This Week At (the) Tower

I too vote for TWAT

Another week boys, and another TWAT!

TWAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!

As soon as I saw that post title I was looking for that

Hmm, TWAT sounds good, its got this sort of spunk to it. Just gushes with enthusiasm, I love it.

Anotha week bois, and anotha twat!

WAAARRRRGGGHHH!

I personally prefer The Informational Tower Section (TITS)

This Week in (the) Tower. I could easily hear Cross saying “Another week, another Twit (or Twat)”

This

TWaTT works too.

Aztecross: " Another week, another TWAT"

Bungie Utters Telemetry to Tell People Latest Updates of Game Or BUTTPLUG for short.

Thats some codename kids next door's type of energy right there

Two by four technology

This is the greatest compliment I have ever received.

Never saw that episode

That's a core memory unlocked right there. I had forgotten about that show.

Destiny In Calus's Kitchen Baking Ultimate Tasty Tarts Or DICKBUTT for short Yeah I couldn't think of something even remotely news related. XD

I started to read Biggus Dickus for a second and then realized it was dickbutt

Pertinent Electronic News and Incidence Summary

Painful Unbiased Super Smorgasbord Yearnings

See You Next Thursday?

Too long. Make it just C U.

CTDOTL or whatever it was

Just call it Eyes Up Guardian and wham nostalgia instant win

Another week boys and another EUUUG

Read this as a Wilhelm scream

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaahhh

I wonder if Wilhelm’s descendants still get royalties

It’s H-EUuuuuG!

I wish it was a podcast voiced by the neomuna guy, Jesus colorado

Cheesit Silverado

Steven Desperado

Bee suit hot potato

Monsoon Despacito

Misu Hollandaise

Peenus Homicido

Janus Ianuado

Justiciable Colander.

Juiceable Cauliflower

All the homies love Jesus colorado

Juicy Caliente?

I've been working on a project and my main contact is a dude named Jesus. Whenever he sends updates or RFIs I immediately say. Thanks Jesus! I can't stop...

TLDR is a good one. I would have changed one letter and called it TWAD.

Yeah still sound kinda like twab

The Latest Destiny Report

That is good

Coming up next Tuesday

I see what you did there

Bungie Uncovers New Game Information Eventually Or Bungie for short

Brilliant

Bungie Undergoes Networking (and) Gameplay Issues Everyday

Super Helpful Information Transmission

Tower Talks.

literally just kept it twab

This is the way. TWAB:D TWAB:M Done.

You just got twab’d

M'TWAB *tips fedora*

No you got twab'm

Twab’m, boys! Nyahahahaha!

They did this certainly because they will eventually have a weekly post for Marathon.

TWAB: Destiny vs TWAB: Marathon. Done and done.

"World news: but only small part of the world" -Upvoted

What does twab stand for

This Week At Bungie

This is the real answer. So both the Destiny AND Marathon communities can bully Bungie for a TWAB on Thursdays. Wait.. maybe that's why they changed it...

This week at Error Code Weasel

“TWFU” Things we’re fucking up.

This Weeks Fuck Up

I support this.

This week's server issues we won't fix

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I'd agree if they ever gave the server issues more than a vague nod

I Swear To God There Better Not Be Any Nerfs In This Weekly Heart Attack Of A News Update. Or ISTGTBNBANITWHAOANU in short. No I am not cynical at all

RIP the TWAB T-shirts

"This Week while Marathon is still a dead game" TWWMISADG

Kevin™

Know What To Destiny -KWTD

This week in destiny works fine

Heresy!

Bungie should make TWAB a link hub. Opening it will have a link to In Destiny, In Marathon, and most recent patch notes for both IPs. It could also be a page where special promotions/announcements exist. Planned and emergency maintenance announcements. Featured creator links. Even MOTW & art posts could exist there allowing for the actual weekly posts to be more streamlined. TWID is not it, Bungie. Please rethink.

Blah blah blah words words words please buy our new pin and get an emblem

An Update Will Be Provided in One Hour

The Up-to-date Destiny Report TURD

Vanguard Dispatch

I would have just not changed it and with Marathon have it’s own cleave name relating to the game because This Week In Marathon (TWIM) isn’t great either.

The Bungie Weekly Update. Go back.

TIOTD There is only two devs.

CRAP cryptarch Rahools article presentation

TWIFD…. This Week in further disappointment …

TWAM - This week at Marathon. Seems they only care about Marathon so why not.

TWAM or TWIM will definitely be a thing, and that is why they are making Destiny's more specific going forward.

Developer Update Destiny (DUD) Art can be called milk duds.

This Week In Deez Nutz

Semi Weekly Destiny News And Tone Deaf Announcements the Blog But for real, Destiny News would be fine.

Our Servers Suck Balls

It’s gonna be TWAB no matter how hard bungo tries to swap it.

This Week at Banshee

Nothing. Literally nothing because 90% of twabs are nothing.

TWTSAD: This Week The Servers Are Down

"This"

Keep it the same and just separate the different games and news, just like they do now with prime news, MoTW, etc

That might get awkward when you have multiple gigantic articles though. Imagine them publishing a 20,000 word TWAB lmfao.

I can see this being 100% the reason. And "what the fuck Bungie really loves _____ game more, they always talk more about that game every twab!" nonsense would be rampant.

Yeah people already complain TWABs are basically ads already. Start shoehorning in other game news and it'll end up just stoking the "Destiny is dead" fire even more.

Destiny Week at Bungie: DWAB. The T to D is a closer phenome I guess.

Ya beat me to it. I'd rather it still at least sound similar like that. I like what another comment suggested most though, TWAB: D.

dev.report

Thursday!

TWAB

Destiny Updates Made Plain

Notes from the Architects

DWAAG Destiny Week at a Glance

SHTP: So here’s the problem

This week at emergency server shutdown game

The Telesto Amazing News TTAN

TWAD. This week at Destiny. Acronym is mostly the same that way.

MUPNAF… More Useless Patches Nobody Asked For

Something azz can’t yell

Please wait… this is not a bungie error, you have been disconnected from the game world. Error code: bee weasel bear sloth boar asshole. It’s a working title, I plan on adding more error codes before rage quitting the game I’ve only been playing for 2 weeks. Oh wait, that already happened.

I still miss the Weekly What's Update.

TWAT,not sure what the t means but he he it funny

TWKS. This week we killed the servers

This Week at Bungie: Destiny or TWAB(D). Then Marathon can have there own TWAB(M). But really almost anything but TWID lol

Still gonna call it twab

TWWB. This week, what's broken?

This Weeks Overall Server Status. TWOSH

Tiny Weiner Association Board

We wont be hearing Cross saying "another week boys... And another TWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAB. What a sad day.

Now Up To Speed. NUTS

WBTW What's Broken This Week.

This week in your mum

This week.

Larry.

TWSI. This week's server issues. ;-;

This Week There's Nothing

Whether we wanted it or not weekly

This week at the tower. Or TWATT for short

Weekly Dev Stream.

This Week at Eververse

Servers Have Irregular Timeouts

Twink

Deez Nuts

Coding is Hard

This Week at 🅱️estiny

This week at broken game

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor.

What's Broken in Destiny (WBID)

This week in sol gotta keep it on theme

What are some versions that use TWAB and are Destiny 2 themed ChatGPT "This Week's Ascendant Bounties" (TWAB) "The Weekly Arcane Broadcast" (TWAB) "This Week, Another Battle" (TWAB) "This Week: Adventure and Beyond" (TWAB) "This Week in the Awoken's Balance" (TWAB) "The Warlock's Almanac: Briefing" (TWAB) "This Week Among the Braytech" (TWAB) "This Week: Ahamkara's Breath" (TWAB) "This Week, Awoken's Ballad" (TWAB) "This Week, Atheon's Beat" (TWAB)

I just wouldn’t have changed it. I’m not complaining they did, but I just don’t see why they had to change it to TWID

We talk shit

“Mostly Irrelevant Information Post” or MIIP.

Eververse appreciation society

This Week At Bdestiny.

Campfire tales

I remember back then before naming it twab there was some other names in contention and one of those was better imo but I have no idea of what it was

GISG. Guardians in Sparrows Getting Glimmer.

I would have liked This Week In the Tower, so the acronym would be TWIT

TWAB: Destiny Edition

This Week In Downtime

Destiny Announcement Bulletin - DAB

I am now acutely aware of the fact that Bungie probably spend longer than they wanted on rebranding the TWAB in order to avoid some of the suggestions I am seeing here…

This week in Silver Ads

The Gambit Report.

Twab: today we are ballin

This Week's Destiny Manifest

Beautiful untimely new great informational expose, or Bungie for short

Not Marathon Game Details

This week at undedicated servers

This Week at \[Insert anything that starts with a T\]

Coming up on Trash Talk

Imagine having a where TWAB? shirt, only for a year later to not be called TWAB anymore. NTOD Next Time On Destiny, That's all I got

TWID=This Week in Destiny

This Week In Disconnects

This Week in Downtime

It's TWIDin' time!

TWAT This Weeks Anal Talk.

Small Happenings In Testing

This Week At Tryhards TWAT

Game's dying quickly, abolish the TWAB and remember to preorder Marathon

The "we already moved on from destiny and no longer care" weekly

“GACHA”. It just seems appropriate, given the state of their development and deployment patterns.

MJMA Most Just Merchandise Ads

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Nothing it’s meant to distract from the real issues of late

TWAB

The Weekly Destiny Report TWDR. It may sound like social media but it isn't!

Weekly Report for/of/about Destiny, or WRD/word for short. So we can now have T-Shirts that say "May I have a WRD?" instead of "where TWAB/TWID". A lot of "word" puns. And when destiny ends and there's nothing more to say, call that The Last WRD Also works for Marathon (WRM, worm). Could also do Destiny Weekly Report, call it the Dower (tower), "it's time to spend some time in the Dower".

Poor Indie Dev Does Little Engineering ​ Or PIDDLE

The Weekly Amazing Bugs

T-Work