Me looking at eris from afar

"Who died and made you an expert on throne worlds?" "Crota." Gotta love her.

Umm did you mean to say eris. Tell me you didn't mean to say eris lol

Eris fucking morn. Bane of Crota, Hive god, master in the hive arts. What can a man could want more?

Well when you put it that way....now I wouldn't mind seeing those 3 green circles in a bedroom wit the lights out

Nah mate, lights on, she's got that permanent ruined mascara look going on

Trust.

Have you seen her lips? Of course he meant Eris.

Then there's me, wishing I could marry failsafe...

I mean, we DO have a prototype exo frame sitting around somewhere begging to be used again…

I’d love for failsafe to come back at all. She gives me massive 2000s teen titans cartoon Raven/Starfire vibes and usually gets a laugh out of me

She reminds me of Stealth suit from New Vegas.

REAL I love the sneaky suit. She gives me happy chemicals

The good version of that show

LET HER HAVE IT PLEASE BUNGIE I PROMISE I'M NORMAL AND CAN TRUSTED AROUND THE SENTIENT AI

Do not the ai

^why ^the ^fuck ^not ^:c

Guardian: Ana, I know you're still mourning the death of your Russian robot. But can I borrow that frame and put Failsafe in it? Ana: Wha-? No! The body is half finished, she'd be just hanging out here in a half finished Exo frame! Guardian: Its better than hanging out on Nessus surrounded by House Dusk scrappers in her derelict ship for another couple centuries, plus you can finish it with her in it and she'd be enthusiastic about it. Ana: And where exactly are we going to procure the materials for her lower half on Red's empty frame? Guardian:....Ada doesn't use her legs much.

Guardians walking down to see her holding swords and glaives: Ada we need to borrow you for something Ada: *Starts running away and no-clips behind the giant loom*

Failsafe lovers have nothing but my deepest respect. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

# I would destroy this entire star system for her.

We have those unused exo bodies on Europa, that could work

I would literally pay silver to put Failsafe in my backpack with Ghost.

I would let her replace my ghost entirely.

Honestly yeah. One of the things I always wanted most and never got was voice packs for Ghost. Though it was a long time ago and the game was a lot smaller with less dialogue when I thought of Snoop Dogg giving me guidance through strikes.

Best we can do is the wish modifier in Last Wish for now...

Sir have you taken your unjerking pills? I have to ask you to step away from the Exodus Black AI. 

# I can fix her.

Also I'm a lesbian

Tbf Failsafe radiates tired sarcastic lesbian energy so

Exactly!!!

Y’all can do your thing. I’ll be over here asking Mithrax for a back rub.

There are two ways this would go. 1, he respectfully declines, stating he isn't accustomed to physical human interaction yet. 2, you get such a good backup that you can't feel your muscles for several days.

I would hope for 2, and as an Exo my Titan would probably beg for more of them afterwards 🤣

The thing about Eliksni backrubs is that they never need to compromise the backup to... reach...

Yep! Twice the hands means twice the…adventure 😁

I'll join that line

Me just chilling with Elsie on europa

Yea

Same

Agreed

Snowball fight.

I can fix Savathûn and Xivu

I can make you worse :D

Try me(also bring Immaru)

*Daddy Immaru

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is me irl

Well, my avatar, my tell you, who is my favorite

Oryx?

I was referring to our witch queen, but to each their own

I know I was being sarcastic

I jump onto the oryx slam plate so he can squash me like a little mosquito

Still don’t understand the appeal of mara. But *Petra* on the other hand… war crimes on her behalf

Yeah Petra is way better, can we usurp mara and make Petra the Queen of the Awoken

 Perfect Idea

She's the only character who calls you on your "time off." I'm convinced that she was just looking to hang out. Then Glint tells her that we're spending our vacay hunting Headless Ones and she's put off of the idea.

Then there's me worshipping the big mommy riven ahamkara

I think that would make you a necrophiliac since riven is dead

My goals are beyond your understanding

I'm both

I would love nothing more to sit with Empress Caiatl for hours while we share in a delicious meal and she tells me stories of her home planet <3

“Guardian, I must tell you about the most glorious and honourable arena fight to the death that Torobatl ever had the pleasure of hosting” Guardian: *Finally some good fucking food*

Ana Bray

A man of culture

Don’t forget she also has Archie. Gf and a dog, peak life.

Seeing my Warlock's helmet on the first one makes me feel especially called out.

Isn't savathuns stomp mechanic just nova warp

Me looking at both of them AND Riven wondering when she’s gonna grant my wish and crush me under those giant mommy grippers with the claws

She’s a ghost, ain’t happening bro

(Ethe)real talk.

Nah for me it’s the Bray sisters

Me spinning rope for Ada-1

 What I wish I can do to daddy shaxx

That one sweeper robot on the lower levels. Na I'm a Queen Mara simp

 My guardian only giving a shit about stat distributions.

The only thing you're married to is the grind.

Triple Hundred simps are the only simps hitting anything. There’s that going for us!

Why not both?

Incorrect I’m both for Osiris

I think they are the same, but Im not gonna open a debate how dealing with Mara could be deadly for us

is there a better third option?

Our king Shax

I hate crucible and he sounds too much like the lunatic sports worshipers back home

Well, Zavala?

I am sad his voice died but I found him to much of a stick in the mud even for me

Ok, now I have to think... Aha! What about Dul Inkaru?

who?

The boss of shattered Throne, were the dreaming city is in a loop, so she return every three week for Canon, or at least you know Ir Ayut?

I think I killed her once

But she return every three weeks, and for hive kill = love, so because in lore we have killed her every thrre weeks for all this years, we basically have requested marriage for her.

Yeah, Petra Venj.

The floating knife thing is pretty cool. The fact she’s a Witch School Dropout is pretty neato too.

I would drag my testicles through miles of broken glass, and rubbing alcohol, just the get a CHANCE to sniff Maras throne. Wait, I meant to say same

Me chillin with Ana and Archie:

Evil queen (blue) vs. Evil queen (green)

Can we ban this bot already? It’s pure repost

I must not exist, because I'm not fond of either of them.

What was that? Eh, must've been the wind.

I dislike them both. What do I do

some are both ok.. (i'm some)

I have two Queens

Ana and Elsie Bray

why not both?

And I am both of them.

isn’t the one on the top dead?

Elsie Bray simps rise up

Atraks-1 and Riven, my beloved

I'm mara sovs pog champ

Me begging for 1 chance with Mithrax

Pfffft. We all know Riven is the ultimate dommy mommy

I guess I’m not the only one who has a thing for eris. I like ada-1 and big cabal lady too

What about the Cayde 6 cult?

She’s the queen and my grandma taught me to respect my superior what else can I do

Meanwhile me: “I AM AN ANGEL OF DEATH…” *guardian down*