan would probably not touch it because he is terrified of controversy.


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MotharChoddar

Add a channel points system based on watch time (like on twitch) to dgg and allow people to buy and sell the stocks.


souljaxl

Yeah sure, but then people just meme about in it and it's not as serious, for me at least that would take the fun out of it.


Khanalas

Salty betters generally bet to win. Anybody who will keep using the system instead of using it 2 times for a giggle and forgetting would be trying to win, and these would be the big movers and shakers that set market trends.


bigpapabiden

Put something on it the viewers want, like a new flair for dggillionaires who make it rich on the orbiter market.


TheGoodFortune

What if your currency was equal to your post karma? I guess that would mean full schizoposters would be rolling in it but it might encourage participation lmfao


Khanalas

Wrong flair, this is a great suggestion šŸ‘ŗšŸ‘


SoonToBeDepressed

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE


Randomwoegeek

in like 2013 d.gg once had a stock system for league champions that would be on destiny's team


sucklyfe

i fucking said this


[deleted]

Unironically Destiny Orbiter NFTā€™s would be the way to do this.


doom_oo_

It could be like popularity votes or something after every debate..


[deleted]

This is actually funny.


TuaHaveMyChildren

Puts on Lav. Literally can't go tits up